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Romance › Re: Help!...Can I Survive This? by pulsa(m): 7:26pm On Sep 20, 2020
Moderators front page pls, this guy has been through a lot.
Sports › Re: Neymar Among Five Players Sent Off After Mass Brawl Following Psg's Defeat by pulsa(m): 1:30pm On Sep 14, 2020
joviegghead:
Hmmm
Sad! PSG must be frustrated rn. I also feel bad for my boy Neymar. But then again, this is part of the ugly sides football.
Rivalry can be crazy at times and players let it go to their heads.
For example Barca vs Madrid(in the past) always saw Messi get bullied, shoved in the head, Ramos and pepe were always ready to break legs.

It sometimes goes beyond the game. Tempers flare. One teammate gets injured, ref makes soft decision(e.g not showing card) and the offended team tries to get justice by "taking laws into their legs", and boom, trouble starts.

I hate seeing things like this.

Who remembers the Portugal match in 2006 world Cup in Germany, or was ithuh?
Portugal vs Netherland bloody match, it was so bloody fifa even gave the ref a yellow card after the match grin
Autos › Is Rav4 A Chicks Car? by pulsa(op): 10:57am On Sep 13, 2020
Hey guys is rav4 a chicks car, or is it also for guys?
Romance › Re: God is great by pulsa(m):
Palema007:
Lol... Yes I've seen this ideology countless time even from Men, but believe me it is the most selfish idea ever. For any relationship to work it takes mutual love, respect and kindness. When it is one sided it becomes a burden to the committed one.

Yes one can bank on the other person's feeling and get into a relationship/marriage but what happens when the other gets tired of trying to create love enough for TWO? What happens when the one without love ends up loving another outside the relationship? Where will the willingness to fight for one's marriage come from when trouble arises. What happens when the one without love gets tired and wants more? There are so many disadvantages attached to banking on another's feelings. I don't encourage it.
So on point, never force love at all oh, na you go tire las las, talking from experience here oh.
Romance › Re: 10 Ways Men Act When They Don’t Love You Anymore by pulsa(m): 10:48am On Sep 09, 2020
You don’t know how to use pronouns and that made this write up hard to digest. But apart from that good points you listed here.
TV/Movies › Re: Nengi To Ozo: You Can't Kiss Me Because We Are Not In A Relationship by pulsa(m): 9:23am On Sep 09, 2020
habymi:
can u pls explain for me what a simp means?
Simpleton
Pussy ass nigga
A man who kisses a woman’s ass to irritating extents.
E.t.c
TV/Movies › Re: Nengi To Ozo: You Can't Kiss Me Because We Are Not In A Relationship by pulsa(m): 9:54pm On Sep 08, 2020
Hezmatosky:
I have been noticing something right from primary school days. Anyone whose name starts with the letter Z, always behave somehow undecided
Zebucanezer
Christianity Etc › Re: Astrology 101- A Thread On Astrology by pulsa(m): 5:42pm On Sep 07, 2020
Astrology101:
Sorry about how things went between you.

Do you mind to share what happened smiley?
Maybe some other time, not in the mood for reminiscing currently.
Christianity Etc › Re: Astrology 101- A Thread On Astrology by pulsa(m): 12:07pm On Sep 07, 2020
Astrology101:
What?
How manipulating, unforgiving, secretive and sadly lovable a Scorpio women can be. I just had a first hand experience of this. I still love her and still wish things could end up in a better outcome. (courtesy of being a libra I guess) but I don’t think that is really possible again now had I know all these earlier I will have understood her more and gone about things in a different better way.
Christianity Etc › Re: Astrology 101- A Thread On Astrology by pulsa(m): 6:30pm On Sep 06, 2020
Astrology101:
Scorpio - Scorpion- October 23 - November 21

Facts

Modality:
Fixed
Element:
Water
Ruler:
Pluto,
Mars
Season:
Fall
8th Sign
of Zodiac
Metal: Steel, Iron
Stone: Topaz,
Opal
Color: Gold,
Purple
Anatomy: Genital
organs, bladder,
bowels
Symbol - Scorpion/Eagle

Scorpio Strength Keywords:
- Loyal
- Passionate
- Resourceful
- Observant
- Dynamic

Scorpio Weakness Keywords:

- Jealous
- Obsessive
- Suspicious
- Manipulative
- Unyielding
Scorpio and Independence:
Scorpios are fiercely independent. They are able to
accomplish anything they put their mind to and they
won't give up. They are perfectly suited to being on
their own. They are not social butterflies like some
other zodiac signs and some actually prefer to live on
their own that way there is never any issue of who
controls what at home, they like to be in control.

