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Juicethekid:
wow intresting thanks for your contributiom
Are you a remote worker?

Used to be, now I have a startup of my own.

Igyeseh:
People with the CSS knowledge should come forward and answer.

So many misconceptions here

Css is not a programming language it is an html styler

Html is also not a programming language. It’s a markup language.

If you don’t know css you might not be a good frontend engineer but you u can still learn a backend language and kick ass (python, ruby, php, golang, c#, c++, e.t.c)

You can also try using bootstrap to reduce your css usage, also people mostly copy css code, check template sites and download beautiful templates you love and edit their css files to suit your task, no need starting from ground up.

I’m assuming you are a software developer.

Check remote job boards for jobs that are listed as remote(earth) or remote(100%) very important, as most remote jobs are remote(USA/Canada/Europe).

Apply to as many of them as you can, updating and personalizing your cv each time to each job post, use a service like resumake.io to accomplish this.

Then you will have to progress through interview stages (either take home project or hacker rank test, then a zoom call, and maybe one other interview) of the companies that reply back with interest. Note most companies don’t even reply and most of the replies you get will be negative but keep your head high and keep applying sooner or later you will be getting interviews.

Also keep track of how many interest you get if you get one call back from 10 application that means you need to apply to roughly 50 companies to get a job as even an average programmer should be able to scale through at least 20 percent of companies interview process.

The experience? Well each experience is unique but the first month is you trying to adapt and all, after that you should get the hang of it.

Remote job boards:
Remote-developer-jobs.com
Remotive.io
Stackoverflow jobs
Weworkremotely.com
Havkernews(whoishiring) monthly thread
You can find more online

Best of luck to you if you have any other question I’m happy to answer.

All the Governors/Politicians are now on their toes.

#EndSars shock them die.

Werey dey disguise.

EndBadGovernance

Let’s kick all of them out come 2023.

Another Tinubu sponsored slanderous article.

Was expecting something like this since Bode George called for the toll gate to be demolished.

My disdain for that Tinubu grows ever more.

Funny enough I used to respect him, thinking him to be a strategic and intelligent leader. But any man who will prioritize money over other people’s lives is not a role model, such person is not even fit to be called a human being in my own opinion.

In my humble opinion as a Nigerian, Yoruba man and an indigene of Lagos state.

I say;

Demolish that toll gate.
EndSars
EndBadGovernance
EndPoliceBrutality
EndMilitaryBrutality

Those mother.f..kers don’t give a Bleep about us they divide us by tribe and feast on the national cake jointly and with camaraderie.

Nairaland has been infiltrated by trolls, and government apologists who are trying their best to peddle a false and horrible narrative that questions events which we all saw and know deeply in our hearts happened.

People died for God sake, the severity of this issue is similar to Americans questioning if 9/11 ever happened, claiming all footage to be doctored.

The quietness of the moderators and their inability to handle these trolls is very irritating and unacceptable.

Goodbye nairaland.

Done like 2hours before, the girl just dey runaway, come see complain; I wan kill am, her womb Dey pain am lol.

Stephenmoka4:
Stayed with my aunties: three of them. It wasn't a good experience but, it did shapened me and changed so many things about me.

I do receive different kinds of insults/abusive words and it really hurts listening to them.

I received beating and tissue damaging impacts from them, especially the youngest one.

Once they give orders, please let it be. Failure to adhere to it, we might get severely punished.

N50 was a huge amount to me and I don't even see N20 to take to school, I eat when I come back home.

Fear was the ruler then, the atmosphere was filled with terror. Someone knock, you'll be scared of opening. Why ? if she finds out, then I'll learn what opening door for strangers is like (cane, punishment etc)

No hanging around outside, if spotted outside for no valid reason (hang clothes* or going to store etc). It is hell in a cell.

Spoiling or breaking of items, accident or mistakes are not allowed. It will end up with a slap on the face.

Once you do something wrong and no beating occurs, still hold for the evening and if nothing happens, wait till that week is over. Then you're likely and miraculously free unless similar action repeats itself (X2)

Don't go to her room, just don't when not invited. If you do, get ready for terror.

If you sleep on the couch, please wake up (especially when told to go to your room). Slap await thee.

Please do not keep the house unkept or incomplete chores.

I don't ask for extra (food), whatever is given; by assumption, it is satiable.

After eating or a drink is shared, clean up an say thank you to all three of them.

