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Fourwinds:
this Kimbra eeemmmhh nawa....u don't taste dem wella....

pls dont judge anybody..

you are nobody's God..

live and let live

Lewaluv:
I am being serious. It hurts me so much if the dick hit my cervix.

jeeesu... never a dull moment on nairaland..

atleast I appreciate ur sincerity and making me fell worthless with my long And tin johnny bravo

NemzySeries:
sum babes b like "30 inches for d akant oooooooo"

Chai chai chai... na only u waka come?


No use laff kill me ooo abeg..

djacob:
Bring back our original nairaland and not this Dick and pussy story everyday

are you not in the Romance section? What are you doing in this section if u dont want dick and pussy story..

pretenders do the worst.. mtcheeeeewwwww!.

be Pretending as if you are not enjoying it

Lewaluv:
If i had a choice between long and thin and short and thick..... I would choose short and thick always. It hurts the most.

are you kidding me or you are serious?

I used to think the long and tin one is the one that penetrates real deep and touches that main the main kokolet deep inside the other world activating cloud 9..

getting you to the 9th heaven. They say the long and tin is the one that touches the clitoris very well..


I just heard ni oooo. I dont know ooo.. i am not yet spoilt ooo. I will never loose my innocence, im keeping it intact.

thesuave10:
And she said she doesn't like dick conversations. Yet she has studied dick physics

wait is it on some other thread she said to you she doesnt like dick conversation or it is on this same thread or you just deduced it yourself or something.

I want to be clear im getting somthing right.

cos I have searched the whole of this present thread and I have not seen where she mentioned she doesnt like dick conversation...

[quote author=newyorks post=56906700][/quote]wise words of an elder. Boss! I hail ooo.

Islie:
A Gathering Of Disgusting Reprobates: Soyinka Says Dino Melaye’s Book Launch Is A Slap On Faces Of Nigerians





https://www.thecable.ng/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Soyinka-Sowore-653x365.jpg

http://saharareporters.com/2017/05/26/gathering-disgusting-reprobates-soyinka-says-dino-melaye’s-book-launch-slap-faces

nothing but the gosple bitter truth.. weldon prof.

faseblex:
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stunning.....


https://www.instagram.com/p/BUjWLZNjvmX/?hl=en

2nd hand material.

who will buy a used thing?

na ochara tear rubber i want jare make tonto go rest or make them kuku will her to Seun

what of olumo-rock in Abeokuta ogun state.. people dont too know it oo

newyorks:
hahahahahaha it may interest u to know that i just had sex with one of my pretty.

yeparipa... jeeesssuuuu kristi..

nawa ooo..

meanwhile me dey roast for here dey find good girl where there is none..


*in jay-z's voice*
It is difficult for bad girls to turn good.

but when a good girl turns bad , she is gone forever.

Good girls gone bad, the city's filled with them.




only the good lord now is gon save us from this ravaged world..

hope u feel my pain bro.. teach me, im loyal boss

Peeves:
I won't get off my high horse for any unfortunate kimbra to ride on

Kindly step aside.

step aside on my own thread..

someone must be kidding me..

ok, go kimbra house go find her make u go beat her naaa.


shebi na only woman you sabi fight..

them they tell you now you no wan listen until e clear for your eye..

newyorks:
promise her heaven and earth she will snub u if u get finger battery dick.

you don tey for the game as i dey see you so oooo!


please teach me. i am willing to learn.

all these girls are never real.

newyorks:
hw to know if u have average dick: after 1st eccounter with a bae she will come next time.

professor of dickocology.. i hail ooo prof

Peeves:
Mrs seen-it-all, Mrs Never-go-wrong. I see how useful your endless, sinking and stinking pússy has been. It has really messed up your mindset plus your facials.

Why haven't you asked yourself why anyone (be it the Witless slyone) would waste their time trying to sex chat with you as ugly and horrible as you look?

The truth is you reek of cheapness my dear, no one cares if they lose you while trying to get you to be their bítch, go check every fine lady on NL, they get PMs from these same fúckboys but guess what's different? They respect them, become sweet to them and create a proper facade unlike they do to you. That means you aren't worth any sweat or stress.

I hope you get that into your brain the next time you try to rant on here about another dummy who's attracted to a fellow dummy (you).

cut the crap @Peeves and be a gentle man..


what has lead to all these gilberish nonsense you are spewing all by yourself?

come on man! get off your high horse.

kimbra:
Does that one look like a conversation one should enjoy?.

Making him feel miserable is my goal.

come on mehn! thats not fair..

why make someone misrable when the weekend is just about to kick start?


dont spoil the whole weekend for him na, pls abeg.

just free am.

na beg i dey beg

thesuave10:
And she said she doesn't like dick conversations. Yet she has studied dick physics

dick physics you said or dick dynamics..


dicknymics for short

Peeves:
Shut up your uncouth, dirty pithole of a mouth. What do you know about the usage of a D!ck? Do you've one? Or are you that vast with d!cks?

pls be polite and dont be rude..


no fighting on my own thread ooo..


unless lalasticlala is just a ping away..


i would soon start writing names of noise makers sef..

kimbra:
If you don't have a gf, you have a choice to visit a brothel.

