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you are not qualified to be alive. Get familiar with a mortician

Heroicvic:
It took me a while to see this coz I’m busy, unemployed motherfuck*r

Like I said earlier don’t miss out on being counted as a livestock

Ps. Mention someone who graduated in your lineage

Why the hate?

I actually typed an epistle of my lineage but when I remembered you are a nobody I just decided to rest. You don’t have what we have so you won’t know the value. Go and rest boy.

Heroicvic:
There’s no judge in your lineage not even a lawyer or anything that comes close

Why the hate?

Just like you are doing now dindinrin

Landmine1:
Can’t this be done in Nigeria?

This is just ordinary 1.7 billion naira.

Amount in Dollars = $2.4 million
Exchange Rate = 740 NGN per 1 USD

Amount in Naira = 2,400,000 USD × 740 NGN/USD

Amount in Naira = 1,776,000,000 NGN


Most Nigerian politicians if not all and top executive government officials steal and take more than this in bribes, yet their people sing, follow and dance for them like fools.

Bring your evidence, if you cannot bring your evidence go and perish

Heroicvic:
Nigerian supreme courts judges have done worse

Odensin wetin d one here do you?

GistFullGround:
Nigeria, why?

Can't you just emulate other countries?

Who opened your cage again this afternoon?

Tntsi:
If  you love tinubu, tell him and push him to back off. He is being pushed to a monumental shame and collaspe.
Presidency is not for him.
Tell him to back off for his own good. Hardening his neck like pharoah, is heading to a fall that will be painful and hurtful.

The appointed time of the OBIDIENT new Nigeria has come. No being can stop it.
Once again , tinubu back off. You are being pushed to an unpalatable end.

Apologies for using "they" in my initial responses, I didnt know on time that I was engaging one, you just confirmed it once again, it is someone that lack good home training, doesn't have any moral values, a disgrace and nonentity will say all these things. As for Peter, his present and future has been decided and it has ended. Look after yourself. Bye

mariahAngel:
Keep lying to yourself.

Soyinka is just a shameless gossip, who can't keep his mouth shut. As old as he is.
Imagine a man coming to visit you, and you had to come out and tell the whole world what you both discussed. How shameless!

I only blame Peter Obi for trying to be "good".

We know he is going around to beg at least one made headline recently where he still came out to tell lies until he was humbled when the baba came out to tell the world what really happened. Do you go about apologising for a good conduct?

mariahAngel:
And how many people has Peter Obi "gone around" to apologize to?

I hail Una

nlfpmod:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/05/16/breaking-nigerian-police-ask-court-21-days-detain-seun-kuti-claim-assaulted-policeman

I stand to be corrected, it hasn't been this bad until now. Run a survey yourself and let it be transparent, you will get you true reflection of this topic. Online bullies have always been here but not as much as this, all this started in the build up to the election when the woke generation took the whole bully thing to the next level and no one has condemned them for once, the best we've had was the statement credited to PO which came too late. He didnt condemn them outrightly too, his statement could be likened to Donald trumps stand back and stand by to the proud boys in the US. If their online behaviours are good OBI wont be going around apologising to the people they bully. Once you dont support their candidate you get bullied and it is quite unfortunate.

ComeToJesus:
Did you say you are 100% sure they are Obidients?

What a sorry way to jump to conclusions. Where is the survey you conducted that formed the premiss of your claims?

Toxicity and hasty generalisation isn't a virtue.

Most likely when you were staffed

Zaccshegzy:
Good day guys.

Please I'm currently working in a company, but I'm contemplating on resigning from the company.

I joined the company as a casual worker in 2017 and I was staffed in 2021...

Now my question is this, if I should resign this year, would I be entitled to any compensation or gratuity from the company?

If yes, are they going to calculate it from the year I joined the company (2017) or from 2021 when the staffed me?

Please I really needs detailed explanation to my questions.

Thanks very much guys for taking your time to answer my questions, God bless you all.

