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Ds statement is coming from a frustrated man at a confused state of mind. So david was busy "working Underground" for 16yrs ? Wow ! See some good examples of David, David in d bible never worked underground, David Villa is always at d front scoring goals, David Oyedepo (upper ground) blessing people, david guetta (upperground) missing beat, Davil Liuz... Na underground he wan develop? Na underground people vote am ? In be engineer? He should just #kontunu to work underground and allow the people at upperground to vote CHANGE. Dat man said Is he d state governor? See , ds is what is killing PDP - blame sharing - and it will Kill and bury them forever and ever amen. David Mark is a failure. He partook in all d scandals. His name will come out in Dansaki or suzuki second admission list very soon, he go build beta house buy helicopter dey take fly up and down. He should mention his achievement. Nigerian politicians have abused RICE. They should start sharing Yam and egg, Semo, Wheat and lots more must it be rice everytime. Hanhan. All ds rice that you are sharing there is *clears throat* We d association of OFIN (Other Foods In Nigeria) is saying no to hatred. We are all nigerian food. Share us today. Ds statement is coming from a frustrated man at a confused state of mind. So david was busy "working Underground" for 16yrs ? Wow ! See some good examples of David, David in d bible never worked underground, David Villa is always at d front scoring goals, David Oyedepo (upper ground) blessing people, david guetta (upperground) mixing beat, Davil Liuz... Na underground he wan develop? Na underground people vote am ? In be engineer? He should just #kontunu to work underground and allow the people at upperground to vote CHANGE. Dat man said Is he d state governor? See , ds is what is killing PDP - blame sharing - and it will Kill and bury them forever and ever amen. David Mark is a failure. He partook in all d scandals. His name will come out in Dansaki or suzuki second admission list very soon, he go build beta house buy helicopter dey take fly up and down. He should mention his achievement. Nigerian politicians have abused RICE. They should start sharing Yam and egg, Semo, Wheat and lots more must it be rice everytime. Hanhan. All ds rice that you are sharing there is *clears throat* We d association of OFIN (Other Foods In Nigeria) is saying no to hatred. We are all nigerian food. Share us today.

Ds statement is coming from a frustrated man at a confused state of mind. So david was busy "working Underground" for 16yrs ? Wow ! See some good examples of David, David in d bible never worked underground, David Villa is always at d front scoring goals, David Oyedepo (upper ground) blessing people, david guetta (upperground) missing beat, Davil Liuz... Na underground he wan develop? Na underground people vote am ? In be engineer? He should just #kontunu to work underground and allow the people at upperground to vote CHANGE. Dat man said Is he d state governor? See , ds is what is killing PDP - blame sharing - and it will Kill and bury them forever and ever amen. David Mark is a failure. He partook in all d scandals. His name will come out in Dansaki or suzuki second admission list very soon, he go build beta house buy helicopter dey take fly up and down. He should mention his achievement. Nigerian politicians have abused RICE. They should start sharing Yam and egg, Semo, Wheat and lots more must it be rice everytime. Hanhan. All ds rice that you are sharing there is *clears throat* We d association of OFIN (Other Foods In Nigeria) is saying no to hatred. We are all nigerian food. Share us today. Ds statement is coming from a frustrated man at a confused state of mind. So david was busy "working Underground" for 16yrs ? Wow ! See some good examples of David, David in d bible never worked underground, David Villa is always at d front scoring goals, David Oyedepo (upper ground) blessing people, david guetta (upperground) missing beat, Davil Liuz... Na underground he wan develop? Na underground people vote am ? In be engineer? He should just #kontunu to work underground and allow the people at upperground to vote CHANGE. Dat man said Is he d state governor? See , ds is what is killing PDP - blame sharing - and it will Kill and bury them forever and ever amen. David Mark is a failure. He partook in all d scandals. His name will come out in Dansaki or suzuki second admission list very soon, he go build beta house buy helicopter dey take fly up and down. He should mention his achievement. Nigerian politicians have abused RICE. They should start sharing Yam and egg, Semo, Wheat and lots more must it be rice everytime. Hanhan. All ds rice that you are sharing there is *clears throat* We d association of OFIN (Other Foods In Nigeria) is saying no to hatred. We are all nigerian food. Share us today.