Have a nice day.

thanks love.. i only wanted to pass thru the back door to ask if you were available.. pls dear?

ojukwu is dead but my manhood lives on starving..

hope u understand.. *in patience Jonathans voice*

adetoroamos:
truth no be by size ooo, even smaller size can shift womb

jesu.....


pls dont corrupt me abeg ooo..


i am just a minor and dont know what you are talking about..


can you please expansiate and shed a little more light for clarity sake plssssss..

kimbra:
People wey dey brag over things, them no dey get am, anyway. It's about how it's used. A big stuff without proper usage is as good as nothing.

true to you and well said thooo..


my own is just modrate sha and hasnt worked of late..

it really needs to be serviced..


i dont know if you can recommend any mechanic workshop where i can go for regular maintainance

Afonjashapmouth:
how jamb you dey use NL cure the sadness bah

im just in SS 1 oo.. i havent written JAMB just yet oooo!

i heard they caught you spying at your centre..

what are you teaching us behind you..

when i write my own JAMB, i wont spy no one like you

Afonjashapmouth:
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from that point downward person go know say you truly escaped from the mental ward.

i am so happy the thing pained you into your bone marrow..

pele dear..

someone can not play with you..

is that how you use to do?

awon eniyan scoby-doo


afonjashapmouth and na long mouth abi na which one sef?

olodo.

danielicon:
get involved

so na for this thread you see to come advertise abiii..


let me go and report you to lalasticlala or Seun himself..


shebi omo alaigboron lo fe ya abi?


you will surly hear from me

kimbra:
No be by size. She should go and rest!.

kimbra, leave story ooo..

size does the magic atimes ooo..

why do you think DBanj was always always bragging about the Koko?

i got this from an archive, it cracked me up again and again and i thought to share it just for laughs.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJfDLrOIq0c

dingbang:
They will come and say 20inches

i trust nairaland ladies.. them no get chill pill ra ra at all..

make them sha no bash me join..

Afonjashapmouth:
u dey admission befor?? after Davido don send am go school u dey here dey back date

are you serious say Davido don send am go school? me no know ooo.

thats real Nice from Omo baba olowo himself, i too believe the guy government..


so why you come carry be afonja mouthpiece na?

davido mouth piece.. na only people mouth piece you come do for this life?

you no go talk your own make people hear you, know you and make others do mouthpiece for you sef?

nothing we no go see for this nairaland ooooo.. Mr AfonjaMouthpiece, i hail oo

This lady here says she likes the long and tin type.

how about you?

only honest answers are appreciated...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQdqt2g5zEM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsmqjC0N_dQ

I so dislike the tiwa savage girl ehnnn

Gistpeeps:
https://cdn1.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Kachikwu-ibe-620x400.jpg
The Minister of State for Petroluem, Ibe Kachikwu on Monday disclosed that President Muhammadu Buhari has been holding meetings with top government functionaries and playing some roles despite being on medical vacation in London.

Featuring on BBC Hard Talk, Kachikwu said Buhari was still capable of issuing policies and approving projects when necessary.


According to Kachikwu, the President’s health makes little or no difference in running his administration.

“Yes, he is in London. He is undergoing hospital treatment, (but) I don’t know the details of that and I obviously wouldn’t know.

“But let me say this, he returned from his first trip in London, even though the doctors advised him to have some rest.


“He’s back to London and he has continued some levels of meetings and has been able to play some roles.

“He has a very efficient Vice-President who is sitting in for him in his absence. It really hasn’t made much of a difference.”

Responding to a question on what is wrong with Buhari, Kachikwu said, “I don’t know. But let’s face it; who in the world goes around giving to everybody what their medical statuses are?



“The doctors have got to be able to release something official and he’s working through it. It has not become a major problem.

“Well, we’ve heard rumours in Nigeria about sick presidents off and on, most of them sometimes not quite correct. Will he be able to lead Nigeria?

“I think looking at the sort of conversations I had with him when he came back, he was strong enough to do his work, struggled a bit in terms of trying to fully recover.

“Nobody plans on illness, it happens. He has an efficient number two man; the system works, that’s the whole essence of democracy.

“He’s on top of his abilities to be able to issue policies and to be able to approve what he needs to be approved.”

This is coming at a time when a British politician and former military officer, Eric Stuart Joyce insisted that Buhari is dead.


Also, Kachikwu had threatened to resign as Minister, should Nigeria continue to import fuel by 2019.
http://www.gistpeeps.com/2017/05/buhari-still-working-having-meetings-in.html

na thunder go fire that british politician..