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Romance / Re: How Long After Surgery Can I Resume Sex With Bae? by professorfal: 3:27pm On Jul 14, 2017
Just hit the brothel man and save us all the stress
Romance / Re: New Levels Of Dryness On This Week's Episode Of #dryjokesfriday by professorfal: 11:38am On Jul 14, 2017
If i read one more am gonna kill myself.
Romance / Re: I'm A 2 Minute Man... Help! by professorfal: 11:35am On Jul 14, 2017
Ijebujesa:


Thanks. Does the mixture have any particular name by which it is called? And hope I won't be tipsy after drinking it? I wonder where I can get it in Ilorin
Just explain to the woman you wanna hit the hole, it's very bitter i forgot to mention. You are gonna get high a little cus of the gins. illorin yeah
Romance / Re: I'm A 2 Minute Man... Help! by professorfal: 11:23am On Jul 14, 2017
Ijebujesa:
Hello guys and ladies... Is there anything you can recommend for immediate improvement on this? I've read about kegel exercises, but I need something that can help immediately while I try and work on the kegel exercises... Your help is needed immediately... I'm loosing my woman.
I used to be like you not until i was introduced to the local herbal mixtures. It's sold by iya alagbo, it costs 50 to 100 bucks. They'd mix all sort of herbs with gin in everyone of them, get it! the next 30minutes meet a girl if she doesn't beg for mercy i will hang myself..

I would advice you to test run on a harlot first then subsequently on your gfs.
Romance / Re: Happy Friday! by professorfal: 11:14am On Jul 14, 2017
MrCork:
angry
E-diot ☞☞☞☞☞☞
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants Sex! What Do I Do? by professorfal: 11:11am On Jul 14, 2017
undecided could you repeat the question please?

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Romance / Re: Another Lady Is Looking For Husband On Twitter (Photos) by professorfal: 12:48pm On Jul 13, 2017
pocohantas:
I don't know why these girls are wasting their time on Twitter. Open a NL account, it's like a family here.

Step 1
...Post in pristine language.
...Don't be rude like me, be very polite. Ignore insults or reply them with God bless you, lol, thanks...etc.
...Never be caught dead saying men and women are equal.
...Come off as a long-suffering babe.
...Don't be too religious or uptight.
...Don't do male bashing, men are the best thing to happen to women.
...Open threads advising ladies to be less materialistic, respectful and submissive.

Do this for three months. When you start getting suitors,
...Go through his posts to understand his person.
...Respond politely, be open and keep the conversation going.
...don't be quick to donate that thing.

You can handle it from here.

2. Go to a male dominated section, sports, games, investment, autos, pets... just comment sensibly and every other shall be added on to you.

3. Observe a guy you like, check his post to see if he has ever commented about bae, if not... send him a PM.

Byebye

This will only work on fuck_ boys.

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Romance / Re: Share Your Funny And Weird Phobias Here!!!...(list Of Mine Below) by professorfal: 11:11am On Jul 13, 2017
My phobia is myself

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Romance / Re: Help Me My Relationship Is Crashing!!! by professorfal: 8:57am On Jul 13, 2017
lalanice:
everything with you guys is always about shagging.....Siick.


you don't even know the full story, there are so many reasons a woman could go cold and sleeping with someone else is not the first.

It shouldn't be like that truth be told but history and personal experience changed our perception.

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Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Shows Off Her Backside In New Picture by professorfal: 8:47am On Jul 13, 2017
Hoe
Romance / Re: Ladies! Pls Give Us Answers: Why Do Most Of You Gradually Become Rude? by professorfal: 10:32pm On Jul 12, 2017
HOEmones

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Romance / Re: Couple Dies While Trying To Do The Sex While Driving Challenge (photos) by professorfal: 8:46pm On Jul 11, 2017
Nonsense

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Romance / Re: MENTION Your Favourite Romancelander 2017 Mine Is by professorfal: 7:36pm On Jul 11, 2017
SAFEDAVID

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Why Do You Blame Guys For Seeing You As Sex Object? by professorfal: 7:09pm On Jul 11, 2017
One like that dressed like a street hooker trying to buy drugs at the local pharmaceutical shop, i walked up to her and i said HOW VA she responded and said " that was rude of you"

Then i had a thought was should i have said? although i thought she was a call girl the way she dressed.

