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Politics / Re: Improved Electricity: Lagos Targets 20hrs Power Supply Daily To Residents by pulsa(m): 11:18am On Jun 12, 2023
RockHard:


Awon pessimists tun ti de. Una must sha find a reason to lament and complain, even before the initiative kicks off. Guy, you'll always have alternatives; you can simply fuel your gen and use that instead if you feel the cost of steady electricity is too much for you or better still remain in darkness while those that value the development pay for it in peace, I'm sure nobody will beat you.


If Una go Ghana Una go say they better pass Nigeria because of their (very expensive) relatively stable electricity. Nigeria is gradually moving in the direction of providing stable electricity but the perpetual pessimists and wailers would have none of that. They must always find cause to wail.


Expensive

Lol with 30 cedis(2k) you can get electricity for a whole month here
Romance / Re: About Dreams by pulsa(m): 6:52pm On May 16, 2023
Marxist001:
Boss

My life is in shambles right now. Since I finished secondary school, I have always been having sex with a woman in my dreams. At first I thought it was fun, but during my time in the University I started noticing that each time I have sex in my dream all my plans for the next day doesn't go well.

Post-Nysc , I quickly got a job. Two kids and a wife, in and out of jobs. I won't have sex in dream for a long time, but each time I go for an interview or working on a big project, boooooom, the woman will appear in my dreams and we will have sex, the next day what I'm gonna hear will be stories.

At a point I got so tired, I prayed and fasted my breakthrough came, but if I slow down on prayer , the woman will visit. Sometimes she will be forcing me to have sex and we will be running around looking for a hidden place.

At first I thought maybe I don't have enough sex from my wife, told my wife all about it , and we decided to knack ourselves like animals; yet if someone promise to help me , once I have that dream, immediately I will know that the whole thing has burseted , and true to my words, na story go end am.

At a time, I always have problems with my wife for no reason, I love my wife so much, though she's not a Nigerian and we haven't been together for two years. when she came back to Nigeria, it wasn't easy for me, constant quarells, fight and heated arguments.

I left Lagos, traveled to the North to consult a very strong Mallam; he said there's a spirit hovering around my bedroom every night. It didn't come as a surprise to me, because I feel it and I'm not afraid of it.

Recently I got a job offer, I'm supposed to resume training by Teusday. I have gone for this same Job before, passed the interview and all the test. The management congratulated me and asked me to resume the upper week; I got home and started looking forward to resumption. That night I had this same sex dream, immediately I woke up I cried out loudly, as usual I didn't get to resume again. Told my wife, she went to different churches for consultations, I entered prayers. Now, the same company sent me a message to resume.
I'm just afraid of sleeping tonight. Maybe I will stay awake till morning

Charge your phone to the fullest pick a very good Christian song and play it while you sleep make sure you pray too, and have faith.
Romance / Re: My Experience At A Ghanaian Beach by pulsa(m): 5:46pm On May 10, 2023
funshint:
But that's the problem with we Nigerians. How will you be somewhere and everybody know that you're Nigerian?! Na unnecessary show-off they bring all this kain wahala. Unless I tell you, you can't know my nationality.

Ghanaians ask they are very tribalistic plus they all speak twi so once you don’t speak it they know you are not Ghanaian.
Health / Re: My Daily Plight With Flies by pulsa(m): 9:44pm On Apr 18, 2023
cool
mjuvey3:
You need to appease your ancestors.

You see,our parents are to be blamed most times we're going through crisis in life...Do you know why?

Most of them know the source of our problems but some of them are scared we might be pissed if they reveal the source.

Imagine a lineage where their ancestors has sworn with their blood to always worship a certain deity and their offsprings deviate, forgetting that blood covenant is sacred and special.


