₦airaland Forum

Combat Mode
Just like Iraq, and 9/11 did you also notice the recent sporadic increasing in kidnapping and bandits activities with the United States
Just Incase you don't know or if this doesnt show you the kind of county they are
The Us have their spies in the Nigerian government and religious and just like Bush war on Terror they can sponsor the latest terror attacks and push the Latest News narrative just so that they can have a cause to come and attack and destroy our progress.

don't let the us sponsored agents, especially those crazed elements in CAN who want the US to take over the country
Don't let the us enter your country

Begin a Combat More defense in every state s
security is lack of information
which involves
military outpost in every schools
Make use of the Nsdc and The Nigerian Peace corps with a daily reporting to the Police Commissioner and Head of JTF

This military outpost in very school saddled with radios and signal informing of any sighting and also checking visitors especially in boarding shoo

The use of flare guns by village farmers should be encouraged it isolate, an air raid signal should be kept in every community where at their sighting someone should wind the signal and alert everyone of the imminent danger.

A daily helicopter coverage for location and sightings

ransom negotiation for those that can pay.

Anonymous tips suggestions box and an open mail box should be provided by the security officials with no need for phone number or email so they can't be tracked
any and every formation is needed

Province and Census
This is very important especially in Borno, The state should be divided to security provinces with a weekly census, They are to count and know when and why a stranger have come into this community.

Any new face without valid reason or explantation should be arrested and questioned. and if it's for work or leisure, They are to be monitored and renew their staying license every week in the police station.
it will help minimize spies who gather information on community

Nnamdi kanu should take his case to the Hague
since he is not a member of the state the state has no right to imprison him.
Since a firstly Colonial government like Nigeria couldn't indoctrinate her legitimacy on the geographical location that hitherto existed to him, Justice should be a mere clown with a wig,
he has no right respecting The Nigerian Court nor shouldn't be be judged by it
The entire government is a sham, a pack of thieves and have no pontification whatsoever to exert adjudication to a case of secession.

Worst case scenario, let him plead insanity and just apply for medical asylum outside Nigeria and leave that place

what was he thinking ??

He's first and foremost a British citizen the worst that should happen is that he be extradited to the United kingdom where he is not a threat to their national security and can be put under house arrest or at least be with ankle monitor
Julian Assange did worse than that and today he's a free man.

it is only shameful to be imprisoning a mad man who pleads a just cause
he is in a moral desert, modern day John baptist like Nigel Farage who pleads for nationalism can be serious until he is linked with the physical evidence of threats to the government in question every other utterance are mere brag and indoctrination of which can run most fervid opppobriums not particular to him alone as he has like the Gumi and Zakzaky as counterparts

so a life imprisonment is rather preposterous and bear inklings of a more seated hatred and bigotry

simple

Get him out of there and take him to the United kingdom he has a family to return to

Marvel Meet/Comic Con
Now that school children are on holidays, you can organize a comic convention, Meet and greet for fans of the Marvel comics, animes and games
There should be Playstation, anime sharing, sell of clothes, mask, and other trinkets.

You get to sell drinks and snacks too
it could last for a week or two
You could rent the Gbagada stadium, Muson Center,... anywhere where safety is guaranteed.

should be fun

When Security Is Everyone's Business

Walkie Talkie and Flare Guns
These are the tools that would tackle banditry, Security agency in the local government need tonbe given a walkie talkie radio tonmradio in sight of bandits
While every farmers or Family man should be given a flare gun to signal to the police and army immediately they're sighted.

To help fast track their tracking and counter

Alcoholic Biscuits
Biscuits could be made with alcohol and fermented wine, Ut could be inform of crackers or cookies.
They can serve the fun-ction of certain high class social and religious gathering and ceremonies.

With a percentage written on the pack. Nice

Replacing Geisha
The Geisha mackerel in tomato sauce could be brought back since we have a lot of tomato and pepper that go to waste
We can use our own fish especially panla and shawa which could the broken bits and transit damaged, fillet and packaged in tin or we can go one step frith and make it sachet form for noodles, pasta, stew and students.

How to survive with a clothing of 6k, every month.
With just a daily savings of 200 naira daily
You can sew Teru or plain material 3 yards (3k) and rubber shoes with socks (3k)
(This Shoe has this Love Every Step of You/ ZEBRA 1725) written on it.