Scorpio and Friendship:

Relationships with Scorpio are always complicated,
just like the person, their relationships are a series of
extremes, they can even be downright moody for no
apparent reason. Scorpios are known for their
possessiveness and jealousy but on the other hand,
they are extremely loyal. Scorpios have an excellent
memory and combined with an inability to let things
go, they can hold a grudge against someone who did
them harm forever, in fact a Scorpio rarely if never
forgives and forgets. They will even go as far as get
vengeance on the person. On the other hand, they
will always remember a kind gesture forever and
repay it. Any kind selfless gesture done to a Scorpio
will gain trust and respect which is extremely
important to them in any relationship, either
romantic or not. The best advice is to be honest with
a Scorpio friend and in return, you will gain an
amazing friend you will never forget and who will be
loyal to you and never make false promises. Their
truthful and shocking sense of humor if different
than that of any other zodiac sign and the Scorpio
makes an amazing, powerful interesting friend that
can be trusted.

Scorpio and Business:

Scorpios make excellent doctors, surgeons, scientists
and leaders, they are perfectly suited to any form of
business that makes a difference in the world, greatly
impacts people and society and a most importantly,
Scorpio has to be in a power position, this is why
these careers are suited to the Scorpio, they all
demand one person in supreme control giving
orders and leading a unit of people/practices. In
business, Scorpios tend to easily gather wealth, they
make very wise business decisions and they are very
conservative about spending their money. Scorpios
are known for making money and hiding it, they will
not announce it due to to fear that others will take
the same route and becoming a possible competitor,
or worse try to use the Scorpio to their advantage to
use them for their money.

Scorpio and Temperament:

Scorpios are extremely ambitious, persistent and
determined which is shown through a power hungry,
controlling attitude. Not in a stubborn sense
however, because a Scorpio will work for what they
want and control will justified reasons. This is
obvious to any onlooker. A Scorpio never gives up,
they are so determined to reach their goal. The key to
this success is their flexibility. They are able to re-
survey a situation and take a different approach if
necessary. This makes them very adaptable and
versatile. Scorpios are fierce competitors, combined
with their powers of observation and their excellent
memory, they will recall facts and when necessary,
bring them to the table at the time of need. They will
win justly, with proper facts and arguments to
support their thoughts and opinions. Scorpios are
excellent at restoring order to a chaotic situation and
they are just as capable of manipulating for their own
greed and benefit. The un-evolved Scorpio is a very
dangerous person because they use their powers to
benefit only them and step on other people in order
to satisfy their own greed.

Scorpio Deep Inside:

Scorpio is the most misunderstood of all astrology
signs. They are all about intensity and contradictions.
They like to be aware of a situation and always know
what's going on, figuring this out with their probing
mind, on the other hand, they are interested in the
occult, the paranormal, conspiracy theories and
other types of similar unknown mysteries. They are
very capable of hiding their true feelings and
motivations, they often have ulterior motives or a
hidden agenda.
Scorpios are all about control, they need to be in
control at all times. To be out of control is very
threatening, even dangerous to the Scorpio's psyche,
when they control, they feel safe.
Scorpios are very emotional, their emotions are
intensified, both good emotions and bad. Negative
emotions of jealousy and resentment are hallmarks
of this turbulent astrology sign. On the other side,
Scorpios are well known for their forceful and
powerful drive to succeed and their amazing
dedication. Scorpios are constantly trying to
understand their emotions through finding a deeper
purpose in life.
Scorpios are very intuitive, but not as in a psychic
sense, more as intuitive into the human mind, they
have a great understanding of the mystery and the
power of the human mind.
Scorpios have a fear of failure which they keep
hidden extremely well, should their confrontation not
be successful, or their career fail, they will simply use
their adaptive skill to quickly move and and leave the
bad experience behind. Do not ever expect them to
fess up or share their tale with anyone however
because this shows signs of weakness and Scorpio
always wins, they are always the self-proclaimed
best! One of the reasons they seem like they always
accomplish their goals is because they set tangible
short-term goals that they know they can accomplish,
they know what they are capable of and this is what
they go for.
Scorpios are very weary about trusting anyone, a
person needs to gain their trust and this gets built up
over time and once all the 'trust tests' have been
passed, Scorpio loves deeply and intensely.
Underneath the cool exterior, energies and emotions
are constantly flowing but the Scorpio deals with this
be channeling this into useful activities, hobbies,
relationships or a career. This is never apparent to
the outside observer but knowing this fact explains
why Scorpios are so passionate about whatever it is
that they are undertaking. Scorpios have powerful
instincts and they trust their own gut feeling which is
another reason why a Scorpio seldom fails.
The ongoing lesson in life for those born under the
Scorpio zodiac signs, is to channel their powerful
energy into positive goals and not succumbing to the
darker forces in life such as manipulation and greed,
they will then have great success in their life and
have a clean, happy conscience and a circle of friends
they can trust and hold dear to them.

