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NEXT LEVEL OF HUNGER FOR THOSE WHO VOTED BUHARI


Bros nah all of us go suffer am.

RIP

I thank God for making me to be among the living.

Atell u

oshe11:
chaiiii


This gal dat year wit dat her EYES

So all this long English, no pix to backup?

Pix of big butts or I don't believe you!!!


Like seriously? Those pics nko? Like u still dey use mnet network.

OK. In other news?

RIPEnglish:
this was the school my brother is attended now. small school

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Wat grade did ur bother graduate with?

I swear death is bias. First class graduate from LAUSTRESS as popularly called?. It's unbelievable. Sleep on dear. May your soul RIP

Me dnt see anything wrong with olamide. I smelt rat in dis whole story. D guy is cool and his style of songs too. F**k haters jor!!!

God bless ur hustle bro. Dis must be d boutique at ketu bus stop. I don buy stuff there before

According to BBC, Jose mourinho has just been told by Chelsea he has been sacked as manager.

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Correct!!! Oba to bowo f'oba.

Some of the teachers who contributed to making you who u are today are more ugly dan op "if at all he is ugly" so ? Learn to Show some love common! Afterall he is happy. Try do something to make you happy as well OK?

drizslim:
Gerarahere Op

Ur Ugly for Real!

Fork haters. Weda d school is ugly or or d students or even d teacher im sef. Doesn't Mara. Wat Mara is dat ur happy wit wat u do and ur students as well. Carry on jawe op. It's good to be a teacher, I am myself and I enjoy seeing my students happy. Notin can be more interesting dan being happy wit wat u do.

Will advice you make a profession out of wat you are passionate about. Let your heart lead you

Koko oro . put a smile on your face no matter d condition, feyin e

Orkpekyandega:
Corner to Chile

Were will dat be played? Behind ur screen?

Hey ! d only true under 17 player in dis squad is dat number 6 dat was just subed. D ball is obviously too heavy for his legs. Short taking resonance scan. STR

Abeg! What worries you should toughen you. I dnt see any bad thing in what happened here. Learn and complain less. You ar dragging the name of your school in the mod.

yungbillionaire:
they were simply 66 birds....

half of 66 is 33,

den 66+33=99+you(1) =100..hope i am correct #billionairesclub

What happens to the bird that asked the question?

xpac01:
98.5

Abiah!!! 98.5 birds?

Some birds were flying and met a bird on their way. The bird greeted them; hello hundred! They said we are not hundred, we need half of us plus you to make us hundred.
Q. How many birds were flying?

President Muhammadu Buhari would be amongst the several world leaders who would be in New York, United States of America this weekend for the 70th Session General Assembly meeting of the United Nations.He is due to leave Abuja, Nigeria’s capital for the meeting on Thursday.

The president would be accompanied by the Governors of Sokoto, Kaduna and Niger States, the National Security Adviser, Babagana Mongonu and the Permanent Secretaries in the Federal Ministries of Foreign Affairs, Defence, Finance, Health, Industry, Trade and Investment.

He is expected to deliver Nigeria’s Statement to the 70th Session of the United Nations General Assembly on Monday.

There would also be a series of meetings and interactions with notable world leaders within and on the sidelines of the main events.

President Buhari will also hold talks and interact with the United Nations Secretary-General, Mr. Ban Ki Moon, President Barack Obama of the United States, President Francois Hollande of France, Prime Minister David Cameron of Britain, Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany, President Vladmir Putin of Russia, President Xi Jinping of China, Prime Minister Narenda Modi of India and others on domestic developmental issues, bilateral relations, the war against terrorism, countering violent extremism, the enhancement of global security,  peace-keeping operations, climate change and the adoption of a  post 2015 global development agenda.

Besides that, he will also address the World Leaders Summit on Violent Extremism for which he was personally invited by Mr. Ban Ki Moon during the Secretary-General’s recent visit to Nigeria.

The president will also participate in the meeting of the African Union’s Peace and Security Council, a High-Level Roundtable on South-South Cooperation organised by President Xi Jinping of China and the United Nations, and launching of an updated global health strategy for women and children in New York.

A statement from the State House, Abuja on Tuesday added that on “President Buhari’s schedule too were meetings with former President Bill Clinton of the United States, Mr. Bill Gates of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation which is assisting Nigeria in several areas including polio eradication, and former Prime Minister Gordon Brown of Britain, the United Nations Special Envoy on Global Education who is one of the main drivers of the Safe Schools Initiative.”

