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with these figures, oja jolantern don chop beans b dat

tosyne2much:
bros we are meant to learn from each other

FACT!

tosyne2much:

truly, tosin u r 2 much.... Mk i heed 2 ya point shaparly.

chai, mk i run go call okupe, ffk, fayose et'al cum nairaland mk dy cum feel #change

That washing of pant aspect got me laughing..... Chai!!!

FrancisTony:
I was compelled to write this, with rate at which anti-virgin bashing threads are cropping out of every nook and crannies of Nairaland romance section.

Meanwhile, i'm not trying to judge anybody but with the rate they bash Virgins, Newton third law of motion which states that to every action there is always and opposite reaction, and it's high time they started tasting the cup of their own bitter medicine. We didn't tell them to be promiscuous....

People over-rate non-virgins when it comes to experience ish as if they were born that way, not forgetting they were once a virgin and it took them numerous number of sex to adapt and have experience.

Guys should don't marry a non-virgin because they are highly promiscous and insatiable on bed.
Non virgins believe sex is their birth right, and if you end up marrying them, their EX-boyfriends would release a hit wonder on how they hammered her first just like Femi Fani Kayode and Bianca Onoh Ojukwu(Mind you, i'm not saying it happened )
Considering the fact that they have tasted all kinds of dick, when you marry them they would cheat on you even if your dick is big since they have seen a bigger ones.... They will cheat if you can't pound like their Ex-lovers.

Well, there are some categories of non-virgins;
*Ones that were raped at young age and has never had sex afterward - This ones are mostly misandrist and you should run away from them because they hate men so much. Anyway, don't mistake feminism with misandry because they are two different things.

*Ones that were raped at a young age and continued having sex - They are mostly sex maniacs with loose vagina and are insatiable--fear them because they breed all sorts of STDs.

*Ones that tasted once and stopped and Ones that tasted willingly and continued non-stop - The former is still okay and they're a bit synonymus to virgins, but the latter are no go area.

Omotola Jalade Ekeinde husband married her as a virgin and they live happily while many actress that chop dick at a young age are still single.

***So, my brothers and sisters, virgins all the way and don't settle for less***

to all d gurlz selling their pomo on high millage, "igbehin lo ma n dun oloku ada"

Fayose!!!!!Fayose!!!!!Fayose!!!!!Fayose!!!!!Fayose!!!!!Fayose!!!!!

Rapmoney:
As the name implies, 'white wedding' is a cultural way of getting married in the western world. Why do Africans now see it as superior to the normal African cultural marriage where two families meet and dowry is paid? Of what sense does it make to do African traditional marriage and still crown it all with this so-called annoying white wedding? Must we Africans wear those ill-fitting suits and gowns to prove that we have now been married? I personally think Africans are relegating their culture to the background and promoting the white man's culture!

I overheard a colleague of mine at work telling someone that it is a sin to sleep with your 'wife' if the white wedding is not done, even though the dowry has been paid. To me, that is the highest level of cultural inferiority and slavery!!! Are we saying that our cultural marriage is not sufficient? That it must be completed by white wedding?

Our women are not helping matters because they are the most significant agents of cultural slavery. With so much artificial stuffs on them-fake hair(Brazilian, Indian, Peruvian, Venezuelan, Colombian etc), fake eye-lashes, fake nails, fake names, etc, none would want to be married only in our traditional way. Tell a naija girl that you would want only a trad and see the speed she go take leave you. Even the speed of a Bugatti Veron dey learn.

White wedding, over the years, has been erroneously seen by many Africans (Nigerians) as a Christian practice. If truth be told, white wedding has nothing to do with Christianity. All the marriages that are recorded in the Bible were done in the trad way...from Genesis to Revelation. Even the one Jesus attended and performed His first miracle was done in the Jewish trad way. Jesus never went there as a bishop, pastor, etc to officiate the marriage. He went as every other guests.

We need to promote our culture because the whites do not marry in our own way. This reminds me of Mr Okadu and Mr Tsiba, characters in Kobina Sekyi's 'The Blinkard'.

White wedding is useless and irrelevant in our culture. It makes mockery of us.

Lets discuss this monster eating the brains of our people? Thanks.

