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5hanklee:
Wetin even pain me pass, I calmed down and listed a lot of the monikers, when I decided to copy and compile them somewhere for future reference, I found out that the thread has been totally deleted. This people know what they are doing.

Na you get time nah. Your reward is in heaven.

Me I didn't even bother to look for solution. If seun needs our help, he knows how to ask.

This thread sef might be deleted

5hanklee:
I also did and the thread was deleted in less than an hour.

Then maybe the mods are solidly behind it. They don't know that its too annoying and it will drive organic traffic away.

While Redditors are building helpful bots. We are here making thrash.

5hanklee:
They are robots created by Seun to boost the site traffic. It's against Google terms and conditions, you'll notice that Google stopped displaying ads the moment the whole shiit started.

.o google stopped a long time a go. Because of this section that won't stop posting foul words and sexuality section I think.

This bots are just came recently. Immediately I saw them I knew they were bots. I think some idiots forgot to stop their spam test code from running.

FalseProphet1:
There are some monkiers created with letters and alphabets, all they do is to duplicate people's post. Has any one noticed them?
I'm beginning to think that they are being created by the admin to boost traffic and registered users.

I created a thread on this.
https://www.nairaland.com/6330973/yeye-bots-creating-new-accounts

People that ask "how much are paying you"
My sister, my money is not our money

Okada riders that can't resist the urge to show you their new trial xtreme skill.

People who love bargaining for bargaining sake. They will price everything and anything.

Infolenka:
People that just come to price your market without the intention of buying anything

na we be dat. Lemme go and come back

Vulcanheph:
Those people that play Mp3 speaker loudly while walking on the road.

these ones ehn? As if I should knack dem kpako.

splendour7:
I Would Have Sue You If You Hadn't Included Ohaneze Ndi Igbo In Your List.

I tell you. Even though I don't like miyetti allah, I will chose them any day anytime than ohaneze

SEGLIZ:
very useless indeed.
the rating should goes thus :
1. FG
2. State Government
3. LGs - about the most useless.
4. Legislature
4. Judiciary
5. heNheNPieCes. worse corporation ever.
5. CBheN
6. NLC
7. NGF Nigeria governors forum
7. Southeast governors forum
8. Traditional institutions
9. Nigerian Army
9. heNPF
10. pdp, apc and all politicians
11. NDDC
12. PANDEF
13. the entire banking sector
14. Arewa, Ohaneze Ndi Igbo, Afenifere and other useless movements.
15. the citizens, especially those on nairaland.

Remove afenifere, they are one of the reason Oyo is not a wailing wailer like southern Kaduna.

Meanwhile Local government councils and ornamental flowers are the same.

Bonavi:
These organisations, agencies, bodies, parties, groups are listed from bottom to top according to their level of uselessness:

14, CBN - Central Bank of Nigeria

13, NGF - Nigeria Governor's Forum. These Forum is so useless as a body as FG does not even pause to think that this body exist before carrying out whatever action they want

12,, PDP, People's Democratic Party. This organisation of fools is why we are in the mess we find ourselves today,

11, INEC, This body as we currently know is incapable of independence as implied by the name

10, PANDEF, This organisation is just existing because order regions have theirs

9, NNPC, This agency is where corruption headquartered

8,NYM, Northern Youth Movement. This movement has constituted itself a very huge nuisance majorly by its chairman's uncouth and irresponsible speeches and utterances.

7, NDDC, If Niger Deltans are looking for where to channel their blame, it should be at the doorsteps of this agency

6, Senate, The Senate should simply be scrapped because if there is anything atall going on in the National Assembly, its the House of Representatives. For the senators the Senate house is a very good place to retire to. Where u can dose off at will.

5, Southeastern Governo's Forum. These brainless eastern governors could not organise themselves to be useful to the region they are leading. Even when their counterparts in the southwest organised and floated their security outfit for the region, these embarrassing individuals could still not get their ass together to do anything.

4, NA - Nigerian Army. Their specialty now is flogging and killing civillians. They run from Bokoharam and most recently, from gun engagement with ESN, Eastern security Network only to get into Orlu communities and started flogging and killing women.

3, Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs. This ministry is simply created as conduit pipe by the cabals.What is going on in that ministry headed by the badder Alisson Madueke, Madam Sadiya Farouq can only be imagined.

2, NLC - Nigerian Labour Congress has become so useless under the chairmanship of Wabba? This organisation that is not just the hope of Nigerian workers but the entire citizenry. We all know their role in the increments to the fuel and electricity tariffs.
No state is paying the 30thousand minimum wage increase except federal government and Lagos state and these people did nothing

1, At number 1 is Ohaneze Ndi Igbo. This organization is so useless. Their main objective is bambiala. The president will simply be going from one governor to the other begging for alms. The governors can do as they wish, and they are not bothered, all they hope is for the alms coming from the governors. Today they will carry restructuring for head like gala, tomorrow is Igbo presidency. All they ever care is where to get alms.

we should give u award for this. They are useless...All of them.

Guestlander:
Under normal circumstances we shouldn't have citizens issuing quit notice to each other. But the situation in Nigeria at present is far from normal.

