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DieRich5:
I’m happy for DC, it’s been long back to back losing anyway 99% sure dem ain’t topping next year

Samistry2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r2r37vaA0g
Why did Cena suddenly turn face?
Why are Cody and Cena drinking beers together before the street fight?
What monkey is writing this story?

Kaycee7:
She's getting the Bianca NXT run. Consistent No. 1 contender and title matches. Never wins the strap

oyaskii:
Seeeee am 😭...We go again this August.

oyaskii:
You are so generous my good sir, this is was a special...special 1.5/10.

It's like the filmmaker took an udemy free course on sound design and film editing and just impulsively decided to make this, because tbf, that was the only good thing, this filth of film had going for it, even i got tired of it at one point, especially, the kill shot of the zombies, when the frame freezes, and unfreezes, looked like a first person shooter video game and a bad parody.

The script was so unbelievably bad, like zero redeeming qualities. It actually starts good, holds enough tension and solid premise at the beginning, boy i thought, these Mfs where taking me somewhere good, after those first 15 minutes, then the story just went flat, zero pulse, dead!.

Like a 12 year old boy with zero zombie killing skills wants to save his mother from his father, left a zombie proof protected enclave, and just went into the wilderness filled with Zombies with zero plans? Like who the hell wrote this trash?? 😩.

They slapped Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Jodie Comer on the face of this, and neither really had a anything to do with this movie tbh, the former was on screen for like 5 minutes out of a runtime of almost 2hrs? Naaahh, this film is the bottom of the bottom barrel...Good fking grief!...and Critical Drinker was calling this filth, one of the best movies of the year in his review!!😩.

Mannn, i can't even catch a break, i went from seeing "To kill a Monkey" to this dirtbag, Home or away, dem dey carry me handicap, when does it actually end?? 😭

Anyways, if you have never taking any of my recommendations seriously, please take this one... stay away from this travesty for your sanity, and for the safety of your precious precious data, in this Tinubu economy...Èdàkun 🙏🏿

samistry:
Summerslam: Extreme Rules

samistry:
Je'von and Wes had a banger match but hope we're not getting another triple threat with Oba femi again?
Ethan Page vs Santino should have been a quick squash match.

samistry:
Promo and character work she's there but just needs a bit more seasoning in-ring and better finisher.

SMUAG:
Trying to make yourself feel happy typing such na
I pin here to press you and xavi alonso necks main main

CoolUsername:
Bros...

Xavier53:
This account again 😂😂😂😂😂


#Xavier

samistry:
Another one?

Nickshrapnel:
This meme would have been funnier if Gunn had used The Engineer’s chrome skin in Superman

abduleez1:
Who be herald ESS?? 🤔

abduleez1:
This account na premium cruise.


Let him Ride Eternal, Shiny and Chrome.

WITNESS ME!!!

GloriousGbola:
basically i was looking for links to to kill a monkey

found on net naija then i saw wura links. links are 28gb in total so i had to pause

guess i'll just delete them be that

thanks man

FergieRaww:
If so then there must be some sort of high level marketing from the Nollywood team to make our movies & shows be the flag bearer of African entertainment

I saw a southie series last month, Shaka something, it was clean and maybe writing was okay but wasn't hooked on it after the whole boobs flying everywhere... it doesn't have that flavor abi flare that Nollywood posses to make Netflix, Prime Video etc still invest in the African market

GloriousGbola:
what can you say about wura? saw it teh other day was about to download

abduleez1:
I watched a few episodes of South African show, Shaka Ilembe abi wetin dem dey call am on DStv. It is the highest budgeted Southie show and I could see the pristine cinematography, the play on geography and environment & scenery.....also the writing was top top notch. I was intrigued by the show and storyline. Even the acting was on point. And the Zulu language was paramount.

I look that show, mentally compare am with our bi budget shows or movies and I dey shake my head.

Jesus, that show dey show pristine South African boobs on raw display my gee. Plenty babes walking bare-chest just as our ancestors truly wanted. 🌚

My bro, I dey wonder when Nollywood wan dey consistent with the times and top tier like that.

FergieRaww:
In Africa ?
like you mean the southies and Ghanaians has better writing to our shows in Nollywood ?

FergieRaww:
I'll keep it short and simple..
Now Netflix invested approx. 20+mil dolls for a space of seven years as at ending of 2024 for the Africa market and rumors has it they're now going big in regions of billions now

Now most of the profit that investment made for the past seven years came off Nollywood (i think that shows progress and needs to be supported more)

The only problem i can see are the average writing (which will get better with time)

You don't have to expect a high IQ level of acting from this people at Nollywood when most high budget shows in Hollywood has been fumbling seriously

P.s.. this is the only show from Nollywood i've seen this year lol 😄 but we need to support them and laugh it off as per "them dey try" and keep to our better writing & execution to the big players in North America & Europe

abduleez1:
If wishes were horses.....

TemporaryHansel:
I can never trust a Nigerian film. I laughed when I saw people praising the series on x.

That was when I knew it is probably trash.
Many Nigerians have been fed trash for so long that when they see films with a little touch of brilliance, they begin to overhype them.

Nigerian films are trash and will remain so for the foreseeable future.
You can predict the ending of 99% of Nigerian films, without breaking a sweat.