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tesppidd:
What do you mean this year?

Did football begin this year?


FYI; here's some very sad, embarrassing and damning statistics that show whom should be arrested for fraud between Messi and Ronaldo.


131 out of Ronaldo's 752 goals are Penalties.
Just 96 out of Messi's 712 goals are Penalties.

To make matters worse Ronaldo got 752 goals after playing 1030 games.
Messi got 712 goals after playing only 887 games.


Do you know the implication of this ceasarean section on their numbers?

Messi has scored 616 non-penalty goals in only 887 games.
Ronaldo has scored 621 non-penalty goals in 1030 games.

This means that Ronaldo has scored only 5 more open play goals than Messi despite playing a whooping 143 extra games than Messi.

143! 143!! 143!!

To put the number 143 in perspective; that is like Ronaldo playing for 3 full seasons without Messi kicking a ball.

*Let's not even go to their career assists....



Seeing these numbers one would expect you to tuck your tail in-between your legs, duck and hide whenever people are discussing Messi and Ronaldo in terms of goals and penalties, who's fraud and who isn't!

But no; you would still show yourself shamelessly simply because we cannot see each other's faces here.

Topmaike007:
Who notice that no one was giving vinicius ball...

That useless benzema has done more harm than good

Nickshrapnel:
Sentry
Dr Strange
Superman
Dr Manhattan
Dr Fate
Phoenix
Spectre
Franklin Richard
Galactus
Brainiac

Wtf bro you not even giving those 5 guys any chance...but then again Dr Manhattan might just Bleep the whole operation up cos he got bored

Stonecoldstare1:
I will pray tonight when I'm knee deep high in ayahuasca, dance and cry and ask the goddess for help

IngeniousLeez:
You no well...
I'm not plastic nah... I've only missed one match this season only due to work sef. I'm only venting my anger. I just decided not to put Barca matter for head this season. I cannot come and kill myself. I get shares for Barca ni, abi I be board member.

The pain of having lots of quality players on team choked full with replacements personnel for almost all positions but still play utter rubbish is confounding. I no fit endure the nonsense I endured with Valverde twilight season and Fraud "Quick Setting".

TheHulk616:
Who is Jack?
Twitter was boring so I left.

Jack is to twitter what Seun is to Nairaland...

I missed you small sha

TheHulk616:
Deleted

IngeniousLeez:
Araujo mistake is negligible, also due to Manufacturing Association of Fraudulent Referee.
Ororo didn't do sheet in that match. Pesin wey I forget dey pitch until penalties. him and Griezmann na same thing apart from the goals.

I no know sef...and I don decide to boycott watching until January. After all no big clash this December again, moreso na austerity measures I dey like this. E better to spend that money time and energy on something wey go give me joy.

Excusable kor Expendable ni, Be like say you go dey rent my glasses make you use dey see well Messi that you were seeing what did he do? Why are y'all 2nd and gearing up to face people like Bayern? Ronaldo went to his camp and showed who the real boss was shikina

As for the bolded you be plastic bro Més que un club is a joke to you . Fvcking Cule

TheHulk616:
you said I shouldn't quote you. I followed your rule very well but you didn't.

Continue following it o

What even happened to your twitter account?

King2019:
So you dey count the months

I comment my reserve

TheHulk616:
I am consistent

Sharrap Shey you have been refusing to quote me since August
Now you're quoting me, that's inconsistency

King2019:
Lmao @pu7pl3

Remember that was how Atalanta played last season

Build better attack is all I want for Madrid and better use of our young players

IngeniousLeez:
Stop wetin.

No be true I talk. Player wey just come back from injury put am for pocket na....I lie. Ask Araujo

Me wey I dey vex like dis....players with different skillset and good quality full team but mugu coach no know how to use am. imagine wetin valverde go use this team do.

Zyxzzzz:
Even tho I nor like this Lucas Vazquez, this guy has really improved.

Hope he continues with this fine form.

Kudos to him

IngeniousLeez:
Taa...Goat that can't bleat is that one Goat ni...

Silent all night apart from manufactured penalty. Oh I forgot he's penaldo.

haymekus:
No matter how depleted rmd team is, Zidane just knows how to grind out a win unlike this foolish koeman that’s only good at padding stats against weak teams

TheHulk616:
Nice game from real madrid. Also nice one from zidane.

For that zidane out is suspended for 4 weeks.

Ode I knew you would post this

TheHulk616:
GOAT varane maintaining the defense line to cause an offline

my guuuy what of Online

Zyxzzzz:
We were the last team to defeat atletico last season.

We are the first again to defeat them this season

by now,after all these years Simeone must be sick at the sight of Zidane

IngeniousLeez:

For where we wan see momentum with this Akpamu coach.

His highest momentum don't exceed 3 matches.
His insistence on using some favoured players over others better suited is my ishh. Eg. Pedri, De Jong, Griezmann, Busquets and painfully Roberto.
Pedri is good but overly using him even in unsuitable roles & positions is annoying. Same with De Jong. That guy is a scam of the Century. €75 mn just burn.

Bro dem ban you again? you done turn better ex-con o

Topmaike007:
comparing Suarez to our wasteful benzema that barely has 250 goals, comparing to Suarez that surpass that stat

Topmaike007:
if na that one Suarez better pass that our nigga considering the goals he has in laliga and the dude met benzema in Spain... Wining the golden Boot at the process

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

The letter R

Neimar:
Nawa oooo
Naso madrid take survive sevilla, gladbach and atletico

The day il meet that Lahoz face to face il pretend to want to shake him and I'll squeeze his hands soo hard

Zyxzzzz:
Them nor even get single shot on target

GoddyOra:
1-0 already. Tico playing not as I expected. Hope we see out the victory. More goals to come hopefully.

King2019:
I pointed that out to him
But wailing? Extreme

King2019:
I don't understand this guy at all

How is not supporting a manager wailing?

Are you more Madrid than the rest of us?

GoddyOra:
Good line-up IMO but I would have liked Zidane to stick with the Rodrygo-Benz-Vini attack and L.Vazquez sits out this game.
Maybe he thinks Rodrygo won't be tough enough for ATM and the crazy derby vibe would be too much for him.

My prediction@ 1goal win margin for us. (Maybe a penalty from captain Ramos)

Stonecoldstare1:
I don't even know you personally but I will say this..... Your future is bright

The more you downplay your gifts the more curious I get, come on man, shoe me something please

TheHulk616:
cavani, robert lewandowski

Stonecoldstare1:
Depends on whom you ask. Some use it for the normal recreational use, others use it for healing and whatnot. For shamans like me who are deep in spirituality, the cosmos and philosophy.... It opens up the third eye