Once you tackle food and clothing, the rest is vanity upon vanity
So wearing these and eating moi moi, taking your time, toread and watching movies
You should be able to survive the next 6 years of foolishness slated for this country. So hang tight, we are in for the long haul

Now that you know the least build on the excess...

The WhatsApp Pay Phone (Grameen Whatsapp)

The area of using a call phone from a pay center is gone everyone has a phone but not everyone has a facetime.
You could go to a village and srt Uyo a WhatsApp cafe for people to use your WhatsApp and wifi to talk to each other for as low a 100 naias many don't have an android phone and the cost of transport to the village means some mother's don't get to see their grandchildren in the city. The cost of recharge card make it quite obsolete to even make calls
But with data and Whatsapp, You can charge by the hour and it almost feel like a social services but it could help to know that by using Whatsapp number they can call for as long as they what and even facetime

An Unlimited WhatsApp data and a good android phone and stand is all you need in a cubicle. keep it civil you'd say.
and help connect families.

Mall/Supermarket Radio

Every Supermarket have a radio or at least an intercom, It could turned into a community radio for community specific announcement.hqve a mast behind and become the community with just enough bandwidth and coverage spanning the community announcing it's peculiarity
It can also promote your sale and the sale offers of other business, it couldn't be profit oriented But you can make money for advert and announcement for birthdays and burials.

Selling Of Hard Drives

I must have written this before but with the price of things in the market you can take charge of the storage market to buy the naked 500 gb hd and 512 sata hard drives and buy a hard drive casing original Wd essential not that Chinese own, couple it to a cheaper hard disk and sell it on jumia..

Or run a shop where you can load movie inside too

Cheap Scientific Calculators
Since we don't know what to do with our Computer and laptop scraps, The plastic could be pelleted and melted to make a state sponsored disbursement of calculators in secondary school.
These materials are just there, they are hard to burn, and could be easily repurposed.

Chinese, Minimalist art and Calligraphy
For offices and banks, Those who sell framed photos can invest in Chinese art and calligraphy as they are quite interesting easy to download and fit the office setting, Some of your frame photos are not downloaded in the right quality There a lot of those minimal and beautiful paintings.

All Textbooks In One
As Education keeps changing one couldn't track the quality of textbooks being used today, I for one prefer the Intensive English textbook as the best textbook for teaching English
Create an App that has all these textbooks as they are becoming moribund,
Meet the publishers so that we have them digitized and kept for better study for both students teacher and Curriculum Planners

English textbook: Intensive, Comprehensive Essential, Project etc
essential Government, Essential Agriculture, Round Up etc

Ready Hot Water
You wouldn't think there is a business in hot water but the Northerners have proven that there is indeed one, Especially if you can add tea to it.
Universities
Schools
Proximity to office Building
Banks
Secretariat
Bus Parks
teem with the early risers who don't sometimes have time to make a hot drink in the morning, But they might carry their flasks

You can provide a very neat and clean place for dispensing hot water, You will need to invest in a dispenser, Big Kettle, A Charcoal Stove, Airpot
And you can add varieties of hot water of
Dried ginger infused
lemon and lime
clove etc.

Both day and night.... one just have to be careful though

Bands and Amulets
You can bring back the use of brass and copper to make rings, This wonderful industry was the backbone of the Nupe Community and could be reinvigorated
You can source for and make rings, bracelets and necklaces that uses stones like quartz, jade, emerald and obsidian which can all be locally sourced for bands and amulets

The Face Museum
Run an Ai collection of the human faces for a museum of people faces and become the go-to place for Directors to get specific actors that look like the characters they want to portray.
It involves running a whole lot website and all. but could be valuable in studies, anthropology and ancestry


Number Specific Sunglasses
I Know of -8(myopia) who can't walk on the sun and a -4 lens that can't drive at night because of the glare of other cars headlights.
Yellow tint and brown tinted specific sunglasses will help many like that out there.
If you have the money to import you can also for sell ultra thin lens by running a purchase website

Bottle Chandeliers
This requires ones ingenuity and innovations as the bottle of wine we throw away can be opened at the bottom, and with a bulb at the top can become a form of bottled chandelier That can be sold cheap for houses and Cool spots

Website for Sex offenders:
Run a state sponsored website for known sex offender, it becomes Necessary with the prevelance of sex predators, Let us know who we are employing or allowing into our lives.