Lol blood convenant is easily broken by the blood of Jesus particularly if you were not the one who took such convenant(your ancestors or so did on your behalf).
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by pulsa(m): 9:37pm On Apr 13, 2023
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Who vouches for him please?
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by pulsa(m): 11:19am On Apr 12, 2023
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Can anyone vouch for him?
Romance / Re: Jacob Married 2 Blood Sisters, Why Is It So Wrong To Have Sex With 2 Sisters Now by pulsa(m): 6:48pm On Apr 07, 2023
headofschool:
I am a practical Christian so let me tell you why I choose to live in a Christian way.
1. in our culture human who monitor the proceedings of the gods were also some kind of gods. when they get angry, they can conjure the spirit of the gods to do evil to another fellow just because they are angry . I have learnt in Christianity that God is alive. Therefore the priest/pastor would only let his/her grievances out to God and God can decide to give him utterance like Elisha or God can fight for him like Daniel, like me too. Above all, God cannot be manipulated. An ogun worshipper can conjure tricks to kill an honestly flourishing young man, ogun will kill the man who has not done any harm. the ogun worshipper may later realise his mistakes years after but deed has been done. they usually manipulate osun goddess to provide rain to disrupt activities of innocent people or sango to strike a young and promising village man abroad. this does not happen with people who serve a living God. God cannot be manipulated. He sees you, He knows your heart decisions, he knows what you are about to do even if the person right next to you does not know.

2. Christianity completely removed the need for blood sacrifice (human or animal). I only need a name. how sweet is that?? can you imagine if we have to kill a goat in this present economy to appease the gods?? (if you want to talk about tithe and offering..don't go there. in those days farmers take produce to appease gods too especially hunters just to secure their safety in the next season/trip). imagine using 89 keys to enter your house before and now there is a secure smart-voice-control, how easy and cool is that??

The reason why we have adulterated christians nowadays is simply because of fear and laziness. some have become prophet's puppets , prophets tell them what to wear, where to go etc. some do not want to be identified with being an egungun worshipper or osun worshipper. A true Christian will read the word of God, which is the mind of God, the Bible.

Those are the two reasons why I became a Christian asides from gift of salvation

Well said reason number 1 is the main reason.
Celebrities / Re: Mother Of Singer, Seyi Vibez Is Dead by pulsa(m): 12:54pm On Mar 17, 2023
atikuacute:
Rip cry this my favourite genz artiste besides Asake of course
He’s actually 33 years old 1990

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Crime / Re: Man Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Killing Father In Akwa-Ibom by pulsa(m): 12:19pm On Mar 14, 2023
Nwadu:
Anger precedes regrets...

I was so angered by a guy last year. I almost went to his house to go fight him. But on a second thought I decided to let things sly.

Woke up next morning to the news of his death. He died in his sleep

Guys, imagine if I had taken that fight to him

He might have died in that fight God saved your life, you probably have a great destiny and the devil planned to use your anger to derail Gods plan in your life.

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Religion / Re: My Encounter With The Marine World. by pulsa(m): 2:01pm On Mar 03, 2023
Littlechild:


You can get married when you are fully mature. Age 33, 35 and 38. At these age you will see and look at things differently. As you get to these age, your wants, likes and desire changes. You will come to see the physical beauty of girls as fake charm.

Character and chastisement will become more valid for you because without character your marriage will surely faith.

True as a man who is currently 28 and has been through a lot of things, I think very differently now than 5 years ago, can’t wait to see how differently I’ll think 5 years form now.

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Religion / Re: My Encounter With The Marine World. by pulsa(m): 3:12am On Mar 03, 2023
Littlechild:
Pidaa. What I see here is not of marine powers but witchcraft powers . They are tried to initiate you but your spirit man rejected it. People like you on nairaland are the reasons why I write esoterically. When I first started writing my esoteric stories, many here insulted me. All manner of insult which are (devils arrows)s was release against me just to discourage me. But thanks to nairaland darling "MariaAngel" who encourage me to keep my esoteric writings alive. I then continue my writings because I am different from them all and my difference is what make unique in God eyes.

What you need right now is spiritual awareness. You are still on the resistant stages. Your real life battle has not even stated. If you continue to rersist the enemies via prayers you will succeed in life.

As veteran of spiritual battles I will give you some few piece of advice that will be of help to you.

My first advice to you is to tell you have three enemies you must fight.

1. The world
2. The flesh (sin)
3. The Devils.

In other for you to defeat your first enemies, you must forsake the world system. It will help you to defeat your second enemy.

You must defeat sin in other for you to defeat the third enemy - the devils. To defeat demons, your flesh must be crucified.

My second advice to you is that, always fill your prayers scripture and fire. Tell God to answer you in according to his word (Isaiah 42:13)(Exodus 14:14)(Deu 9:3)(Psalm 97:3)(Isaiah 66:15) in Jesus name.

