₦airaland Forum

ednut1:
How many people will they now track and arrest. Abeg abeg. Not possible

40 million Nigerians shall be arrested by 200_Thousand police men.

Employ me to fix them for ya.

Post your song and get unapologetic reviews from me or anyone here.

..This thread should be sticky..

BotafogoJunior:
When,I mean when will a person who succeds musically will mention nairaland as a big influence in his musical success,when........this coming 2021,let us help an artistes on nairaland. Let us stream their music online,encourage them with words and corrections,let us help them with connections,and maybe eventually one of them will blow from nairaland to the whole country and eventually the continent. To the artiste,please record good songs with good mixing and focus more on getting radio play,and not waiting for don jazzy, or davido to notice your song,stop tagging then unnecessarily in Twitter and instagram.

How does one get radio play?

I don't know why seun doesn't push nairalanderz music to front page.

What's the use of this section sef?

This list is not complete without agent Fash(the hidden cam. detector)

AuwalYusuf812:
This one go done pas 15k for 9ja now.

15k that you will get turkey or goat sef.

I fit price am for N2500

hollywater:
U 4 kukuma tell us say na Yoruba singers and not Nigerians artist. Afonja will always be a tribalistic no matter what.

Because you did not see mercy chinwe abi?

Chai! I remember the year I chased this thing.

We were like onya mat.

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oscarsam:
It's quite unfortunate that to some extent, you are still ignorant about how the universe came to be and the principles that guides it.

I leave you to your believe.

they are really ignorant but don't know it.

They want to prove the supernatural/extraterrestrial with natural instruments/science.

It like saying the ocean has no weight because we can't measure it. Or a bind man saying light doesn't exist because he can't see it.

At las, they can only chase the wind.

Examples of such bots.

https://www.nairaland.com/mojoyin73585

Who the fvck is spending money to host bots that does no good to humanity.

favor914:
How many use it for yahoo? It can’t be compared to the ones that use it legally? Yahoo boys also use face book, & yahoo.com, do they have more yahoo boys, than ordinary people on Facebook & yahoo.com? Naija closet homos?

You scoring you goal bruh.

Only yahoo boys use it because Nigerians generally aren't gays.

favor914:
How many use it for yahoo? It can’t be compared to the ones that use it legally? Yahoo boys also use face book, & yahoo.com, do they have more yahoo boys, than ordinary people on Facebook & yahoo.com? Naija closet homos?

You scoring you goal bruh.

If only yahoo boys use it because Nigerians generally aren't gays.

realteejay:
Hello,
My younger bro mistakenly clicked on a link with miss kedike nude and since then, I've been receiving barrages of notification that wanna finish my data o!
How do I stop the notification coming in, pls.
Thanks

naso!

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tobechi74:
It is legal over there

Son: what does the Bible teach about homosexuality and masturbation.

Dad: I do not know and I do not care to know

Son: But you are a Christian

Dad: yes, A Christian who follows the teaching of Jesus. Christ alone and not the Bible.

Son; But Bible contains Jesus teaching

Dad: true. It also contains the teaching of Paul,the teaching of Moses , the teaching of Elijah and many other teaching. As a Christian, I accept the teaching of Jesus Christ.

Son: Ok, Now what did Jesus teach about masturbation and homosexuality.

Dad: Jesus never mentioned any of them literally but he showed us with illaustration how to treat those whose views are different from ours.

Child: How?

Dad: He never condemned the adultrous woman, he visited tax collectors, he dined with sinners. He showered them with love.

Son : does that mean they won’t go to hell?

Dad: would you derive Joy in Watching your loved one in hell?

Son: No I won’t

Dad: good.

Dad: sex is a way of expressing Love. There are different stages of love. The first is love directed to oneself. A child grows up loving himself.Using sexual analogy, the child derives Joy playing with his body, his genital. Jesus said Love thyself.


Son : hmm

Dad: The second is Love of similar specie.The child begins to extend the love to those of closest to him+ family, friend,tribe etc. A boy plays with a boy.A girl plays with a girl. Using sexual analogy, this is homosexual. Christ preached Love your neighbor.


Son : I see

Dad: The third stage of love is where one loves those different from oneself .Jesus said Love your enemy.your enemy is your opponent, opposite,one with a different view. Sexually, one is attracted to the gender different from him.A boy is attracted to a girl and vice-versa.

Son :

Dad: One who hates masturbators and homosexuals and love heterosexual is no different from one who loves others over himself and his peers.Such person is in a third stage of love.


Son : which is the best.

Dad: All of the above.The fourth type. The pansexual. The attraction to all . Self, male, and female. It is universal love. Agape love. Love without condition.


https://tobechispeaks./2020/09/20/a-christian-dad-and-son-conversation-on-homosexuality/

[/s] You're a disgrace. An embarrassment to your lineage.

If I was your father I would be ashamed of my self.

Which kain thing be dis?

Go and give an American the job.

Who knows that faty can apologize? more over

fati2001:
okay sorry

view is still disgust me.

Nonsense!

IgboWarlord:
Igbo Kwa?...Please,Ogun is his place ooo..Nothing like igbo or Anambra.

why are you denying your own kwa?

Support Nigeria Niger republic unity now.

We need to Merge into one country for a better Nigeria and Africa

I saw this in one of the threads on FP.
Would it be advisable to merge our country with Niger?

What would a Nigerian Niger republic look like?

I heard that they have refinaries there..

how will I start preparing for exams now?

SILENTandSMART2:
omó firstly you're eleribuu man


moreover I love the story tellers wey dey nairaland


see what you wrote for god sake


all is well sha

No, he is still an eleribuu

..Bebe sounds funny... If I this was my name I would be ashamed of myself...

HotPoundedYam:
yes it is. or who else do you know that can destroy lives and property just so he can be praised.

So God was the one that cause the accident?

MrToothBrush:
Unfortunately it's not a scam

Then what the reason for the kidnapping?