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AutosRe: Toyota Sienna For Sale by protocol(op): 6:18am On Apr 02, 2018
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 5:34pm On Apr 01, 2018
IlorinBoy1:
Hehehe, just dropped this lady on 1.6 surge, magodo to ogombo , Ajah. 6800k. She wan craze!
I kW say ur mind go d sweet u as u d drive her d go. I do one today 2.4x about 7k. D guy won begin argue with me at d end of d trip, I asked him not to pay that my company will get back to him. I have been paid by Uber. I hate arguing with riders.
I took a proustite to palace rd from Lekki 1 on Taxify 1.8*. Hmm na God hep me get that cash. I explain surge tire. I hate surge on taxify. It turns u to an economics lecturer. U go explain demand and supply tire.
HealthRe: These Are Signs That You Might Have Liver Failure by protocol(m): 6:50pm On Mar 31, 2018
FTC. I give God all the glory for if u can think it, u can achieve it. I dedicate this great accomplishment to gazzuzz for the beautiful work he does to my car.
AutosRe: Toyota Sienna For Sale by protocol(op): 4:59pm On Mar 31, 2018
Call
AutosRe: Toyota Sienna For Sale by protocol(op): 4:59pm On Mar 31, 2018
Ok
AutosRe: Toyota Sienna For Sale by protocol(op): 9:27am On Mar 31, 2018
Pics

AutosToyota Sienna For Sale by protocol(op):
Toyota sienna for sale. 2.2m

Car TalkRe: How To Clean Fuel Injectors by protocol(m): 7:50am On Mar 30, 2018
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 3:44pm On Mar 24, 2018
Daveonoja:
Omo see wahala oooo were I no know anything about....picked up a rider from a lounge in VI to Lekki 11pm Thursday on a card trip...got to d drop off ended d trip...almost immediately another request came in..from nearby the rider ended up telling me to cancel d trip...did a few trips and closed for d day...this morning around 8am got à call apperently from d same rider that she has been calling and i hav refused to pick that i only picked because she used another no...buttomline is that she said she forgot her wallet in my car and she had some foreign currency inside I was shocked when she started raining insults on me that I am...a thief meanwhile I never saw any wallet in the car to the best of my knowledge...she don call her brother to call me, him too don call me and they threaten me say he wld make sure I dont drive taxify again and that he knows Uche very well, also that he wld post my pics allover social media...meanwhile I record the call with all d threat...so am considering opening up a case against...the rider....but I want to inform taxify first...she claimed to have forgotten her wallet in my car around past 11pm...after drop off...I didn't see any call or message from that time till yesterday evening when she said she called and I didn't pick plus an SMS 9pm yesterday which I only read when she told me she sent SMS...any reasonable advice from d forum is welcome
stop night work.90% of people u pick in d note are idiots. Start early close early
Music/RadioRe: Thread For Lovers Of Foreign Music by protocol(m): 5:11pm On Mar 16, 2018
Linkinpark, coldplay, creed,sia, daughtry,imagine dragon, system of a down, Ac/DC, I love rock.
AutosRe: EOD For Sale Toks by protocol(op): 5:00am On Mar 13, 2018
Good
AutosRe: EOD For Sale Toks by protocol(op): 5:44am On Mar 11, 2018
Non accident
AutosRe: EOD For Sale Toks by protocol(op): 9:42pm On Mar 10, 2018
Yes boss
AutosEOD For Sale Toks by protocol(op):
A friend brought this car from the US and it is for sale. Is 2004. I have these few pictures. Price is 1.4m. Call . Milage 157k

