₦airaland Forum

Telebanking
Be a company that helps bank process 90 percent of their customers hassle either via mail, phone or webcam. It is outsourcing using undergraduates or young secondary school leavers.
The old don't have to wait to queue a zoom meeting can solve so much if the bank outsource all that to you,
It can not only work for banking but bills tax and other bureaucratic processes.

The Calendar
Now in the phone and mostly ignored, but the calendar will never not be a part of the Nigerian homes, Apart from companies like Mouka, Apple hair products and other companies that use them as end of the year gift and advert.
There are no or let me say few printing companies that make generic calendar for sale.
You can even be innovative and add some throw in some astrology in the mix
The walls of every Nigerian home should have your own calendar.
It's a yearly business

Forest Biking competition
In a peaceful country, this could be the big potential of the Sambisa forest. But safer forests still exist in Ondo, Ogun State and Plateau and they are also very sloppy and downhill.
All you need is a small team of guys with a truck, some implement and surveyor to create a safe
path in the forest for these bikers, it could either as a race or a fastest time downhill competition.

We have a lot of vibrant youths,
This would bring sponsorship from bicycle companies, Redbull, and could have an entire franchise.

Glass/Bottle Making company
You should create a bottle company to really remove the Nigerian plastic kitchen culture, we need to learn the art and importance of storing our spices and herbs in mason jars
Big bottles for local wine, glass bowls for making pastry and Glass cups for tea and coffee
Understand the alchemy, get the machine and you will never run out of business.

Locally Made White Wine
We are all capable of learning the simple art of fermenting over cooked rice like the Japanese and turning into wine, Rice Wine.
I also believe we can also farm and distill guavas into sour and extra sour using net to sieve the draughts off pits and ferment and sell in this wine in an equally big sake bottle as Guava Wine


Boiled Water
Sound stupid, but in close proximity to schools and corporation is a very neat and simple business of boiling tea water for civil servants for tea etc. You could also keep a seperate pot of water mixed in with dried ginger and turmeric

You can get airports too, if you can afford this very clean business.


School of Arts and Industry
At the atrophy of the moribund and clerkish system of education comes a new kind of thinking schools and a higher education differently,
Focused on running the cheapest school.
one can create a school of Art and industry ion each state them the art
Sculpture
painting
drawing
Sewing
Designs Interior and Outdoor
Architecture
Ergonomics
with a morning and evening session it doesn't need so much space it can be run on two duplexes or a revamped old hotel.
Get certified by NBTE and get that show going.

Locally Made Wine from Grape
Jos
Gembu
lekitaba and
gashaka are cold regions where grapes grow naturally, a farm could be cultivated for it's mass production of locally made wine and also
palm wine can be sold in bottle form.

Fibre mix
For people struggling with weight, A fibre powder can be made from grounded tigernut which can be used in the drinking of pap or
added into the making of our swallows. by blending tiger nut and dried cocoyam for people struggling with type 2 diabetes.

Continuing NYSC
As a form of employment I think the Youth services Corp can be tasked with a second corp.
For some who will like to continue with a NySc and build a life in their PPA after the one year.

The Nigerian agricultural corp should be implemented as a way for ex corp members or simply unemployed Nigerians to work in state organized farms to earn a living while providing food for the country.
For some the best time was NySc and there's no stopping us from reliving that experience. It also offers people who are tired of the office, city life to try their hands on something new.
I think every state must map and fenced out 10 hectares of land for farming and this Agricultural corps

Local Newsletter

You can start covering local news in your community, village, university, polytechnic for as low as 50 naira per A3 paper of well structured news design or make it a religious news letter in the mosque or church area,
And it might start getting attention and could go big, provided you have an online alternative on a blog somewhere.

Locally Designed Alternator and Battery
I think we might have a locally designed alternator and battery for bicycles,
there's a man who has a tape wrapped n alternator and battery design for his small white bicycle, cycling the AIT road axis.
I wish he perfect the design by making a plastic cover and could take his design to Jos where the bicycle is the most common form of transportation.
It's a huge market as it will open the bicycle riding for our ladies, given the reduced stress.

Mobile Spa
Convert a Suzuki every Carry to a small mobile
Spa targeting Universities and Polytechnic, Just imagine parking infront of The Unilag girls hostels and offer a cheaper rate for manicure, pedicure and the rest
It's a mountain going ahead to meet Mohammed. Could literally drive and boost sales

A Local Skin Cleanser
Is autarky possible in Nigeria? Yes very possible, Benue alone could feed the entire Africa, We could mine and harness our resources properly..
I believe in the locally sourced, the sustainable and I think we could make a beauty cream and skin spot remover from the mixture of
coconut oil
she's butter.
aloe vera
caustic soda
vinegar

One part breaks open and exfoliate the other
blends and smoothens.