Book Cafe
You can run a book cafe of books, coffee, dates and doughnut which can serve as meeting place for writers, a book club and weekly poetry recital and competition

The Tailor's checkbook
It could later be made into an app, However for now as a tailor you could create a checkbook fir your customers, Not every one can pay for cloth on the ready immediately.
Some can pay you 1k or 2k every week

Get their measurements, take photos of the latest design and sew on the go

As long as they don't default on payment, you can get materials and sew it ahead for them, they can pay in installments
Old clothes could be reworked or resold or finally trashed with the less privileged

Takes a whole stress off your hands

Framing Chinese Calligraphy & Art
I must have written this before but Chinese and Japanese Calligraphy and minimalist art are easy to download and they can be sold as picture art for offices and banks

Fragrance
You can be shop that specializes in only fragrance From the different types of incense champaka wood fragrance from India, and Essential oils

The Trimmer
The resin of Garlic and ginger could be made into a pill for burning stomach fat

Powdered Herbicide
For houses, companies and roads made of of interlocking stones with those tiny spaces where weed tend to grow
You can make a powdered herbicide of dried corn hub , Borax and salt
Something that is: pour it there and let it do it's work

Parks Under Powerlines
Demolishions trail the remove order of houses and shop under powerline, A state or local government park, could be a solution and generate income,
As the building of parks under power lines
for relaxation and ensure no shops or house can ever be erected there

Training Camp
With an acre you can write to different schools about your Boy scouts camp which can also serve as camp for training the
girls guide and
man o war
arrange the challenges and ensure safety during training and who knows your camp might be requested by The Red cross and other para military for annual exercises.

Making Of Flakes
We have lot of cereals which could be mixed, and made into nice breakfast meals.
But we can go on step further to turn them into flakes that can be packaged, sold and even exported.
All we need is to use water, and some preservatives to pelletize them.
We can therefore make the
Tom Brown Flakes
Kunnu Flakes
Rice flakes
Add some dried fruit inside and just milk we have ready breakfast for children.

Online Hide And Seek
In a bid to tackle boredom, I remembered what Pokemon go was like in hey days of Vine, ans thought of an online game of hide and seek,
The person will give you clues and their location will power on for a while and and switch off again
And you had to search for the person and meet them. Funny thing is they could flat out deny it even when you have caught them.
Interesting.

Liquid Starch
It's just cold water starch and Distilled Water,
We can have our own EASEON o, or something better.

introducing Whatsapp meets Tinder Where an anonymous with correct details on Zodiac sign, music and movies preference can be sent voice note or called, Incase you were looking for someone random to talk to
It's a good app for making new friends
is the Whinder

A Museum of the old Traditional House, Something that preserve and studies the old style and vernacular architecture.
From Mbari Houses, Tiv Huts, and Nupe Thatch houses.
You could also take time to create the interior the same with old clay pots, elevated floor bed and old wooden windows.

The Stone Stove
I keep thinking of how to perfect cooking to use less energy,
And i thought of how certain stones are heat conductors. Hard igneous stones could be carved and a hole could be drilled into them where an iron could be placed that ks connected to a electricity and heated up to make a very fast stove, replicating the heater function.
it could also consume less energy and be rigged solar.

Cheap Fish Feed
Cow blood and feces could be pelleted into fish feed with the grounded peel of potatoes for a wild highly nutritious cat fish farming

so head over to the abbatoir and get some of that we don't need this

Competitions
Engage the human experiences in creating fun competitions from
Beard competition
Sating competition
Fashion Design competition
Dancing competition etc.


State Counselling
counseling shouldn't be the right of religious leaders
state and Local government Counselor's Office for girls should be created, somewhere safe they can turn to before they end up in certain bad life decisions

Aphro Biscuit
Make a very nice, aphrodisiac biscuit of mixing grounded
date
groundnut.
flour and banana milk in vanilla and chocolate flavor.

