₦airaland Forum

fortunekaura:
on getting to my office this morning i found this black and hairy scorpion. How it got in i dont know.. Rumour has it that if you got stung by this tormentor, sucking an old womans breaxt is the only remedy. Dont know how true that is.
Thank God i got it first..

sha thank God your village witches haven't yet caught you...

investnow2013:
This is Biafran wedding between eng. Nnabuife Paul and Chukwu Chinyere, which took place on 27th may 2017 @ St. Paul's catholic church, Awk. Enugu state in Biafra land.

very ugly wedding to say the least..

disgusting bunch

I figured the day is far gone and you might just be needing something to relax to at the office or at work or just something a little melodious to calm your nerves..

sit back, relax and enjoy this awesome presentation by the "No Limit Youth Chapel Members".. House on the Rock, The Refuge..


if it doesn't waoow you, i bet nothing else would..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j0ZI9prQjM

madridguy:
Trump should ignore the satanic woman and move on with his government.

or the satanic trump should lower his arrogance and listen to God sent Hilary clinton..

Mtcheeeww.. awon #Covfefe gang

jesusson22:
Actress and mother of one, Tonto Dikeh is all shades of beauty in these photo sessions with BrookMatrix.

See more photos below... 

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/06/tonto-dikeh-all-smiles-in-new-portraits.html?m=1


Cc: Lalasticlala

i dont know why seun osewa hasnt helped this girl just yet since people are carrying rumours that he likes her...


no be me talk am ooo. for for nairaland i hear say wonsowipe them talk say person shoot bird the mama fly..

AloyalNigerian:
Thanks.

you are welcome man.. anyday

PapiNigga:
The wedding night is like taking forever to surface for Olawale as he got too impatient with his fiancee's behind in these lovely pre-wedding photos.

Photo Credit: Illuminance Photography

See more below...

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/05/man-gets-playful-with-his-fiancee.html?m=1

nothing even dey the back side sef.. mtcheeewww

if hin like make hin play with bone, na hin sabi..

WotzupNG:
Apostle Johnson Suleman of Omega Fire Ministries was spotted at a London Church where he was made to look Majestic on a chair fit for only kings. As usual, his shoes never let me leave without dropping a comment on them cos they are always lit. Check out the way his Versace shoes match his blazers. I think he died it.


http://wotzup.ng/apostle-johnson-suleman-looks-majestic-in-london-church-pictures/

If you ask my opinion, I think at every point in life after jesus turned 18 years of age, he lived all of the Rest of his life at the edge of Glory.
Lets face it, Jesus eventually died at age 33, revese 33 to 18, that is say 15 years, so all of Jesus active ministry didnt span over 15 years atleast all that was written about him, his wonders and his exploits.
That is to say Jesus lived everyday at the Edge of Glory.
He lived everyday of his life ready to die.
Lets face it, that is what it is.

Jesus provoked and challenged his immediate environment, he attacked the scribes and the saducees and pharisee and senate and National assembly and all authority to set situations aright at the time.

Jesus lived all his life, people were wanting to kill him and he had known he would eventually die, so that made jesus live at the Egde of Glory.

What does it mean to me to live at the edge of Glory.
It means taking your cross and walking the way.
Jesus never had anything, it was written that the son of man had no place to lay his head. Jesus didnt own a property, he didnt own a house, Jesus didnt own a car, he only used a car once when they brought a donkey to carry him and it was a Brand New Mecedez but they didnt mention if it was Jesus that owned the Donkey, I guess the donkey didnt belong to Jesus! But the car company found him worthy of using it or marketting and advertising their brand or propably found him worthy of being their brand Ambassador.

Jesus didnt own nothing and knew his ultimate calling was to die and endure the cross and hence Lived all his life at the Edge of Glory ready to die at any moment.

All these modern day men of god are not ready to die for the people, they own mansions, they own villas they own real estates, they own porsche cars Mclarens Benz Porsche and Ferraries and even private jets they got them all making them God of men instead of Men of God.

They have used the name of God to impoverish the people and enrich themselves. Truly God is Merciful.

