₦airaland Forum

Dasuks:
Martins was making a few hundred grabd a week tho. I dont think an African star can do that in music. Nigeria's music industry is 80 million USD in 2020 dollars. the roster Martins played for at Inter back in early 2000s is about the same or more in 2005 terms. That's how big sport is.

One teams salary bill is bigger than an entire industry. But ofc if Burna becomes a crossover star and enters the $5 billion US industry comfortqbly, then ofc maybe there's a chance.

I like the way you utilized data to analyze the situation.

oluwasegun007:
This new model of iPhone wanna make me divorce Samsung...

It looks really good.

BruncleZuma:
Legends...made music without singing hehehehe

"Get Lucky" remains the go-to driving jam for me...second to Okaka (Trust me, the beats ondly)

Casablanca
One more time
Instant crush
Tron legacy music soundtrack album
To name a few of their hits.

Shout out to wese90 for an amazing escrow service and for helping me reliably sell my dollars.

I’m interested

danvault:
Ok I'll deduct 2k further if you can send someone to ikorodu to check and pick it up, my phone is bad and it will be hard to track you at lekki minus the stress.

How can I get it in yaba?

Called you not hearing you.

Where did they go to before and where are they coming from?

Anyway hearty congratulations to the future king on being born. Every where go just stew for this pikin.

Perfectsouth:
thanks bro for the words.. Since I stopped mating with her, have seen improvement.. Don't just don't want to break up with her yet cos she will do everything to stop me from seeing my kids

When last did you sleep with her and can you go onto more details regarding the whole business crumbling part?

SenecaTheYonger:
What programming language do i need to study to create something like PUGB mobile, Call of duty mobile, etc. I'm more interested in their open world enviroment.

Unity3d is a 3 dimensional game development environment that enables you easily build 3 dimensional games easily.

Imagine if you had to code a gravity/object based environment from scratch unity3D helps with stuffs like that.

It is written in C++/C# so you need to also learn those to be able to use it well.

Mrmourinho:
You are right bro, at times ur website will look beautiful on desktop, buh when u switch to mobile, u will curse urself, it's annoying

Learn responsive web design then, like bootstrap or material design, also utilize your developer web tool to check the styling of your website on various screen sizes.

Juicethekid:
wow intresting thanks for your contributiom
Are you a remote worker?

Used to be, now I have a startup of my own.

Igyeseh:
People with the CSS knowledge should come forward and answer.

So many misconceptions here

Css is not a programming language it is an html styler

Html is also not a programming language. It’s a markup language.

If you don’t know css you might not be a good frontend engineer but you u can still learn a backend language and kick ass (python, ruby, php, golang, c#, c++, e.t.c)

You can also try using bootstrap to reduce your css usage, also people mostly copy css code, check template sites and download beautiful templates you love and edit their css files to suit your task, no need starting from ground up.

I’m assuming you are a software developer.

Check remote job boards for jobs that are listed as remote(earth) or remote(100%) very important, as most remote jobs are remote(USA/Canada/Europe).

Apply to as many of them as you can, updating and personalizing your cv each time to each job post, use a service like resumake.io to accomplish this.

Then you will have to progress through interview stages (either take home project or hacker rank test, then a zoom call, and maybe one other interview) of the companies that reply back with interest. Note most companies don’t even reply and most of the replies you get will be negative but keep your head high and keep applying sooner or later you will be getting interviews.

Also keep track of how many interest you get if you get one call back from 10 application that means you need to apply to roughly 50 companies to get a job as even an average programmer should be able to scale through at least 20 percent of companies interview process.

The experience? Well each experience is unique but the first month is you trying to adapt and all, after that you should get the hang of it.

Remote job boards:
Remote-developer-jobs.com
Remotive.io
Stackoverflow jobs
Weworkremotely.com
Havkernews(whoishiring) monthly thread
You can find more online

Best of luck to you if you have any other question I’m happy to answer.

All the Governors/Politicians are now on their toes.

#EndSars shock them die.

Werey dey disguise.

EndBadGovernance

Let’s kick all of them out come 2023.

Another Tinubu sponsored slanderous article.

Was expecting something like this since Bode George called for the toll gate to be demolished.

My disdain for that Tinubu grows ever more.

Funny enough I used to respect him, thinking him to be a strategic and intelligent leader. But any man who will prioritize money over other people’s lives is not a role model, such person is not even fit to be called a human being in my own opinion.

In my humble opinion as a Nigerian, Yoruba man and an indigene of Lagos state.

I say;

Demolish that toll gate.
EndSars
EndBadGovernance
EndPoliceBrutality
EndMilitaryBrutality

Those mother.f..kers don’t give a Bleep about us they divide us by tribe and feast on the national cake jointly and with camaraderie.

Nairaland has been infiltrated by trolls, and government apologists who are trying their best to peddle a false and horrible narrative that questions events which we all saw and know deeply in our hearts happened.

People died for God sake, the severity of this issue is similar to Americans questioning if 9/11 ever happened, claiming all footage to be doctored.

The quietness of the moderators and their inability to handle these trolls is very irritating and unacceptable.

Goodbye nairaland.

Done like 2hours before, the girl just dey runaway, come see complain; I wan kill am, her womb Dey pain am lol.

Stephenmoka4:
Stayed with my aunties: three of them. It wasn't a good experience but, it did shapened me and changed so many things about me.

I do receive different kinds of insults/abusive words and it really hurts listening to them.

I received beating and tissue damaging impacts from them, especially the youngest one.

Once they give orders, please let it be. Failure to adhere to it, we might get severely punished.

