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Hamid7:
It was shameful watching barca play like that. This is easily our worst defeat in all of history. More than half of the players that featured yesterday have no business in that team, they have outlived their usefulness.

Pique, Lenglet: The first is old and past his prime and while the other is is damn too slow to play modern football.

Jordi Alba: This one offers nothing defensively and and can do nothing to stop a counter attack.

Busquets: defensive midfielder should serve as a buffer, to neutalize attacks before it becomes too dangerous. Having a more than 30 year old slow man in that position will expose the defensive line to frequent attacks.

Vidal: sorry cules, I don't know what that guy's doing in Barca. Some argue that he's supposed to bring some physicality into the team, but that only works if you have 3 or more physical players, just one won't have any effect on the game. What he has done since his arrival is to make needless fouls, besides he offers no creativity which is the first duty of a midfielder.

Suarez: Past his prime, he will not improve.

Semedo: That guy should leave, he was never good.

Griezman: Dear cules, this guy will play nothing at Barca even if we hire Pep as coach. He hardly shows any trait of a barcelona kind of player, he is an exact opposite.

All these players shouldn't even be playing in europe, their kinds are in the MLS, Quatar, China and even Japan, where old, tired legs are appreciated.

The coach: That man always looks clueless. What do you make of a coach who speaks to his players by proxy( through Sarabria). No sane coach lets his assistant do the talking when he's present, reason why assistant coaches seem to remain permanently quiet. Even worse, he's a damn coward with no balls. He won't succeed anywhere.

Bartomeu, Abidal, and rest of board members hired a coward like themselves. Barto should do more than making apologies, he is probably our worst president in 20 years he should resign and Abidal should follow him, he's just being Bartomeu's puppet all this while - making needles transfers.

Messi: This game was beyond his power like every other game where magic is needed from nit just one man, I won't blame him. However he should sometimes bark at his boys to to stop disgracing themselves. He should stop looking dejected whenever we're loosing.

This defeat is not even as painful as Roma or Liverpool but it's more shameful.

You criticize Setien but you still reason like Setien....this whole analysis is trash btw

In other news ..Good morning Cules, just decided to make a quick stop here before I continue on my way

BlueAngel444:
i don't think pu7pl3 called you a phoool for supporting barca, if he had he would have said you are a fool for supporting barca. He called you a phool for saying you will beat barca. Lemme explain your foolishness

1. Bragging about a match you haven't played, and played and lost 8-2. I 8 2 tell u but barca had no red cards
2. For not recognizing that he doesn't give a fvck who u support but d crappy noise u made
3. You inability to understand the 2 above and feel he 8s you

Broo...this Dub is divine ffs

abduleez1:
OGBENI I swear them use our mouth chop sand.

I no fit sleep last night.... I just dey press phone check things online to keep my mind from that match. Na 5am I cum sleep.

This is what happens when a club refuse to evolve with time... They get left in the past. Imagine na young players wey stupid Barca coaches and mangt dey fear to trust destroy us. Davies, Alcantara, Coutinho, Coman
I just dey imagine if Puig and Dembele play, wetin result for finally become.

At least that mugu mechanic and farmer Abidal and Quick Setting get the boot respectively. Up next Bartomeu out, Oscar Grau and rest of board members. We can't wait till next year for elections. Na snap elections sure pass.

We need total overhaul. When I dey tell you that time Barca presently worse pass Madrid you dey follow me argue ... You dey see am.. this one pass coach and players matter.

So this was the event that resurrected you this man

I believe you now o...Una worse guy, geez I still can't believe it..no red card, one leg..na wa o

TheKingIsHere:
Tnx, they always portrayed him as a villain

airmark:
After reading through this page.

Tlona1:
https://images3.imgbox.com/25/b3/kPk8i6jK_o.gif

Honourable please off your mic it's okay off your mic

Topmaike007:
yeah you're right they are a big disgrace to laliga santander

After the 6_2 VAR check, shame come.leave them dey catch me it was traumatic

jpmoriarti:
very very hornless. Zero fight. Weak, pathetic team.

Chaiya

Topmaike007:
yeah you're right they are a big disgrace to laliga santander

Ayanfe29:
Lemme ask my Oga at the top.