Let me start with a joke, so you want to collect better advise and carry my money go buy for another place, dont buy the two, they are bad now on a serious note, there is no peace of mind with that budget.*FACT* You said he is a pensioneer and he is old, if anything happen to that man na you kill am. Cars without peace of mind are more expensive than N1m. Tell him to be patient and be on the look out for 2000 corolla or an Honda Civic from direct owners, I doubt if they will sell for N1m but he may get lucky. And you mentioned Top choice, people without good budget should not have choice. Kia parts are expensive and scarce while the Honda is not looking healthy. Dont kill that elderly man, be patient and get him a small Corolla okerejowoe or even EOD.

Younghacka:
I Am Asking For A Close Relative Who Is A Pensioner, I Have Seen These Two That Are His Top Choice.
He Just Wants A Car That Will Give Him Peace Of Mind Because He Is Quite Aged.
NB: The Two Sellers Are Willing To Sell At The Rate Of #1,000,000.
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Please Car Gurus Which Do You Recommend For An Elderly Man, Cos I Know Next To Nothing About Cars.
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Attached Below Are The Pics Of The Cars In Question.

Hello bro, So sorry you are in this kind of situation,
the truth is that she's moving on from you and there is definitely a new man. You shouldn't have allowed her leave for Lagos, but as it is, the mother is on her side too. It is painful but that's the truth. The only option for you right now is to hustle more. That's the only point you have to prove to her and to your in laws. It will be very hard to win her back, just double your hustle and be successful in life, and try to always reach out to your children, don't forget them. Life will eventually happen to her where she's going and she and her mother will at some point regret and come back begging that's only if you make it. If you dont, her move will be celebrated as a bullet dodged. I wish you all the best. Bro you may consider changing your location too maybe things will get better. Dont update her, you may even move to that Lagos and start afresh, you will eventually make it in this life , dont kill yourself ooo, it is not an option. Just make sure you make it in life, those children will find you, even make she carry them go faraway in australia, a time will come that they will find you. Just be successful. Bye

promisedwealth:
Good morning Great people and wonderful family, please just like the saying a problem shared it's a problem half solved.

I have been married to my wife for over 6years now we have been through all together we have two kids 4 and a year old .

my business since late 2021 has been rough I lost some money trying out a different business I'm based in the eastern part of the country.

Early last year my mother in law told my wife to come stay with her in Lagos till I can find my self again, they left imo to Lagos on feb. 2022 I have been I contact with them ever since sending money across also it happen that my wife started bringing the idea of myself joining over there in Lagos ( my in law has a little school in Lagos that has been where my wife has been teaching since she left) .

Concerning the relocation I told her it's not easy as I have to look for money to get accommodation, shop to start a business also the money will be much which I can't afford for now during someday last year I told her to come back during one of our discussion she told me she it's not coming to east again I got angry.

I noticed the mother will never allow her leave her school so I kept mute about coming back since I was neither ready yet do we kept on going no issues.

Just this april she changed, hardly pick my call,stop calling me by the pet name she does.

I tried to find out what happened, she told me she wanted a break. I was confused I tried to guess why she came up with that. she needs to seek and know if it's the will of God for our union that's after two kids .

I was lost also I have tried to restore this woman sanity since then till now I have spoken to the mother she it's not saying anything than what ever she decides it's best for her the only once telling me not to worry at the brothers but I'm worried honestly .

I don't want my kids to grow in different homes.

I also tried to make her see this same reason she told me the kids will be fine she's not looking at anything making her decision please I need advise it's my wife under a spell or what.

I don't want to raise ny kids this way please advice please....

visa ban list yenyen.. they are just romancing your ego and making you feel they are going to act also if they dont react, una go come dey feel like less privilege after all we say here on my side that two suffering nor dey kill death of sh*t,

renderme:
The outgoing US ambassador was Tinubus bestie. She always visited him. This new interim seems to be continuing where dt one stopped. Lol.

Lalasticlala mynd44 dominique

They can deny it, fight it and frustrate the facts, growing up here on this side, all these behaviours are 100% strange to us on this side but you see those ones that can use leg to wake their father, all these things are part of their upbringing,
person wey nor get respect for his parents na in go get respect for elders outside? I dont know much about the northerners but you see these ones...they are naturally rude and their pride..., they lack morals and everything that qualifies one as civil.

