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Politics › Re: Nigeria Arrest Former Chief Security Officer To Ex-President GEJ by ProfEinstein: 10:24pm On Jul 18, 2015
Jail them all, Sai buhari!!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Arrest Former Chief Security Officer To Ex-President GEJ by ProfEinstein: 10:22pm On Jul 18, 2015
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Career › Re: If You Are A Physiotherapist,let's Meet Here by ProfEinstein: 1:37am On Jul 17, 2015
About to write my final exams.
Education › Re: If You Didnt Do This While In The University Then You Missed Thousands Of Naira by ProfEinstein: 1:34am On Jul 17, 2015
I never did this, its for broke niggas .
Politics › Re: Sultan Of Sokoto Advises FG To Dialogue With Boko Haram by ProfEinstein: 1:26am On Jul 17, 2015
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Car Talk › Re: The Man Who Has The Largest Car Collection In The World! by ProfEinstein: 4:58pm On Jul 12, 2015
chucky234:
Vanity.... All is VANITY.
STFU, broke ass nigger
Career › Re: Nigerian Prospective Medical Interns 2017 by ProfEinstein: 12:43pm On Jul 07, 2015
Please any physiotherapy intern opening. Help a bro in need please
Career › Re: Nigerian Prospective Medical Interns 2017 by ProfEinstein:
@cowleg please add me to the WhatsApp group
Career › Re: Nigerian Prospective Medical Interns 2017 by ProfEinstein: 12:39pm On Jul 07, 2015
@cowleg please add me to the WhatsApp group
NYSC › Re: Photo: Naija's Oldest Corp Member-2015 by ProfEinstein: 10:19pm On May 26, 2015
Come and see agarawu grin
Education › Re: OOU Loses A 300level Female Student- See Her Photo by ProfEinstein: 9:55pm On May 21, 2015
fredraf:
She is gone R.I.P but her punna honey well lives on.
Bloody fool "!!
Health › Re: Lamentations Of A Glasses/contact Lens User by ProfEinstein: 6:46pm On May 03, 2015
bro4u:
Op you dont need a new glass,all you need is faith and fervent prayers,you can even vow never to put it on again.Then it shall be well with you.
Where did u keep your brain
Nairaland General › Re: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by ProfEinstein: 8:47am On Apr 14, 2015
Religion section will turn you into an atheist
Music/Radio › Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by ProfEinstein: 9:20am On Apr 04, 2015
Hala we dem boys, by wiz khalifa
Romance › Re: Classical Dilemma, The Head And The Heart. by ProfEinstein: 11:11am On Mar 04, 2015
BuddhaPalm:
Hmmm....Bella Mafia...

I read that novel many, many, many moons ago - when men were boys, and still read novels.


Because of your id, I'd give my 2 cents.

No need to suggest it, very few persons can live a sexually frustrated life and still be happy. And when that primal itch isn't scratched properly, it tends to throw spanners in the works.

More nagging, and less respect for the man of the house. And that's hardly the recipe for Happily Ever After...

But what I would suggest is give him a few more tries to learn. Get him materials in that direction.


The sexual problems of MOST men fall under 3 categories (and can be fixed!):

1.) Finishing too quick

2.) Not understanding the female sexual response.

3.) Madonna/Whöre Complex.



The trouble with the first is obvious. And it's also somehow, a symptom of problem #2.

And problem #2 has many manifestations:

- Zero to no föreplay
- Firing away, all-through like a jackrabbit - at 100 metric tonnes (lol, a girl once asked me: "Buddhapalm are you pounding yam" grin. Thanks to years of pórn conditioning and the masculine braggadocio of "I bánged her so hard that she can't walk" you now have a fine recipe for breaking many a girls waists grin.

- Not arousing you properly. A very aroused girl is hanging fruit - easy pickings.
- Thinking his only tool is his phallus. Hence not knowing other things he could do to get you off - even before making contact with his man-bat.


But problem 3 is even more difficult to overcome. It's difficult for some men to envision their 'woman' as anything else but a prim, proper, 'Christian girl'. So they limit the range of things they could do, and the ways they could act in the bedroom.

But give them some random new girl, and they would give her a night to remember.

Finally, if you tell me where his problem falls, I'll recommend materials (DVDs and eBooks) that would help him out - if he's even willing to try. You know what leviathans our egos are grin.
hhahahhahhaha, Buddha u too much.
Culture › Re: Igbo Language And Its Downward Trend by ProfEinstein: 11:06am On Mar 04, 2015
yuzedo:
Ndigbo kacha nu! Rie nu! Muo nu! Zuo nu!

Funny this topic should be on the front-page at the exact same time I am compiling my favorite Igbo proverbs and anecdotes, while listening to the high-life goodness of Sir Stephen Osita Osadebe, Oliver de Coque, and Prince Morocco Maduka.

I just tweeted 10minutes ago about how Igbo men aged 25years and upwards should check themselves if aspects of our culture don't appeal to them till now.. and I must confess that even in the present comfort of my Ikoyi location, I am currently fighting the sweet nostalgia of (missing the) East.

I hold two Chieftaincy titles from my Anambra home. And I hope to acquire more. In fact I discussed the possibility of "ichi ozo", grin mana, man proposes.................. lipsrsealed

As I just mentioned in my discussion on Twitter, I deliberately test every girl I am interested in by speaking solely Igbo to her. 99% respond in English (Like say dem speak pass me), the remaining 1% was going to be my Oriaku 1.. Mana, again, man proposes........... (no pun) cry

I'd simply explain this peculiar situation with a proverb that says "Ugo chara acha adi(ghi) echu echu".. My nephew and niece aged 3yrs and 2yrs respectively hear Igbo to an at least 70% proficiency. Meanwhile, some of us cannot boast of a 20% understanding, talk more, fluency.