If and when I eventually die, I want it to be said and written about me as the
African Philosopher who lived exactly like Jesus to the best of his ability in his own century in a Time Not all people that calls themselves Christians didnt even have the slightest idea what it is to be Christ-like.

You can never be like christ because you are human, no holy spirit nowhere is ever going to inspire or empower you to be like christ cos we are all human and human is what we would all be and human is what we would all remain, even the so called men of God are mere mortals.

People must be very careful of all these antics and gimmicks to impoverish and enslave them thinking they are being emancitipated and empowered.

OMA..

LubeyNaijaBlog:
After 35 years of marriage with four children and four grandchildren, former secondary school teacher, Mr Kolawole and his evergreen wife got their dreamed destination photo session in Canada... courtesy of their photographer son, Jide Kola.

In their son Jide’s words, he said;

“KOK and his sweetheart had the destination prewedding session they never had.”

We present #BollyKolly82

Photo Credit: Jide Kola Photography

http://www.lubeynaija.com/2017/05/after-35-years-of-marriage-nigerian.html?m=1

Nawa ooo. Baba and Mama no wan gree..

35 Years.. Jeeesssuuuusssss!..

no be small matter oo..

whatever makes you happy, pls just do it.

JamieBlog:
Nollywood Actress, Mercy Aigbe's daughter, Michelle, in a short interview with Broadway TV speaks about being a celebrity’s child, having her own brand and how people leave harsh comments about her mom on her page.


NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/05/mercy-aigbes-daughter-speaks-on-cyber.html

WATCH BELOW:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czbZ5jeFj3o

cyber bullying is beginning to take a new dimension and it is taking its toll on humanity.

AloyalNigerian:
Someone should please watch and narrate. I'm managing the little I have.

God will provide sha..


ok. the narration..

this adult fully grown man is got a puppy and then he holds the puppy in chain and sits on a chair and dozess off, like sleeping in a sitting position so comfortably and fast as sleep he forgot himself the puppy got all mushy sucking the man mouth to mouth not just kissing but sucking and still the man still didint wake up..

i was lead to wonder if that was sleep or he was half dead...

disgusting, irritating and funny and the same time all trio..

now you get right?

Data prices are falling sha. hopefully people would use data as freely as they want without thinking managing MB.. Amen

Nbote:
Those ppl can carry load for shoulder ehn.... Yam and firewood predominantly

you too sabi them..

different strokes for different folks i guess

Ekakamba:

i couldn't laff alone oo.. i just had to share it.

who in the world sleeps this deep?

even if sleep is the cousin of death, please don't die quick..




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQaQfB5F9ZU

LivingHuman:
As part of activities to mark Democracy Day in Kogi State, the Governor, Alhaji Yahaya Adoza Bello demonstrated his usual act of generosity to the good people of the state, by commissioning and distributing his face-branded bags of rice, alongside N1,000, to Kogi residents.

The excited beneficiaries trooped out in large numbers to appreciate the kind gesture of Governor Bello for making them feel the impact of Democracy Day celebration for the very first time.

Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/05/governor-yahaya-bello-empowers-kogi.html

bag of rice is better than wheel-barrow sha if you ask my opinion..

when the people finish eating the rice, they use the sact to decorate their living room in memory of Honourable Yahaya Bello..

i wonder how these people think sef..

who Nigeria Offend when them curse us with leadership crisis like this...?

this is a culture and tradition to the Gbagi indigenous people of Abuja, North Cantral Nigeria.

this is how they store their wealth too i suppose..

altho i think it is tant amount to deforestation and should be frowned at, but it is their way of life..



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od7pj-XkT9E




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRHaCMnCV2Q




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQXPzW1M-TE

iaamxavier:
This is yobe state

Let's work on tourism in nigeria we have lots of potentials
artist could use here to shoot videos even models
We can have a skydiving facility there and improve tourism

unfortunately we are blessed with every other thing but no leaders.

no people with foresight. no people with vision.

check out this video and understand what i am talking..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab3urJdckcU

RevolverOcelot:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/covfefe-trends-on-social-media-after-trump-shares-unfinished-tweet-with-typo/ar-BBBIeol?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

 
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288

covefe.

same shit everyday different toilet..

no to Donald trump...

impeach him..

