₦airaland Forum

GreaterFuture1:
Yes life would have been excellent, but you will not be here. There is an at least 99% probability that your existence would never have been. The course of history would have been different from what it is today, maybe your parents not have existed either and if anyone of them did, they will not even have met at all, life would be completely different, that I am very certain of, ponder over that #butterflyeffect

Bulleye:
E be like say Nairaland ner literary and debating forum. I am not prepared for your challenge now. Give me more time please.

MacdonaldJames:
Which of the Federal Government Agencies is more juicy for employment?


1.NNPC
2.FIRS
3.Nigerian Customs Service
4. Nigerian Immigration Service
5. National Intelligence Agency
6. Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Nigeria
7. National Communications Commission.
8. NLNG

Bulleye:
While I will not go into details of how OPC came to be, however it is important to know that every Yoruba person was held responsible for every infraction of OPC. So holding Ipob to the same standard cannot be wrong. Ipob is Igbo.

Simplyleo:
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[s]Shut up.

Bulleye:
Ipob is not helping matters. The propaganda from Ipob must be checked otherwise it might be taken as the truth.

Witchersunited:
These governors are amusing, if there is anyone with lower chances of infection, it's the governor, have you gone to visit one before?


Even before the virus, the protocol is mad, the amount of people you will meet before him are close to 40, I dont think now that the virus is known and how it spreads is known, its possible for him to be infected, they just use it as yardstick to milk their states further

Inquire how much his treatment will cost and then you will see it .

generationz:
Lol, I saw 1Billion Million naira. This is coming from the chambers of a so called SAN.

Dbanj is a clown. First, you sue the girl for 100Million naira to silence her now 1 billion to make her cower in fear.

The most important thing for any sane celebrity right now would be to clear his name and get a public apology but he keeps increasing the money knowing fully well the girl can't pay just to intimidate her.

The way Dapo is going about this issue, he is exposing himself that he is really scared.

I don't believe the girl will win except she has strong evidence but I believe she is telling the truth.

Some men will quote me now accusing me of supporting her without proof but they are supporting dbanj here without proof too. We all have a right to believe whoever we want to.

I[b]f you quote me to throw insults, thunder will fire you[/b].


Edited: For the people quoting me, show me where i said going to court was wrong on dbanjs part? It's good to read well before commenting.

Jung:
Yes you are.


Go away. You had to do an internet search for tattoos lmfao. Childish.

emmaodet:
Well, bro i don't do Google rather on ground in the business. I was in the black market sector of the pure raw gold business so can't say for the official market price.
Also, it was 2009, 11 years ago so a lot has happened before now.

Jung:
oga prof, with all due respecr, you have an underlying prejudice towards people with dreads and tattoos. you are just using fine english to cover it up. beat your chest and say it... you dont like tattoos and dreads, and stop saying its the clean one or the okotomeow skrr that you are yarning waaaaaaaaah. You are profiling without even knowing it. maybe you do, but hey, who cares?

Doubling down on the same thing despite differing views shows where you lie on the matter. please refrain from commenting on the issue abeg. you are one of the reasons those animals justify what they do to young people

emmaodet:
I don't know where you got your figures from but an ounce of 24 carat pure gold i bought at Ibadan 2009 from a gold dealer was #110,000 then. I don't know where you are getting your own figures from bro.
I tried doing the gold runs but later backed off, smuggling it abroad to sell.

DoctorOfPoverty:
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“Get a high-income skill and become a millionaire in no time.”

“Do not come out of this pandemic without a skill.”

Do these sound familiar?

Since the beginning of the pandemic, there have been several posts across social media advising folks to learn skills that could serve as a means of income.

You have probably keyed into this revelation and dedicated this season to learning whatever skill is classified as high-income.

Who doesn’t want to be a millionaire in no time? No one!

Well, now that you’re done with that training, please read these words carefully, write them down if you can, so you avoid the frustration that comes with not making money with that skill.

Last week, my friend and I were looking through job offers for logo design and branding on Upwork and we saw a job for $310

That is over 100k in naira.

This is the same logo design and branding that Uche Adesanya is offering for 7,000 and Mrs. Beatrice and others are pricing for 3,000.

We also saw the profile of a designer who charges more than that amount, for 4 hours of his service.

If in 3 months, he sells to 20 clients and then, starts teaching people logo design and terms it a high-income skill that can make you a millionaire in no time.

Would he be lying? Gracious no!

He would even have proofs and screenshots of payments he has received from his clients.

You see, having a skill is one thing and knowing how to earn from it is another.

In the logo design example, what do you notice? Same skill, but different pay.

What is responsible for this?

There are many factors. But, the top of them is the clients you are serving.

After you’ve learnt that skill, go to Upwork and rent a room.

You can be doing the exact same thing as the lady who gets paid $500 for a job on Upwork, but you earn 20,000 naira.

You may be the best, but you’d eat chips when you’re earning chips.

Howbeit, if you knew about Upwork before now, you’d know there are currently some restrictions on new freelancers.

You might have tried to register a hundred times and gotten rejected a hundred and two times.

But still, Upwork is approving accounts daily.

There’s a secret to getting accounts approved instantly.

There are folks who have made it their jobs to get accounts approved for others at a fee.

But, I know someone who won't just approve your account for you. He will also teach you how to get accounts approved instantly.