It is expected however that the President will round off his visit to New York on Tuesday, September 29 and return to Abuja on the same day.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com

Twenty-seven persons were killed and 62 others injured during bomb attacks on Monguno, a town about 135 kilometres from Maiduguri, the capital of Borno State.

A member of the youth vigilante group, Idris Baba, told our correspondent on Tuesday that the Monguno attack happened at about the same time 54 persons were killed through bombs planted by members of the Boko Haram Islamic sect in Maiduguri on Sunday.

He said a bomb explosion from a suicide bomber hit the Onion section of a local market at Monguno on Sunday evening, which resulted in the death of not less than 27 persons, mostly traders.

A medical officer at the state Specialists Hospital, Maiduguri, who spoke anonymously, said, “Five vehicles conveyed 62 injured persons from the Monguno attack to the Specialists Hospital in Maiduguri (on Monday afternoon) but we quickly asked them to go to the University Teaching Hospital, because our facilities are over-stretched.”

A resident of Monguno, Baana Abubakar, who accompanied some of the injured persons to Maiduguri, confirmed to our correspondent that 27 persons were killed.

“I was at the Onion market after the bomb explosion to help in the rescue of people. I counted 27 dead bodies from the scene,” he said.

“We lost 27 people in the bomb blast. Our people have started burying the dead ones. One of the injured ones we brought to Maiduguri today also died,” he said.

Confirming the attack, the Borno State Police Commissioner, Aderemi Opadokun, in a text message, said, “Yes, at about 1330 hrs of 21/9/15, caretaker Chairman of Monguno Local Government reported an IED Explosion at Monguno Onion Market at about 2130 hrs of 20/9/15.



Source: http://www.punchng.com/news/boko-haram-kills-27-in-fresh-monguno-bombing/

It surely gonna be yummy! Ma ko je rush rush

Nawa o. The stupid assholes in the news again

Nigerian users on Twitter, on Saturday, expressed surprise at the removal of the All Progressives Congress’ name from the official profile page of the Senate President, Dr. Bukola Saraki.

According to some users, the Senate President’s verified Twitter biography previously read, in part, “Member of the APC.”

However, when our correspondent visited the page, it simply read, “Senate President and Chairman of the 8th National Assembly. Committed to Transparency and Accountability.”

One user, Am Human No Labels, said, “Sir, are you no longer a member of the ruling party? I can’t find APC on your bio anymore.”

In the same vein, @olufemisp wrote, “I knew it was when @bukolasaraki deleted the “APC” that proudly adorned his bio. This Saraki war will consume the party.”

Another user, AS Aruwa, said, “I just noticed that @bukolasaraki has deleted ‘Member of the APC’ from his bio. Someone is about to decamp?”

Maryam Abubakar also asked, “Now that the ‘APC’ on Bukola Saraki’s Twitter bio is gone, what should we expect?”

“Why is the APC on your bio gone sir?” @RichieDectector asked, while Ayokunle Odekunle wrote, “@BukolaSaraki removes the ‘APC’ from his bio. It gets more interesting.”

Afolabi Ajiboro also said, “@ogundamisi have you noticed that @bukolasaraki has removed APC from his bio on Twitter? Minutes later the PDP released statement defending him.”

The Senate President did not respond to the controversy on Twitter.

However, the Special Adviser to the Senate President on Media, Mr. Yusuph Olaniyonu, said, “It is not a new development. The party logo was there during the elections and we took it off after the elections about a month ago.”

Meanwhile, the Force Headquarters on Saturday said it was still waiting for the bench warrant issued by the Code of Conduct Tribunal for the arrest of the Senate President.

The Force Public Relations Officer, Olabisi Kolawole, said the police had yet to get the court order as of Saturday when our correspondent inquired about the delay in the execution of the arrest warrant.

Kolawole explained that the police cannot arrest Saraki without the court order.

“We have not received the bench warrant till now (Saturday) and until we get the court order, we cannot execute it,” she said over the phone.

Source:
http://www.punchng.com/news/saraki-distances-self-from-apc/

Na the book me dey wait for. Your genital must be shown o. Want to realy know wu u realy are weather male or female.

Yeeeee paaaaaaah. I will be a millionere in few weeks. I don get alart Godwin! My Two years unpaid salary will finally become a thing of the past. . SAI BABA. Wailers shud go and die. PMB I love u dieeeeee!

Dem stupid ni? Wat for nah. Blockheads! Corruption at its peak

blessedvisky:
This is why I jejely use my Glo 3GB for #1000. Both of us win

Oga aw d tin be bah? Abeg am soo interested