Ndi igbo siri na adighi eji na alu gbara afô, we kpô ya ômenala.

I hope we wake up from our slumber. Daalu nu.

Chief Dikeanagbalizu 1, Anwulu Nna Ya, Eze Nna Ya, The Onwanetilora-Nwachinemelu writes from Ikoyi, Lagos.
Amunaekeuto 1 of banana island grin
yuzedo:
Ndigbo kacha nu! Rie nu! Muo nu! Zuo nu!

Funny this topic should be on the front-page at the exact same time I am compiling my favorite Igbo proverbs and anecdotes, while listening to the high-life goodness of Sir Stephen Osita Osadebe, Oliver de Coque, and Prince Morocco Maduka.

I just tweeted 10minutes ago about how Igbo men aged 25years and upwards should check themselves if aspects of our culture don't appeal to them till now.. and I must confess that even in the present comfort of my Ikoyi location, I am currently fighting the sweet nostalgia of (missing the) East.

I hold two Chieftaincy titles from my Anambra home. And I hope to acquire more. In fact I discussed the possibility of "ichi ozo", grin mana, man proposes.................. lipsrsealed

As I just mentioned in my discussion on Twitter, I deliberately test every girl I am interested in by speaking solely Igbo to her. 99% respond in English (Like say dem speak pass me), the remaining 1% was going to be my Oriaku 1.. Mana, again, man proposes........... (no pun) cry

I'd simply explain this peculiar situation with a proverb that says "Ugo chara acha adi(ghi) echu echu".. My nephew and niece aged 3yrs and 2yrs respectively hear Igbo to an at least 70% proficiency. Meanwhile, some of us cannot boast of a 20% understanding, talk more, fluency.

Ndi igbo siri na adighi eji na alu gbara afô, we kpô ya ômenala.

I hope we wake up from our slumber. Daalu nu.

Chief Dikeanagbalizu 1, Anwulu Nna Ya, Eze Nna Ya, The Onwanetilora-Nwachinemelu writes from Ikoyi, Lagos.
Amunaekeuto 1 of banana island
Phones › Re: How Many Years Old Is Your Present SIM card? Mine Is 8years Old by ProfEinstein: 2:29pm On Mar 01, 2015
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Politics › Re: Nigerians March In Support Of Troops Fighting Against Boko Haram by ProfEinstein: 6:35pm On Feb 28, 2015
Sai buhari
Romance › Re: Question For Guys by ProfEinstein: 5:39pm On Feb 11, 2015
I imagine d size of her boobs and how bushy her punny will be
Celebrities › Re: Bisi Alimi, HIV+ Gay Activist & 'Husband' Adopt Baby Boy by ProfEinstein: 5:26pm On Feb 01, 2015
So disgusting , tufiakwa
Family › Re: Woman Almost Killed Her 12 Year Old Maid In Ibadan (Graphic Photos) by ProfEinstein: 4:55pm On Jan 26, 2015
Its only a woman that can do this, women areso heartless
Politics › Re: "Buhari Executed My Father But I Will Still Vote For Him" - Lawal Ojuolape's Son by ProfEinstein: 5:56pm On Jan 14, 2015
Sai Buhari
Christianity Etc › Re: What Right Does A Pastor Have Disgracing Someone Openly During Service? by ProfEinstein: 11:06am On Dec 28, 2014
kaima1984:
50% right,for him t talk to sis faith like that,it means that sis faith has been rejecting suitor's my dear,for d fact that he reacted that way on her it means he want d best f her,d pastor is her spiritual director,lastly some issues are solved in an extreme way like this
You must be sick upstairs,deluded punk
Christianity Etc › Re: Christmas Address: Pope Prays For Peace In Nigeria, Condemns Religious Violence by ProfEinstein: 4:27pm On Dec 25, 2014
Religion ;the opium of the masses
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome’s TV Shut Over Tax Evasion by ProfEinstein: 5:32pm On Dec 24, 2014
Business has been bad for pastor jerry curl
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Force Your Children To Go To Church ? by ProfEinstein: 8:08am On Dec 21, 2014
I come from a very religious home so going to church is not negotiable, As i recently turned agnostic i haven't been to church for quite some time and My mum kinda noticed that . She NO dey allow me rest again,always saying that d devil don capture me. The whole thing is beginning to pissed me off. I will never force My own kids to go to church ,let them grow up and make there choices
Christianity Etc › Re: "First-Fruits": Pastors Are Planning A Major Robbery In January by ProfEinstein: 7:27pm On Dec 14, 2014
free2ryhme:
May God forgive you for this post
And may virgin Mary help you . ew u hausa
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Birthday To Joagbaje. by ProfEinstein: 4:48pm On Nov 25, 2014
Nawaoo i thought the thread was created to wish him a happy birthday and people are here discussing him and derailing the thread , i tire oo
Romance › Re: How Do You Know A Man That Is God Fearing? by ProfEinstein: 12:58pm On Nov 13, 2014
so What will happen to atheists like me. we NO go marry again ba .
Health › Re: Young Guys With Grey Hair: How Do You Cope? by ProfEinstein: 7:39pm On Nov 09, 2014
I started having grey hairs as early as15 .am in my mid twenties and I have d grey hairs of a 60 year old man. My colleagues do cajole me for that at times but m proud of It, It makes me look unique and people around do love that's. the funny thing is that neither of My parents or family members has got this grey hairs . I still cant fathom how I got this

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