My third advice to you is to stay away from sexual intercouse with women. You can not defeat your enemies while sexually active. Demons can destroy you through sex with women, especially Nigeria women. The vagina of a woman will weaken you spiritually

My fought advice to you is, do not marry early. Pray always and pursue your purpose. I mean, what fulfilled you. I repeat, avoid relationships. It will weakebn your spiritual man. Most girls you see today are losers. Some are agent, while some carriers of demons.

My last advice to you is that, do not go into pastoral work. Don't let anyone deceive you in to that which is not your devine calling.

WARNING: Don't marry for beauty. Look at the content and not the container.


When is the right time to marry?

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Religion / Re: My Encounter With The Marine World. by pulsa(m): 12:55am On Mar 03, 2023
williamssamuel1:
Am a Christian,from a responsible family, I have been fasten for two days now, I have been having this feelings, concerning the recent presidential election, what is your says about that, any revelation,

I believe God wants to use this election to totally humiliate some people who think themselves powerful in Nigeria.

Harder victories teach us more than easy victories, if the mandate is returned Nigerias rule of law will be stronger, the Nigerian populace would have more confidence to demand better governance form every elected official.

God is using these events to actually make the Nigerian democracy stronger, because strength is born from struggle and not an easy life.

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Religion / Re: My Encounter With The Marine World. by pulsa(m): 12:51am On Mar 03, 2023
Richdee1:


When you pray at night, what do you pray against?
I feel I need to pray more as my prayer life has not been consistent, finances Zero, moving forward Zero, it's just like I'm in one place
What scripture would you direct me to use
Don't mind sister fire or whatever, there would always be a distraction
Please bible verse, I also fight a lot in my dreams, I see my self where God want me to be in my dreams but I'm the opposite of it when I wake up
I'm fuckiing tired!!!!!

The best kind of dreams, keep praying and after every such dream wake up and either bound the dreams(bad dreams) or command the dreams to start manifesting in the physical in your life(good dreams).

You can also pray these prayers at night, they work.

https://dangerousprayer./2015/02/06/50-dangerous-prayers-bring-restoration/

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Religion / Re: My Encounter With The Marine World. by pulsa(m): 12:12am On Mar 03, 2023
Gurakel123:
How do i get disconnected from spiritual husband totally?
Fasting and prayer 🙏
Properties / Re: Is Our Landlord Using Our Glory While We Stay In His House by pulsa(m): 10:16pm On Feb 10, 2023
godofuck231:
Go to your father , not a pastor who doesn't know didly squat , your father or grand father and strip naked , beg him for help as his child , he will bath you with salt and cover you with palm kernel oil , let me know when your land lord starts going blind or sick

Holy water is kinda better.
Religion / Re: I Cannot Be With A Man. I Am Half-human & Snake & Have A Spiritual Husband (Vid) by pulsa(m): 11:39am On Feb 10, 2023
Staywithbina:
stories like this are so real, I can tell u of the girl that killed her Aunty's 3 daughters and sacrificed them ,the girl used to paint my nails and scratch my junior brother and I stomach at night,I will wake up in the morning with scratches on my stomach and a nail polish on my nail and they were out neighbor,she openly confessed and I was there live and direct ,abi u want me to tell u about my own self and the people that follow me ,omo no be everybody be normal person for here that's why u need to be spiritually fortified because e get people wey pass u for that side and this life is more spiritual than physical if u don't know ,if I will doubt other people's story ,I won't doubt myself because I know wetin de happen for my own side wey nobody know except few of my imidiate family members

Exactly stories plenty na last two years I realize sey my extended family na confirm witches and wizard 😂.
Religion / Re: I Cannot Be With A Man. I Am Half-human & Snake & Have A Spiritual Husband (Vid) by pulsa(m): 11:33am On Feb 10, 2023
Jen96:
how dd it happen?
Oh I once went to a prophets house for prayers, they had fasted for 7 days and I was supposed to bath with the water the church members had prayed in and sleep in the prophets house overnight then return the next day, so I went there and after bathing in the church, I went to their house, it was there I realized that they were not real Christian’s, what Christian eats only from an earthen pot 😂.

Any way long and short I started praying and praying and their attitude towards me changed, not long after getting to their house, I did not sleep that night even though they asked me to sleep on the sofa in the visitors room, I kept praying and praying, and then I noticed that the wife came out naked from top to bottom and turned off the light in the main living room. I thought nothing of it and kept listening to my gospel music, and praying.