Many more...


What happened to me later, well it changed and perception to the following:

1. Love: I do not believe in love from others, I assume love starts from the primary person and depletes according with closeness to people .

2. Profile and personality: I now keep a low profile and complex personality. When I was very little, I know I was a busy body and talkative and the likes but, it's all changed now.

3. Friends and relationship: I keep a small amount of people (quite introvert), I build a decent relationship among people and try to always make an impact among them.

4. Women: It actually changed my view here, I don't have a partner currently and not sure about one. I was in the hands of 3 grown women (aunties) and it was tiger, bear and wolf alignment. I do keep a very small amount of female friends. I don't think I have any sort of romantic emotions or feelings (it all seems dead).

5. Horror and terror : I grew up around them in that way. It kind of link a few things I like in such category e.g. I love terror in the woods/garden, terrifying scenes in movies, I love villians too.

Wow just wow

Libra ko?

#Bail must be free.
#EndSars.
#EndSwat.
#EndPoliceBrutality.

Kendumazy:
"No employment of ex Sars into SWAT"To be honest, this reform is still fair enough. What we should be looking for to is the New SWAT performing to upto our expectations. If you have any brothers or sisters, implore them to leave any protest for now so as the government not to see it as a riot. May God spare everyone's life till next year. From all of us at Giantplushub! We say, Happy new year in advance!!

Check my signature below for our shipping services, make payment to India, customized items and lots more.

New year in advance.
Guy wetin Dey do you,
You wan ja go 2021 abi
New year for October,

Leave which protest
EndPoliceBrutality
EndSars
EndSwat

Werey in disguise.

DenreleDave:
FOOLISH COMMENT ALERT

One side of my heart is happy with you but baba, must u do this in the public.. What if irate police reach there shoot any of una gun, wetin u go explain to God for heaven

Don't you know that protest is a sin?

My other side of heart;

I hope in the next protest 5 to 10 years later, you wunt propose divorce court letter to her..

As u take propose for public, please kindly update and upload the divorce letter online


Nairalanders, G*y alert.. Moniker is Danielstainz

Na why I go Bleep blessing be this

StacyO:
Please pardon the errors and try read through.
It'll be a very concise writeup.

A friend of mine is seeking for help with what she's going through and this is me trying to table it here for better advice.


Her first relationship last year August crashed due to her inability to add sex to the table.
Being a virgin,she just doesn't want to give in at all.
Now,her main problem is that every guy she come across wants to get in between her legs by every means possible and according to her, she have encountered 4 rape attempts from her close friends.
Even her dad is not spared from the temptation and keeping male friends(which has always been the best) is now a horror show. Their form of excuse is either she was "irresistible or was sending the wrong signs" She told me the last rape attempt was this afternoon by a very close friend. Her question goes thus 1) Is she possessed by some sensual spirit? 2) What do you think might be wrong with her?

Because as it stands now,she is depressed, bitter,suicidal and I won't lie, this is how feminism starts.
What do you think is going on? Your advice is needed, I don't want to lose someone this 2020
You can bash too if you want.

Introduce me to her, if she’s fine and cool then we are cool.

Her name is blessing she goes to my sister church.
She stays in lag, plus I get appointment with am this weekend sef, and I been Dey find way back out sef.

But since una like am I go make sure sey I Bleep am.

Eternal vigilance is the price to pay for freedom, always be vigilant.

Electricity
Education
Corruption
Favorable Business Environment

These are also issues that we need to lend our voices to.

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Zzor:
To my children:Be strong when you are alone,but let there be that unbreakable bond when you are together,always watch out for each other,to you my eldest child,i urge and command you to step into my shoes,remember you must not fail me,i have always prayed to God to watch over you all for me and so shall it be,as I joined my beloved husband,we shall continue to pray for you all in heaven.Dont mourn me too much,i lived a good and fulfilled life,i was and still so proud of you all.Hugs them all,i was the only one crying profusely,she was so fond of me.These were the last words of my grandma to her children,the great princess of .......... land.I also wished that too

Who tell you say you go get children sef
You fit go die before your husband sef, that is if you marry sef.

OlogoJ:
The next president is in both attached pictures. Guess which of them and win an Innoson SUV.

Only time shall tell.

DenreleDave:
Laycon we love u.