Its called continuity. It is Nigeria's project. If govt. at all levels could embrace continuity ds country won't be as it is now. So saying APC riding on GEJ legacies is foolish of you. It is a laudable thing. GEJ & GMB are nigerian so we should build ds nation together for the interest of d nation, Saying APC is now riding on GEJ legacies shows how short sightedness and ignorant you are. See past ur nose and stop flaunting ur stupid partisanship view here.
#SayRubbishThere
#UrXmasChickenGoRunAway
#Light no go dey ur house on xmas day
#YourPhoneScreenGoBreak
#Try me

Make dem organise "men" make dem go chop like 10 cadet every other cadet go resign . Make dem go hear about UNAD story. #TheirFada

mazzi:
When you are 74 years and still lie to people you lead,then wahala dey! This government believes that every body is almajiri or owanbe crew that they can throw out all manner of lies and expect us to swallow it. GEJ never worry,their lies will always turn out to embarrass them.

Chairman, i just confirmed that you are stupid for a living and ur foolishness and gullibility is of the heavenlys, its divine, a follow come like original nokia battery, charger and ear piece. So if you dont have MB to think, you can not subscribe or dont you have any sane persons around you? In ds case, who do you think should be questioned ? Ds government said there was a fraud , Dasuki pushed it on GEJ that he approved it, GEJ rejected it. If you dont have any good thing to do next timE, go to where there is sand , pack some, put ur leg inside and build a house, use sweet nylon or broken bottle preferably green to do light. #OdeOshi

hinwazaka:
This is why I love the new PDP. United in diversity. That's what you call a movement.

Unity in what ? Only God knows for how long you've been waiting to use that sentence you got from NTAnews. Well. Ekweremadu stayed back. I just gave you an opportunity to use another sentence.

A nokia touch light and an Iphone. The two are phones, they can both make calls. Send sms. But an Iphone can do a lot of things while a nokia touch light phone is limited. You as a graduate with your first degree alone is likened to a nokia touch light phone in ds illustration while a graduate irrespective of your class 1st class, 2:1, 2:2, 3rd class or pass with necessary skills is likened to an Iphone here.
As a graduate, first of all you are not unique, everybody is a graduate. But what makes you unique is the richness of your CV. What makes you unique is the skills that you have that will make an employee employ you with your 2:2 /3rd class or pass over a 2:1 or 1st class.

One
ICT Skills: my brothers & Sisters, basic computer knowledge is outdated. Ability to use microsoft, excel, powerpoint are no longer Skills even a drop out in a computer centre can use them more than you. Go for advance ICT skills.- Networking, Programming, Web development, Java. 3D, Database, Web designing, Multimedia& Animation. Wireless. Security, Autocad and lots more. That's when you can boast of ur ICT Skills.
*Note* Irrespective of your discipline


2nd
Language Skills: It is a MUST that you acquire a language skill. If you are Ibo during ur service year learn Yoruba or hausa and if you are hausa learn yoruba and if you are ibo learn too. See yourself as part of your community. Get close to them and learn d basics and add it to your CV or Ýou can as well acquire some foreign language skills like French which is d second official language in Nigeria and do you know we have more francophone countries in africa more than the english speaking countries? Learn spanish, Portuguese, German all ds boost your chances of securing ur dream good paying job. (You stand d chance of travelling if need be for someone to represent the company.)

3rd
Professional Qualification
During NYSC camping, a lot of professional bodies come for seminars and all that. Be wise. Go for d one that will be beneficial to your field. Don't do it because ur friend is doing it. Everybody can go for PMP, ICAN, NEM and there are many professional bodies. #BeWise and ask questions during seminars.