God bless u jare by blood broda, any gurl wey no do traditional, mk e waka.... I no fit dy waste money. Funniest of it all, they wont bother to ask what the post-wedding will be lyk. Theirs na 2 show dm self 4 jst one day....

ogbeni jona since u ve deem it fit to fisit my fillage, i go dy re*konsida ur mata....... Meanwhile #sai buhari

jerrymej:
Hey!
Lies has no grade!
On this issue nothing depends here!
If you lie at any point of difficulties, it's recorded a sin.

na u b bros J assistant judge?

Cutehector:
looool. Throwin u into a basin of hot boiling oil

guy i winch u d same.

e depend on the type of death

SeverusSnape:
MBU the action cop.
Yes!... There should be no room for mediocrity and insolence. Any politician found wanting shall face the barrel of the gun!
That frog eyed politician(you know him) should be forewarned.
"don't ask any question, just shoot; after shooting, then ask questions"...... Adolf Hitler.

guy u b mbu yunga broda?

Barselonia:
guy,Na u and who compiled this list.....

if polytechnic of Ibadan don't top the list... it's not yet a list.

gbabe!

dz guy no gt joy o.

SenatorJames:
Yes. Over speeding is part of it, it happened in Iseyin opposite the palace, they are Saki campus students going to Ibadan for an occasion.

u mean okeogun poly sug members?

well, if wishes were horses...........

see as Akala dy look lyk cheap thief.

Na them these people go help am carry hm ghana must go enta otuoke.

this na lafffffffffffffffff zone

chai, this poster na real advert.

Election tym, humbility time.... Lol.

The cicero of esa oke, late chief bola ige.

baLLoTBOxX:
Too late to shed crocodile tears. What did you do
when a PDP leader was calling the APC a yoruba
amala and ewedu party in anambra? You were
seated there urging them on as they ridiculed
awolowo. His spirit gave you a taste of disgrace to
come when you visited a great university named
after him, as the students chanted and called you
and your cohorts thieves. Where's our lagos-ibadan
expressway? Is it now you want to repair all the
junk federal roads in lagos? Oh, you suddenly
realised that the votes from SS and SE can't help
you retain aso rock so you now. need those of the
SW. I thought those 2 regions were the pillar of
your government as you proudly announced to the
world as if they were the only regions you that got
you elected. Even if they were, should a president
be making such divisive statements? I was never a
tribalist but you woke up my tribal conscience. We
are glad tambuwal became the speaker cos we
yorubas aren't fools. That seat was a bargain for
the huge political relevance we are enjoying today.
Who doesn't know that having a yoruba man there
via the fraudulent PDP zoning would have favoured
you and only you as he would do your bidding just as
the senate has been doing? The Mulikat you wanted
to install is from my constituency in ogbomosho and
I was on ground in 2011 when she came begging to
be re-elected as she shared N500 notes to the
people and dropped a transformer too weak to
carry the load of the neighborhood. Her brake light
hasn't been seen since then. That's enough to show
you that you would have just empowered an
individual yoruba instead of the whole of them.
What did patricia etteh and dimeji bankole benefit
the yorubas? They only enriched themselves. Your
government enriches individuals only. We are not
like fools who sing your praises cos you gave their
tribes men political posts. What we want are
developments. Am glad you failed in installing
mulikat cos we would have faced the kind of
thuggery the fayose you gave federal backing is
delivery to the ekiti people. I hear you are bringing
obanikoro for lagos. Bring it on! Why do you
associate yourself with thugs, fraudsters, drug
barons, militants and looters? Mr president, you
disappointed not only the yorubas but also sane
nigerians. We voted massively for you in 2011, am
sorry to say this in tears: you won't have our votes
anymore.

u ve said it al bro.

We miss u bro, RIP.

where bros troway OLUSHOLA put 4 al dz days.... Politics yii sha!

lilprinze: Nigerian politicians lying to the masses for vote since 19BC.
"he will use this salary to do developmental projects in the constituency" when he was a musician how much did he use out of his salary or the money he was getting to develop Ogbomoso Federal
constituency 1 ?
You can't help people when you have N5000 it is when you have N500000 you would help people. He is saying all this just to get votes.

dm diz our poliTRICKcian them, diariz godu o

both people wey neva reach lagos b4 2 dy drop dia testimony.... Chai chai diaris ......

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