If I was there, I will go naked coz of laycon aswear

Are you a guy or girl abi hermaphodite sef

Bro just have self respect that’s all, telling a girl you love her does not make you a simp, but make sure you have self respect, if she errs make her know, shout on her when you need to, have your life goals, and focus on accomplishing them.

Moderators front page pls, this guy has been through a lot.

joviegghead:
Hmmm
Sad! PSG must be frustrated rn. I also feel bad for my boy Neymar. But then again, this is part of the ugly sides football.
Rivalry can be crazy at times and players let it go to their heads.
For example Barca vs Madrid(in the past) always saw Messi get bullied, shoved in the head, Ramos and pepe were always ready to break legs.

It sometimes goes beyond the game. Tempers flare. One teammate gets injured, ref makes soft decision(e.g not showing card) and the offended team tries to get justice by "taking laws into their legs", and boom, trouble starts.

I hate seeing things like this.

Who remembers the Portugal match in 2006 world Cup in Germany, or was it?

Portugal vs Netherland bloody match, it was so bloody fifa even gave the ref a yellow card after the match

Hey guys is rav4 a chicks car, or is it also for guys?

Palema007:
Lol... Yes I've seen this ideology countless time even from Men, but believe me it is the most selfish idea ever. For any relationship to work it takes mutual love, respect and kindness. When it is one sided it becomes a burden to the committed one.

Yes one can bank on the other person's feeling and get into a relationship/marriage but what happens when the other gets tired of trying to create love enough for TWO? What happens when the one without love ends up loving another outside the relationship? Where will the willingness to fight for one's marriage come from when trouble arises. What happens when the one without love gets tired and wants more? There are so many disadvantages attached to banking on another's feelings. I don't encourage it.

So on point, never force love at all oh, na you go tire las las, talking from experience here oh.

You don’t know how to use pronouns and that made this write up hard to digest. But apart from that good points you listed here.

habymi:
can u pls explain for me what a simp means?

Simpleton
Pussy ass nigga
A man who kisses a woman’s ass to irritating extents.
E.t.c

Hezmatosky:
I have been noticing something right from primary school days. Anyone whose name starts with the letter Z, always behave somehow

Zebucanezer

Astrology101:
Sorry about how things went between you.

Do you mind to share what happened ?

Maybe some other time, not in the mood for reminiscing currently.

Astrology101:
What?

How manipulating, unforgiving, secretive and sadly lovable a Scorpio women can be. I just had a first hand experience of this. I still love her and still wish things could end up in a better outcome. (courtesy of being a libra I guess) but I don’t think that is really possible again now had I know all these earlier I will have understood her more and gone about things in a different better way.

Astrology101:
Scorpio - Scorpion- October 23 - November 21

Facts

Modality:
Fixed
Element:
Water
Ruler:
Pluto,
Mars
Season:
Fall
8th Sign
of Zodiac
Metal: Steel, Iron
Stone: Topaz,
Opal
Color: Gold,
Purple
Anatomy: Genital
organs, bladder,
bowels
Symbol - Scorpion/Eagle

Scorpio Strength Keywords:
- Loyal
- Passionate
- Resourceful
- Observant
- Dynamic

Scorpio Weakness Keywords:

- Jealous
- Obsessive
- Suspicious
- Manipulative
- Unyielding
Scorpio and Independence:
Scorpios are fiercely independent. They are able to
accomplish anything they put their mind to and they
won't give up. They are perfectly suited to being on
their own. They are not social butterflies like some
other zodiac signs and some actually prefer to live on
their own that way there is never any issue of who
controls what at home, they like to be in control.

Scorpio and Friendship:

Relationships with Scorpio are always complicated,
just like the person, their relationships are a series of
extremes, they can even be downright moody for no
apparent reason. Scorpios are known for their
possessiveness and jealousy but on the other hand,
they are extremely loyal. Scorpios have an excellent
memory and combined with an inability to let things
go, they can hold a grudge against someone who did
them harm forever, in fact a Scorpio rarely if never
forgives and forgets. They will even go as far as get
vengeance on the person. On the other hand, they
will always remember a kind gesture forever and
repay it. Any kind selfless gesture done to a Scorpio
will gain trust and respect which is extremely
important to them in any relationship, either
romantic or not. The best advice is to be honest with
a Scorpio friend and in return, you will gain an
amazing friend you will never forget and who will be
loyal to you and never make false promises. Their
truthful and shocking sense of humor if different
than that of any other zodiac sign and the Scorpio
makes an amazing, powerful interesting friend that
can be trusted.