TunezMedia:
The popular disc jockey and daughter to Oil Billionaire Femi Otedola, has moved out of her old apartment to a new one on Knightsbridge.

Cuppy whose real name is Ifeoluwa Otedola shared her last moments and movements from her old crib to the new including a brief footage of her endless rack of exotic shoes, well stacked in her new room.

See more shots below...

http://tunezmedia..com.ng/2017/05/cuppy-shows-off-her-huge-shoe-closet-in.html

i don't know why i just don't like this girl no matter how hard she tries.. God forgive me sha

specter:
Privatized Power Companies in Nigeria and Their Owners

Here's a list of privatized power companies in Nigeria and their owners. Most of the top drivers of the private companies have numerous friends and family members in politics. Others were not in power sector business investments earlier but got expatriates as technical partners.

Geregu I Generating Company

Forte Oil's Chief Femi Otedola is Chairman of Amperion Ltd, the core investor of the firm. It planned to make a 50 per cent increase in the short to medium term to generate 600mw. Three years after, it hardly generates 400mw due to poor gas supply and other issues.

Transcorp Ughelli GenCo

Chairman of Transcorp/Woodrock Consortium, Mr Tony Elumelu acquired the 972mw capacity Ughelli Power firm at $300million. It's last generation output was around 340mw.

Kainji/Jebba Hydro GenCo

Owned by Niger state's Col. Sani Bello (Rtd), the frontier of Mainstream Energy Solutions. The former military administrator of Kano state got the GenCo for $170m. It has Russian partner, RusHydro to acquire the plant. The firm recently said it overhauled two turbines but it produces a combined energy of about 735mw and has a 826mw capacity.

Shiroro GenCo

The Niger State Government is one of the owners of this plant which was gotten for $111.7million. Other partners are XS Energy Ltd, BP Investment Ltd, Urbamn Shelter Ltd, Road Nigeria Plc, China International Water Electric and China Three Gorges Corporation. They promised turbines overhaul and expansion, so far, it generates 179mw from its 300mw capacity since the takeover.

Egbin GenCo

Tope Sonubi and Tonye Cole of Sahara Energy Resource Nigeria is the local partner to the NEDC/Korea Electric Power Company (KEPCO). The $407m plant was to be revamped to generate 1,000mw. Currently it has 660mw capacity and has been producing only 171mw.

Abuja DisCo

Owned by Ambassador Shehu Malami alongise Copperbelt Energy Corporation (CEC) Plc, Xerxes Global Investments of Malami. The firm said it has spent over N40bn in improving the network, metering and the billing system since it took over in 2013.

Kano DisCo

This firm is owned by Sahelian Power (SPV) Limited and managed by Dr. Jamil I. Gwamna. It deployed 73,000 meters in 2016 and said it had improved its networks but customers complain about high estimated billing and poor electricity supply.

Benin DisCo

Victor Gbolade Osibodu has Virgeo Power Ltd which acquired Benin DisCo. Former Managing Director of Union Bank and wife, Mrs Funke Osibodu manages it. So far it has had the highest customer metering record among the DisCos.

Eko DisCo

Mr Charles Momoh is Chairman of the West Power and Gas which acquired the DisCo for $135m and Dr Tunji Olowolafe, and Mr Ernest Orji are fronting for it. It promised to spend $257m to revamp it. It is unclear if half of that investment has been made in less than two years to the timeline, though it has the highest number of industrial customers in the country.

Ikeja DisCo

The KEPCO/NEDC Consortium acquired this for $134.75, making it the only investor firm to have a stake in both the generation and distribution sections.

Ibadan and Yola DisCos

Former Head of State, Gen. Abdulsalam Abubakar and Chairman of Integrated Energy Distribution and Marketing Company acquired both firms for $160million.

It however declared a force majeure on Yola DisCo due to insurgency since 2014 which has been left in the hands of the government. Ibadan DisCo has the highest number of customers but still grapples with consistent epileptic supply, and poor metering. Same goes for Yola DisCo.