Scorpio in a Nutshell:

Scorpio is the astrology sign of extremes and
intensity. Scorpios are very deep, intense people,
there is always more then meets the eye. They
present a cool, detached and unemotional air to the
world yet lying underneath is tremendous power,
extreme strength, intense passion and a strong will
and a persistent drive. Scorpios have a very
penetrative mind, do not be surprised if they ask
questions, they are trying to delve deeper and figure
things out and survey the situation. They always want
to know why, where and any other possible detail
they can possibly know. Scorpio's are very weary of
the games that other people try to play and they are
very aware of it. Scorpios tend to dominate and
control anyone that lets them, or anyone that they
find weak. The person that a Scorpio respects and
holds close to them is treated with amazing kindness,
loyalty and generosity. On the outside, a Scorpio has
great secretiveness and mystery. This magnetically
draws people to them. They are known to be
controlling and too ambitious but only because they
need control for this makes them feel safe.

What it's Like to Date a Scorpio Woman:

Scorpio woman is very emotional, very demanding
and very demonstrative. She is full of flair and
intrigue, a fascinating woman that the strong A-type
personality male will adore, for she presents the
right amount of challenge with the right amount of
rewards. The Scorpio woman is the ultimate
seductive, flirtatious woman. She won't give a man
her heart very easily because she is weary of trusting
another person. The man will have to go through a
series of 'mental testes' in order for the relationship
to get solid and close. She may not show it, but she
wants a close committed relationship. Ion order for
this, the man has to be trusted, has to be affectionate
and never try to control her. She is very possessive
but the Scorpio woman is so full of mystery,
sensuality and passion that most men do not mind
being possessed by her.

What it's Like to Date a Scorpio Man:

The Scorpio male is unlike any other man of any other
astrology sign. He is so unique that a seperate
thread is needed to explain about dating the Scorpio
man. Unlike most other zodiac signs, what it's like to
date a Scorpio woman is very similar to dating a
Scorpio man. The main difference is that instead of
presenting a powerful feminine force like the woman,
the Scorpio man presents a strong masculine, sexual
force. The Scorpio man is easy to seduce and take
home for the night, it is much harder to form a real
relationship with him. The Scorpio man is very
sensitive and feels lonely and unfulfilled, but he will
never let a woman know this. Behind closed doors,
be sensitive and affectionate to him appeal to his
emotions only if you want a close relationship with
him do not attempt to lead him on because he will
see this and never forgive you. Toying with a Scorpio
male is an unwise move. He will be jealous and
possessive and will never allow a woman to control
him. Let him take the lead because the Scorpio male
is truly a fascinating person, you can never go wrong
when he is planning the night! Scorpio men are very
moody and their moods change like a pendulum on a
clock. Stand by his side in these times and it will pass.
Do not nag on him for he has a hard enough time
understanding his own emotions. Scorpio men make
excellent protectors and you will always feel safe
under his radiating, passionate and energetic power.