Scorpio and Business:

Scorpios make excellent doctors, surgeons, scientists
and leaders, they are perfectly suited to any form of
business that makes a difference in the world, greatly
impacts people and society and a most importantly,
Scorpio has to be in a power position, this is why
these careers are suited to the Scorpio, they all
demand one person in supreme control giving
orders and leading a unit of people/practices. In
business, Scorpios tend to easily gather wealth, they
make very wise business decisions and they are very
conservative about spending their money. Scorpios
are known for making money and hiding it, they will
not announce it due to to fear that others will take
the same route and becoming a possible competitor,
or worse try to use the Scorpio to their advantage to
use them for their money.

Scorpio and Temperament:

Scorpios are extremely ambitious, persistent and
determined which is shown through a power hungry,
controlling attitude. Not in a stubborn sense
however, because a Scorpio will work for what they
want and control will justified reasons. This is
obvious to any onlooker. A Scorpio never gives up,
they are so determined to reach their goal. The key to
this success is their flexibility. They are able to re-
survey a situation and take a different approach if
necessary. This makes them very adaptable and
versatile. Scorpios are fierce competitors, combined
with their powers of observation and their excellent
memory, they will recall facts and when necessary,
bring them to the table at the time of need. They will
win justly, with proper facts and arguments to
support their thoughts and opinions. Scorpios are
excellent at restoring order to a chaotic situation and
they are just as capable of manipulating for their own
greed and benefit. The un-evolved Scorpio is a very
dangerous person because they use their powers to
benefit only them and step on other people in order
to satisfy their own greed.

Scorpio Deep Inside:

Scorpio is the most misunderstood of all astrology
signs. They are all about intensity and contradictions.
They like to be aware of a situation and always know
what's going on, figuring this out with their probing
mind, on the other hand, they are interested in the
occult, the paranormal, conspiracy theories and
other types of similar unknown mysteries. They are
very capable of hiding their true feelings and
motivations, they often have ulterior motives or a
hidden agenda.
Scorpios are all about control, they need to be in
control at all times. To be out of control is very
threatening, even dangerous to the Scorpio's psyche,
when they control, they feel safe.
Scorpios are very emotional, their emotions are
intensified, both good emotions and bad. Negative
emotions of jealousy and resentment are hallmarks
of this turbulent astrology sign. On the other side,
Scorpios are well known for their forceful and
powerful drive to succeed and their amazing
dedication. Scorpios are constantly trying to
understand their emotions through finding a deeper
purpose in life.
Scorpios are very intuitive, but not as in a psychic
sense, more as intuitive into the human mind, they
have a great understanding of the mystery and the
power of the human mind.
Scorpios have a fear of failure which they keep
hidden extremely well, should their confrontation not
be successful, or their career fail, they will simply use
their adaptive skill to quickly move and and leave the
bad experience behind. Do not ever expect them to
fess up or share their tale with anyone however
because this shows signs of weakness and Scorpio
always wins, they are always the self-proclaimed
best! One of the reasons they seem like they always
accomplish their goals is because they set tangible
short-term goals that they know they can accomplish,
they know what they are capable of and this is what
they go for.
Scorpios are very weary about trusting anyone, a
person needs to gain their trust and this gets built up
over time and once all the 'trust tests' have been
passed, Scorpio loves deeply and intensely.
Underneath the cool exterior, energies and emotions
are constantly flowing but the Scorpio deals with this
be channeling this into useful activities, hobbies,
relationships or a career. This is never apparent to
the outside observer but knowing this fact explains
why Scorpios are so passionate about whatever it is
that they are undertaking. Scorpios have powerful
instincts and they trust their own gut feeling which is
another reason why a Scorpio seldom fails.
The ongoing lesson in life for those born under the
Scorpio zodiac signs, is to channel their powerful
energy into positive goals and not succumbing to the
darker forces in life such as manipulation and greed,
they will then have great success in their life and
have a clean, happy conscience and a circle of friends
they can trust and hold dear to them.

