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Tesla Roadster

Them dey throw bomb for there ba.

BigYash:
Who get interest for Pakistan?

I get person there o.. Free accommodation. You no fit sleep make your mind touch ground. You must always be active..

Evaress:
the day someone offered me a job in a hotel. I said ''''God for bid". Because i know horn*y men that is their favorite spot. As i'm serving them drinks, na my boobies and ikebe dem go dey look.. Anyways some ladies are comfortable been shameless, others still have bit of shame inside of them.

I like the way Benin women think.

MoneyMan5:
Who told you guys the US isn't paying for it? I'm sure they will receive better payment than trading it with China or Russia

They've only paid half a billion so far, whilst having made over 10 billion dollars from sale of same oil.

Life is vanity and everybody dies, if you like pack all the money in the world you will still die someday like a chicken.

Do you know how much first class kings like this receive from wealthy men just as appreciation gifts.

Igbo first class kings have numbers of people like Arthur Eze on speed dial

And yoruba first class kings have number of people like Femi Otedola on speed dial.

Dey play.

MEGAWATCH:
What is the work of Oni to have this kind of money please?


I'm just asking not in bad spirit abeg.


😎

It was 1996 Atlanta sorry 😂

Dancebreaker:
You probably mean 1992 Barcelona or 1996 Atlanta. Na normal thing.

Lol 1994 olympics so many people in Lagos Island japa during that period as they were the most exposed then.

Dancebreaker:
Truth is, perhaps only 1 to 5% ever had a chance of becoming pro footballers. Don't be surprised if 80% of them were never academy players but paid to be included.

In a popular FIFA tourney in the late 90s, I found out that most "supporters" were not. The plane returned to We Hail Thee almost empty.

Those who came as "supporters" later gave us the load-down. One of them I know is a granddad here abroad now. His child born here after he came as a "supporter" don born too.

Nor be today.

Lol he go just waka pass ni jare

You mean trillions of dollars instead, as we need at least 2 trillion dollars to get our economy up to $10,000 gdp per capita which is the lowest gdp per capita you need to be called a middle income economy.

nairalanda1:
The debt is why we get salaries paid and some projects completed, as well as some other things done.

If we wanted a really good life, we would need an economy that is generating hundreds of billions of dollars, not the scanty less than 100 billion dollars it manages, and a gdp that is a joke. That is why when voting next year, look for the candidate that has talked about better domestic productivity.

Congrats Arsenal you guys really deserved it

viperman:
VACANCY:- DRIVER

Experience:- must have at least 5 and above years driving experience.

Education:- At least secondary school education.

Location:- lagos.

Salary:- competitive with accommodation on premises

If you can do the job or have anyone you can recommend for the job, kindly have then email their CV to:- viperautosworld@gmail.com

Did your friends find an institution willing to give them the degree?

SuperOnyi:



I'm in my early twenties. Yes, I know a little about Feynman and his study technique. I just want to start somewhere and get into more advanced stuff eventually.

I'm not here to cram but become a god. I want to use the knowledge to actually build something from scratch and formulate my own theories. It's not a journey that ends in a few years, this is something I will be doing for the rest of my life.

Good luck then, I started with secondary school physics test books, then I read Feynman lectures on physics; this gave me the ability to visualize physics like you are talking about, I am currently focused on math though.

How old are you?

Try reading Feynman lectures on physics if you want to understand physics very well.

.........No more need for this post.........

I'm 31 and I'm liking a girl so much, but she always says she's busy though and does not pick my calls most times when I call, I know she's not lying though because someone else told me she does the same thing to her, I had someone compose a small valentine music poem for her which I will give her tomorrow, but honestly speaking if things don't change by next week I won't bother her again. I'm too old for all this hide and seek nonsense lol.

Getting married right in Nigeria of today is becoming really hard.

Zidane generation was best.

PreshMarvin:
I followed short fair skinned guy and he left me saying he’s not enough for me

Hey what's up

Diamond098454:
11 years older is perfect

When am ready to have a bf that is gonna be the perfect age gap to look after

How old are you?

Ifexibe:
The spambot keeps banning and deleting my reply.

You go pay registration money o.

Your WhatsApp number I don't have access to that email anymore.