Thinking like an OG
Most people would rather spend money to study servitude profession like Doctors and nursing when they should be like a boss.
Why not study Public Health, do a Masters in it and proceed to open your own hospital at least primary health center in a village or community employ nurses s and have a Doctor on shift, You get to offer healthcare and offer sensitization on public health, and turn it into an NGO for better funding.

Education have become quite hard for the ordinary Nigerian to pay and
For students who find it hard to pay for tuition, Why not take advantage of the technical college by going there collecting the money that is to paid to them and using thr money to pay for Open University.

That way you get to have a theoretical and practical knowledge.
why can't you do both.
there no saying you couldn't do both so you have you get to use the payment Tinubu is slating for technical college to pay for open University and come out of school with both degrees. especially with courses like Engineering.

Sets and Location.
You can make your hobby the snapping and cataloging of certain places and location for shooting movies and show them to directors.
Oh this place looks like a place to shoot a robbery
This street in Lekki could serve as a street in London.

If your routine involves moving around, You could make a business off movies and the around.

Mentorship And Fellowship

You might start first with secondary school, Maybe as a teacher on the side you mentor young students on career and life choices. It is quite hard to have fulfilling and rewarding lives. It will take some time to profit off this but if you are persistent you should get support from the parents and the schools

A Buddhist shop
I must have written this before, but I can't help but restate the importance of having a shop dedicated to the sale of
beads
candles
at least printed Gohozon
frame.
relics and incense and sandalwood fragrance

Scent leaf and Aloe drink
A true cleanse and flusher especially for women.

University Farm
There's a business in organizing and maintaining a farm in every university. Every higher institution in the country the must provide some food for the nation. They cannot be sitting on that amount of land without providing some form of food production that ensure food security in the country.
That should be a form of land tax for using that much land for their institution. from potatoes, yam, corn or even chicken/egg production.
You could involve the student to work part time as a way of making money for their upkeep in school
With over 300 university in country providing us with at least 10 acres of land.

It will be your business to manage all, If the NUC buys the idea.

University Tour
There's a business in taking the SS3 students on an excursion to university to get them familiarized or not with the University environment, to get them prepared if that is the path they want to take, You just need to have an agreement with the school as regards cost, since it is a school environment, it's protected.
They get to see what's up what new, what the courses they are interested in, feel like and...
it will involves a bus, and some funds provided it's the circles around the same region for security purpose.

Solar UPS
The issue I have with the type of design of generators is there is no one pack singular battery only design with a charge a battery with a socket option geared towards sustainable energy for every home
It has to be designed like the UPS, Something that charges a battery for a later use.

it doesn't have to be an entire solar system.

Something that works for a bachelor with just a phone, clipper and a blender designed just like the UPS.

Knives
There are no shop that specializes on knives, Especially butcher's knives like they do in Shibuya.
Our butchers cut by chopping instead of slicing out, it's a whole education on how to handle sharpness
It is a funny business, but knives could be a specialization.

A Snack
A return of our snack culture is still good business, it shouldn't be just frankfurters.
We can have as snack of sweet meats of potato et.al and meat on a stick
Dice and fry cut bits on a stick, arranged in this order
potato
cheese
fish
dawake
meat
masa
plantain and
innards mixed in with onion pepper.

Fish sticks
Yeah, exactly that, We can have nice crusty like bread to be served as appetizers in restaurants of small crusty dough kneaded entirely on fish broth.
Something like a fishly chin chin, but bigger and softer with a lot fish mixed in.

Our pastry recipe could copy a lot from the Indian recipe who make cakes from semolina.
kormolas, soji and horse show biscuit can add variety to our pastry shops

Lessons From Prison
I am thinking of short program dedicated to playing recorded voice notes of prisoners who tell us about their experience, how they got there, why we should control our anger, greed, etc, what they have gone through and why we should eschew a life of crime.

Weekly- 30 minutes.

24 Hr Bar
Insomnia is the disease of comfort, Since the life of the average Nigerian became somewhat more comfortable, the toil that assure deep sleep is gone.
We drive to work, sit down in air conditioned offices and come back to sumptuous dinner.
The lack of exertion sometimes make sleep difficult.
If only there was a bar open 24 /7 where we could just go in the middle of the night, somewhere with nice music playing
I could just order a bottle of wine, and relax, call up a friend at work and have some chat .

What if, You could open a bar that runs 24/7
Not a hotel, just a bar/breakfast.

Cochlea Implant
Bring joy, hope and possibly a cure for our hearing impaired in society As you can be the first person to import cochlea implants and learn how to configure it to a phone microphone, just a small button phone the person can put in a breast pocket and this might finally be a solution for the hearing impaired.

Local Necessity Businesses
There is a business in targeting tomato and pepper waste, damaged in transit or by time, they could be collected, ground, boiled into a paste to be sold for those who would use them to cook

It can be boiled in it's sachet form with oil, so no need to freeze or better preserved in mason jar
there it can stay up to a year
get some nylon gloves, get two

Small cement mortar
You know the wooden time usually break, mostly from moisture and use, but if we could use the wooden design to make a cement and concrete base form of kitchen mortal, it would really sell well and perfect for grounding crayfish and pepper mix

Converting Moribund Plaza to office complexes
Some Plazas are just well located to be business hub, they are somewhat hidden, and might not generate some income. Why not convert them into office complex, Join two shops and attach a toilet inside and turn it into an office complex.

