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Hey, you guys know that Stanbic IBTC advert that always shows up on YouTube?
The one that starts with, "So gurrrrl, how did the date go? I need all the details"
"Ugh! That guy was a joker" blah blah blah...

Yeah, her date in that ad was actually Elozonam. I just found out today.

Threebear:
Ike to Seyi : I'm sorry , I'm stupid , I'm foolish ...

Seyi to Ike : leave it at that.


This is your gangster ?

I'm dying!
Guy, fhuck you

Beorn1:
That girl can cook up the sickest lies just to defend Tacha. Some people sha. SMH.

I didn't even know she had a history.
Forgive me, I haven't even been reading this thread (too bulky). I would've known whose posts I was supposed to avoid.

Stephlena:
I don't have a problem with Frood..

This case isn't Even about, frood and even Tacha dem just buy case.

Where, I got pissed with Frood was why involve the Guy's family name?? It sounded like those childish jealous nonsense. Or na because him father na Awolowo?.. He said it once, twice and on and on. It was totally unnecessary.. It's not as if the guy has been rubbing it on our faces that his grand PA is this or that

Thelma wasn't rubbing her dead brother's corpse on our faces before Seyi decided to bring him into an argument that had nothing to do with him.

Previously, you claimed Frodd insulted Seyi's grandfather. Since that's been proven to be incorrect, what's your new opinion on the matter now?

If someone should come at me with something like, "Why are you always acting like you know anything about good structural design? Is it because your father is a Professor of Civil Engineering? So fhucking what?"

HOW EXACTLY is that an insult on my father?

You people really need to be very careful with the way you carry false information. It's appalling.

Beorn1:
What exactly did Frodd say about Awolowo? Say it let the whole world see the insult. Lying against Frood doesn't make it the truth. Please, list the insult on Awolowo let's see if you're watching another BB.

Don't mind that one. She clearly didn't freaking watch it, and just came here to sound like a voice of reason.
She even had to include everybody's favourite clause, "I am Igbo, but..." Just to give some legitimacy to an illegitimate argument.

Junelux:
laughs in characteristics

We both know Mercy is not an mgbeke. I hate to do this comparison but I'll indulge you.

Mercy dresses better than Tacha. Doesn't repeat clothes, everything she has worn in that house was back to back fashionable. All Tacha has is that navy blue with white spotted gown, that multicolored scarf and bumshort..in fact, go to IG..all the clothes on her page is what she carried to the house.

Your Tacha wears slippers to the night parties. Who does that? Only village girls.

You surely lack the idea of how much a butt lift cost...Mercy is a big girl hands down! Tacha's ass was done by a quack that's why she can't wear bikinis for someone that loves being half naked on IG. She's the only girl that hasn't entered the Jacuzzi.

Your Tacha wears wig to bed!!! Who fucking does that. And the day i saw her without her wig.. . I canceled her from beautiful in that house.

Mercy beats her in all the arena games! Tacha is always last.

Mercy steals the show and make highlights every saturday night. All Tacha does is drink and sing (like we don't know them lyrics )

She might know how to cook and all that but She's not in any way in the same class as Mercy. Thank you

Jeez! This brutality is too much

Stephlena:
Because u mention sir dee trying to play politics, for condemning froods action. So I had to say, every sane minds despite coming from frood's ethnicity should condemn Frood action.

So,it's normal in big brother's house for people to insult the parents of fellow house mates? Wow!
And k-brule almost killed khloe for insulting his mum.

Frood shouldn't have said that.. He sounded stupidily jealous.. Very childish nonsense

I don't remember Frodd insulting Seyi's grandfather, please pay attention.
Frodd asked why Seyi always carried himself that way because his grandfather was so and so. So what?
From what I understood there, he was directly insulting only Seyi.

You're seriously reaching with this sanctimonious moral rectitude.
Die the matter already. It's gotten stale.

iamJ:
Jeff is saying his goodbyes



Hahaha

kosky:
Cindy baby! Laughing upandan trying to fit in.
Who wants to be the pioneer member of #teamCindy?

Abeg forget that one. She came too late.
Dem don share fans finish

Yale9:
Frodd has only liked one girl ( a pshycho) and he LUCKILY lost her.

Shaa, keep defending oh.
E go do you like Blue Film very soon.

Yale9:
he’s second to my Ike too. But you can do better than misunderstanding him.

Guy, just dey pray say make the guy no fhuck up like Kemen oh. This is not about "misunderstanding" someone.
Frodd has some seriously "Inappropriate Energy" with girls he likes in that house.

