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MadCow1: [b]Now US would seek help from Nigeria to combat Ebola..

Obama: Hello President Jonathan, the United States would like to get your assistance in combating the Ebola outbreak on our soil

Jonathan: Shey when you been dey form rascal dey block our purchase of arms that time, you been no sabi say Ebola dey abi? Shey you see ya sef. .

Obama: Please President Jonathan, we need your Nanosilver drug to stop this outbreak..

Jonathan: Shey no be you call am insecticide abi na shelltox una call am.. Now you want drink am abi? Or a na, make una bring like 10 F-18 Tomcat jet, 20 Abram tanks, 30 MH-6 little bird helicopter and two 40 feet container of M-16 assault rifle and bullet come make we take give una our tried and verified ebola cure developed By Doctor Abalaka of Benbella Pharmaceutical compin plus free Visa for all Nigerians to enter US jolly as Dem like..

Obama: Shooooo! Your mind no good o! All this wan becos we dey beg you for Nanosilver shelltox medicine? Kai.. Naija people shaà.


All Nigerians were deported from the US after this phone call...




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Haahahahhahahahhahaha.... Guy you are very funny. This is the best joke of the year.

If I were those contexting for presidential position, I would have gone back to my house and rest. Because all those presidential aspirant under APC have already failed woefuly. GEJ till 2019. Even though that I am not in any way related to him in all ramification, he is not even the same tribe with me, but let's be realistic, he is going back to Aso Rock till 2019. Buhari, Kwakwanso and Atiku, your middle name Is "SORRY"

FGjobs: Hahahaahaha. Since this tread was created, it has not been useful... It has not achieved one single goal since 2012...

If this thread was created in 2012, this means it was created after NSCDC replacement exercise which took place on 2012. But all the same,Just believe that before the end of this year, there shall be testimonies on this thread. I hardly post anything on this forum because I don't believe in hearsay. But all the same, before this year runs out, there shall be a replacement especially in NSCDC. I don't want to say any month here or date but mark my words. May God be with us.

Initially, two armoured cars were seized by the insurgent, and now, Alpha Jet which is the only functional fighter jet got missing. I wonder what will happen if at the end we hear that it's in the hand of Boko Haram. The name of everyone in this country will be "SORRY". But all the same, May God have mercy on Nigeria.

Lawal4green: NSCDC 2012 set (Replacement), will commence their exams of Confirmation of Appointment on 2nd of september 2014....................with this New News I still Believe our Names will be out this month.

Ibro2star: I av nt heard of ds b4,ar u sure my bro wt ds info?authenticity of ds gvs me rest of mind as well.tnx

I hardly comment because of some doubting Thomas and hopeless ones in this thread. But all the same, I have heard about this since three weeks ago. What lawal4green said is true.
Let's put our trust in God. Because very soon, we shall be good to go.

Lawal4green: hahahahahaha, you are Right. I said so because of the way many Agents give their client different excuse E.g, they are abt to conduct promotion and permanent sec Retire/Resign etc, How many times will they conduct promotion for NIS alone, Abi na secondary sch?? I still stand By my words, Expect Good News from ministry of interior this August 2014 By the special Grace of God.

Mr Lawal, I dey greet oooo

eabiodun49: God pls hold dis month for us, so dat dis month will not pass us bye, sm1 shld also confirm dis info, i heard it frm a reliable source

What did u hear? Please share with us.

@HARTSL, going by your question which says: "For how long do we have to wait before the committee will come out public"

Don't expect the committe to make their final conclusion publicly. In fact, the conclusion has already been made publicly when they gave slots to members of the deseased and those who sustained injury. But the issue now is that: would they give the slots to appropriate owners. Because even some ogas at the top can present a death certificate of someone and claim that the deased is a member of his client's family. And in the aspect of Injury, this one is a small case na.
But one thing I believe is that whatever God has destined for you and me, so shall it be. Destiny can be delayed, but it can never be changed. May God be with us. Amen.

