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raphtunde:
the Link pls

Edyice:
How many of you saw the ARMY video on instablog this morning ...

Correct war

OCKEHINDE:
One of my friends con dey wine me last year, you know wetin him talk? He talk say Army medical team disqualified him because of low sperm count. Oh boy wetin concern Army with infertility in men?
Nothing wey we no go hear. Osumi jo.... Lol

OCKEHINDE:
. PSYCO TEST:
Both written and oral test is not designed to detects illicit drug in your bloody stream neither is designed to detects your smoking habits. It's a series of questions that has to do with your mental health. Medical test will take care of drugs and smoking, Medical test is different from PSYCO test, and the test is not conducted on the same day, medical test first, and the result would be announced before you go PSYCO test.

WHAT IS PSYCO TEST?

Psychological testing is the administration of psychological tests, which are designed to be "an objective and standardized measure of a sample of behavior".[1] The term sample of behavior refers to an individual's performance on tasks that have usually been prescribed beforehand. The samples of behavior that make up a paper-and-pencil test, the most common type of test, are a series of items. Performance on these items produce a test score. A score on a well-constructed test is believed to reflect a psychological construct such as achievement in a school subject, cognitive ability, aptitude, emotional functioning, personality, etc. Differences in test scores are thought to reflect individual differences in the construct the test is supposed to measure.

WHAT IS MENTAL HEALTH?

Mental health is the level of psychological well-being or an absence of mental illness. It is the state of someone who is "functioning at a satisfactory level of emotional and behavioural adjustment".

Psychology test is not hard to pass for normal a person, anyone who fails PSYCO test may be mentally deranged. (aa ni yawere o)


Now let's discuss a bit about the questions, your questions paper may contains 100 questions, so for example, on the first page of your question paper may be asked a question like this,

Ques 1 where is Abuja located?
(A) Abuja (B) Nigeria (C) I don't know.

Ques 2. Is Abuja part of Nigeria?
(A) Yes (B) No (C) I don't know.

Ques 3. Have you ever smoked cigarette?
(A) Yes (B) No (C) God forbid (D) Never.


Ques 4. Does coffee has a cigarette taste?
(A) yes (B) No (C) I don't know.

Ques 5. Are you a virgin?
(A) Yes (B) No (C)maybe (D) I don't know

Ques 6. Are you married?
(A) yes. (B) No. (C) maybe (D) I don't know. (NB: remember you fill single in your online details.)

Ques 7. How many children do you have?
(A) 1 (B) 2 (C) more than two (D) None

Ques 8. Does any of your children resemble you?
(A) yes (B) No (C) this question is not for me (D) Not yet.


Somebody said something concerning PSYCO test lying, on this forum before, the person is fuckin right�.
Is of two means of answering, either you continue lying till ending or, you countinue saying the truth till ending. In fact PSYCO officers knew that you are lying, but your answering accuracy is what make you normal, whether you lied or not.

Since you guys assured me no insult I will upload more shortly.

I'm not a medical doctor, but I'm in health field.

OCKEHINDE:
Good morning everyone!

I feel like uploading more questions just to catch fun, but my mind keeps telling someone will soon insult my person, due to what I'm seeing on this forum. I think I have stop posting questions, before dey go talk say na only you Sabi logical questions!?

ugo4u:
Naso Una go dey fight till rapture go happen(List published) and una no go know.
KODAC, eclipsephemmy, sikowitz etal. Ema bi nu

Sheath your swords oo

KODACK:
Lolz...... It's not about abuse or anything.

It's social media, what else would you expect.

Nah, there are people who can say shit and I would overlook ...you, ugo4u, jameh48 and a few others....... I don't brag......

This doctor thing was given to me by someone on this thread and I kept it.....I never personally claimed it ...... The same way I called ugo4u civilian general and everyone started calling him civilian General or general.....did he reject it, no he kept on answering questions and making remarks......... So why the Bleep will lexyjay02 and raphtunde pick on me, its either they are jealous or they have low esteem or they wanna be like me......


So note brother..... I never lied, I just played along.... I did nothing wrong, so I got nothing to apologise about...... No need for me to save my face in anyway, cos it's only someone who is wrong who needs to.....and I was never caught in any shit, cos if I was I would have left this thread, deactivated my account (as others did) and return with a new moniker....but I didn't.....here I am, not trying to defend myself cos I wasn't wrong......but to show that am me and won't change.



So for them to keep coming at me and me not responding gives them the edge they have been secretly craving for and nah, I ain't gonna let that happen on my watch.....

It's not GRA gra brother neither is it pride.....but it's just me trying to stick their heads up their a,s,s.