Na I want something from your own volition

Ayanfe29:
Show me one without spots

Topmaike007:
I dey tell you, at least we finish the season with two trophies

Please don't compare us to these guys even Villarreal won't get spanked 8-2 by Bayern in just one leg without any red card

Qu3sT:
He's still rough around the edges, not seeing him defeating Keith lee

me neither...but if he does I'd be cool with it...what I really want tho is for their feud to be endless

Minemrys:
hahahaha my belle dy sweet me. Up bayern! If only leipzig or ly0n would win the Ucl for me. I can't stand spain intimidating the champi0ns league again. Man city should n0t reach semi abeg. There's very little u can go with bus parking f0otball, and am happy sime0ne got what he deserved. We were f0olish to have lost against those idiots. And i blame our forwards and Adrian my keeper.

Ayanfe29:
Bhadt guy

Eh maami anything for me?

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

TLona1:
UCL is vanity upon vanity

I can't come and have heart attack.

(Changes channel)

plastic

Topmaike007:
See massacre, PU7PLE come see finishing

Bro, I saw it clearly it was amazing

temi1290:
Ehen, you can troll me, but don't insult me, learn how to behave like a matured person, okay

Topmaike007:
PU7PLE come and see burning wailer coutinho don kill them..

Na true wey the guy talk now this is a very shameful disgrace...even Chelsea over 2 legs did better than this

usbcable:
Imagine it was played at the Allianz arena
or imagine if there was a second leg of disgrace in Camp Nou

Lmao e for bloody... aggregate would be reading like COVID-19 case 17-4

tesppidd:
This one has finally ended his menstrual cycle.

Not a word since Man City but tonight he's received his healing like the biblical woman with the issue of blood.

temi1290:
Please, you can troll me, but calling me a fool for supporting my favorite team,nah,I won't take that.

Respect ur sef please.

who has that dancing "e dey pain you" video? Please help

joviegghead:
A faulty analysis. Success on the pitch isn't based on individual quality but ability to play as a unit to perfection.

Barca has a chance tho, following news of bayern little defensive problems.

tesppidd:
Well analysed.

Mcleo007:
The only reason it is even a 50-50 is because we have a deficient coach who cant take bold decisions and start the right players. Only 4-5 players in this Bayern team will walk straight into this Barca first eleven. A combined eleven of both teams shows its 50-50 and the side that takes the most of its chances would go on to win. It will never be rout.

A combined 11 of both teams' starters:

Goalkeeper= MATS over M. Neur
RB= J. Kimmich over N. Semedo
LB= A. Davies over weak man J. Alba
CB= G. Pique = He is light years ahead of J. Boateng even at the twillight of his career.
CB= C. Lengelet = He is a better Left sided CB to D. Alaba
DMF= S. Buequets= A. Goretzka doesnt come close here
CMF= Its definitely a tie between FDJ and Thiago A. Hard to choose who is better.
AMF= T. Muller over A. Vidal
RWF= GOAT no contest here
LWF= S. Gnabry over A. Griezman
CF= R. Lewandoski over overwieght L. Suarez

5 Barca players
5 Bayern players
A tie between FDJ and Thiago

Bayern are good, but definitely not superior to Barca even if this Barca team has been shit all season and can disappoint when you least expect them. They can also pull up maximum surprises and grind out results when you write them off. Tonights' game is nobodys really and can swing either way. This would be Bayern's toughest game of the season. They faced an amateurish Chelsea side so you can call them super powers at the back of that.

ABOVE all, a motivated Messi on beast mode is something no team canhandle, even when he is battling a knock.

Lewl puh-leaze

jpmoriarti:
Nawa for this your defeatist mindset. You are talking as though Bayern has the best defence in this world. If they charge us, we charge them back. Why should we run away and hide because of Bayern Maybe you should go and be supporting Westham united or something. This your mindset does not belong to an elite level that Barca is.

E say na "if dem charge us, we charge them back" guess y'all brought a hornless goat to a buffalo fight

tesppidd:
The only reason I have a fear about this game is Luis Suarez.

Luis Suarez is finished as a striker.
We don't have a striker.


Borrow us Auba or even Firmino and i beat my chest we beat Bayern.

temi1290:
Yeah bro, Bayern Munich shall be disgraced