We could make our own local cigarettes and hand made tobacco, If we are serious, we sell Jedi and other forms of tobacco in nylon, the molder for cigarettes is not expensive, instead of importing, We can create our own local brand. Cigarettes is a billion naira industry.

Suicideboy:
Youtube should work for this

They might sue, image rights and all. You don't have the right to take any ones video without their permission and I'm guessing you mean to video them.
But if simply as recorded audio,You could just get a podcast or a Audio mack channel.
YouTube is heavy on data, If your focus is on audio as it should be. There are other channels.

Telegram seems the logical choice.

A Salad Shop
We might not really have a salad culture, but it could be cultivated, with a fridge, Take away plastic and choppers, you could start a strictly salad only shop.

Cabbage, Cucumber, carrot - ( C3 )
Beet, Cauliflower, green peas (BCG)
Kidney beans, Green beans, Irish potato (KGI)

for as low as 200 to 500 naira

With the different dressings in either sachet form. either mayonnaise or balsamic vinegar
You could also sell avocados on the side

Since we eat too much starch, workers might take home your salad as dinner and cultivate a healthy life.
Give extra on a weekly return of the plastic

The Pugilist
Why would anyone name a dish the pugilist, Well because it packs a punch.
Here's a business of a dish that can be sold in restaurants..
Diced little bits of roasted
plantain
cocoyam
potatoes
yam
to be sauteed in a stirred fried mix of
ponmo
fish
innards
peppered stew and vegetables (ugwu and utazi)

The cocoyam and plantain will make the food last longer in your stomachs, plus it could be sold with beans.

Be a innovative bricklayer and make a business of using cast and Crushed Slates could be for
fencing the house and as a sewer cover
Using some sand, and cement it could act concrete, You could get crushed slates for almost free


Locally Sewn children clothes
like the Kente being sold in the market, You could make simple children shirts and gowns from cheap materials (Teru, adire, plain material )to be sold around 5- 1k, to disabuse parents from buying second hand clothes for their children.
Spiritually it's wrong to wear what has been worn by another man, plus they last longer.

Retro games/Retro Devices
Run a vintage electronic device selling some of these old devices.
For now they are cheap even discarded in Alaba and others
from the
Game boy, Brick game, Psp to other devices like the
walkman
IPOd
portable cassette player
Android phones are too expensive, We could still have some of these for children since we can't all want them using phones so early

How to Live The Cheapest Life

No matter how hard the country gets, I keep thinking of ways to make it livable for the you and me, ordinary who must find a way to live besides it, who just want to live a simple life with our families

Here's how you could live a cheap life off saving 500 naira daily.
Get a piggy bank and keep 500 inside to be opened at the end of every month..

200 become 6k for buying a material of 4k (4yrds of Teru or plain material) for 2 shirts as a guy or 2 simple gown as a lady.

200 becomes 6k for buying a painter of beans to be ground and used for eating moi moi every day ( I believe moi moi and ugwu should be Nigerian staple diet, its nutritional benefits are immense)

100 becomes 3k for paying your electricity bills.

ceteris paribus you should live a simple life by doing night plan downloading movies on telegram channels, books that you will read and watch in your shop everyday, learning while literally minding your own business...

That is the cheapest free, the cheapest happy, to living besides Nigeria.

The Summit Ale
The ad would go something like (a very thick voice)
Have you heard about the very cold summit, where we have ale that is made from corn and millet, Have you a summit pure corn and ginger ale made from real corn and processed to perfection to make the finest brew
Summit Ale... simply the best.
(rewind)

I'm m talking about Jos burukutu, Yes that pure sleep assured cold burukutu that goes well with dog meat. Do you know that it could be bottled, added the slightest preservative and sold across Nigeria, it could be a brewing company
Your brewing company

to me and you it's Burukutu
to the world its.... Summit Ale ... ahh. You got it

Exhaust design
To buttress the idea of a battery powered/solar stove. This could revolutionize cooking and our energy consumption.
Now the exhaust pipe is tbr the hottest part of the motorcycle, now how can that be converted into a stove.
what makes the exhaust hot? the piston
So it is quite possible to make a small battery powered piston connected to a flattened exhaust pipe with side holes for the first solar powered stove and iron and it could be solar charged, battery powered.
there would be no pollution as the fluid powering the piston could be even be water instead of fuel
so with the battery the pistons pumps up steam that is contained in an aluminum or exhaust type panel that create tiny pockets of holes for the stream to pass out while it acts as a stove cooking our food, or better still a channel could be created for the heat to be passed out
Depends on the kind and size of the piston you put something small and portable shouldn't pose any danger.
And if your design is something good you have a wonderful business on your hands