Please house, when FFS was about to release the first batch list,was it announced? If the answer to this question is "NO" how do you expect NIS or NSCDC to announce to the public that they are doing internal recruitment/replacement?

franksunny: Waitin com bring me inside? Are we not saying the same thing?

Dear, I don't mean to put it to you that you are wrong. And if u check very well, I also quoted Ibro2star who also has his own information from his source. So please don't misunderstand me. Thanks.

ejiykzazi2007: Those for Civil Defense, una no dey tire? Since 2012 ni? List no gree come out. I can authoritatively say notin is hapenin in NSCDC as per recruitment nd notin is about to hapen any tym soon. NIS is d only light as per recruitment at d end of d tunnel... I read somtin today dat NSCDC are deployin 50k corps to one area so, why NIS claims she has a total of 25k officer... U see d gap? Y NIS started existin far bak o!

franksunny: I always drop my own when it is hot and run away. The the truth is that there is list but higher powers are fighting against it. I mean Oga@dtop. The list might or might not come out because the same thing that happened to NIS in 2012 is about repeating again, and no Oga want his head to roll. Agents are just telling their customers sweet words of appeasement. It is 1/2

Ibro2star: Slexd,lawal n oda nscdc candidates,lv all ds faulty guys,2wks frm nw we ll c n be thr for d hopefuls nt 4d hopelesses.Wen FFS startd ppl argued,now reality has com by being in training,now anoda 1 ppl statd,arguemnt again nd d reality 'll com for SURE.i tnk evry1 shd here shd just focus on wat he/she has com here to achieve.let NIS be 4 NIS,FFS for FFS,NPS 4 NPS. For me i wish evry1 wel

I hardly comment because I don't believe in rumurs. And I hate uneccessary and unreasonable argument. But whenever I say something, that is a firsthand information. The truth is that NSCDC conducted a replacement exercise in 2012, but there was no recruitment or replacement going on in NSCDC as at last year 2013, because of those officers that were retired lately last year. There is no how an organisation will retire people and at the same time be recruiting. But as it stands now, something is happening in NSCDC if and only if you a direct link. May God be with everyone of us and answer our prayers.
Let's be positive in life and stop criticizing people's opinion or information. Because everyone has his or her own source of information.

Lawal4green: this and other recruitments has almost completed its assignment...............................Abba moro, we are waiting patiently.

Mr Lawal, I dey greet ooooooo....

Lawal4green: GEJ wrote NASS for approval of one Billion Dollar loan( 162 Billion Naira)externally, to equip and train the Armed forces and other security agencies to enable them combat Boko Haram, yesterday and All the senators and senate president shouted it has been approved.......................I'm patiently waiting for a phone call that will change my status this july/August 2014

Ozugbo: My brother dnt be deceived. D money is nt met 4 u n me lukin 4wrd 2 joining NIS,but 4 2015 election.Mark dis!

profinmasscom: President Goodluck Jonathan has asked the National Assembly to grant him approval to borrow $1 billion to further the fight terrorism in the country.
The president conveyed his request in a letter addressed to the leadership of both arms of the National Assembly.
He explained that the sum will be used to upgrade the equipment of security agencies in order for them to effectively combat acts of insurgency threatening the existence of the country.
The letter reads in part: “You are no doubt cognisant of the on-going and serious security challenges which the nation is facing, as typified by the Boko Haram terrorist threat. This is an issue that we have discussed at various times…for this reason, I seek the concurrence of the National Assembly for external borrowing of not more than $1 billion dollars including government to government arrangements for this upgrade.”
According to him, part of the loan will also be used to train the military and the personnel of other security agencies.
In recent years witnessed by increased insurgency, Nigeria’s defence budget has been at a sustained height of about N1 trillion, but the result of this huge spending has been minimal.
Security operatives deployed to the battlefield continue to lament that they are not well equipped to face the insurgents who brandish all sorts of modern war equipment and technologies, a situation that has led to low morale among troops.

Ozugbo: SO?

