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Career › Re: How To Become A Commercial Pilot In Nigeria In Short Summary (Photos) by pulsa(m): 9:46pm On Apr 16, 2020
emmaodet:
Haaaaaaa. Bro it's going to be a long walk ooooo.
There are two ways.
Either you go to a marine school, graduate as a cadet, look for sea-term on a ship which is more or less like IT for about 18 months, go and write your professional exam(certificate of competency) and do other peripheral courses and apply for job as a mate or 3rd engineer.
Or
A longer route.
So some ratings courses, apply for job, work onboard as a rating/cleaner etc onboard for 36 months sea term(sea term is the number of months used on a ship, so 36 months may be likely 5 years or more if you factor in going on time off).
After that, go do associate 1 year course and then apply for COC minimum 6 months class after which you can work as an officer.
Shiken sir
What if you have an nd in marine engineering?
Food › Re: What Food Items Are Taboo In Your Traditional Nigerian Culture? by pulsa(m): 10:13pm On Apr 14, 2020
Lighthammer:
see what
Sorry it actually reverted sha, ur name is Emiola Benjamin Ayodeji right?
Food › Re: What Food Items Are Taboo In Your Traditional Nigerian Culture? by pulsa(m): 8:08pm On Apr 14, 2020
Lighthammer:
you asked me to pm you sir and i already did
Did u see it
Family › Re: Have You Been Betrayed Before? Share Your Story, You Might Heal by pulsa(m): 3:58pm On Apr 14, 2020
Lighthammer:
The one that affects me most and turned my life upside down
turning me into someone who now begs,cnt boast of ordinary 1 k again
a friend that i brought from my town in osun state to kwara here,housed him,fed him and clothed him fr almost 6 month last year,got a job paying almost 50 k fr him,while am earning 35 k myself,
so i took a huge loan of almost close to 500 k to start a business but my so called friend joined league with some people and defrauded me,then shit hit the fan,i lost my job,got arrested many times,almost commit suicide because i was overwhelmed....
i was evicted from where i was paying close to 100 k as rent,my other friends and people i have helped in the past turned their back on me...
i lived in an uncompleted building fr two month...till nw am nt balanced financially,emotionally and psychologically....
as am typing now,been surviving on water and mangoe fr d past one week....
fear people......fear people and limit who you help.
don't give up bro, life is beautiful smiley wink.
Romance › Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by pulsa(m): 12:15pm On Apr 13, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Saying "I love you" is soooo difficult for me if it ain't true. So when he says "I love you" over the phone, I simply twist my face in order to vomit the response back cos I know he's waiting for that reply.

People should stop expecting the words "I love you".. Actions speak louder than words.
So you don’t love him
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu: All Banks, Offices, Markets, Courts Should Close From Thursday by pulsa(m): 8:51pm On Mar 31, 2020
Oovi5:
How will i go back to lagos bayi ���
Check your mail
Family › Re: My Sister Want To Expose My Secret Life To My Husband by pulsa(m): 7:26pm On Mar 31, 2020
jorez:
Now I will comment cus I was patiently waiting to hear this part,see my dear you have a solution,who says staying away from your spouse for that long will not bring about the unexpected, 11years for that matter is she a ghost, what of the uncertainty about reuniting with the husband she is a human, same reason the man could not help himself, it does not mean they dont luv themselves is the problems Naija has caused making couple seek for better future for their family, if this is the sacrifice, both have to accept it,my dear it will do you an honour if you muster up courage and tell your husband,tell him you luv him hence you want to let this out of your heart,he may react angrily at first but knowing you were sincere and that he to is a culprit will make it easier to let go,than keeping it till the bubble burst which will eventually burst anyway by then you would have cracked the trust and also the luv.for me surmon courage and tell him
Bro how much is ncat school fees currently for aeronautical engineering, I want to go for it and could I get ur no to ask more regarding it.
Romance › Re: Most Distance Relationships Are Pure Scam. by pulsa(m): 7:54am On Mar 30, 2020
Philomathhh:
And chances are that it'd work out fine. I'm in a distance relationship for almost a year and some few months now. We see each other once in a blue moon, but that has never made me cheat on my partner. And I equally trust my partner. Because it doesn't/didn't work for you, doesn't mean it won't work for others.
Are you guys still together?
Travel › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Living In Lekki? by pulsa(m): 1:51pm On Mar 28, 2020
ednut1:
be like i be victim too o. Excision in progress since 2016. Promise of allocation since 2017
how far bro e finally excise?
Health › Re: Five New Cases Of Coronavirus Infection In Nigeria; Total Now 70 by pulsa(m): 9:05pm On Mar 27, 2020
efighter:
We are treating all cases. The only death recorded is of someone who has underlining illness and has just returned from medical check up abroad. All other cases are being treated. Corona is in trouble. This is Nigeria, not USA or Italy or Germany where the coward Corona has been killing them like local chickens.

