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abduleez1:
Lol, for where you wan see that wish.


Wonder how this place come dey bubble pass DC thread this past few days. Wetin sup? Abi na cos of Disney Conference?

abduleez1:
Oh I see. Abeg gimme link to the Barca thread.

abduleez1:
Lol, True. You don dey stalk as_s on a daily abi.

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

A button

Stonecoldstare1:
Lol . That's the stuff

abduleez1:
Ehen, I said it.
I knew she was an upstart!!

Kai, Valhalla hear I cumeth.

We see that type of ass on a daily in Naija na

Her own is just premium cos she is a celebrity

abduleez1:
Bro what's up.

I wanted to ask of him too but I remembered he vowed not to be back.(at least maybe not until next year)

Is Hulk back?? Cos that one go just butter my bread. I don miss am DIE!!!

abduleez1:
the thing dey pain ehn. The most annoying and painful memories: dem use the phone clear my bank account join. The matter just week me that time.

SonOfAfonja:
I must give it to you...you’re consistent, very consistent in spewing rubbish, masking your salty tears behind the God-awful memes you post.

abduleez1:
Me too. I thought I would come back during Xmas but God's Plan was different from mine.

Some werey boys just wallay me for agege steal my phone o. I just dey smartphone-less for that period (early October). Na calculator I painfully dey utilize that time. I nearly die of boredom and depression.

I just got a midranger earlier today. My pocket go hear am next few months.

Sorry about that bro...just made me remember when they snatched mine in a bus

FirstbornWds:
Ronny vs Higuain? Lol, you actually realized you sounded so dumb with the first Kaka inclusion? But funnily, you were even more dumb than ever with this.

Why not compare Higuain with a fellow "9" from Barcelona?



Common sense isn't common after all.

abduleez1:
Fvvvvvk!!!! @ the bolded and Fearless bodies almost everything Jackie can throw.... Evil Cult also packs some punch. Also another one:- can't remember name properly (Twins Warrior)

You dey see road my nigga

Is it twin warrior or tai chi master?

Stonecoldstare1:
Welcome back man. I stalked this thread for a while to the point of feeling like an unwelcomed Viewer, also took an hiatus to focus on spirituality, smoke some ayahuasca to keep my sanity intact.

abduleez1:
Lol, my one True Gee....I miss you too.

Also the peeps who missed me: Stonecoldstare1 and Abdulsleeky the Sleeky Jerome of House Black. I miss all of Una.

I'm back and better now.

Welcome back bro I thought you would take the rest of the year off

Glad to have you back

Nezzjnr:
Thanks boss.. Watched it

Nezzjnr:
Please can you recommend any action movie that's captivating??

alexistaiwo:
Lord purify my soul

homesteady:
If you observe well, your name came 2nd. You were really not the target of my post. You were just an afterthought.
So I'm not surprised.

I wonder why I would be in a Cule's thoughts in the first place...please let's not attract curses, kindly remove my name from all your thoughts thainkz

tesppidd:
Just found out it's for an "extended" period.

tesppidd:
I have been trying to find out myself.

tesppidd:
I could remember the time I was singing it to you guys that Coutinho and Dembele were minuses to us.

You can't have a champions league final in 2 weeks and bank on these 2 to stay fit.
Especially Dembele.

When we are counting our players we shouldn't even be mentioning Dembele.


Out attack right now is;

Messi
Griezman
Pedri
Coutinho
Braithwaite

Finish!

Melvyn11:
All these are unnecessary Shalayes no one asked you for.

1) Absolute bullcraps. Don't let me call those Chelsea fans to use lampard stats and shittt all over Iniesta and Xavi.

2) Can't you see how dumb you are. Put Xavi in Croatia and he won't win nada or even Carry them to any final. Modric taking Croatia to the world cup final trumps all Xavi achievement with Spain. Let's compare both of them playing in top teams in the highest club competition. Modric won 4 champions league titles as key player while Xavi only won 2. Receive your L.

3)This is premium Shalaye.

4) Another useless Shalaye. 2018 is one of the most dominant year of any midfielder in the history of football in terms of individual honors. Modric won the Balon dor, Uefa best player ,Fifa best player and world cup best player award. Played in both the world cup(took a lowly croatia ) and champions league final. Another L for you and Xavi



Always resist the urge to Shalaye.

Asin eh these Cules are steady eating and regurgitating"L's" like their omnivorous Goat

homesteady:
Who are these clowns running a circus here? Let me put you guys in your place so that when next you think of this rubbish comparison, you will want to self-mutilate as a punishment.

1) Do you guys realise that Xavi career assists alone is more than Modric career goals and assists combined together?

2) Modric won 4 champions league and was a starter abi? okay. You don't know that for 5 consecutive years, Xavi won 5 premium trophies which was well spread across club and country. 2008 - Euros, 2009 - UCL, 2010 - World Cup, 2011 - UCL, 2012 - Euros. And he was a dominant figure in all these competitions. Dictating the play like the maestro that he is. Modric doesn't have Euros or World Cup.

3) Xavi won best player at Euro 2008, he gave the assist for the wining goal during the final. In 2012, he had 2 assists during the final, against pirlo Italy.

4) Okay Modric has won Balon d'or, FIFA best player and European best player. But we all know why. People wanted to give someone aside Messi and Ronaldo. What happened later? Modric became the most embarrassing winner of this award. He led his team to 2 consecutive round of 16 defeats just after winning the award. Tueh.

5) While Modric couldn't repeat his fluke winning of the awards, Baba Xavi was constantly on the Podium for 3 consecutive years, coming just behind Messi and Iniesta. Even Ronaldo couldn't challenge Messi during that period �. Modric climbed the podium once and disappeared into oblivion.

I remember one El Classico after Xavi had left Barcelona, Iniesta did not start. So Modric was doing Oga of midfield, but when Iniesta was brought in, Modric started doing like Chicken that they poured hot water on. Iniesta collected the midfield instantly. And this is who you are comparing to Xavi? I no fit laugh jare.

Meyvn11 pu7l3 Koliwe and the rest. I hope you enjoyed my lecture?

wtf is this? Lmaooo are you trying to convince me or yourself cos deep down you know Modric is miles ahead of Xavi?

I adviced you to rest man, take that advice

Qu3sT:
He's even worse than Timothy thatcher, and I would rather watch paint dry than listen to him pontificate about being the best catch wrestler.

I actually think Thatcher is the best catch wrestler

Goldbringer:
Pu7pl3 I hope you saw what your guy typed up there Bwahahaha

Goldbringer:
Guy why, why, why

Okay I modified it

haymekus:
Those madriot keep popping up with useless comparing, they have compared

Neymar and bale
Fati and rodrygo
Dembele and asensio
Ronaldo and Messi


Once you role out stats, they’ll start stuttering

Melvyn11:
Yawns

haymekus:
Has modric ever done this?