Scorpio in a Nutshell:

Scorpio is the astrology sign of extremes and
intensity. Scorpios are very deep, intense people,
there is always more then meets the eye. They
present a cool, detached and unemotional air to the
world yet lying underneath is tremendous power,
extreme strength, intense passion and a strong will
and a persistent drive. Scorpios have a very
penetrative mind, do not be surprised if they ask
questions, they are trying to delve deeper and figure
things out and survey the situation. They always want
to know why, where and any other possible detail
they can possibly know. Scorpio's are very weary of
the games that other people try to play and they are
very aware of it. Scorpios tend to dominate and
control anyone that lets them, or anyone that they
find weak. The person that a Scorpio respects and
holds close to them is treated with amazing kindness,
loyalty and generosity. On the outside, a Scorpio has
great secretiveness and mystery. This magnetically
draws people to them. They are known to be
controlling and too ambitious but only because they
need control for this makes them feel safe.

What it's Like to Date a Scorpio Woman:

Scorpio woman is very emotional, very demanding
and very demonstrative. She is full of flair and
intrigue, a fascinating woman that the strong A-type
personality male will adore, for she presents the
right amount of challenge with the right amount of
rewards. The Scorpio woman is the ultimate
seductive, flirtatious woman. She won't give a man
her heart very easily because she is weary of trusting
another person. The man will have to go through a
series of 'mental testes' in order for the relationship
to get solid and close. She may not show it, but she
wants a close committed relationship. Ion order for
this, the man has to be trusted, has to be affectionate
and never try to control her. She is very possessive
but the Scorpio woman is so full of mystery,
sensuality and passion that most men do not mind
being possessed by her.

What it's Like to Date a Scorpio Man:

The Scorpio male is unlike any other man of any other
astrology sign. He is so unique that a seperate
thread is needed to explain about dating the Scorpio
man. Unlike most other zodiac signs, what it's like to
date a Scorpio woman is very similar to dating a
Scorpio man. The main difference is that instead of
presenting a powerful feminine force like the woman,
the Scorpio man presents a strong masculine, sexual
force. The Scorpio man is easy to seduce and take
home for the night, it is much harder to form a real
relationship with him. The Scorpio man is very
sensitive and feels lonely and unfulfilled, but he will
never let a woman know this. Behind closed doors,
be sensitive and affectionate to him appeal to his
emotions only if you want a close relationship with
him do not attempt to lead him on because he will
see this and never forgive you. Toying with a Scorpio
male is an unwise move. He will be jealous and
possessive and will never allow a woman to control
him. Let him take the lead because the Scorpio male
is truly a fascinating person, you can never go wrong
when he is planning the night! Scorpio men are very
moody and their moods change like a pendulum on a
clock. Stand by his side in these times and it will pass.
Do not nag on him for he has a hard enough time
understanding his own emotions. Scorpio men make
excellent protectors and you will always feel safe
under his radiating, passionate and energetic power.

How to Attract Scorpio:

Never be fake with a Scorpio, they can see it a mile
away. Be genuine with your comments and listen to
them attentively, (they always have something
interesting to say so this is never a problem!) Do not
try to hide things from them or tease them, they
always have to know what is going on. Remember,
they are the only ones that are allowed to tease and
present the mystery and intrigue! They like frankness
and honesty, speak your mind they will respect that.
Scorpios are interested in almost all activities, so
finding something to do should never be a problem.
They are unpredictable and could change course of
the date mid-way though so take these last minute
changes with a smile and try something different.
They like people who are not afraid to ditch a plan
and try another. In conversation, do not tell them
that their opinions are wrong or shoot them down,
they are too proud for this and even if it is a joke,
they might not take it with the humor that you meant.
Never try to control them but do not be the damsel in
distress either, they like strong, real people with
driving ambitious personality like theirs.

Scorpio Erogenous Zone:

The genitals are everybody's erogenous zone but
since the Scorpio is the most sexually charged of all
zodiac signs, the genitals are extremely sensitive and
will ignite a passionate fire that cannot be
extinguished. Stroke and caress these areas lightly.
There is no wrong way to stimulate this area, but be
gentle.

Sex With Scorpio:

Sex with Scorpio is a total emotional and physical
experience with passion and intensity. They have
amazing stamina and can last all night long, round
after round. Scorpio is the zodiac sign that is the
most likely to act out a sexual fantasy. Most people
will talk about it but the Scorpio will do it, they will
fully throw themselves into the role. Do not suggest a
fantasy to a Scorpio unless you plan to do it! Most
Scorpios are direct and forceful and they seem to be
an expert at what they do. They continue to seduce
you even as the act continues. A thrilling experience
not for the faint of heart!

I wish I knew this.