We are Nigerians, we are above diseases and death. We tamed Ebola, humiliated Lassa Fever, now we are burying the coward Corona once and for all. We Nigerians are the saviour of the World
Bro ur weed is strong oh
Food › Re: Choice Of Food Stuff Amid Coronavirus Lockdown by pulsa(m): 10:04pm On Mar 23, 2020
Mutemenot:
Men 're no joking
Bro you a monkey ba?
Romance › Re: In Love With A Woman With 3 Kids by pulsa(m): 2:17pm On Mar 22, 2020
Chike4all:
Bros, It's like you don't really want a quiet and peaceful life,,,

It baffles me a lot seeing young intelligent and even rich guys, going for people who has gotten their life complicated. Bros such people as our celebrities, single mothers , divorcees, etc, has only 15% chance of offering you a quiet and peaceful life in marriage. There's a lot going on around them which will continue to rule their lives for a long-time and such isn't what I will advise any young single guy to delve into. Except you're already married before, or you just want chop and go.

If you wana live long and have control over your own life, without much drama. Look for your own woman, that woman has been taken.

Don't say I didn't tell YOU.

Number 2. No woman leaves her children for any man, even if she does, someday, she will go for them, MUST. Or even try bringing them over ,transferring their responsibilities to you.

Bros, Mara ife.
Bros muru anya....
If you know, you know
Succinctly put, what’s your opinion on a woman with a boyfriend, still a no go right?
Sports › Re: Coronavirus: Matuidi, Kevin Durant, Three Brooklyn Nets players test positive by pulsa(m): 10:51am On Mar 18, 2020
GamalNasser:
Notice how all 4 players all reside in NYC a city with active 5g signal. I am a yet to see a city without active 5g signal stoke an infection , if you see an infection in such a city it was brought in by someone from a city with 5g signal and transmission is quickly contained
Dude I need the number of your weed dealer, your weed is really strong.
Romance › Re: How Long Did It Take You To Woo Your Woman/man by pulsa(m): 4:59am On Mar 13, 2020
majour:
She never still gree o, since 2009 and she dey do everything way a woman dey do for a man apart from making love sha, she is the closest thing I ave to a wife and her matter done tire me but me can't fit let her go, but man gat still pure juice out, them call am double date, well when she say yes I go stop
She finally tell you yes?
Travel › Re: Lagos To Abuja by pulsa(m): 7:02pm On Mar 10, 2020
grafixdon:
9 to 10 hours journey. Left iyana Ipaja Lagos 8pm got to Utako Abuja some minutes past 8pm. God is good drivers are very slow, they won't exceed 110kph. They're not rough though and you'll enjoy the ride. I've traveled to Abuja 6 times through GIG since I made that post, so nothing to worry about.
Bro is god is good still a good option when traveling to Abuja?
Romance › Re: How Did You Meet The Love Of Your Life? by pulsa(m): 10:42am On Mar 10, 2020
HolyTitus:
She now shags older men for marks and money.
Lol girls ain’t loyal bro, stay blessed.
Romance › Re: How Did You Meet The Love Of Your Life? by pulsa(m): 7:25am On Mar 10, 2020
HolyTitus:
Maybe it's because I'm just the hyper - sensitive kinda guy that reads lotta meaning to any form of red light from ladies; i tend to cool off my interest immediately................................ Tho, there is this chocolate skinned lady in my faculty; I'm a finalist and she's new - believe me when i say her dark skinned complexion is the most phenomenal i've ever seen..... But, despite her flagging me offside like many times now - even though we've not gotten the chance to have a good conversation yet; just hi... hi, and all that and some little banters at her whenever i try to talk to her and she ignores; sometimes answers with sarcasm ... i keep finding her attractive the more unlike what others do and i loose interest......................................... Hmmm, i just hope someday - i mean if fate wants; I'll post a beautiful story about us very soon! I mean reallllll realll soon! But how soon, i don't know! So help me God!
How did this story end
Career › Re: Have You Ever Been FIRED At Work? Share Your Experience! by pulsa(m): 3:03pm On Mar 07, 2020
oluwaseyi000:
Why we were fired?
I joined this company last year March, they have the highest number of software developers I'm Africa and I was loving life, the salary is great with breakfast and lunch

They keep on employing so many software engineer with time the engineer become more than the available job, I saw it coming but I don't know what the board was thinking

2. How did the firing process happen?
We have a global (online) meeting which people are asked not to miss, I was not even listening very well to what they are saying, the president said there are more developer than engagement to they have to let some people go, a mail was sent to all impacted people and I discovered what has just happened

Almost 400 people has been fired across Africa

3. Aftermath of being fired… how did you feel, have you recovered, did you get something better?

The company is actually a great one, they brought in pychologist to speak with us, bring in different recruiter, and other stuff, most importantly the payoff was reasonable that I can afford a Mac laptop of almost half-a-million

Luckily for me I got another reasonable job in less than 3 weeks of been retrenched
Andela
Career › Re: Have You Ever Been FIRED At Work? Share Your Experience! by pulsa(m): 2:45pm On Mar 07, 2020
SoNature:
CokeBar, sorry about your loss

Please what network and data subscription did you use?