Here are some other things you will learn from him:

• How to write job winning offers.
• How to get high paying clients.
• How to receive payments into your local bank account.

All these, are just a few of the things you'd know how about soon.

If you don’t have a skill to offer, do not worry.

You will also learn how to write a non-plagiarized 1000 word article in less than 20 minutes.

You can offer this skill on Upwork!

Is that all?

No.

You will be given eBooks on freelancing worth 6,370 naira.

For all you stand to gain, He could peg the fee for this training at 5,000 naira and it would still be fair.

But he has slashed the fee to learn these, to just 3,150 naira.

Amazingly,

The first 20 people to contact him will pay just 1,500 naira!

This is the last time the training will be at this fee.

It won't happen again.

When is this training commencing?

On Friday, 3rd of July, 2020.

How do you get started?

Send him a message for the account details to pay to on 0 7 0 1 4 8 9 9 9 7 2.


PS: You can also make money by approving account for others. Do you research here on NL and find out how much folks charge to get accounts approved. It is at least, twice the access fee.


If you don't come from a rich family, make sure a rich family comes from you.


Send him a message now.

Mightyhaiz:
till they sink fangs into your ankle unexpectedly and u find yourself sweating and praying to live

dontai:
You still don't get it, like I said above, you don't rule by sheer sentimental, belief, religion or the one you are applying 'guesswork'. have u spotted sheakau of infamous boko-haram on tattoo, Evans the kidnapper on dread. I just thank God u ain't police IGP.

Modify: you said one can get tattoo when he flies outside, I hope he's not coming back again sha?

Miyachi:
This logic is flawed and morally bankrupt. I'm surprised that an "educated achiever" can think this way.

I've found that this habit of rationalizing crimes common amongst Nigerians -- a lady gets raped (oh, she dressed inappropriately or she was dating two friends or she wasn't supposed to be out at that time), someone gets harassed ("he deserved it, look how he's dressed".

It's embarrassing that you all have to pontificate your prejudiced thoughts and think it's supposed to be the norm.

We have no hope in this country because people still think like this and not only think but say these things out loud and rationalize them, so it has become our reality and will remain status quo.

You sir, are part of the problem you claim to prefer a solution to

dontai:
bro that's just the drill, you are fuelling illegality with ur utterance on dreadlocks and tattoo. You said u can't change things but you're aiding police brutality because u feel tattoo and dreadlock is a no-no for you, does that made it a crime? we ought to be bind by the constitution of the land, not by our emotions, sentimental, religion or belief.
I ain't calling you poor, I'm just baffled u belief ur not tattooing or no dreadlock is a saving grace. you ought to see bankers and teachers picked at random.
But why are we quick to labelled tattoo or dreadlocks un-african.(though they have space in our history), but its African for a dark lady to become White over night.
All I known that's African is, is our 'cowardliness'.

Sakamaje:
How can this be worth over a million dollars?? That's way overpriced.

OZAOEKPE:
The idiot stole money meant to develop his state and died, after dying you see some goats saying they don't talk ill of the dead. Make he come from hell to come slap me now, useless ajimobi may he not find rest in hell too. He no build hospital in his state only for him to go and die in first cardiology hospital in Lagos.


Saw people quoting me and making it look like a tribal post, ain't got time for rubbish. Even Abia governor way run leave Abia state will not survive it. I pray he dies cause you can't suffer his people and not build anything and run to Abuja to receive better treatment. The idiot will die and burn in hell together with Ajimobi

dontai:
Achieve!Archive!! Archive!!! bro u never achieved Nada. you believe been rich or wealthy amounted to achievement. when u have no right in your own country. when you can get hit by stray bullet from the people being paid by your tax to secured you. when boko boys could bomb ur church or mosque any moment from now. when you fall sick hospitals aren't well equipped to cater for your health. when elections results are been written by INEC, not the vote u casted. traveled through Ore-Benin expressway, you will need more like Gods grace to escape those kidnappers and robbers, not to talk of those Fulani bandit. even your bank is not even secure, with all the machine saying 'welcome to ......bank', is ur police station even secured?
bro, any body who call him or herself achiever in this country is hoodwinking himself. being, achieved have nothing to do with money you have. And if someone have the money and doesn't see any thing bad in this country that ought be to change if not for himself but incoming generation.,(like the lecturers extortions) sorry that man or woman is not only poor but weakling.

joyandfaith:
I keep wondering as well. lone ranger was raping women in the presence of men and nobody can attack him. smh. Africans are cowards, selfish and lack foresight.

dontai:
Pray u don't get hit with their stray bullet. maybe, u are poor and wretched. because, I have never saw them harassing a cart pusher.

dontai:
Pray u don't get hit with their stray bullet. maybe, u are poor and wretched. because, I have never saw them harassing a cart pusher.

RealEzee:
then why don't they arrest our grandmas with tattoos na? see we are just been hypocrites here period, come to Abk and see these older women with ancient tattoos even with their family name go and arrest them na.

This thinking that this is Africa blah blah blah has not gotten us anywhere close the west in terms of exposure and advancement so the bragging right that we have ranting this is Africa?

Just be honest, these guys are pure evil, harassing citizens up and down, for what na?

Raustin:
Ainya cho...Thank you for the endorsement.

iLearner:
You're right actually.

But again, I feel people shouldn't just delve into some aspects of programming without some mathematical background. I am a Statistics student and I know how much of advanced Statistics there is in Data Science.