Kaduna Electric

Ex NCC Commissioner, Alhaji Yusuf Hamisu Abubakar is the Managing Director of the Sahelian Power SPV that acquired the Kano Disco for $102m. He was also a one-time Executive Secretary of the Petroleum Development Trust Fund (PTDF). The firm is saddled with poor power supply and slow metering.

Enugu DisCo

Sir Emeka Offor is Chairman of Interstate Electrics that got Enugu DisCo for $106.4m. He is also chairman of Chrome Energy Ltd majoring in oil and gas services, telecommunications and logistics. This firm can't meet up with the 75% payment deadline and was earlier recommended by BPE for a disqualification.

It supplies electricity to five eastern states and there are abundant complaints of high billings, poor supply and poor metering services.

Jos DisCo

Alhaji Mahmud Yayale Ahmed is the Chairman of Jos DisCo.

Port Harcourt DisCo

Governments of Bayelsa, Rivers, Cross River and Akwa Ibom state formed the 4Power Consortium which eventually acquired the Port Harcourt Disco

Source: https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/list-privatized-power-companies-in-nigeria-and-their-owners.239210/#post-277663

Na dem dem.. God go help us to join them ooo..

after all, if you cant beat them you join them..

make them wait. i go soon buy everything from their hand.

Stinson007:
Okechukwu Nnodim, Abuja

The Federal Government on Tuesday charged property developers to reduce their rents and the value of properties in consideration of the economic hardship across the country.

According to the government, the values of properties and rents in other nations of the world are falling as a result of the global economic slowdown being experienced.

Speaking at the inauguration of board members of the Estate Surveyors and Valuers Registration Board of Nigeria in Abuja, the Minister of Power, Works and Housing, Babatunde Fashola, said many houses in Nigeria were empty while a lot of people lacked accommodation.

He said, “For me, I think the most important message I’ll like to share at this inauguration is to pose the question on whether the current land valuation system and values are consistent with the reality of our economy. You as experts must answer that question because we have a very challenging economy.


http://punchng.com/reduce-your-rents-fg-tells-landlords/

very true ooo..

i couldn't laugh alone, so i decided to share to have you watch and be the judge for yourself..


how on Gods made earth did this happen?


https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=1bcbLeYQ-iQ

#SaiBuhari walahi

Right step in the right direction..

even in sickness, the man is working..

Baba Buhari you are too much.

#SaiBaba

jerryunit48:
Believe this at your own peril

PDP e-Rat. Wont you guys ever give up?

No room to even test weda or not it will fail or work, you just pronounce it dead on arrival..

ok. Good and ressurect your dead Goodluck jonathan from his dead othuoke to come and bring his own housing policy that would work na.. olodo

Fourwinds:
na ur mother u dey refer to ....how can u just tell me I was judging someone ...u dey my mind

look. You just cant come talk crap on a thread I am directly in charge of. Ok. So go get a life.

Fourwinds:
park well my friend... Who told u im judging her... I will prefer to flow with such a girl and marry her than d pretending ones....

na your fada u suppose tell to park well.

sunnysunny69:
Maybe she dey oshodi now selling apoche.

Angelanest:
Leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra Mazi Nnamdi Kanu was among those who gathered this morning to observe prayers with members of from Yahweh Yahshua synagogue. The prayer event which saw over a hundred participants - was held at the Afara Ukwu hometown of the IPOB leader in Abia state.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/05/nnamdi-kanu-hosts-over-100-members-from.html

Watch Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCzFjXHnoWM

I tot part of his bail conditions stipulates he should never be seen in a gathering of more than 10 people at a time. If the law takes its due course now they will scream foul..

Biafra ko. Kilmanjaro ni

kay9:
Dude where did you dig this out from? 2010 ish

Like yahoo, like criminals...

bros,.... no be small digging out ooo .. like yahoo. Like criminals.

thesuave10:
What was the original nairaland like?

I taya ooo.

I even checked how long he has been on nairaland and found he hasnt been here for half the time av been on here.. mtcheeewww .... aboki