4th
Volunteer as an Intern in some private firms even if they won't pay you. A friend went to a radio station to volunteer as an intern and they accepted her despite d fact that her PPA is a school after school hours. She will leave for d station. After service she added it to her CV. Be smart

5th
Acquire a Vocational skill
Ladies and gentlemen, Swallow your pride. Artisans are making it real big now. All the drop outs are now living in their own house, have a shop and apprentice and happily married while we that are drop in are still looking for job. Acquire a vocational skill go into film making, fashion designing, interior decor, event management, Saloon, make-up artÍste, and more. They are too much. A graduate will do it in a posh way and handle it better.

I hope ds will make d 1st page and someone somewhere somehow will need it. Gracias !

Ds idiot is talking abi? The #odeOshie is HIV Positive ooo . He dares talk about papa. We serve a rich God and as a christian you are not suppose to be poor. My father is Rich and I am RICH. Amen. Whatever you believe you become.

Well, I'll tell you nothing but the truth, young lady, marriage is the best thing and it is better you do it with someone you know well. If u guys have been together for 5 years and you have "issues" now , come on "issues" is like the chorus of a song in marriage. You'll keep having it. When you have it there is just one option fix it. Never seek for another option FIX IT. Don't be stupid going for that nigga that just showed up ? Come he aint gonna give you the good life. You don't wanna come back here on NL telling us stories of how you lost your perfect man for that dude. I will personally be checking you here if I don't see your wedding pictures in the next two month you are in trouble. Leave that new guy. He's a walker. A passer by. He's an online guy always walking. He's not a stayer. I told you I'll tell you d truth. Ehn ehn answer ds questions jareee. Where is the wedding? How much is aso ebi? @profscomedy

I think its a waste of time. Go and learn a skill. Acquire a skill and you will be good. Bury your pride and learn a skill. Artisans are the new rich dudes now, as a graduate any skill you acquire you polish it up with the fact that you are a graduate you will be more productive and you will be good.

Hola a todos ! I got ds video on youtube. Its very hilarious and i think it should make d first page here.
Youngest corper in Nigeria 4 year old boy ft. in NYSC ANTHEM with"lahde. Go check it out. Its hilarious
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Baba na OGUN go kill you, u ds useless agbaya. Oleeee see him mouth like tea spoon. all u ds old fools were enjoying the corruption infested government .Na tipper go kill you for lagos ibadan express way, I dey vex gidigan !

In Dbanj Voice , Are you feeling d nigga !
Up Sellsh*t ! Doomed for life.

Well i think the two is good and a MUST. It depends on your discipline i think MSc. Is important if you want to go into lecturing and as a career person and with professional certifications you earn more money than Msc. I'll go for professional certifications first and later Msc. You didnt mention Vocational skills(It is a MUST you acquire a vocational skill too) it is one of it even language skills. Having a second language is a plus.

I don't have time for the BVN thing. I don withdraw all my money comot from all my accounts make dem close dem. I go open another one. Useless people. Abeg I have ds for NEPA.

No OGUN go kill you and ur PDP thiefs that put nigerians in ds agony. May all of una die one day. Thunder go strike u and all of una wey make me pay 500 for just 1 litre, after buying 5 litres the keg come lick all my fuel waste , Na fire go burn U and all d PDP. Olisha metuh and d rest sudden death awaits you.

#Una fada

BringBackMyFuel

Guys guys guys ! You guys are not nice at all. Ds guy offend una before ? See as una crucify am. He needs ur advice give him one abeg instead of orubebelising him.

Haba some said is his name DULLapo? Another said he's been duped, use plantain deceive her too,well..

My view as d most sane and sensible NLer is that
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Abeg when be Arsenal FA Cup final ? Time and venue ?

Well, It is very wrong to stay away from her when she's on. She needs u more that time but some girls are so dirty and untidy when they are on leaving us with disgusting experience. I am a victim of ds, guys should just come to the reality of ds fact that it comes every month as a visitor and it will surely go, unfortunately, its a regualr visitor. So we should treat them well, some of them feel bad when they are on. I think as a woman that's the best time to always clean up and look ur best. But an ibadan girl once used a cover clothe as pad and I *fainted* when she removed it.