Wifi Antenna
The Go Tv antenna is the easiest antenna to connect it works anywhere and is quite strong, Why cant they make a Go Tv app for Android phone and using the Phone's wifi and a portable attachable antenna to make sport viewing easy on the mobile phone
A lot of Nigerians will subscribe to a Bachelor's Plan of sport subscription which covers the supersport Channel and Aljazeera for 2k per month

Cocoyam And Cassava Pasta
A lot of our local flour can be repurposed into pasta
from Wheat, cocoyam flour, and cassava flour.
They will be healthy alternative to what's out there.

coconut cream fried rice spice
coconut milk with dried spices of cucumber and lettuce and carrot to make the tastiest rice


Notes in schools.
Even today you still find student copying notes directly from Textbooks especially in Government schools We can do away with this meaningless busywork ands archaic practice or clerkship education
To save the cost of buying note books.
Every school need to print out a notebook of the different subject in a term and make sure that's the different subject have their notes already printed and handed out to the student, to be used in other students of lower class in tandem.
The only note the student are buying are just a big note for jotting and explanation.
No need to be copying and copying over again.

Meet A state education board to make that happen

Anonymous Mail Box
Seun has the opportunity of really making an anonymous mailing system that isn't linked to any google account.
just like Nairaland the username and password becomes it's own account
no phone number
no google account

People can log in with username and send each other end to end messages that can't be linked to any account whatsoever.
Takes internet anonymity to a better level.

He also has the opportunity of turning Nairaland into a search engine, There are troves of information in this site, it's high time he index and arrange post according to relevance for sEo and become Nigeria's google

You can beat him to it

Seasoning Cubes
It's quite easy to make and invest in the production of seasoning cubes or brining back the liquid form.
One could try new sauces and stocks
oregano flavor
garlic and turmeric
chicken goat pork
goat meat
beef
fish
pommo (cowhide) flavour
bush meat

Old Pictures/ Videos museum

Collect old photos from people and keep it a a collage that can then become a museum or scanning it and showcasing some of in a slide show,
Since they are going away, Make a PSA of old birthday, wedding and burials VHS and preserve some of our history.

Tent camping
You need an acre of rather well cultivated tree garden for people to camp with tent alone

Tea In Bottled Form
jasmine tea, oolong , black tea, Cranberry can all be sold in bottle.
Just boil, allow it cool and package it.

A Center for History and Strategic studies
Historians rarely work in their field, Many are unemployed but you can employ their vast knowledge and reading ability to create a x
Center for History Analysing history making thesis and Publishing ournals

Using the AP archives and reading other History books, One can become an authority in the study
of History in the schools and with right application of funds, Do research and carry out archaeological studies.

Trustfund
Help create a trust fund for Organizations, Churches and the Mosques where people can borrow and return money
that can handle burials and emergencies and
it will help that the members are protected financially can run to his place of worship in any case of emergency and find some help in hospital bills.
instead of Borrowing from a third party m
people's can pay back small small

Selling of a Health juice
of Scour Ugwu, orange and lime
could rival the ones out there

Adding to the Menu

Moi moi with a mix of plantain and cheese in peppered stew

Roasted potatoes with pepper and onions and jasmine tea


With the use of overripe plantains, We can go into a serious commercialization of dodo ikire
Selling it in packs, preserved with honey.

Temples in Higher Institutions
An Approval by the NUC should allow for the creation of Buddhist and Hindu Temples in the university,
As the temple is a place of quiet and reflection, There will be noise pollution.
Somewhere secluded will do, We exist and implore the foster of Buddhist fellowship in colleges

Virtual City
Here's an interesting app, Using the Google Maps you can create an app that allows you to be anywhere anywhere on the world using the point of view camera where the screen is your eyes, with transparent arrows for up, down and sideways,
You can just double tap and have it waking while listening to music.
It's a relaxing way to lull oneself to sleep if you don't feel like seeing a movie
You could also add
virtual driving which view from a driver seat and listening to music inside your house.
Even for flying and rail,

It's the whole world in your hands

Online Suggestions Box

Every company should have an online suggestions box for complaints and ideas, Even government. MDAs, Get in touch with them and help run that.

Children Olympics
We are at the midterm break and also during the holidays, We have empty stadiums and bored children.
We can organize a small sport festival, taking time now to sieve out those that can really represent us in sports, They mustn't all go though the university
If your state government can buy into the idea.

A local Rugby league and Cricket league

You can organize and use a singular field or
oval field
You can select players that would make the teams by local governments or by Feeders off Electric Injection Stations to get more range
eg. Igando Versus Shangisha etc
Starting first with a generic jersey of green black or white so you don't spend on jersey
and let them play on weekends only
you might become the Nation's sieve for the best to represent us in national competitions.