sneakerblogger:
thanks forur idea God Bless You! But I want to start the blog using blogger.com but I will migrate to wordpress.org as soon as I have the money.

guy, look for the money and start with wordpress....., n keep away from all those . or .wordpres bullshit(freedomains)

1. You can host your website with godaddy(highly advisable) or any nigerian hosting platform(havent tried any)

2. Buy a good wordpress theme.

Why use wordpress?

Blogging is far from easy, you can easily get frustrated and be forced to give up, with wordpress it would feel less tasking, anything you want to do, there is a plugging for it already.

My guy start now, time is ticking. and if you feel you need help, contact us here and if i see the post i'll offer the help i can.

First and foremost i think you are underestimating yourself.

It would work as long as you believe it would and work hard towards it.

I am not much of a car freak but i think i would like to know more about cars if those informations was readily available.

I can almost think of some really interesting posts already.....,

so

1. My thought is you already have enough information about starting a blog, if you dont then just search through this forum and please don't use blogger if you want to be taken seriously.

2. Depending on how serious you are, you can become affiliates for some of these car dealers and sellers in Nigeria. Write a review for them, host car exhibitions, etc. (i'm getting excited already)

3. you can also patner with carwash/repair centers, maybe get a discount for your readers who i believe would be car owners looking for trusted repairers and also looking to sell off their cars which bring me to the case of also being a middle man/agent for those who want to sell off their cars, you can post the adverts and get a commission, etc while at the same time bringing in customers for this repairers

4. You can advertise your blog posts using facebook and instagram and don't be fooled, its not really that expensive and its cars dear, who doesnt like cars.

5. The problem with we bloggers is that we depnd so much on pageviews and adsense that we tend to ignore creative ways we can monetize, with a car blog, i'm not sure you need a lot of pageviews, the few you would have with good monetization techniques can really go a long way.

6. For inspiration and motivation you can check some of the blogs in this post http://www.cision.com/us/2013/08/top-50-auto-blogs/ and if you love to read just google Quicksprout or viperchill

thank me later.
remember if you dont try, you'll never know

keep cooking and doing what i am doing nah,,, then invite him to my wedding

Sayelabola:


Please be informed that these children are those of wealthy parents, some of their parents are captains of industries.

That which you are postulating is far from being their portion.

That's, they don't look for jobs, but jobs awaits them.

It is.also interesting to know that some of them earn salaries even as a student, while others receive monthly upkeeps far above some graduates' salaries from their parents' companies.

I.know of one sin, at the stage of SS1, he is the one signing the salary of his father's employees.

very very true.

this mad man has started again

980k and you would still roam the streets of lagos abi..., ok.

the elders have spoken.....,

the elders of spoken.....,

good one for the people of Edo

before u see the inside of the car, the bomb go don blow.

FvckeDyoBiTch:
Sit yo ass down, not my fault if you swagless and need money to pull Bitchés

and dt why u treat them like trash?

You remember how I was so shy to walk up to you? How you laughed and giggled with your friends about my clumsiness and the way my words jumbled in my mouth. You could literally hear my heart beat and the sweat pouring from my forehead could fill a bucket of water.

Eventually, we went on a date. Not like you really wanted to go out with me. Your friends were not around and you had nothing else to do that night so you called me, i could even sense the snickering and the mockery in your voice. But i didn’t care, this was the time to show you how much of a great guy i am and can be. This was the time to capture your heart and make you mine for ever.

I freshened up, added a little cologne. I held the door open for you, took you to one of the best restaurant in town without looking at the cost, i did everything to impress you, wrote you a poem and sang you a song. I did it just like they do in movies. I listened to you, the way you bitched about your ex boyfriend and how you wanted him back. You barely even touched the chicken i ordered, even though you asked me to get three. I watched as you tied them in a nylon, chuckled and went back to talking about that ex.

I wasn’t pissed, I wanted to be there for you, i was a gentleman, your gentleman. I never wanted anything from you, all I wanted was an opportunity to win your heart. As we walked home, you were talking to someone on phone, I guess it was your ex. I was even carrying the 3 chicken I bought for you hoping that you finally would ask a question about me and the things I do. We got to your door, you collected the chicken from me and capish, it was good night.

5 years later you are here, saying you want me back. Like seriously? I’m sorry if my hands are not sweaty, and my voice is not shaky, I’m deeply sorry if I’m not jumping with excitement. Wait! What were you expecting? that I open my arms with glee like a roasted turkey and give you a hug? To thank you for finally wanting me? Have you forgotten so soon how you rejected me? How you refused to let me hold your hands as I walked you back. Now, out of nowhere you claim to suddenly want me. I laugh you, I really do.