How to Attract Scorpio:

Never be fake with a Scorpio, they can see it a mile
away. Be genuine with your comments and listen to
them attentively, (they always have something
interesting to say so this is never a problem!) Do not
try to hide things from them or tease them, they
always have to know what is going on. Remember,
they are the only ones that are allowed to tease and
present the mystery and intrigue! They like frankness
and honesty, speak your mind they will respect that.
Scorpios are interested in almost all activities, so
finding something to do should never be a problem.
They are unpredictable and could change course of
the date mid-way though so take these last minute
changes with a smile and try something different.
They like people who are not afraid to ditch a plan
and try another. In conversation, do not tell them
that their opinions are wrong or shoot them down,
they are too proud for this and even if it is a joke,
they might not take it with the humor that you meant.
Never try to control them but do not be the damsel in
distress either, they like strong, real people with
driving ambitious personality like theirs.

Scorpio Erogenous Zone:

The genitals are everybody's erogenous zone but
since the Scorpio is the most sexually charged of all
zodiac signs, the genitals are extremely sensitive and
will ignite a passionate fire that cannot be
extinguished. Stroke and caress these areas lightly.
There is no wrong way to stimulate this area, but be
gentle.

Sex With Scorpio:

Sex with Scorpio is a total emotional and physical
experience with passion and intensity. They have
amazing stamina and can last all night long, round
after round. Scorpio is the zodiac sign that is the
most likely to act out a sexual fantasy. Most people
will talk about it but the Scorpio will do it, they will
fully throw themselves into the role. Do not suggest a
fantasy to a Scorpio unless you plan to do it! Most
Scorpios are direct and forceful and they seem to be
an expert at what they do. They continue to seduce
you even as the act continues. A thrilling experience
not for the faint of heart!
I wish I knew this.
Celebrities › Re: Erica Caught Kissing And Hugging Laycon Passionately Hrs After Dumping Kiddwaya by pulsa(m): 5:56am On Sep 06, 2020
omale88:
laycon and erica are not compatible astrologically ,erica a picses laycon a leo ericas instability would still hurt laycon one last time.
Are libra male and Scorpio females compatible.
Travel › Re: Why Do Your Friends Ignore You When They Finally Travel Out Of The Country? by pulsa(m): 1:59pm On Sep 04, 2020
MabraO:
See the long ass message my friend sent me on fb thank Hid they not the only one that can give excuse. My self find way to discard him..
They pursued people from there though truly, noticed a lot of traders seeking wares are no longer there. Maybe he is actually telling the truth.
Romance › Re: Ladies Am Sorry For Leaking Your Secret On Nairaland PHOTOS by pulsa(m): 6:37pm On Aug 30, 2020
It’s funny
Programming › Re: What Programming Language Can I Use To Achieve This? by pulsa(m): 9:58pm On Aug 26, 2020
Check out loopcv, I know the founder and they are doing something like this, although they use machine learning though, python will work well for this, you just need to scrape sites at particular intervals and parse their response then you can send an email to all of the post that match a certain criteria using regex (e.g post that contain “Php” keywords).
Romance › Re: If You Can't Escape From Africa, Please Do Not Have Any Kids! by pulsa(m): 9:51pm On Aug 26, 2020
tensazangetsu20:
Bro even the Nigerian stock market no one is investing in that. Real estate you think. Most people are buying foreign stocks through the aid of apps like invest bamboo and risevest.
Yeah I meant foreign stocks actually particularly USA, people still buy expensive houses though, lekki, ajah, banana island environment.
Romance › Re: If You Can't Escape From Africa, Please Do Not Have Any Kids! by pulsa(m): 9:48pm On Aug 26, 2020
The problem is a lot of people with capital are no longer investing in the real economy, most are investing in the stock market, real estate market or flat out saving their cash, due to the horrible business environment in the country presently, insane tax rate, zero infrastructure, unreliable and corrupt employees (this one is so horrible that you must always handle all your monetary matters in any business nowadays or your workers will embezzle and ruin you.), e.t.c.
Sports › Re: Coutinho: I Have To Go Back To Barcelona And Then We'll See What Happens by pulsa(m): 11:29am On Aug 24, 2020
Samsimple:
life is really something else.. my dad just died this morning. who would have thought, i was so full of joy after Bayern Munich win only to be greeted with this sad news
Take heart man
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich Champions League Final (0 - 1) On 23rd August 2020 by pulsa(m): 8:28pm On Aug 23, 2020
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Romance › Re: Seun Update This Forum Nah. by pulsa(m): 4:55pm On Aug 20, 2020
Idowster:
why pls may i know
Fraudsters will utilize that means to scam more people, escort workers will flood the romance section. There are way more negatives than positives in my opinion in going that route.
Plus you will be spammed by so many people that your private inbox will become similar to your yahoo or gmail account.
Romance › Re: Seun Update This Forum Nah. by pulsa(m): 4:49pm On Aug 20, 2020
Idowster:
i will also appreciate it if u can chat with another person privately than on a thread
That’s a recipe for disaster
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by pulsa(m): 2:11pm On Aug 20, 2020
DexterousOne:
I think I got a lil fond of the country

