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Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG Opens Portal For Recruitment Into Federal Civil Service by Profamir(m): 8:18am On Jan 29, 2025
I have successfully registered. Just keep refreshing the portal
emmyzy19:
Who else have apply successfully?
Cause the link isn't opening
IslamRe: Desire Of A Believer by Profamir(m): 11:13am On May 24, 2024
May Allah ease our affairs.
IslamRe: Blessings In Disguise by Profamir(m): 11:12am On May 24, 2024
Máa Shaa Allah
Foreign AffairsRe: Charles III Officially Proclaimed King by Profamir(m): 11:38am On Sep 10, 2022
iLoveYouToo:
I spotted Tony Blair, David Cameron and the immediate past PM (I don forget him name)
Borris Johnson
FoodRe: What Do You Call This In Your Language/Dialect? (Photo) by Profamir(m): 6:31pm On Mar 19, 2022
Mariangeles:
They call it African star apple, but somehow, it doesn't fit. undecided

It mustn't have an English name.
I believe it should have a befitting pidgin English name we can all identify it by.

Lalasticlala, what do you think?
It's English name is cherry.
RomanceRe: Help My Ex Wants To Ruin My Marriage by Profamir(m): 8:40pm On Mar 01, 2022
Ochelyko1:
Oga your real wife is Oguchi I will advice you call off that ur wedding plan with that ur fiance and marry Oguchi. She stands with u when u are nothing, and am sure she will love you forever.

Look at the possibilities of these ur new found wife. Don't allow that to push u to marry the wrong woman because u will regret it all the days of ur life.

Oguchi and your son should be ur final bus stop. A word is enough for the wise.
Don't you think the man should also assess himself (standard of living) when he was dating the two girls and changes that comes to dating each of them.
SportsRe: First Coutinho, Now Wijnaldum - Leaving Liverpool Has Become A Dangerous Move by Profamir(m): 2:52pm On Dec 16, 2021
[quote author=freshalien post=108551113]Has Pep won the CL since leaving Barca? He hasn’t even smelt the final of that competition since leaving Barca. There you go, you have your answer.

Really?

Who won the last Champions league?
Whom did the winner play with?

Indeed, Pep has not smelt the final of the competition since leaving Barcelona
SportsRe: Messi Wins Ballon D'or 2021 Award by Profamir(m): 10:56pm On Nov 29, 2021
ThierryJay:
Big congrats bro. Won kere si number wa, awon omode wonyi kere si number wa ( forgotten who sang that song)
Fatai Rowling Dollars
FamilyRe: Have Your Parents Ever Apologized To You by Profamir(m): 8:36pm On Nov 19, 2021
ANDREW91:
Yes. I remembered the day he slapped me. That was in 2015, i was rooting for buhari, even arguing with him that buhari will win that gej was a disaster. The old man was making me see reasons why buhari will be the biggest mistake but i was not ready to listen and he slapped me and apologized immediately
Hope you've now see that your popsman was right. How I wish he can give you another round of slaps now for the disaster you caused many innocent Nigerians through your vote.
FashionRe: Dear Tailors: A Frustrated Customer by Profamir(m): 8:00am On Sep 12, 2021
That reminds me of my tailor turn boss.

To say this tailor of mine was extremely good is understatement. He was so good that I will not even price the amount he wish to collect for any material I give to him. The clothes is always perfect on my body that people started asking me whether am a tailor or a model. All thanks to my tailor.

However, at a point, he started lying and disappointing. You will choose one style, by the time you get it, it will be another thing. Some of my mentors (as per cleric level) ask for my tailor to which I directed them to him. Unfortunately, one gave him like 5 different materials for Agbada, only for him to do nonsense with the man's material.

During the covid-19 lockdown coupled with ASUU strike, I decided to learn tailoring so as not to waste all my time at home and for the sole aim of learning to sow for myself ALONE. I went to him, paid all the neccessary requirements. And it's there I realises that he don't have time for customers again. It's his apprentices that does the sowing. He will just cut the material and sometimes he will even give us the material to cut and sow. Guffawing at how he teaches me on different occasion methods and techniques/scope on how to lie to customers.

The second week of my apprenticeship, he gave me a customer's trouser to sow. Thou, I declined that ideology thereby using almost 30k to buy different materials and uses it to practice different style on myself. Within two months, I can perfectly cut and sew native wear, Agbada, shirt, trouser, cap and men suit. Thou, I couldn't learn the female suit as at time I left for school.