Oh! so now that you are pass 30, your breasts are sagging, your face wrinkled, and your body covered in stretch marks that looked like you were flogged by Fulani herdsman, you want me. You know what? while you were busy roving from one bad boy to another because well, Bad boys and cute jerks were the in thing, I was busy getting my life in order. I finished school with good grades and when I couldn’t get a job, I started a business which is now paying off much more than I can imagine.

Now my biggest problem is knowing the right color of suit to wear to that secret conference of young rich millionaires. So tell me, Why would I want to have anything to do with someone like you? When I wanted you, you were busy with guys who treated you like trash. You jumped from one bed to another looking for adventure and fun, the kind a nice guy like me couldn’t give you, you slept with guys who were so happy to brag about it and now you want me to date you. What you really should be asking for is help, maybe from a pastor or a doctor and I’ll gladly pay for it.

It’s not my fault you were used and dumped, you called it upon yourself and stop giving me that trash talk about how all guys are the same,as a nice guy I would have been different for you, but no, you wanted that jerk, that guy who could beat me up if he so wishes, you fell in love with bad boys and losers. And now that they have rejected you and moved on to other ladies, what makes you think that I’ll want you? because I’m a nice guy? Being successful have taught me to be refined and not to deal with trash.

I forgot about you a long time ago but I must say you were among those little things that fueled my desire to be successful. It’s good that you finally came to your senses but it’s already too late. While I would really love it for you to be truly happy, I’m sorry you can’t find that happiness with me or with any other nice guy.

Nice guys don’t want something that have been used, re-used and rejected by jerks and good for nothing sons of crack lords. We don’t want someone who once rejected us, we are not trash collectors. Have fun reading Linda Ikeji’s blog and stories of single ladies, I hope they make you happy.


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otipoju:


I know how to play draughts since I was a kid. My yansh no just fit siddon one place for long like that.

And after about a week of playing draughts... I go dey see image of the board for every thing sey I dey look.

Then my mind go dey plan moves unconsciously.

happens to me too

dts no chess game, them just pose snap picture

So the love hungry lads of our generation and those pot bellied rich men finally won over the issue of hosting election on vals day. Also, sorry for the broke ass peeps who were initially happy and planned to use election as an excuse not to celebrate valentine. However before you get extremely happy and ruin your valentine even before it starts, these are ten things you shouldn’t do on a date with a typical Nigerian gal this period.

MONEY ISSUES 1
Maybe you are a little broke and you really like this gal and you just have to take her out, then for crying out loud don’t expect her to pay when you do. A typical naija gal would never pay the bills no matter how much it cost and be happy if she doesn’t bring the whole of her extended family sef. If however through some magical events you meet a gal who is willing to pay then please let her do or you can share the bills, don’t act all macho or let your feelings be hurt.

MONEY ISSUES 2
Except you are Dangote or somehow related to him when taking her out, take her to where u can afford the meals, don’t over spend. There is nothing worst than that moment when you have to sneak to the backyard of that big restaurant to wash plates just cos the money in your wallet wasn’t enough to cover the bills while your supposed date is at the table getting hit on by another desperate dude like you. What a typical naija gal thinks when you spend much is that you’ll expect something in return and except she is okpo number one, you’ll spend all u have and nothing would happen, also u’ll come out as a desperate dude who only gets love and affection by literally buying it, by now naija films should have told you it doesn’t work. (contact me for more on this matter) and if you spending so much to catch a gal don’t blame her if she keeps forming hard to get cos she knows the moment she says yes and opens her legs, you’ll scream yes and close your wallets.

OVERSABI AND OVERDO
Maybe you have changed your bed sheets and swept the floor even though you haven’t don’t that since you shouted happy new year, you have arranged the flowers, cooked a very sweet valentine jollof rice(added coloring to make it red,I did that once) and light 666 candles like a cele prophet, yet that is not a free passage way through her legs. These things are good however they just wreak desperation especially if she is coming for the first time. It makes her uncormfortable and you are placing too much value on her, a value she has not worked for. Why she no go form? But if its someone you’ve been dating for quite a time and knows where u hide those smelly socks then by all means do those romantic stuffs.

MR INTERVIEWER
Where are you from, where did you school, do you like sugarcane and palmoil, when was the last time you poo, what are your hobbies, bla bla bla, except you want to give her a job with a salary structure in millions of naira, please don’t start asking questions like you rehearsed them. I know most naija gals are really very boring especially if you know nothing about Telemundo or project fame but that’s not an excuse to be asking dumb questions. Talking about past experiences and happy moments are a good way to make her talk about herself without being boring. Feel free to guess too. If you guess right you’ll come out as someone who understands her, if you guess wrong, it would make her start talking, either way, you win!