No wonder her ass looks big

@profscomedy

Well, God give d dead rest but I think we should be remembered for what we do / achieve on earth. Dora fought for fake drugs and lots more and she will be remembered for that, mandela fought for apartheid, **** what should we remember him for ?

Well, God give d dead rest but I think we should be remembered for what we do / achieve on earth. Dora fought for drugs fake drugs and lots more and she will be remembered for that, Jega fought for **** what should we remember him for ?

Hello everyone, i am going to be talking about 3 skills you need to acquire if you really need that good paying job and want a better life.

Number one.
Im sure you know gone are those days when they used to keep records,informations, datas in books they've gone past that stage everything is e-something now you hear óf e-learning, é-banking, e-marketing and so on. At least what you'll see infront of admin staff now is a computer meaning you need an ICT Skill. If its just basic computer appreciation class( Word, excel, power point and so on. You can go further into Networking, computer engineering, web development, Java, 3D, Autocad so on)

Number two
Second on d list is a Language skill. Little do you know that most of the companies you apply to, they have foreign nationals either as the boss or among the board of the directors. China is taking over the world economy and international trade brings about exchange of services(professionals) and goods which is carried out among the continents of the world, South americans, asia, europe and the rest. Your ability to speak a foreign language (being bi-lingua) gives you an edge over a monoglot. Enrol in a language school and learn one today.

Last but not the least is a vocational skill. What can you do without your certificate ? Look at yourself as you are without all your certificate what can you do ? Learn a trade, swallow your pride and learn a trade if all things fail you trade cannot fail you. FG/State government/ companies may owe you salaries but people will still go to the saloon, tailor, event organizers, and lots more.

#Irrespective of your discipline
Or class(2:1, 2:2,3rd class or pass, polytechnic or college)
#You can grab these 3 skills withing 6months

3 skills that secures a good paying job with Multi national companies as a graduate irrespective of your class.

#1. ICT certfication
#2. Bi-lingua
#3. Professional certification

Grab an ICT Skill, Learn a foreign language and write a professional exam and you are good to go !

GEJ u r still on dat matter ..I don forgive u since. U for no make am public apology now na me n u one on one. Even adams snatch my girlfriend I forgive am what are idiots for ... Its one of those things just make sure you return that level to my account. How ur baby nah patience.. regards to ds guys I don forget dere name§ self Doyin and ffk. Call my MTN make we talk for extracool. Later

Someone just said i should keep quiet yes i will as soon as you go back and register JAMB, sit down and read hard to pass it and then prepare for Post UME. If others pass then you can pass too ! NOUN is a part time programme for Senior citizens not for aggrieved students that are scared of passing Jamb and PUME. You said im feeling pompous yes its worth it. You cant attend Great Ife, Unilag or any of the afore mentioned schools and not feel poMpous . A pass from UNAD or OSU is not ur mate even with 1st class from NOUN. We can drag with polytechnics , college of education products even Computer training student but NOUN products thats a ridiculous sueable comparation my brother. You should respect Us anywhere you see us. #Indomie products we na beans e nor dey quick soft ! Una na 5mins e don done.

But my fiancee na NOUN she finish ooo e be like say i go break up with her self.


Na joke i dey ooo but im always serious when im joking sha !
#NoserviceForUNA untilArsenalwinsChampionsleague

Nice one but queue for GTBanks pass filling station own everytime, infact one day i was on queue and i was annoyed i left for the customer care to complain there was queue again. @profscomedy

What are u people feeling like ? NOUN or adjective. You think we that attend normal school are your mate ? Do you have lecturers, H.O.D's, Profs, Faculty president, social life,....bunch of tutorial products .You people sit at home or office , copy and paste TMA and do exam so una wan compare una self with products of better schools like OAU, UI, Uniben,Futa, Unilag and lots more abi? U people should be careful. NOUN is a provision under adult education not for youth go and resit and pass jamp and PUME. Lazy people olodooosss . Infact your certificate should be photocopied ! Not coloured ! Special centers ! N-National O- Olodos U- Unserious N-Nigerians !