The fact that the government is doing nothing about these incessant attacks on people who are doing their legitimate businesses is far from normal.

Before you can fault people like Sunday Igboho you have to make sure that simple activities like farming does not put your life in danger from criminals.
Self preservation is the first law of nature.

If not that it's falana, I could have insulted him. He said funanis that has hide in my bush for 10+ years are not indigenes

tungamaje:
Women are weaker vessels o Make these bandits no overpower and kidnap some of them o

as if you know. Coded Wife Materials

Hitler was born in 1889

This is totally unbearable.

Seun employ me to clean this nonsense.
https://www.nairaland.com/firdaus95026

runtime:
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c# > java by the way .

Please clean this thing before I knack you plank for head. What rubbish!

Sonnobax15:
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A whole 376 Nigerians clothed in the form of cow were impounded.... who gave Benue that audacity ?

Na so one big voice from Abuja go soon call come....very soon..

According to MACBAN. A cow worth 100 Nigerians lives. So technically it's 37,600 Nigerians.

See the hungry looking cows they are killing people for.

I suspect that these cows are being used only as backups stories

Another useless one. I don't tire. Dem just full every where!

https://www.nairaland.com/roroo

This one copied mynd44 comment verbatim

Ceasaerius:
This ain't a bot.

link to the thread
https://www.nairaland.com/6347214/nicola-sturgeon-trump-not-allowed#97759614

Ceasaerius:
This ain't a bot.

I will not argue with you.
The screen shot is still alive.

Angelawhite:
You have a point. But how many of the poor widows’ children will be able to afford the fees

I think the school is meant to raise revenue for the church. That way they will be less dependent on offerings and not for 'widows children' blah, blah.
It's business not charity

Chii59:
He said "I'm coming back for you"
Meaning "I'm coming back to reply you"
Your reply shows exactly why Christians are being mocked for being unintelligent.

who is mocking Christians? The big bangers?

HigherEd:
I don't even know what you are talking about o. If you have an accusation against anybody feel free to approach the press. Don't burden me with story wey no concern me.

All I know is, no one is perfect. And no one can meet another's need 100%.

Lastly since you have money as you claimed, go and build your own and make it free now. Show your free school as a rebuke to Living Faith.

just ask him how many widows he has helped in his entire life.

I know photoshop when I seeee it.
But seriously I don't like it when some group of people chose to be barbaric and behave like cancer up and down. When other nations are developing.

Take heart biko.

Masterclass32:
But the man that is mad obviously. It's only a mad man that would place equal value on a human being and a cow.

can you not read? He actually said one cow is more valuable than you, your whole family and relatives put together that is if you're even up to hundred.

Vidsolution79:
This people are illiterate and animals...he even said it point blank....that they value a cow than 100 human lives..its so sad!!!

it used to be a rumor, It's hard to belive it true.

This news sweet my belle!

hope4nigeria:
the innocent among them harbour the criminals and defend the criminals, this makes the innocent more dangerous than the criminals, the once in government keep mute when innocent Nigerian are killed, but when you insult Fulani, the speed at which buhari and his miscreants will attack you can't be explain, they will even forget national issues and focus on you who insulting Fulani. Useless entity.

That the problem. Instead of exposing criminals, they cover, protect, support and empower them.

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ChoCho54:
I don't even know what to say anymore. I am tired. But I won't fail to mention that any Igbo man still living in the north is on his own.

They will be used to count scores very soon.

STFU! Do you think migrating and living ones business and properties is easy?

Because you stay in the south doesn't mean you should be running you're mouth cho cho cho like parrot.

Dliquidmetal:
Bunch of hypocrites on this thread,the signs were always there that she was depressed but instead of yall to keep on encouraging her you waited for her to come out suicidal b4 you start dropping encouragements OP you dont know your worth yet.

sharrap! She was forming proud tranny for us before. She even called me a idiot.

light099:
Alright son.
How do you judge the '70% male'? You don't really know what you're talking about. Like being intersex is just something someone uses tablets of Aacetaminophen to cure.
If the person in those pics looks 99% creep who wanna share female restrooms to you, then dragging with you is a waste of time in the first place.

Is it easy for a grown man to go about with breasts and enjoy 'perfectly' normal life like you claimed?
Let's even assume it's possible, but then, in your shallow mind, you think Gynecomastia and Intersex are the same?

Aside the breasts, does that shape and hips region in those pictures look like a man to you?
Does that face look 100% male?
Do you know what's under that gown if it's a pssy or deek or both or non?
Can't you see that's a human being trapped in the bodies of both a male and female?

Like I said, only a compound fool with little or no understanding would mock the person in those pictures but should I even expect you to think better since you don't know the difference between cross-dressing, Intersex, Gynecomastia or surgical shemales.

Actually i don't need to.
See this link
https://www.nairaland.com/6365413/see-pics-intersex-woman-85

They always know the dominant gene.

I don't know but even if sherry is xx but has male AIS or hormones and thus developed a dick then he really has no business associating as a f.

I can't say I completely trust this science tho.