DO AS THEY DO
Will it kill you if you act differently? Must you take her out for dinner or must you go to silverbird galleria? Do something unique and different. Something like take her to a club, stop the music while everybody is dancing, grab a mic and sing a beautiful song for her make sure you let the crowd know who you are doing it for, that’s if by then the bouncers have not thrown you out. Apart from making her feel special, its also a demonstration of high value. I once did this and I took home 4 numbers and a jealous girlfriend. Think of your own creative thing to do, it doesn’t have to be big, just make her feel special.

BUHARI OR JONATHAN
Mumu, I know you are a psycho analytic animal, you have ego, you have your beliefs, you love jonathan, and you have your own thoughts, just know a date is not a debate ground, never ever argue with a naija gal on a date. Apart from the fact that she mostly doesn’t understand what the hell you are saying, she doesn’t even care. Arguing especially on religious, political and ethnic matters is a complete turn off. Avoid all political debates at all cost especially in this election period. Even if she is wrong and you can prove it, Just respect her point of view, state your own view, nod your head and forge ahead, remember there is a ”something” in your wallet waiting to be used.(don’t ask me what the something is)

MR BIG MOUTH
Ok, so you love to brag, how you killed a lion with your bare hands or that you your father is a billionaire or that your are wearing the latest D&G, truth is she doesn’t want to hear it, or she doesn’t want to hear it the way you are saying it. You have to DHV (contact me for details) instead of bragging why don’t you let her discover it herself or be subtle about it. You can tell stories of things that happened in the past which showed the qualities you possess instead of bragging and please remember to keep it short. Won’t say much on that.

HAPPY VAL


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1554609_442726259207714_7926199007674329100_n In the voice of whoever was your state coordinator ‘my fellow gentlemen corp members’ I know many of you registered for the Inec Adhoc staff and you want to participate in the election.(even my L.I registered) However before I continue I would like you all to think of yourself as heroes cos it takes guts to want to participate in any Nigeria election especially when you consider the level of social unrest and kidnappings in the country, but that’s not what this is all about. Man must survive so the saying goes hence the need to address some pertinent issues that bothers more on your survival than the electoral process itself. Follow these tips with all the ruggedness you learnt in camp, your life for the next two months depends on it.

REMEMBER
Before you start to form Jackchan or Wolverine Remember that many of these politicians have children schooling abroad, many of them would not even be in the country when the election starts, trust me they would even lodge in a hotel in Ghana or even Benin rep, their parents and parent’s parents with all their ancestors would travel out so they don’t really care what happens to you or how you want to protect the ballot paper with your own life. If by error of commission you die in the line of duty, your parents won’t even get a compensation, by the way how much can be used to compensate for all the times spent in a school where hundred are sitting and two hundred are standing, where lecturer victimization almost gave you seven years for a four years course, how much can compensate for the pain of losing a love one? And even if they do get compensation it would be like 5 years later after your mum must have stood on long queues with other mothers who had sons that tried to be a hero like you. Be wise, Nigeria is worth living for!!!

ALL POLICE STATIONS
You better go and start cramming all the police stations addresses in your state of service, start like this; cram one address of a police station in your community, cram another one in a community nearest to your community, then you upgrade to all the police station in your local government, don’t stop there o, move to cramming all the police stations in the state, what am I saying self. As a matter of fact, cram all the police stations in Nigeria, know it like the back of your hand. Why? Reason is this, in a time of crises with your brain running faster than your legs and meanwhile your leg is already running faster than Usain Bolt, you might not know when you’ll run past your local government into another local govt, its then you would know how easy it is to forget something as little as an address. Also you might be in Delta State only to wake tomorrow morning and find yourself in Niger State, how you got there? Kidnapping of course.

ANDROID PHONES
Oyibo did not do android phones just for chatting and playing candy crush or temple run, in case you don’t know there is something called Googlemap, get it and learn how to use it, you never can tell where you would find yourself. Load enough credits! Gals, now is the time to ask for recharge cards from your numerous boyfriends, sugardaddys and sidegeeks (see why I love to be single?) you need those credits in case of emergency. Also it is an added advantage if you can get a phone that uses 4 sims, maybe it has not happened to you before but network has a way of failing when you need serious help, so the more lines you have the less chance of network failure. Don’t forget to also get newsapps, e.g. channels TV, vanguard and Nairaland, very important, You might be there seriously attending to voters and you won’t even know that the world is coming to an end in Nigeria.