And then like 30 mins later I turned and saw a cat approaching me in the visitor room, on using my flashlight it ran towards the living room and so I followed it, Omo as I entered I saw the woman on the floor naked oh, she stood up and went inside the bedroom instantly.

Na since then I don’t trust pastors or prophets again, any issue I have I pray and believe God will answer me. I don’t even attend church again, most people in churches are not what they seem.

It was after leaving I realized that they had put something in my food but it did not work and that was why they were angry, cause they kept coming to the visitors room to check on me every 5 mins asking how I felt, not in a they were concerned way but in a way you ask for update from someone sick who just took a medicine.

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Religion / Re: I Cannot Be With A Man. I Am Half-human & Snake & Have A Spiritual Husband (Vid) by pulsa(m): 9:54am On Feb 10, 2023
outofthebox:

I never believed all these things not until late last year. You wouldn't know these things exist until you experience it. Africans and occultism sha
True experience makes you realize there are spiritual things in life, last 2 years I saw someone turn into an animal and since then I’ve realized that there are principalities and powers in this world.

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Education / Re: Student Runs Around In Wild Excitement After Seeing His Results (Pics/Video) by pulsa(m): 5:07pm On Jan 21, 2023
Temmylee02:
This was me back in the days, but now we no even use the work chop, nah tech we dey shook head now🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

May God bless your effort in Jesus name amen 🙏.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghana's Currency Slumps To World’s Worst Performer Versus Dollar by pulsa(m): 3:39pm On Oct 18, 2022
brandsoncharlie:

U think 13 Cedis is 13 Naira grin
Let Nigeria remove the two zeros it will be 7.50 Naira .
They actually removed 4 zeros actually.
Romance / Re: If You Know Lagos Very Well Where's This Place. (photo) by pulsa(m): 10:27am On Oct 18, 2022
Oshodi Brt terminal you are actually standing on the pedestrian bridge that links the two opposite terminals.

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Travel / Re: Can A Belgian Student Visa Be Used For Transiting Through France? by pulsa(m): 6:41pm On Sep 20, 2022
MrBrownJay1:


you can travel unrestricted through all of EU with any schenghen visa (student included)

Okay thanks
Travel / Can A Belgian Student Visa Be Used For Transiting Through France? by pulsa(m): 5:52pm On Sep 20, 2022
Can I use a Belgian student visa to transit via France?
Romance / . by pulsa(m): 10:51am On Aug 28, 2022
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Career / How To Translate Documents Into Spanish? by pulsa(m): 9:03am On Aug 12, 2022
How do I proceed on translating some documents into spanish.
Romance / . by pulsa(m): 2:35pm On Aug 06, 2022
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Romance / Re: She Broke Up With Me After An Abortion by pulsa(m): 3:04am On Aug 03, 2022
Baddestbiitch:
You don't love her cry


I do love her terribly, and would do anything to have her back.
Romance / Re: She Broke Up With Me After An Abortion by pulsa(m): 8:44pm On Jul 31, 2022
Persephone1:
I will suggest you take a break from sex because obviously you ejaculate nutrients your brain could have made use of.

You wan lie ontop being selfish and entitled? And you think you have the mental ability to judge comprehension skills?

After our 'last' argument the argument before this one sigh.
Romance / Re: She Broke Up With Me After An Abortion by pulsa(m): 8:15pm On Jul 31, 2022
Acidbath:


And you even broke up with her because of it.

It's enough to give someone second thoughts.

Just give her space biko.

This was long before we got back together, she broke up with me.
Romance / Re: She Broke Up With Me After An Abortion by pulsa(m): 8:11pm On Jul 31, 2022
Acidbath:
Na wo..

After abortion, the guilt and all, you unleashed yourself as a sex maniac. angry

I think so too the guilt and the fact that she feels I'm the cause of it is probably what's at play here.
Romance / Re: She Broke Up With Me After An Abortion by pulsa(m): 8:08pm On Jul 31, 2022
Persephone1:
You dumped a lady in anger a few days after abortion because she isn't giving " enough sex" but somehow in your selfish entitled mind she's the problem.

I'm glad she realized what a fool she had been allowing an inconsiderate man in her life to the extent of aborting for him. I hope she gets over her guilt and she makes better choices next time.

Ladies,If at all you go date Nigerian Men please go for the Rich ones oooo. That way you won't be risking too much for little.

This was way before we even realized that she was pregnant, comprehension is a problem for you guys.

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