Ifexibe:
The spambot keeps banning and deleting my reply.

You go pay registration money o.

How can I get in contact with you?

josielewa:
only foolish people who just started yahoo ysterday will be casted. Real OGs wont be bothered and x wont still get the real location. update boku, just that i dont support yahoo, if not i for don get big body inside benzo oloye

How can I contact you?

Ifexibe:
Update pass update.
Work pass work.
I'm a hardcore tech/CyberSecurity guy.

Believe me when I tell you, those are just the tip of the iceberg. 😎😂

Bro how can I connect with you, I need to learn updates cheers.

adamkkk:
this is not hacking na... very simple step to do, my friend from US actually told me abt it

let me find d screenshot brb

Teach me

UniqueLeo:
Please help with this...

Kindly link me to your UK agent

RockHard:
Awon pessimists tun ti de. Una must sha find a reason to lament and complain, even before the initiative kicks off. Guy, you'll always have alternatives; you can simply fuel your gen and use that instead if you feel the cost of steady electricity is too much for you or better still remain in darkness while those that value the development pay for it in peace, I'm sure nobody will beat you.


If Una go Ghana Una go say they better pass Nigeria because of their (very expensive) relatively stable electricity. Nigeria is gradually moving in the direction of providing stable electricity but the perpetual pessimists and wailers would have none of that. They must always find cause to wail.

Expensive

Lol with 30 cedis(2k) you can get electricity for a whole month here

Marxist001:
Boss

My life is in shambles right now. Since I finished secondary school, I have always been having sex with a woman in my dreams. At first I thought it was fun, but during my time in the University I started noticing that each time I have sex in my dream all my plans for the next day doesn't go well.

Post-Nysc , I quickly got a job. Two kids and a wife, in and out of jobs. I won't have sex in dream for a long time, but each time I go for an interview or working on a big project, boooooom, the woman will appear in my dreams and we will have sex, the next day what I'm gonna hear will be stories.

At a point I got so tired, I prayed and fasted my breakthrough came, but if I slow down on prayer , the woman will visit. Sometimes she will be forcing me to have sex and we will be running around looking for a hidden place.

At first I thought maybe I don't have enough sex from my wife, told my wife all about it , and we decided to knack ourselves like animals; yet if someone promise to help me , once I have that dream, immediately I will know that the whole thing has burseted , and true to my words, na story go end am.

At a time, I always have problems with my wife for no reason, I love my wife so much, though she's not a Nigerian and we haven't been together for two years. when she came back to Nigeria, it wasn't easy for me, constant quarells, fight and heated arguments.

I left Lagos, traveled to the North to consult a very strong Mallam; he said there's a spirit hovering around my bedroom every night. It didn't come as a surprise to me, because I feel it and I'm not afraid of it.

Recently I got a job offer, I'm supposed to resume training by Teusday. I have gone for this same Job before, passed the interview and all the test. The management congratulated me and asked me to resume the upper week; I got home and started looking forward to resumption. That night I had this same sex dream, immediately I woke up I cried out loudly, as usual I didn't get to resume again. Told my wife, she went to different churches for consultations, I entered prayers. Now, the same company sent me a message to resume.
I'm just afraid of sleeping tonight. Maybe I will stay awake till morning

Charge your phone to the fullest pick a very good Christian song and play it while you sleep make sure you pray too, and have faith.

funshint:
But that's the problem with we Nigerians. How will you be somewhere and everybody know that you're Nigerian?! Na unnecessary show-off they bring all this kain wahala. Unless I tell you, you can't know my nationality.

Ghanaians ask they are very tribalistic plus they all speak twi so once you don’t speak it they know you are not Ghanaian.

mjuvey3:
You need to appease your ancestors.

You see,our parents are to be blamed most times we're going through crisis in life...Do you know why?

Most of them know the source of our problems but some of them are scared we might be pissed if they reveal the source.

Imagine a lineage where their ancestors has sworn with their blood to always worship a certain deity and their offsprings deviate, forgetting that blood covenant is sacred and special.

Lol blood convenant is easily broken by the blood of Jesus particularly if you were not the one who took such convenant(your ancestors or so did on your behalf).