MENTAL, PHYSICAL AND SPIRITUAL ALERTNESS
I don’t know what you believe in and I really don’t care but my guys try to be more spiritual this period. If you are an ogun worshipper, take a metal to your polling unit, if you are an osun worshipper wear white and go ,if you worship sango, pack enough cowries, plait your hair but leave your anger at home(I won’t say more than that) if you are a Christian, fast and pray, if you are a muslim you better give all the beggers you meet on the street something, just look for where to change the 1000 naira in your hand to ten ten naira. If you are none of the above, please don’t participate. Also know the local slangs for stab him, kill him, kidnap her, etc but if you are serving in Akwa Ibom where they speak calaber ehmmmm, I don’t know o, maybe you should just run already.

WHO WOULD WIN WILL WIN
I know you are very corrupt, you will chop any money given to you but I take God beg you, don’t rig in favour of any party. If you are forced to, put it in your report. If you were bribed to, put it in yourrrrrrr mind and the money in your bank account, they would tell you how to treat cases like that at the training sha. Also don’t shake your head and widen your eyes when you see a strange political party, just register the votes already cos if you too shake am, you might not use that head again.

LIKE AND SHARE THIS
Last but not the least, share this with all your friends and tell them to share it with all their friends, you wouldn’t know whose life it would save. Like my page, support good thing. Vote naijasingleguy for 2020.

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You are very Lucky.
I graduated last year and my first two years I lived on 5000naira per month and the last two years was on 8000naira. This was how I coped...,

1. I stayed in the school hostel,,, reason is 'you don't have to bother about water supply,electricity n watching football matches.

2. One carton of indomie did me well,n foodstuffs especially(garri n milk). No matter what you think it is far economical to cook than to buy already cooked food.

3. Make good frnds: they would save u with garri,borrow u money, write attendance for u if u lack tfare to reach school, and also u can do joint cooking with a trusting frnd, that soup issue can be solved this way.

4. Photocopy: I photocopied almost all the materials I needed in school cos I couldn't afford to buy n the bulky ones that can be phtocopied I just borrow them from frnds and read them ahead of time, making notes n photocopying the very important aspects

5. Don't do without gals: yes! I followed gals very well in school, leaving gals is not the issue but letting them know where u stand is the main point. Let them know u can't spend on them, that u don't have enough, just be sincere n trust me u won't have money issues with them. By the way most gals in school are easily willing to please guys n I had a gal that brought food for me once in a while.

6. Engage yourself: for me I was in a chess club so when I was really really broke I just go n play chess n forget all my problems n most times I'll get a treat from person wey beat me or person wey I beat.

7. Don't forget God: whether we like it or not God is highly needed and I am 100% sure I couldn't have made it without Almighty God.

I took a picture of a spider, call that webcam

We were banging on all fours, call that pre-intimacy

Add urs

Thanks,
You'll obviously notice I am replying this late that cos I didn't know how to get back here but as the saying we goes we all have to learn!

Thanks for the insight bro!!!

Lol!!! See the reasons here

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=776775809036244&id=711366975577128

Ok, so I finally made a post here but I am still as confused as anything. I am new in this forum world and see this

1. It was hard finding where to write a new post, obviously its called 'create new topic' I was just looking for a small box like facebook has. It was only through desperation to post something here I discovered the create new topic!!!

2. Some terms are still confusing to me, terms like
a. Topic
b. Posts
c. Thread
d. Boards
e. OP
f. Mod
g. Trend

3. They said always post according to topic, what if I can't find the topic for what I want to post on or what I want to post on can't be categorized under any topic.

4. Where do topics go to before they make it to front page, and what brings them to front page. And where is the front page cos I just keep hearing people say front page,front page,front page!


ANSWERS to these questions and other tips that would aid me is highly solicited!!!

I don't know how this shit is supposed to make sense if you all came retarded//
My flow is menstraul- I drop- drop, drop again, then watch me re-padded//
Its all about BREAKING BARS that's why we no longer get the BEAR HUG//
So when dudes say we bad, I say we bad enough not to fear God//
I think of a WORD PLAY to drop so I WATCH my scrabble boards//
Bt then I say ef wordplay,I'd rather get rich and sample whores//
And this last verse to underground rappers always good at claiming tough//
You aint underground and hardcore cos of the way you drop//
You just underground cos u failed to reach the top//

Easy with the critic! I am new here and this is my first post on nairaland.