Dear, you better stop being an antagonist. You better stop being filled with negativity. You are always speaking negative about people's comment, this does not portray a good image of someone who has a brighter future and ambition in life. If you don't like people's comment in this forum, you better learn to avoid commenting on it.
Lawal4green has told the house about the latest development, instead of you to read and pass, you are there saying that the money is not for you and him looking forward to joining NIS.
While the news is on air. Including national dailes. Even if you don't want to believe his infor, why not listen to news on Television or read national dailies so as to cornfim the validity of the truth?
And now, I have tried to clearify the issue with what he posted, you are only busy asking me "SO"?
Dear, you better being discouragous in life. Take my candid advice or you leave it.

Ozugbo: My brother dnt be deceived. D money is nt met 4 u n me lukin 4wrd 2 joining NIS,but 4 2015 election.Mark dis!

Lawal4green: GEJ wrote NASS for approval of one Billion Dollar loan( 162 Billion Naira)externally, to equip and train the Armed forces and other security agencies to enable them combat Boko Haram, yesterday and All the senators and senate president shouted it has been approved.......................I'm patiently waiting for a phone call that will change my status this july/August 2014

President Goodluck Jonathan has asked the National Assembly to grant him approval to borrow $1 billion to further the fight terrorism in the country.

The president conveyed his request in a letter addressed to the leadership of both arms of the National Assembly.

He explained that the sum will be used to upgrade the equipment of security agencies in order for them to effectively combat acts of insurgency threatening the existence of the country.

The letter reads in part: “You are no doubt cognisant of the on-going and serious security challenges which the nation is facing, as typified by the Boko Haram terrorist threat. This is an issue that we have discussed at various times…for this reason, I seek the concurrence of the National Assembly for external borrowing of not more than $1 billion dollars including government to government arrangements for this upgrade.”

According to him, part of the loan will also be used to train the military and the personnel of other security agencies.

In recent years witnessed by increased insurgency, Nigeria’s defence budget has been at a sustained height of about N1 trillion, but the result of this huge spending has been minimal.

Security operatives deployed to the battlefield continue to lament that they are not well equipped to face the insurgents who brandish all sorts of modern war equipment and technologies, a situation that has led to low morale among troops.

unuane1: Na wa oo, this thread just dey dry and dead. We need info pls guys share with us. Nothing abt NSCDC yet? God help us.

God help us. I'm always at alert to hear when the trumpet will sound. NSCDC things on point.

cc77: been trying 2 upload a snap copy of d appt letter but finding it difficult..............on no account am i suppose 2 share dis but 4 dose doubters...... Lydayam, Ask4bigneyo and merlina... All d same i wish every1 of us all d best. By his grace, see u at d top... I don port. Lawal4green na u make me gimger my uncle wen make everytin pure so i still give u kudos. God bless u real good.

@CC77, just take a look at your statements:
(1) I don port.
(2) Na u make me gimger my uncle wen make everytin pure.
Dear, before you decieve someone, you have already decieved yourself. But may God forgive u.
All the same, that fake appointment letter you presented is not stamped. It has no date of appointment, this is just a microsoft world document, snaped with nokia express music. With no authority's signature.
Moreover, you said you gingered your uncle, this is to show that your uncle is hiding fake appointment letters under his bed. And when the need arises, he will just bring it out. You and your uncle should be very careful. Because soon I mean very soon, EFCC will arraign you for scamming people. This thread is not meant for scammers. It's for serious minded and matured people.

@Ibro2star, please answer to this question would be highly appreciated.

Ibro2star: replacement tns

Ask4bigneyo: What happend to replacement things? Any latest development....

Ibro2star: Waoooooo! Ehhhhh!.......am for NSCDC nothn else.

@Ibro2star, please do you have any infor concerning NSCDC?

Two months after the Senate Committee on Interior submitted its report of the investigation  into the  tragedy in the Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) recruitment exercise, the upper legislative chamber is silent on the findings of the inquest.

No fewer than 21 people were killed in a shabby recruitment exercise conducted for thousands of Nigerians bidding for scanty slots in the NIS on March 15 this year, with several other applicants sustaining various degrees of injury.