You know
There are many beer brands
And each one of us have favourite

It's the same for the citizenship by investment thing

There are a couple of them
And we all have our favourite.

And yea
Some of them have reduced the money small sha

It's for one to keep working hard and accumulating the money... once the time is set, our expat life then begins.

That citizenship by investment thing is something that one who seeks international footprint should look into (and if you can afford it o)

There is a country I was told I could get their citizenship with $20 grand plus one year of residency there
But I dont like the place like that...

But some rich folks from Nigeria are going there to settle too.
Like me, many of them are fed up with the madness
Which country is that?
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by pulsa(m): 1:14pm On Aug 20, 2020
Nezzjnr:
*ANNOUNCEMENT TO EVERYONE!!!*

Please & please if you have plans to buy land in PAKURO or MOWE or LOTTO, Don't do that for now, because FED ERAL GOVERNMENT wanted to build power line (TCN) & interchange link like the one at Shagamu.

And the road will link to AKUTE & IKORODU, It will affect part of RCCG, Deeper Life, Bala House & lots of homes.

RIGHT NOW PEOPLE ARE SELLING THEIR PROPERTIES (LANDS & HOUSES) TO THOSE WHO ARE NOT INFORMED.

Make research before you venture into immovable property.


Please save the novice from falling such victim (caveat emptor)...

Share this information to your family & friends!


How true is this
What of queens park mowe ofada?
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by pulsa(m): 12:39pm On Aug 20, 2020
IamR:
My friend sold his USD at N470 last week, but I have neither sold nor withdrawn USD this month.
How can I receive usd from a foreign entity to sell
Sports › Re: Kevin De Bruyne Wins Premier League Player Of The Season by pulsa(m): 5:00pm On Aug 16, 2020
AlexMahone:
KDB!! They always fare better, when they leave us for other clubs. From Mo Salah ( oh...you've forgotten so soon that Mo, was once our player? ), to Lukaku, to KDB...the list is endless. Question ; With the above information provided, which team do i support?
Man u
Autos › Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by pulsa(m): 8:56am On Aug 16, 2020
revived:
Thanks amdman

Oil dae your head
How much did you get it?
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Spectranet Blue Freedom Mifi SOLD by pulsa(m): 5:38pm On Aug 05, 2020
5k
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by pulsa(m): 2:17pm On Jul 22, 2020
DexterousOne:
Someone told me that he paid N474 per dollar when trying to fund his foreign brokerage account


These multiple exchange rate regimes are nothing but fraudulent and stupid
As in they make you pay black market rate when you want to convert from naira to dollar but when it is the reverse they quote the parallel market rate to you irritating stuff.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by pulsa(m): 2:09pm On Jul 22, 2020
Hey guys what is the best way to receive dollar at a profitable rate I currently receive it through transferwise and they use $1 to #374 conversion which is cheating, is there a better way to do this the domicilary way requires 2 other domicilary owners.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by pulsa(m): 1:56pm On Jul 22, 2020
Enyinne:
Thanks for responding,I'm just lost in this ,so i can pay myself for the domain name .
Check out godaddy.com to buy a custom domain.
Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by pulsa(m): 1:55pm On Jul 22, 2020
Enyinne:
Thanks for trying to assist , i can create yahoomail by myself but for company email like info @enyinne.com is what am trying to create .
You need to have a domain name before you can then create a custom domain email address.

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