dorlapoh20:

hello baby boy i viewed your profile and you are truly underage. Moreover seems u are really under age cos u just quoted the wrong person

in what way, is myy profile picture on my account? And how sure are u that dats me on the profile picture

tollyB:
I think you are just 12yrs old...and I am thinking you and that ur sis watch a lot of indecency...that's y u can't avoid her....
Anyways,you can tell ur parents about it,so they can take you guys for deliverance section...that's the only solution for now

have you seen me before, pls take your time, know d kind of person u talk to please, aw do u even knw am 12yrs...have u seen me in d real life?, useless fellow!!!

Dlionsheart:


That's what I mean when I said that nairaland has been invaded by kids, hence, the useless threads and senseless comments that hit front page news this days.

The kindergarten who post this trolling thread is supposed to be in school right now.

How on earth am I suppose to advise him now: is it to ask him why he's not in school today, What the fork he's doing in romance section on nairaland, or when did his half inch dic started sensing his elder sister's mortar to the extent of contemplating whether to pound it or not. Who bought you this browsing phone def, did that person mean well for you at all ?

Kid,
I carri God name beg u, abeg go read ur book. Biko!

i wont be angry at all, what makes u think am in secondary school or underage?, pls lets take time on how we talk on social media, because u dont knw who is who unless u see me physically,,,pls am begging u watch d way u talk on Nland...and never in ur life dnt try this to me again and i believe that its only someone that is mentally handicapped and someone that has mental deraility would talk d way you talk

I dont blame you, what makes u say am underage

dorlapoh20:

Really? Make i view am sef

what makes you say am underage, do u see my picture...abeg take time o and watch how u talk on social media

adab86:
Is she you direct sister or distance sister? If she's your direct sister means you guys are possessed, since you also can not resist her, u don press her bobby abi?

If she's ur distance sister, pls dnt hesitate to give her hardly.

direct

ibbryte:


firstly, no offense at all..buh yuu don't look like something anybody would try to seduce...
buh effing ya big sis aint juhs it bro

what do u mean, and wat are u trying to say

Brandnew2:
Hell! This can't be true.

pls guy, i beg u instead of u saying what u are not sure of, please give me mature advice

elantraceey:



What are you saying?


By how many years is she older that you?

6yrs

i cant ignore her because am always afraid of her...so i just need hiding me kokoro

Good day Nairalanders, please i need an urgent advice from you...because am confused. It started january 3rd, my elder sister Toyin do look at me with a sexy eye and she do come toward me and romancing me and as a yonger brother, i cant ignore her because she's far older than me...pls i dont need abuse and please i need mature advices from you and moderator, please if u can help me put it in front page because i need urgent advice...thank you.

its a lie, i was there

all agnostics lets meet here

The three Fifa Ballon d'or nominations Christiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, Manuel Neuer became precised who should win the ballon d'or.....for me i go with Lionel Messi

Inarguably speaking Lionel Messi of Barcelona beats his rival, two-time ballon d'or to the pitchi pitchi during their ratings all time

santos876:
d three mixed tgether.but prefer calin it free madness.dis kind madness get degree

na wa o, i dont know ladies problem o

Fabdedon:
seconds or minutes?

na minutes

lekjons:
where is Ekiti?! is it in Africa?, can someone please direct me on how to get to Ekiti from Paris? #teamfrenchstudents

yea, Ekiti is in Africa...contact me at my phone number +2348149430538

Hello Nairalanders, i just want to know maybe this is free madness, fashion or heavy load....drop ur comment

I want to know why

I do get confused when i read bible, it happens that I read like 4 versions of the Bible and I discovered that each of this have different meanings..... What a Religion!

naijareferee:

do you exist?

of course I do, but dats not the question... asking question for question... silly u

Hello nairalanders, I felt throwing this question to you, when I think I became contemplated about the existence of God, I will like you to contribute.... thanks

of course. yeah

I dnt biliv, i knw pple will want to spoil his name....mtcheew

am not api as bayern win.....up bayern munich

[color=#990000][/color]21...wait oo, make i put my glasses[b]21...wait oo, make i put my glasses[/b]21...wait oo, make i put my glasses

[color=#990000][/color][b][/b]hahahaha no be im faulth jhoor na d boy come luk wetin he suppose no luk and imagine aw and y can an 11yrs old come to d field to watch ball?

na because im get money joor, make God give me plenty money, too much money....na im wan show aw he get money for the whole china, dnt mind im na adrenaline secrets from his body wey make im dey do lyk dat! Hmmmm

If to be say na senate still phone now, they will not sentence him rather, they will bribe him! Nigeria don corrupt, baba God go help!