The Minister of Interior, Abba Moro, had been widely accused of being responsible for the poor conduct of the nationwide aptitude test for the Immigration jobs, which resulted in stampedes in some of the centres, and subsequent death of some of the jobseekers.

Following huge public outcry over the tragedy, the Senate, on March 18, directed its Committee on Interior to conduct a public hearing to unravel the remote and immediate causes of the stampedes.

The committee was charged to report back to the chamber within two weeks, to enable it take appropriate action that would discourage such recklessness in future recruitment exercises.

However, almost two months after the committee led by Abubakar Bagudu, concluded investigations and submitted its report to the Senate, there is nothing to indicate that the report has either been listed in the chamber’s Order Paper for debate at the plenary.

When contacted on the matter yesterday, a member of the Senate committee that probed the tragedy, Abdulmumini Hassan said, the committee had submitted its report long ago, but said he did not know what was delaying consideration of the report in the Senate.

Rather, Hassan referred our correspondent to the Chairman of the Senate Committee on Rules and Business, saying: “Do you know Ita Enang? Please call him; he is the chairman of rules and business”.

But when contacted by one of our reporters yesterday, Senator Enang said he will have to crosscheck his schedule today (Monday). “I can’t talk on it now. Call me tomorrow let me check my schedule, so that I can tell you what happened… please, please”, Enang said.

Also, when the Chairman of the House of Representatives Committee on Media and Publicity, Zakari Mohammed, was contacted for explanations on why the lower chamber has kept mum on the tragedy, he said they agreed to suspend action on the Immigration recruitment saga, since the Senate had already commenced probe into the incident.

Our reporters reliably learnt at the weekend that almost four months after President Goodluck Jonathan directed that three family members of each of the deceased applicants should be offered slots in a fresh

Immigration recruitment exercise, the committee empanelled by the president has yet to comply with the order.

There was also controversy over the payment of hospital bills of the victims, as the interior ministry was accused of failing to fulfill its promise to settle the bills.

It would be recall that during the Senate investigative hearing, the interior minister, Moro, owned up to the negligence in the NIS recruitment exercise.

Speaking before the Bagudu led Senate, Moro said: “With regards to the ill-fated day, I cannot abdicate responsibility; the buck in the entire exercise ends on my table”.

Moro, who admitted that there was no provision in both 2012 and 2013 budgets of the ministry for the recruitment, regretted that at the time the Civil Defence, Fire Service, Immigration and Prisons Board (CDFIPB) discovered that the consultant, Drexel Technology Nigeria Limited, opted out of funding the exercise, it was already too late to terminate the exercise.

He also disclosed that at the point where the decision to contract the job to Drexel from among the four bidders for the recruitment exercise was taken, the members of the board were carried along.

Speaking earlier, the Secretary of the CDFIPB, Sylvester Tapgun, had said that when the board discovered that the exercise was going to be difficult, it advised the minister to stagger the process, but Moro refused.

The Comptroller General of the NIS, David Parradang, had also contradicted the minister when he said he only saw the notice of the advertisement for the recruitment exercise in newspapers.

He said he was never consulted, nor any meeting of the board convened to take any decision about the recruitment.

“On this note, I placed a call to the former Secretary that I was not aware of any board meeting where the decision to conduct the exercise was taken, he pleaded with me that he was under pressure, that i

should take it, but I told him this is an official matter, and that I will write him. I wrote to him, but I did not get any response until he left the service”, Parradang said.

Parradang also said he protested the recruitment modalities by suggesting staggering of the exercise, the use of state of origin, and the N1000 collections from the applicants, but the minister did not listen to him.

thorpsy22: Lawal4green I was referring to customs

@thorpsy, but do you have any idea about NSCDC?

thorpsy22: not recruitment o..I was refering to dose dat will b successful in d ongoing replacement

Thorpsy22, is it for Custom or NSCDC?

Lawal4green: here is for CDFIPB information sharing centre..............

Thanks Lawal4green.

Please friends in the house, are we talking about NSCDC or Immigration in this thread?
Please let's make it clear. Myself, I'm for NSCDC

I really missed a lot as nairaland goes ofline. But thank God for the revival.