Yale9:
how many times do you even see Frodd with Venita? I’m sure its very far from “ALL THE TIME”

That's not what I mean. He moves too fast with babes, and I'm worried about that.
Ah well... I still support him as my #2 sha.
He's second to Mercy.

Frodd needs to be very careful the way he over-imposes himself on babes.
He comes at women too strongly, and it might cause trouble for him if he doesn't calculate his steps properly.

Some of the things the Esther babe complained about in the past, he's sorta doing them again with Venita, albeit with a different twist. It doesn't matter if Venita is a lot more receptive than Esther was; the most important thing here is that it is necessary to always give a babe some room to breathe every now and then.

This is not good.
I just pray he doesn't go the way of Kemen.

I suspect Nelson is diabetic

Vyolet:
Pogrom started in 1966.

I don't mean the counter-coup. I'm talking about the Kano Riots of 1953.

Vyolet:
They've gone out of the love story line.
Tacha's hair is not old school, it's 2019.
There was no war in Nigeria in the 1950s.

There was, sha, a pogrom in 1953, in the North.

Stephlena:
This is an Oscar award winning movie ohhh!

I'm sure the morale of the other housemates who are yet to present must be dampened.

Gedoni's team looks like shhit. I'd like to see them attempt to top this performance.

Neimar:
fair fugly looking cindy just entered


tueeh

Biggie is just going to keep adding babes until Frodd makes his choice.

Wow! Elo is in the house?

Trust me, he's a great, funny, brainy and all-round amazing guy! You just need to know him in person to affirm this. I'll support my bro from another mother any day.

Please, also check out his latest film project. It's called Man Up, and it discusses the oft-overlooked cases of male rápe victims and their troubled childhoods.
Powerful, I must say.

Elozonam my gee! Baby steps.

forkadict:
. 14 ke? For dis kain Buhari harsh economy

Wow! I see you are doing well for yourself bro.

I wish you the very best.

Ciao.

Bless up, Brother

forkadict:
Wow! Good for you bro.

I'm in almost similar shoes. Marriage and three kids dropped. And thats final.

Coupled with logging 12 hours daily at work for 5 or six or seven days a week.

One would have to be superhuman to add Nairaland to the mix.

Where you running your program? FUTO?

Nah, me and my wife moved to the states as soon as we got married, and I'm doing my program there, at Texas A&M Uni.
Omo, as the Fork addict wey you be, I dey expect say you and wifey for don drop at least 14 kids by now naa

forkadict:
Yep 5 years. This should be Spade.

Oh Spade ma mehn. Ou Big Brother CIA special agent of Old. I miss your posts. Which section are you most active now?

Yeah. Its been 5 years bro.

I seldom visit Nairaland these days.
Hell, I barely visit messageboards at all now, what with balancing a marriage, 2 kids (with a third one to drop this November) and a PhD program.

Yeah, a lot has changed.

But I try to come read silently whenever Nigeria is playing a match, sha.
So I guess we can say I visit the Sports section whenever I visit NL now.

My former handle was Spade, by the way.
@ForkAdict

forkadict:
Plase remind me that your old moniker again. @Ochon or @ Spade.

Fork Adicttttttt!!!

Long time, brother! How long has it been? 5 years?
Lord! Men are OLD!

safarigirl:
Your posts are disappointing, you're a fraud.

Let me tell you something, I had a lecturer that wore worn out white shirts and faded trousers, and trekked long distances. He had no car, but he's a brilliant man. Intelligent people do not care for how they look. Mark Zuckerberg walks around in t-shirts and shorts, does that make him any less intelligent?


You are not a very smart person finally. People with multi-million dollar companies dress minimally, yet you're here, wanking over a mumu girl and an eyelash company that is not even big enough to be on NSE.

I have insulted your intelligence, you resorted to insulting my clothes (looks). You have exposed yourself as a faux intellectual.

You have zero content. Empty, like your Tacha.

I think I've seen enough of you

Blimey!!!
Safari... Still as fiesty as I remember

Ukwa.
My wife and kids love it, my mother loves it, my mother-in-law loves it.
Me, I'm just tired.

Valto:
lolz u must be kidding. winner takes all, but there ia always a hefty consolation prize for a runner up which is not normally announced.

Bro, there ISN'T!
I am deeply sorry.

Valto:
so u really think a 2nd place winner on a 45million star prize show, will go home without atleast 10 to 15million?

Sir, Big Brother has always been a winner-takes-all affair.
If you don't believe me, ask Francisca Owumi.