I always avoid full-time freelance position because of data

My laptop drinks data like water
Spectranet 20k sub should be enough for you.
Romance › Re: What Did You Learn Too Late In Life? by pulsa(m): 3:35pm On Feb 27, 2020
Beckysexy:
Always use what you have, to get what you want.
Hookers motto
Romance › Re: .. by pulsa(m): 11:39am On Feb 24, 2020
Martinez39s:
Let me not say I doubt your story but as someone born into a very wealthy family, I can tell you that having 5.6 million naira doesn't mean you have arrived. Do not let anyone deceive you. If you like, start foolishly living big and don't cut your coat according to your size, you will end up broke in less than 18 months. My two cents.
Abi o just 500k per month for a year and the money is gone lol.
Gaming › Re: PS4 Games Exchange by pulsa(m): 6:28pm On Feb 23, 2020
AyarmBoye:
spiderman, resident evil 7... What battlefield do I have
Bro what other games do you have within that range?
And what is your location
See myself buying a lot of them from you.
Gaming › Re: PS4 Games Exchange by pulsa(m): 6:26pm On Feb 23, 2020
CyberBishop:
Go to Jumia they have one pad that's 8k
The pads works well
Brand new
But obviously it's fake
And wont last more than a year max (if it works at all)
But it's a really good deal
Link to the one you are talking about please, there are a lot of pads on Julia selling for that range checked it out today even before I saw your post.
Properties › Re: This Building Located At Iyana Era, Along Badagry Expressway, Ijanikin, Lagos by pulsa(m): 10:31pm On Feb 22, 2020
Oovi5:
thank you
wink
Properties › Re: This Building Located At Iyana Era, Along Badagry Expressway, Ijanikin, Lagos by pulsa(m): 10:05pm On Feb 22, 2020
Oovi5:
We call it "Ile Nla" they do all sorts of things there! I can't pass there at night even if you give me 50k
Fear fear fine girl
Gaming › Re: Ps4 Controller For Sale. by pulsa(m): 8:18am On Feb 19, 2020
Chiemma1604:
PS4 controller for sale perfectly working and going for 15k, still negotiable.
10k?
Gaming › Re: PS4 Games Exchange by pulsa(m): 8:12am On Feb 19, 2020
KAYNI:
I'm tired of all these ones, can sell, swap, dash out holla at me...
Will like to purchase them
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by pulsa(m): 3:32pm On Feb 18, 2020
xmasgift:
wthhuh?!!!!!!
I don’t get who or what is showing off. Your statement is totally out of line. Are you battling with self-esteem issues? You don’t even know me so why would you write such just because you have the IQ of a 2 yr old and can not decipher a simple phone number!
Anyway, as the saying goes “Only the inferior sees the proud”.
Even if you were protecting your number from scrappers and spam bots there are way efficient means to achieve this than that rubbish you are using.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by pulsa(m): 3:29pm On Feb 18, 2020
xmasgift:
wthhuh?!!!!!!
I don’t get who or what is showing off. Your statement is totally out of line. Are you battling with self-esteem issues? You don’t even know me so why would you write such just because you have the IQ of a 2 yr old and can not decipher a simple phone number!
Anyway, as the saying goes “Only the inferior sees the proud”.
Dude my iq as at last check was pretty high, Nigerians just like to prove themselves smart you confessed earlier that most people can decipher your number and yet it is a means of security to you?
What kind of moronic security is that, in my line of work information technology anything that does not work security wise is just another meaningless hurdle and stump in the efficiency of a system.
So ergo if the majority of people that view it can decipher what then is it’s relevance l, you are just wasting the time of people who want to communicate with you.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by pulsa(m): 3:16pm On Feb 18, 2020
xmasgift:
Actually, you’re the only one that couldn’t decipher the phone number. No single person asked a second time.
Whatever dude I have a dislike for show offs.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by pulsa(m): 3:03pm On Feb 18, 2020
xmasgift:
This is an open, public forum. I don’t know about anyone else but I don’t leave my personal details all over the internet. I’m sorry if you’re unable to reach me.
So other people can not calculate ba u are very funny.

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