N50 was a huge amount to me and I don't even see N20 to take to school, I eat when I come back home.

Fear was the ruler then, the atmosphere was filled with terror. Someone knock, you'll be scared of opening. Why ? if she finds out, then I'll learn what opening door for strangers is like (cane, punishment etc)

No hanging around outside, if spotted outside for no valid reason (hang clothes* or going to store etc). It is hell in a cell.

Spoiling or breaking of items, accident or mistakes are not allowed. It will end up with a slap on the face.

Once you do something wrong and no beating occurs, still hold for the evening and if nothing happens, wait till that week is over. Then you're likely and miraculously free unless similar action repeats itself (X2)

Don't go to her room, just don't when not invited. If you do, get ready for terror.

If you sleep on the couch, please wake up (especially when told to go to your room). Slap await thee.

Please do not keep the house unkept or incomplete chores.

I don't ask for extra (food), whatever is given; by assumption, it is satiable.

After eating or a drink is shared, clean up an say thank you to all three of them.

Many more...


What happened to me later, well it changed and perception to the following:

1. Love: I do not believe in love from others, I assume love starts from the primary person and depletes according with closeness to people .

2. Profile and personality: I now keep a low profile and complex personality. When I was very little, I know I was a busy body and talkative and the likes but, it's all changed now.

3. Friends and relationship: I keep a small amount of people (quite introvert), I build a decent relationship among people and try to always make an impact among them.

4. Women: It actually changed my view here, I don't have a partner currently and not sure about one. I was in the hands of 3 grown women (aunties) and it was tiger, bear and wolf alignment. I do keep a very small amount of female friends. I don't think I have any sort of romantic emotions or feelings (it all seems dead).

5. Horror and terror : I grew up around them in that way. It kind of link a few things I like in such category e.g. I love terror in the woods/garden, terrifying scenes in movies, I love villians too.

Wow just wow

Libra ko?

#Bail must be free.
#EndSars.
#EndSwat.
#EndPoliceBrutality.

Kendumazy:
"No employment of ex Sars into SWAT"To be honest, this reform is still fair enough. What we should be looking for to is the New SWAT performing to upto our expectations. If you have any brothers or sisters, implore them to leave any protest for now so as the government not to see it as a riot. May God spare everyone's life till next year. From all of us at Giantplushub! We say, Happy new year in advance!!

Check my signature below for our shipping services, make payment to India, customized items and lots more.

New year in advance.
Guy wetin Dey do you,
You wan ja go 2021 abi
New year for October,

Leave which protest
EndPoliceBrutality
EndSars
EndSwat

Werey in disguise.

DenreleDave:
FOOLISH COMMENT ALERT

One side of my heart is happy with you but baba, must u do this in the public.. What if irate police reach there shoot any of una gun, wetin u go explain to God for heaven

Don't you know that protest is a sin?

My other side of heart;

I hope in the next protest 5 to 10 years later, you wunt propose divorce court letter to her..

As u take propose for public, please kindly update and upload the divorce letter online


Nairalanders, G*y alert.. Moniker is Danielstainz

Na why I go Bleep blessing be this

StacyO:
Please pardon the errors and try read through.
It'll be a very concise writeup.

A friend of mine is seeking for help with what she's going through and this is me trying to table it here for better advice.


Her first relationship last year August crashed due to her inability to add sex to the table.
Being a virgin,she just doesn't want to give in at all.
Now,her main problem is that every guy she come across wants to get in between her legs by every means possible and according to her, she have encountered 4 rape attempts from her close friends.
Even her dad is not spared from the temptation and keeping male friends(which has always been the best) is now a horror show. Their form of excuse is either she was "irresistible or was sending the wrong signs" She told me the last rape attempt was this afternoon by a very close friend. Her question goes thus 1) Is she possessed by some sensual spirit? 2) What do you think might be wrong with her?

Because as it stands now,she is depressed, bitter,suicidal and I won't lie, this is how feminism starts.
What do you think is going on? Your advice is needed, I don't want to lose someone this 2020
You can bash too if you want.

Introduce me to her, if she’s fine and cool then we are cool.

Her name is blessing she goes to my sister church.
She stays in lag, plus I get appointment with am this weekend sef, and I been Dey find way back out sef.

But since una like am I go make sure sey I Bleep am.

Eternal vigilance is the price to pay for freedom, always be vigilant.

Electricity
Education
Corruption
Favorable Business Environment

These are also issues that we need to lend our voices to.

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Zzor:
To my children:Be strong when you are alone,but let there be that unbreakable bond when you are together,always watch out for each other,to you my eldest child,i urge and command you to step into my shoes,remember you must not fail me,i have always prayed to God to watch over you all for me and so shall it be,as I joined my beloved husband,we shall continue to pray for you all in heaven.Dont mourn me too much,i lived a good and fulfilled life,i was and still so proud of you all.Hugs them all,i was the only one crying profusely,she was so fond of me.These were the last words of my grandma to her children,the great princess of .......... land.I also wished that too

Who tell you say you go get children sef
You fit go die before your husband sef, that is if you marry sef.

OlogoJ:
The next president is in both attached pictures. Guess which of them and win an Innoson SUV.

Only time shall tell.

DenreleDave:
Laycon we love u.

If I was there, I will go naked coz of laycon aswear

Are you a guy or girl abi hermaphodite sef

Bro just have self respect that’s all, telling a girl you love her does not make you a simp, but make sure you have self respect, if she errs make her know, shout on her when you need to, have your life goals, and focus on accomplishing them.