Bottom line, some of them have integrity to protect while majority don't even care.
FashionRe: Dear Tailors: A Frustrated Customer by Profamir(m): 7:17am On Sep 12, 2021
[quote author=Dayotheeone post=105711719]Dear Tailors,

No time for pleasantries, I am perplexed.... Omo I dey vex!
One quick question, during the time of your internship or training, did your master/oga also include in the curriculum "How craft the perfect lie to make your client wait longer" or "How to collect materials and abandon them till the dying minutes". Because I don't understand how you guys will collect cloth and advance money when you still have other pending jobs to do and then proceed to abandon the new job somewhere in man's land where you can never it untill you are packing out of the shop.

My beautiful material I bought and the design I painstakingly choose just to wear and impress my girlfriend's family has all gone to waste.

Your fellow colleague, the upcoming Lai Mohammed has been posting me since forever, now the D-Day for the occasion I am going to wear Ankara of 2001 that has faded more than Buhari's memory.

How do you people sleep at night? Do you have an "anti-curse" protection device? What gives you people the boldness to lie just like that as if it is breathing to you.

Well let me stop here for now, but before I go, E NO GO BETTER FOR UNA!
.............
Frustrated Customer


Nairalanders if you have any funny experience with tailors or how to tackle these set of monsters, please kindly share so I can learn.

Be calming down. Not all of us
FamilyRe: What Is That Special Thing That Makes You Happy? by Profamir(m): 10:53am On Sep 11, 2021
bukatyne:
See me see wahala shocked grin angry embarassed

If I send my accant in September and you send something in December unsolicited unko?

Or are you our dear Apostle that sends money to people's accant without having their detaisl?

Have my details first mbok.
Lol
SportsRe: 7 Is The Number - Ronaldo Celebrates Man United Jersey In New Picture by Profamir(m): 2:55pm On Sep 06, 2021
Ok
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu To Evacuate Stranded Abia students From UNIJOS by Profamir(m): 9:56pm On Aug 22, 2021
Welcome development by the governor.
RomanceRe: How Long Is Too Long For A Relationship? by Profamir(m): 1:20pm On Jun 28, 2021
I'll comment later. Let the elders talk first.
EducationRe: How Old Were You When You Graduated From Secondary School? by Profamir(m): 8:32pm On Aug 26, 2020
20 years
RomanceRe: Should Men Be Forced To Marry Ladies After Impregnating Them? by Profamir(m): 12:25am On Jan 22, 2020
Was he forced to pair the lady?
Why smelling what you wouldn't like to eat?
CultureRe: Abdulrasheed Akanbi And Chanel Chin Divorced! Oluwo Of Iwo Divorces Wife by Profamir(m): 10:15pm On Dec 15, 2019
Obainoneandonly:
After you don chop the PUNA finish, you come divorce her...... That's what mostly Muslim men do.... He will marry a much more younger girl next year and tear the PUNA for like 3yeasr then divorce her........ That's how the cycle goes
It shows your shallow faculty to logically think.
RomanceRe: Should I Marry A Girl That Pierced Her Nose And Has Multiple Earrings? by Profamir(m): 9:22am On Dec 09, 2019
grin
jahsharon:
You are right jare. Don't mind them. Multiple piercings girls are very morally upright and intelligent. That is why there are multiple piercings on Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla, Arumah Oteh, Michel Obama, Hilary Clinton, Ibukun Awosika, e.t.c. You yourself, you are Olosho. Come and prove me wrong.
grin
jahsharon:
You are right jare. Don't mind them. Multiple piercings girls are very morally upright and intelligent. That is why there are multiple piercings on Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla, Arumah Oteh, Michel Obama, Hilary Clinton, Ibukun Awosika, e.t.c. You yourself, you are Olosho. Come and prove me wrong.
IslamRe: Information Obsession: One Of The Fitnah Of This Ummah by Profamir(m): 9:32am On Nov 15, 2019
May Allah ease our affairs
CrimeRe: Rape: Adedojah Bah Bags 3 Live Sentences Plus 76 Years by Profamir(m): 6:23pm On Nov 14, 2019
Serves him right.
EducationRe: JAMB Registers 1.8m Candidates For UTME, DE As Application Closes by Profamir(m): 7:22am On Mar 12, 2019
Is your head paining you?

Dozie32:
Please where can I buy jamb to study bombing and Islamic studies?
RomanceRe: Do Virgin Men Still Exist?? by Profamir(m): 10:14pm On Mar 09, 2016
I'm a proud virgin!
FamilyRe: Which of These Punishments Did You Serve As A Kid? (Photo) by Profamir(m): 10:09pm On Dec 12, 2015
7,8,9 & 13. Lol

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