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Events › Re: The Hilarious Difference Between Bride, Groom & Bridegroom By A Nigerian Guy by professorfal: 12:05pm On Mar 22, 2017

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Romance › Re: Only Smart Guys by professorfal: 11:52pm On Mar 21, 2017

This is 2017 young man, you see a pretty girl, just ask can I take you out sometime?

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Romance › Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by professorfal: 10:30pm On Mar 21, 2017

Alondrah:
Funny...

Truly Ladies are moved by what they hear, some are moved by honest words too. Sometimes we tend to focus on the present and ignore the future. After getting the cookie what's next? Don't you feel guilty about lying to her? The shame that comes after a revelation of truth? How do you cope?.

I hereby summon you to rehabilitation center for 12 months

you've got to do what you got to do to get what you want. I'm not proud of what I do but its what I've got to do to satisfy my urges. about feeling guilty, lol I'm a heartless wretch, I feel nothing!

rehab can't fix me. you don't preach to a hungry man, you feed him!

Romance › Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by professorfal: 9:42pm On Mar 21, 2017

Alondrah:

Guilty as charged

and convicted. I came to understand that ladies find lies intriguing especially when they could detect.

mayhap because it involves lots of persuasive and convincing words and also prompt long conversation. The truth is always short and simple and evidently boring.

miss in the court of truth I'm a convicted felon.

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Romance › Re: Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady. by professorfal: 9:34pm On Mar 21, 2017

please remove lying from the list......if uttering some lies would get me the cookie that I would do.

Romance › Re: Gbege!!! Vedio As Bride Refuses To Kiss Her Groom On The Alter After Exchanging by professorfal: 9:30pm On Mar 21, 2017

ha!! o ni mouth odour ni?

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman And His Wife Dancing In Ghana Church (Photos) by professorfal: 9:29pm On Mar 21, 2017

baba no send.......hoes come and go.

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Romance › Re: Why You Should Never Date A Nairaland Guy [part 2] by professorfal: 9:28pm On Mar 21, 2017

nice marketing strategy.

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Romance › Re: Wonderful Pre-wedding Pics Of Two Nairalanders by professorfal: 9:26pm On Mar 21, 2017*

rawpadgin:
who get that time to waste

but come to think of it, why is it that it's only the unpopular nairalanders that are getting married

lol, the best explanation is while the prominent members were busy being prominent the others were ameliorating their lives. however most popular members we know are bunch of average unengaged students and Freelancers.

Romance › Re: Wonderful Pre-wedding Pics Of Two Nairalanders by professorfal: 9:11pm On Mar 21, 2017

who is verifying if these suppose members are truly nairalanders?

Romance › Re: If Men Were To Menstruate(photo) by professorfal: 7:45pm On Mar 21, 2017

haba the blood no plenty like that now!

Romance › Re: Can You Guess Their Ethnic Groups? by professorfal: 7:14pm On Mar 21, 2017

hmmmm I could spot one Hausa/fulani shah.

Romance › Re: Ladies Iphone 8 Is Out - Time To Start Calling Those Boy Friends - See The Specs by professorfal: 6:53pm On Mar 21, 2017

wey I just wan buy iPhone 6s una no fit wait ni?

Crime › Re: Pastor Trying To Bomb His Church In Edo, Arrested (Photos) by professorfal: 5:10pm On Mar 21, 2017

great! I've found an excuse not to go to church anymore, The pastor might bomb the church.

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Romance › Re: I Am Getting Married , Engagement Pictures by professorfal: 5:05pm On Mar 21, 2017

WebSurfer:
Nairaland is just a home to me, i cant thank seun enough for this forum because it has been of so much use and helped alot in my relationship till this point.

Over the weekend was my Fiance's birthday so i used it as a medium to engage her as she said yes.

Wedding should be around the corner (next month or May) no time.

you dey plait hair ni?

My sincere wishes

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Romance › Re: Mysterious Husband And Wife Tree With Funny Image by professorfal: 4:49pm On Mar 21, 2017

stale

Romance › Re: Nairaland Get Together Party (Easter Version) by professorfal: 10:17pm On Mar 20, 2017

I cant imagine myself in a pool with my fellow niggaz in shorts. can you fuckers_ guarantee the adequacy of pussies?

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Romance › Re: Can U Friend Ur Cousin Cousin by professorfal: 10:39pm On Mar 19, 2017

which one be cousin cousin

Romance › Re: She's Been Trending As "Nigeria's Hottest Firefighter" (photo) by professorfal: 10:32pm On Mar 19, 2017

IamAirforce1:
Beauty , brain all in one pack. Wow

pinkjacket should learn from her.

Romance › Re: Reason Why Woman Always Pull Their Bra Immediately by professorfal: 10:07pm On Mar 19, 2017

na we wear am for una?

Romance › Re: Is Church Wedding Really Necessary? by professorfal: 9:51pm On Mar 19, 2017

Its not compulsory if you can't afford it, court and traditional are the core ceremony.

The joy of church wedding is bringing you and your spouse before God.

Romance › Re: Where Are Nairaland Cute Guys, Storm On This Thread Show Us. by professorfal: 9:40pm On Mar 19, 2017

thehedge:
by the way, your sigy is wack! as much as he loves hell and treats it like trash with walling and gnashing of teeth. who would want that