Loadite01:
You deserve 1 chill crate of Heineken

You have made a very good points here but you added some "excuses" There is no justification for bad morals, uncivil behaviour. Same way the US blame mass shooting on mental issues. Is it only in the US that people have mental issues? Is it only in Nigeria that the government hasn't done much for the people? The truth here is that we are not good people ourselves. We are worse. Have you checked that from 1999 there has been a change in persons in government at every elective and selective post? Who among these people have done something worthwhile for their people? But today we are all blaming government for everything...most of the people blaming government will keep quiet if their person is there doing the same things they are condemning...but they are forming woke by displaying their lack of home training on the internet and I am 100% sure they are the obedients. The headless mob...these madness will eventually consume you and even your candidate. Mad people. Always justifying stupid things and bully people. They will soon pursue all o una comot for diaspora. Some of you are outside throwing tantrums here thinking you are secured, una go shed tears in una old age.

lhordspy:
We have good people in Nigeria BUT majority of us are insane, just stvpid, or extremely depressed. Most Nigerians are battling with severe mental issue but masquerading it as cruise.

I remember during the Endsarz protest, we all came out to render our voice to the struggle, to demand an end to police brutality UNTIL all of a sudden, some people started burning BRTs, banks and looting shops.

People blame politicians for the toxicity and hate among the youths. But this is just a case of justifying and encouraging this very silly behaviours, by making stupid excuses for it. If insulting politicians is okay with the excuse that 'they are corrupt' ,then what of these unwarranted, inexcusable hate on foreigners who did nothing wrong?

you are in deep pain

riverbird:
But few months ago he ordered his boy to kill her cos she looks Igbo..... stupid agbero vegetable.

The SAN representing the enemy of the state Nnamdl are the ones representing your frog voice loser that came 3rd

DMerciful:
Falana shouldn't defend a shameless act like this

You still dey play early this morning

IVORY2009:
The wife of the incoming president Peter Obi, first lady Mrs Margarita Obi

You go soon know the difference.

Ofunaofu:
But APC claimed victory from fourth position in Imo State

So sorry bro. Please get to see a doctor. And let them prescribe good pain relievers to you. You will be fine, You will be fine bro.

Blossommind:
I want to share what could have landed me in death or in a disfigured state but God said NO, having seen that I only came to hustle for my daily bread. There are cases of this type that people don't live to testify. I shall not die before my time.

Note: please I dont know how to write without errors and as I am in an unstable state now. So apology to English teachers and students in advance if you see errors. I'm a product of evening school.

First of all, I am a hustler and I have this strong desire to become a better person in life despite my background. 30+, father of two who still went back to school to study for a degree for the sake of the future, which is also putting additional pressure on me.

I do house painting and farming. So I got this small painting work that could have help me earn some money which I really needed it, thus, I grabbed it with joy. A one story building. It is one side of the house, given to me by the main contractor. Everything was going fine until at some point when i shifted the ladder to another position, put a stopper at the base so that the ladder won't slip. Everything looked good just like l have been doing all the while before I climbed it. While still climbing far up with a bucket of paint and long roller on my left hand, suddenly, the ladder slipped backwardly and with speed like siooooooooooood....... (like in a second or two) till it crashed landed. You know that kind sioooood sound. Meanwhile, I can't explain when the paint left my hand back to the ground and when I also left the ladder without even knowing, on free fall until I crash landed too. There was nothing to hold or anyway to help myself to land well. Chai, may we not die while looking for our daily bread. That was how I landed on my back roughly and hit the head on the wall. Chai, come and see me in this condition, no how you won't pity me. I didn't even know what to do immediately on crashing on the ground, to cry hungry me but I no fit cry at the same time.

Worse thing is that this kind of fall does not give any room to defend yourself. You just fall helplessly like a bag of fufu and land anyhow. Poor me! This hapoened after 10am today.

As it were, that was the end of the work and am back in the house now licking my wounds. Since the job is at personal-risk, whatever you see, you take. Nobody to complain to for sympathy.

Meanwhile, my second child is less than a month old. Praise be to God for not letting this moment of joy turn to tears, assuming injuries required medical emergency or even death.