To people who think I feed on the weak and fearful ones nope... I dont.
This thread is filled with lots of information, it takes nothing to read through....all intended questions have been answered here.....Google is your friend....and if Google doesn't help ask questions here like how ugo4u helped me with moringa........ I only feed on lazy people questions,I don't chastise critical questions (if y'all can properly notice)


Also, for him to state that claim of him making the list when I never threatened him about anything list got me laffing to the extent that I cried in the process on his behalf......., No hard feeling to him tho, but if he keeps coming I will leave him at this point....cos I'm sure that would make him sleep better at night.


You na better person....sorry for the long epistle, just wanted to make things clear..... No fear...... See you at the top boss.


Cc: ugo4u
Cc: jameh48
Cc:prudent5217
Cc: others that care.

Cheers all

OCKEHINDE:
you got N0. 1 right.
You got number N0. 2 wrong.
Sheep usually move in numbers, so if one of the sheep in group crossed the rest must also cross, no matter the conditions. You can as well verify from people especially elders. Thank you for trying.

OCKEHINDE:
Psychology test:
You may be asked questions like these: is any of your children brilliant like you? Please remember you filled single in your forms.

Have you ever smoked cigarettes before? You said no bah.
... Later you may be asked: does cigarettes has a coffee taste?.

IQ test:

There are 27 birds on a palm tree, a hunter shot one them, three of birds died instantly
13 were seriously injured. Here the question,
How bird left on the palm tree?

There are 6 six sheep beside a busy highway road 2 managed to cross to the other side. How many sheep did not made the crossing.?

I will update more shortly.

LexyJay02:
Jealous of you bro
Biko kind stop all these nah. Bro, no be u go compile the list. Alright, I assure you now, I'm making the list 100%. Mark this post of mine.

raphtunde:
This consultant u hia watin him talk ba? U wey like ITK no go there go correct them ooooo

enesi009:
all na for medical personnel no room for other courses, drc is for consultant, Why dssc is for medical doctor and other profession allied to medicine no hope for other course

AirmanB:
[Airforce DSSC to commence on d 22nd of OCt.

It seems Airforce also allow candidates to apply as DRC (instead of dssc n converting to DRC afterwards).

Emarc16:
Don't mind them. they are talking as if the army is a death sentence.
1) They make it seem as if they are they are prepared to die so scaring others from death.
2) We don't go to war with the motive of been conquered but to return with victory.
3) I have naval SBS fighters who go to fight BH Fighters and still return back into encouraging people to join and add to the strength of the nation.
2) Every soul must taste death and some soldier's who don't go to war still die.

KODACK:
Grip, because of grenade ....... Explain further.....so as to enlighten me and others

Damfostopper:
Nawaooooooo....... Local man is flabbergasted........ The only thing killing the soldiers is that it has been compromised...... Other than that even the 1972 AKs still dey blow person head comot....

Winning a war when the inside has been sold out is hard...... You only try to survive against all odds....... Afterall people are there who are still up and kicking..... If you can't beat them.... Crave out ur own survival method..... When the 5years is out you will be posted out of there to another place ......

But I keep wondering why those light army hilux are still in patrol in Red zone areas in Borno..... When we have armoured vehicles being assembled by Pro Force..... But Las Las those jihadist d snatch everything...... Armoured vest nko...,,,,,,,, Maybe it's because of the heat but the extra weight of the vest....army officers no just send the vest.....



Anyways.... I decided to start jogging today........after my pop in March... I had stopped jogging............

My experience today was funny..... Was expecting to complete my 3.2km less than 30minutes like before...... But I ran out of gas at 1.5km....i was even seeing stars sef and one yeye shit come dey hold me...... Chai.... I come take break siddon reason my life for like 15mins...... After regaining strength I come begin run again...... Las las na 40minutes I use finish am........ I don slack..... Maybe na because I had stop for so long........

Well na to keep practicing till am closer to the required time.....

The funny thing be say.... As I come back the shit no come worry me again until this evening

KODACK:
My first jog,

5.2km in 30minutes......my muscle was extremely heavy, e remain small I for faint for road....lolz

I just woke up self.

Ugo4u, shey I try??

ugo4u:
@goverstraeten

ugo4u:
While waiting for the shortlist I think it's worth your time to follow this twitter handle @goverstraten watch the videos then prepare your mind for the task ahead.

Victory is from God alone

Dubem007:
pls who has d WhatsApp link 4 NSCDC shld pls past it 4 us 2 join d WhatsApp group. tanks

yungsmart:
Hmmm you try but you are not bright. If they ask you all who is the best manager y'all will say Alex Ferguson, but guess what he spent all his successful career at man u.
Pele spent most of his successful career in a club not even in Europe. Yet some of you say he is GOAT

Then why deny Messi his crown for same reason.

Jhennie:
Until you reach the interview and break down, you will hear word..
Even if you want to train, if you don't rest your body, All that training will just destroy it and on the prepared day, you will be disappointed.

KODACK:
True talk.

A friend of mine that I am mentoring on (hidden things ) and he is mentoring me in the tech field.....

He knew no one..... He is currently a flying Officer.

Everything boils down to God

nora2018:
what is umblica hernia