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Shows Off His Dress Style..(pics) by professorfal: 6:31pm On Jul 11, 2017
In wizkid's voice "awon temi wire wire"
Romance / Re: Photos Of This Hot Nigerian Female Soldier Will Leave You Drooling by professorfal: 5:31pm On Jul 11, 2017
This is one is oga at the top pleasure

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Health / Re: My Daughter Saw Her First Period Today And She’s Been Crying – Nigerian Doctor by professorfal: 5:22pm On Jul 11, 2017
Welcome to womanhood, fuckboys_ stay away she is one of mine(professor).
Romance / Re: Naughty Girl Flaunts Her Luscious Bobs And Bum On Social Media (photos) by professorfal: 4:17pm On Jul 11, 2017
damn!!!!
Romance / Re: Ladies If A Guy Rapes You With A Condom Could You Consider Forgiving Him? by professorfal: 1:52pm On Jul 11, 2017
AndrewDex:
Honestly speaking
But 90 percent of girls love it when you forcefully have carnal knowledge of them, most girls love it when u rape them. especially when you are a pro in the act. Talking from experience.
My girl i am with now told me so.
If you both enjoy it, it isn't rape anymore but pre-intimacy.
Romance / Re: Advice Needed!! by professorfal: 1:46pm On Jul 11, 2017
"CONFINE" wrong the word you are looking for in that context is "CONFER".
FYI i thwarted after detecting the error.
Romance / Re: Why Is Nairaland Men Vs Women by professorfal: 1:30pm On Jul 11, 2017
We are at war don't be deluded by love and attention.
Romance / Re: What's Your 1st Betrayal (share Yours) by professorfal: 1:17pm On Jul 11, 2017
Hmmmmm strolling down memory lane. I were young and naive probably 5-6years old then. I gave my best pal my new brick game he was rough with it and broke it. I became furious, was shouting at him in the process his mum heard and called our attention. on our way he begged mercilessly to keep his cover and save his ass that he's gonna get me a new one i pitied him and agreed. His mum with the rage on my face could decipher i was wronged by him, she asked vehemently what went wrong? what did he do to me i kept to my words didn't disclose what transpired.

After his mum left i quickly turn back to him to ask when am getting my new device to my greatest surprise he thwarted the deal. more furious than i was when he broked it i rush down to his mum to disclose what transpired and our deal. This woman shocked me with this words (i will never forget)

" but i asked you when you both were here you said nothing was wrong there is nothing i can do about it"
Romance / Re: Ladies If A Guy Rapes You With A Condom Could You Consider Forgiving Him? by professorfal: 1:00pm On Jul 11, 2017
Son rape is rape even if it's her lap you drilled.

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Romance / Re: Man Blasted On Facebook After Posting Photos Of Him Kissing A Teenager by professorfal: 12:40pm On Jul 11, 2017
Weyrey with nafdac number
Celebrities / Re: Michelle Gentry Celebrates Her 16th Birthday (Photos) by professorfal: 9:32am On Jul 11, 2017

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Romance / Re: [PICTURE] Which of These 2 Pictures Should I Use As My DP? by professorfal: 8:02am On Jul 11, 2017
The 3rd one
Romance / Re: I Feel Cheated And Its Gonna Be Long Before I Forget. by professorfal: 12:33am On Jul 11, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


Why would you say such a thing?! Being a MAN is not foolish, you were simply a Goodman to the WRONG woman. It's unfortunate but NEVER change who you are because of what a Wh0res do.... That's stoopid!

Jut tell her you saw these and bye bye.



Stop writing rubbish online... Hoes ain't suppose to be loyal, they are HOES for Christ sake, what else but cheating and fukcing around do you expect from hoes?!




Are you dyslexic pal? you thwart my remark then support it along the way.
Romance / Re: I Feel Cheated And Its Gonna Be Long Before I Forget. by professorfal: 10:30pm On Jul 10, 2017
This Hoes ain't loyal is not just a lyrics but also a fact.
Romance / Re: That Night With Joel by professorfal: 6:32pm On Jul 10, 2017
IamAirforce1:
If you no get money, hide your face.
Let me ask one of your colleagues what it thinks.

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Romance / Re: Every Woman Needs To Know This by professorfal: 4:52pm On Jul 10, 2017
Word! i didn't choose my dick_ size nature gave me so no woman should condemn me for it.

on the other hand you should have a tight poo-see no girl is born with a loose pussy.
Romance / Re: Check Out This Groovy Grandma (photos) by professorfal: 12:29pm On Jul 10, 2017
This is not my portion i pass it to the poster below

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