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 1:36pm On Mar 08, 2018
[quote author=Romeo3 post=65665073][/quote]. Spirit
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 1:31pm On Mar 08, 2018
Romeo3:
I was already on 6400 before this current trip that is still on going. it's not even 12pm yet.
carry on compadre.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 9:33am On Mar 08, 2018
We still see surge,yes we do. Ask Romeo. Airport straight from chevron. I might close from there cos I had done 8200 alrdy.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 10:26pm On Mar 07, 2018
ifyeez:
Picked up a rider, at yaba we went to broad street, on dropping him off front of CBN a request came in, I drove straight to the pickup location and called the lady, she said she’s at the back of UBA, I proceeded to her new location, there was a traffic light and a car in front of me, I picked my phone to call her to knw how am going to identify her coz that place is always crowded, when I was dialing the guy in front of me suddenly moved, and me too followed up not knowing the traffic light has not turned green, immediately I stopped, these guys rushed me, entered my car, I done start negotiations they said if I get to there office I will pay 90k and still go for training and go for psychology test too, buh if I want them to let me go I should pay 45k and they will let me go, I knw begging won’t change anything so I told them I had 5k, the almost slap me self for mentioning 5k when there saying 45k last. So we drove to there office side I started talking to one of them, that there’s no need of we going to the office that we can sort everything here, anyway last last I paid 20k till now I ve not gotten my self.
first don't beg anyone in uniform not to go to the office. First, I don't pick riders in Lagos island. If u are going there and I wish to go, I will set my app on go offline after this trip. I return to base immediately I drop u. Lagos island has too many one way roads,idiots in uniform, congested market, trikky traffic lights etc.
This is hw I deal with the authorities, if u catch me ie if my chances of escape is slim I will stop jump out of d car, form with full CONFIDENCE that I have an emergency while handing my key to u. Yes I will give you the key before u ask for it. Ask u ur name and your office and tell u to take the car there that I will come for it later after dealing with my pregnant wife at d hospital.
I will let u kW that I can't negotiate now cos I don't really have much on me but will see u in d office later...watch him he will call u back to collect whatever u have. Try it and be smart and confident.
If u give him d keys and u see he isn't looking back,then u might need to go back. But this works for me at least 4 times now. Never be scared to go to their office
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 4:54pm On Mar 06, 2018
ifyeez:
Nigerians can be damn funny, was in festac, I got a request saying ragirasaki so I called the rider to confirm his location, he said he doesn’t knw why the gps is showing ragirasaki that his at Ago greenfield estate. I went straight to greenfield, rider entered no destination, I asked him where he was going to he said, his just going to greenfield gate to enter keke, I almost cried coz the bad road in that estate was madt, then driving that distance to meet him
that's gud for u.why did u not ask him where he was going? D estate with d worst road in lagos
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 10:29pm On Feb 23, 2018
On a lighter note, today all I med was 5k. This 5k includes 2 cancellation fees in Uber. I close my day around 4pm( my new yr closing time)
Put on my app by 5 am and my destination trip to d land that flows with milk and honey,till 5.45am nothing hmmm. I drove empty to my favorite spot. Got a request to marina from ajah. Upon dropping d rider another witch requested me to obalende.Got to d destination, d fare was 700. She gave me 1k and all I had on me was 200 naira. This lady insisted that I must complete her change. This took almost 1hr before she made away with the whole fare that I shld call her when I have d change. Hmmm I gently drove my car away from there.
I later found my self in Lekki phase 1 around 12pm, I decided to try Uber app, after like 2hrs I got a request from Ivvy. When I saw the name, I knew it was one of these ladies that don't go beyond their street and probably the next street. She called me to go and pick up three cakes in admirity way, take one to African lane, fola osibo and one other street hmmm. She was so nasty about this on phone. I tried asking some questions about the delivery and she was like while are u guys so dumphuh That was how I cancelled the trip. She called and was so angry, I told her that she should try DHL. I am not a delivery man.
Traffic was building alrdy, so I started heading home after all tomorrow is another day.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 5:22pm On Feb 21, 2018
ifyeez:
The engine oil I use for both my Honda and my dads Toyota Mark x.
gazzuzz come and see groundnut oil.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 9:01am On Feb 19, 2018
ofime123:
can I buy and ship with like 1500 dollars corolla 2003
hahahaha. People are funny. Corolla is now akara. How can u buy a toks for 540k? How much is keke? Just keep saving!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 3:10pm On Feb 17, 2018
pooozeee:
Today is my last day with uber
Bye bye to uber welcome to Taxify and ogataxi

Uber cancelled two of my trips calling it riders fraud, I have been to lekki this morning, with 4 trips, out of 4k uber is deducting 3k from my account, so uber means just 1k is my money from 4 trips and I have been to lekki
Please when and where can I go for inspection with taxify ?
are u sure you did not have a debit in the account?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 9:13pm On Feb 10, 2018
julietromeo:
Uberforlove...... Another scam from uber.....
u didn't position well so u got a request from out of the boost area.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 2:37pm On Feb 08, 2018
EddieMurphie:
Ok if rider doesn't come out after 10mins even after telling them u won't stay more than 10mins and it's a cash trip, what will you do?
I will go then i will let Uber kW. My refund is sure.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 4:32pm On Feb 07, 2018
U spent the bulk of the time waiting for the rider so as to take him or her back. I cannot wait for u for more than 10mins. Waiting doesn't pay d driver.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 9:34pm On Feb 04, 2018
slamstanlee:
See this one o. His destination is not more than 5km within lekki axis, just kept me waiting at shoprite jakande for over 20mins. Body just dey pepper me
call him and let him kW that u are meant to pick someone at the airport in d next 1hr. After 3mins of d call, end trip and move on
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 4:10am On Feb 03, 2018
pooozeee:
Is there anyway I can tweak my uber mobile app so that I can have more than 2 trip destination ? You no the limit is two but I think there should be away I can have more than two
destination trips are assigned to the car not the account holder. No car has more than two. Those who have more than one acct can't even get more than two on one car
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 4:26am On Feb 02, 2018
Ifeanyimark:
Omo, see egbon workshop na, chaiiiiii. Chairmannnnnnnnn.
u never even see the reception with Dstv.if u are lucky u get a can of origin.u sip it while your car is being worked on with modern mechanical apparatus.
Car TalkRe: o by protocol(m): 7:12pm On Feb 01, 2018
mekzyjoe:
Help car gurus.... embarassed embarassed
carry that car go gazzuzz place. Call him.thank me later.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 3:13pm On Jan 30, 2018
Arizona1:
Guys make una give me suggestions on what to do on this issue na... Romeo3, Ogunvic41, chilex... I have to stop working in the afternoon yesterday when it became much.
change ur phone
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by protocol(m): 11:20am On Jan 29, 2018
Catch up

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