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Hmmm...,didn't cum and read d topic sha...

Jez came looking for a wife to marry me




#Checking round d thread...

its possible...jez use ur dick to incise a litle part of d hymen,...jez to creat small openin...den put a kerosine funnel...at d maut of d vulva and pour in sperm....preferably use a sperm...,in d nxt 2mnths she won't see her period again.....


Try it and don't forget to thank me....,

Rebranding s3x.....,Foer new and improved straffing experience

tosyne2much:
Some nairalanders be like, my father works in Central bank. I'm only here to have fun

My dad told me Mrs alakija is my stepmum

Characters to Show he doesnt love you again
Checkout Waje's $100 Peruvian hair
10 ways to prevent stretch marks

Bootybuttchic:
yes nahun....atleast i wil have the oppurtunity to eat some akara

Hey babes watsup love ur monicker...,hez d booty really big ..in form of matter(as weight and occupies space)

tosyne2much:
dem go tear u to pieces oooo

Iffa hear...,Me nah Mike Adenuga nephew's cousin's stepbrother......

tosyne2much:
hahaha

Psalmwise baba

Nah u biko....e dn almost reach one week i dn talk for this section ooo

Blik say dis place go make sense....


#looks around...

Guy babes yapa for here ooo..., Shakes hand nowahala we go dey see later nah, maka find babe go

Hey sister








Blik say una dey strike abi

Seun abeg cum turn this guy to mod. ...the guy dn gain ground pass moderarors sef shuoo....


#walks out

pbs4real:
ow u tk knw?

cos I knw noni...buh actually dat particular yam was said to b harvested sumwhere in d north or soo...mayb middl middl belt

Nah igbira yam bdis joor ...nah dem dey use dead body water dey plant yam so e go big

aniobimartin:
make una learn to mind una business sha

Does wat I wrote dere contradict or looks lik am paintin him bad...abi wetin dey worry dis wan...


BTW..where u dey wen dem first post dis story wey u cum dey quote me 1wk after...

tosyne2much:
Thanks bro.. God bless you

NL superstar 2day babes go fite u, 2mao girls go fite u, guys sef go even E beat u join...,u nah 2face ni


Aw ur life

This is not love...,Love is when u carry your gf and jump gutter at the same time while carrying her(den u say it was shared(



Btw who is dat guy...,I need to talk to him ti eyin eh ba kan nko(if I'm back cum break nko)

BabieGhagha, livingwalker, which yaw peeps a loveydovey month


OSU yi Adun ooo



Missing ya(s)

@tayoccu, jideSM pls biko solve this issue for me nah, its still dis same removing of kilobytee and removing it freom my account balance, MTN as been sending me mesage that I have used up zero kilobyte and zero naira as been deducted from my acct, naw jez naw they did d worst ,I was downloading using UC web(this nt d first timeam using ucweb to download)and I have subscription and they jez wiped the whole #81 on my fone saying I use onethousand and sumtin kilobyte...Pls help me resolve dis problem and possibly refund my money...., I was about. Using the credit to send happy new month mesage to my loveones.
Below is a screen shot of ow dey have been deducting my airtime using this method.
My Number is 09032771996