To be a man is not a day job. It takes a lot to build to become a man especially, financially.

Right here at home, back/body pain, swollen head with serious headache (as I hit on the wall), dislocated joints (right wrist) and sharp pain around the left part of the waist, all going on around me.

"Brother Bernard" happened to me.

I know your brain does not work during the week but weekends, but I was thinking since weekend is close the process should have started. You just jump on trend anyhow...you have to read, understand first or call someone around you to read and explain to you and if you have to post at all, show it to sane people to check for you and stop displaying your dumbness here.

Authority1o1:
Okay...


Isn't that the same woman who has never lived in Nigeria, but gave a non-existent account of how her life and stay in Nigeria was tough and all?

So, even in Britain where she lives and was born, she's still a second fiddle in the scheme of things?

Perhaps, the British have taken a cue from the “Yoruba Ronu” chanting kinsmen of hers and may have decided to start “Ronuing” by putting her in her place.

Na 4 billion naira my mind first go

Odewaleadesoye:
Shock as 4billion-year-old ‘meteorite’ the size of a potato smashes into family’s bedroom while ‘still warm’

A FAMILY has received a little gift from above after an object believed to be meteorite fell through their roof.



THE SUN

How e take seat? explain, no be all.of us sabi una code.

naijapips04:
So you know no say Bi sexuals dey? Gay men wey dey fvck and wey dem dey fvck too.

This oluomo guy too dey give gay vibes. Watch how he's sitting.

U fit nor even reach the month end sef

lumens:



Before this month ends, the old druggie, Pa Amoda Yekini Ogunlere would be arrested and deported from Europe to come and face crimes committed in Nigeria.

How can a druggie steal the mandate of millions of Nigerians who went out to vote in February?

You don't know much about this topic. The disruption, thugs snatching election box and killings happened in the south east and some northern states. What happened in Lagos was voters intimidation. The pictures you and your people circulated were false. You are only posting hear say and non can be verified. Losers have a way of beautifying the scenes that doesn't favour them. What do.you have to say where you won? If election was perfect only at the places you won, then you are not telling the truth. If the American election was perfect what was Trump ranting? Like trump like Obi like you, it's a losers thing boss

chivic:
American election is totally different from ours.Im out own ,your vote will be counted for another,mutilation everywhere,tugs killing and driving people .A person will be winning in 19 out of 20 local government and Gbam the loosing one will be declared the winner.

Our own you will upload something on the BIVAS and record another thing .We are to crude but we will get there someday

we made Lagos

dre11:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02qy3h5qRabFHTtA4BRK45g76THAVNQrjJcR1DF1rNKZvtruwz8CGpFWTojuqJJbNNl&id=100064596373289&mibextid=Nif5oz

Our peaceful loving and caring group of innocent people. That's not robbery..they want to do some business in the bank

naptu2:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/05/10/police-disperse-sit-home-enforcers-avert-alleged-bank-robbery-attempt-ipob-anambra

Let him fight to the end..this is the closest they've ever been and as it is, they wont come close again. Ever !

deeva2:
You came 3rd and you are claiming victory, same thing happened after the civil war, instead of our leaders then to accept defeat so that we can get help from international communities and adequate compensation from Nigeria Government, they went to negotiate for No Victor no Vanquished bc of PRIDE. Making it look as if two equal forces fought meanwhile we lost 3m people.

This same pride is leading someone that came 3rd to deliberately go and waste his peoples time at the electoral tribunal by giving them hopeless hope knowing too well that he’s carrying them handicap.

The frog voice that came 3rd

tiswell:
All hail HE Peter Obi.



time to take back our country

Which judges on their toes? Victory is victory. Do you know how the American election went?

chivic:
They didn't sacrifice anything,times have change.Bivas is the game changer.The youth are more active and are interested in the electorial process ,the court cases and even the profile and anticedents of the judges.
If only 500,000 people where interested in previous cases,you now have upto 40 million people monitoring the process bumper to bumper which will put the judges on their toes

He will come to your typhoid and HIV too

christejames:
O Lord come to our aid... 😢





We really need a paradigm shift in this country