₦airaland Forum

And una sure say dbanj go marry sha...make d guy jez go nack one babe giv am belle...,e no nid mariage..nah pikin e nid wey go carry I'm name and money....Iceprince,mayd,wizkid,olamide, oritse femi as 2fromdiff ladies. All did it and dey re enjoying it,
BaBy tinz making sense for celebs...,Dem no need wife jawe...baby mama is equivalent to wife


Buh koko master nah flexing bdis oo...,u nah celebrity...,ur koboko sef nah celeb

PHgirl:
When did she become Nigerian? Nigerians can "claim relationship", ehn... SMH.

lwkmd

No b 9ja we dey...,buh nah yoruba name she gt nah

Ehimenboy:
You're simply ranting on something you know next to nothing about. *sighs* Next time, think a little more before making a comment.


God bless Nigerian youths.

Nah u sabi

Amefrica:
Isn't Obama ruling America? It's her dream, she isn't saying she wanna rule now.

Anyow jawe..., wanted to becum a pilot when I was her age

Olufemiolaolu:
Go dey tap palm wine abeg

...,I get 200kegs of palmy for my plantation wey dey croatia...,ow much u go pay

Ya all are getting me rong...,Shez nt even a teenager for God sake. IF I were to be an American would you allow a nigerian girl(12yrsold) come and rule you,

Amefrica:
What does 'Yoruba' surname has to do with a political office in US?

or if d girls ios d daughter of bill clinton but grew in 9ja u go vote am ...,u go dey campaign for am abi...

No...,cos I too planned on becoming nigerian by 18 and take over the world by 25

yemicoal:
Was she raised in this country??

Am twenty sumtin naw...,still planning to

Setaje:
Yoruba surname??. Does barrack Obama sound English to you.

huh...we'll surnname wasn't d barrier am talking abt...,buh nationality...a nigerian ruling american...An underage(12yrs) ruling (meen dis are not d days of elijah or josiah)...a female ruling america....hmm my sister plenty plenty tinz...

Babez let's be realistic

Oooo...ur words are so toucching...I was touched oo...mostly ur last 2paragraphs...,jez blik say dem plant sense inside..cos e too make sense...BTW I wanna open a couselling House...shey u go cum join me

tosyne2much:
Dey dia make pant dey wear you.. Mind you, an indecent lady who dresses half naked will also say "never judge a book by its cover"

The truth is, we must NOT live our life based on the saying "never judge a book by its cover". Take it or leave it, your appearance is the first letter of recommendation even before uttering a statement. Your appearance however gives a brief introduction of whom you are and what you have inside of you

Take for example, look at my profile pix, what impression does it give you ? Does it give you the impression of an agbero ?

Secondly, why do you have to check someone's pix or his comments just to have a foresight of the kind of person he is before you reply his pm ?

My dear, the world has changed and everything is now taking turns. Appear indecently and watch responsible people refrain themselves from you

Don't live a reckless life and expect people never to judge a book by its cover

And lastly, it's not everything that is good that you indulge in. Sometimes you just have avoid doing certain things not because if it's actually bad but because of the false impression it gives other people. Take for example, there's nothing bad in dying my hair to blue, but why would I since it would make people feel I'm an irresponsible person

Sabadon:
I remember dis girl....last year wen I checked she was still 11yrs old.


no b she b d same girl wen say she go contest for American presidency

American Presidency wow...am marvelled on how she wanna achieve dat...,with her yoruba surname...
Y not nigerian presidency...,contesting beside buhari and jonathan

Is it possible sha,if she were to grow up in Nigeria cos I dnt tink have heard her name before, lolx when I was her age I was still struggLing for first position in jss1/jss2.
12yrs old pikin...,nah exposure..,if u check her parents are big wigs and nt 9ja based they gat d money to fund her...,12yr oldpikin wey growup for ajcity or mushin fit get time dey do activist(powerful people) cos I no knw ow e wan take impact world, unless e wan turn suicide bomber(farouk).

Buh 9ce wan sha ...,

42n8dzydoo:
And you claimed to be wise from ur moniker, why are u then telling us the obvious?

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falconey:
It was a shock I couldn't believe my eyes, I went to visit her parent this past weekend to drop a message for her father. I couldn't believe what I saw when I entered her room( it is a 3bedroom flat, she has her own room and only her and her 9 years old younger brother were around), I saw her touching her private part with earpiece on her ear. I guess thatz why she didn't hear me knock. The masturbation is not the shock but knowing she is young in SS1, I can't remember her actual age but I can still recall when and where she was born. I can't stop thinking of that incident. part of me want to tell her mum to give her lessons about her body and the other part says don't. I don't know what to do

Blik say d babe(ur niece) no be virgin bdat ooo...she dn tear eye

ritababe:
Okada riders can be very anonying, Thank God say oshobaba don ban them

babes nah d surest and best means of transportation from my ouse to skul oo...4us wey we dey akr

Sile12:
Why the guy go press brake when you no get anything for chest.

e no wan make nail choke am for yansh

Sile12:
The Okada riders that will never sit straight on the bike, they bends while riding.

The ones that looks back at the exhaust every now and then while moving, no matter how fast they are moving.

T[b]he ones that loves picking babes with big Boobs, they hardly pick guys. While moving fast they pulls the breaks suddenly every now and then without any reason, just to feel the babes boobs on their back. Very common among Bajaj users with lifted sits.
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The ones without headlamps during night. If pedestrians are not careful, they might got hit and the ones with there headlamps facing the sky.


The ones that overtakes left, right, and centre...

The ones on masks 247, you will only see their black lips and red eyeballs. Don't patronise them anyway, dont know why

The ones that wears bathroom slippers and holds it with the tip of their toes

You dn get am...,naso me and wan of my frend wan climb back, d guy dn tink say me go sitdown for back of the babe so im go dey enjoy free cushion, naim i disappoint am sitdown for front of d babe, e no mash break anyow till we reach where we dey go,e no say nah pako go touch am if e mash break anyow

I no get change
This group of riders dey always vex me, they would carry you from a location to ur destination , only for them to tell you they don't have #20 or #30 change, at first when i was in 100l i dey always overlook am buh when i reach 200l wey i knw ow e dey be i changed my perspective, i later discovered those #20 and #30 are very important.. and can bring some changes...like an apc broom. Infact i fit eve follow you walker round the whole petrol station on top say we dey find #30 or break #200

Zoom offERS
This group of people are very dangerous they way they operate is to play on ones sincerity/foolishness and exploit you, Their modus operandi is simply for them to collect money from you and zoom off, shikena, if you were to collect 20 or 50naira change, them go carry am go..i fell for it few times, not cos am mumucious, buh cos am a cool person, shey b nah 50naira/100...am bigger dan dat

GPS Lackers
Don't mind the above english, they really annoy me. This group of people are mainly aboki's(hausa shoe makers), if you tell them say you dey go helena hotel, and you no sabi d place dem go cary u go paulina hotel. Pls don't pray you climb this set of people's bike when you are having running stomach or in a hurry, They would take you on an impromptu tour.


THE STUNTS MAN
These people ehn, they would be driving bajaj as if they are driving power bike...........





#Psalmwise# THEJOLLYGOODFELLOW

2dice:
hahahhah
when a Girl is in love ...most of them brain no dey work straight

He dey need rewirer to cum wire am

tosyne2much:
And you expect her to tell you ?

Its just a question nah..., E-Question