Khaleesi4lyf:
ok

now u talking my language...when can I nak u please: date,time, where, how?

Khaleesi4lyf:
tell me more

I all ready told..I will like nak u...twice. U WANT?

ashawopikin:
most of them weren't even born when the book was written

U can read??

Khaleesi4lyf:
tell me more

..listen sweethat... I ain't hear to sell ground nut & I ain't all days...am I yashin u or not gadammmit? I beg?

Khaleesi4lyf:
have sense

OK u win. how much do u want? pounds or naira?

ItIsWellAmen:
Mehn . People keep hurting and I keep giving them chances. I don't know why . There is this guy we both did transaction. The guy ripped me still claim tough guy. More shit keep happening. If a nigga come my crib I flex them normally. Some I even helped a fellow students paid part of his school fees .. more than that except I don't have at the moment I hear a nigga needs help I most contribute. Either it financially or physically. But mehn this same niggas even go around talking shit about me . Some time I had to stay indoor to question myself my fault tbh. . Like this dude now I feel like I should run into the dude it do something so evil I'm hurt right now

bro u confusing us.are u calling yor mugu or u askin for moiney?(no oofencse)

ItIsWellAmen:
Mehn . People keep hurting and I keep giving them chances. I don't know why . There is this guy we both did transaction. The guy ripped me still claim tough guy. More shit keep happening. If a nigga come my crib I flex them normally. Some I even helped a fellow students paid part of his school fees .. more than that except I don't have at the moment I hear a nigga needs help I most contribute. Either it financially or physically. But mehn this same niggas even go around talking shit about me . Some time I had to stay indoor to question myself my fault tbh. . Like this dude now I feel like I should run into the dude it do something so evil I'm hurt right now

Khaleesi4lyf:
have sense

no babies u don't geerrit.i dint ask if u have sence.i ask for yor nomba Is u can be hookup wit me.i will take u to restorant call nando.they sell chicken n chip. Ù LIKE?

Khaleesi4lyf:
ok

So was yor nomba & when should I holla?

Khaleesi4lyf:
Nothing! I think that's the best decision at the moment

helo did I mention I have moiney & I beento London plenty times...juss in case u ask!

Khaleesi4lyf:
good for you!

Sweery I dint ask u for story...I ask if we can mate so please can I mate wit u please? u want moiney I gave moiney. buy the way did I mention am a Londoner...juss in case u ask?anyways please can we mate?

Khaleesi4lyf:
cost of what?

Well I use to be millionaire but am a Londoner from London wit moiney & I drive range & all ways eat in expensive restorant.u sound like wife material so how much to nak u please?kiss hug, extra kiss,extra hug included. how much to nak u please?(no oofencse)

Khaleesi4lyf:
I'm good.
How did your day go?

WELL I juss back from a expensive gym with my millionaire friends & there bentley & spot car

Khaleesi4lyf:
I don't need to convince you so I gladly accept

but how much is it cost please?

Miravik900:



Today she is coming over I don zero my mind is just sex nothing else I will break all emotional entanglement with her make I no die before my time

Great move sir, nice one. Too many plenty easier women around......juss go for Siofra & ashawopikin next!!!((THANK ME LATER)))

Miravik900:
Hello nairalanders I have this girl we just started dating a couple of weeks ago our relationship hasn't been that cool we are having trust issues I don't trust her because I have this feeling that girls are cheats just 2 days ago I found out she is still talking to her ex and maybe in a month or two she will start schooling at a far distance uni I talked to her about it if our relationship would continue as she wants to start schooling she said no issues but I don't feel secure she is a fresh student my guys are telling me that should your girlfriend get enrolled in a uni forget about her I don't just know what to do I'm confused because as at now I think I love her very much and I'm scared to lose her please help me

^^^^story
brother please if u don't wanto...let me smash I beg!!(no oofencse)

Miravik900:
Hello nairalanders I have this girl we just started dating a couple of weeks ago our relationship hasn't been that cool we are having trust issues I don't trust her because I have this feeling that girls are cheats just 2 days ago I found out she is still talking to her ex and maybe in a month or two she will start schooling at a far distance uni I talked to her about it if our relationship would continue as she wants to start schooling she said no issues but I don't feel secure she is a fresh student my guys are telling me that should your girlfriend get enrolled in a uni forget about her I don't just know what to do I'm confused because as at now I think I love her very much and I'm scared to lose her please help me

Asetua:
Gladiator

Wow.ok how much?

Dvdpity:
Potential wife. funny world. Well who knows the deal between them.

....no no no sir.....thats his olosho!!!!(no oofencse)

ashawopikin:
see this mumu, so u be simp wey dey beg for pussy, u dey form troll, u be disgrace I swear

brother but y u lying ?
did I ever beg to yansh you twice sir??when??

lifenija:
fool u don open new a account for clout chasing

Calm down son. I Don't no anybody on Nairaland sir. I am knew

Prettygirl200:
mentally strong for where?? A sick old man that his brains are already diminishing due to old age?? The mistake u guys are making is that u are comparing the vibrant tinubu of before to the now tinubu!! Sweety the man is old nd unfit for that seat he is dragging for. He should rest, enjoy the money he has looted over the years nd wait for his death. We don't need someone that is weak nd can't deliver, we don't want APC, we can't vote in someone that buhari is healthier than.

WOW!!
Wow so u no English...abi? u behave Has if u dint went to public school life private school is yor thing...are u educated pass tinumbu & do u even ha upto 10naira in yor account?(no oofencse)

siofra:
If you don't know what vabbing is, it is when a girl applies her vaginal fluid on her skin to attract mates.

So there's this guy at my workplace. I used to think he's gay or a redpiller because he rarely talks to any girl and likes behaving like he's too handsome or too special

Anyway yesterday I saw an article about vabbing again and decided to try it on this guy out of curiosity. After bathing I waited for about twenty minutes, I did not rub cream, then I used a tissue to take some fluid from my vagina and dabbed it on my wrists and at the back of my ears before going to work.

At work, he greeted me and asked me how to prepare some reagents he stood very close to me while asking these questions. I answered as best as I could wondering if the vabbing would work.

All of a sudden he started gisting me about his master's program and how it's going. This is someone who rarely talks to me. I was genuinely surprised.

At the end of the day, before we left, he asked for my number. This evening he just asked me through WhatsApp to be his girlfriend and he was texting about how he's been wanting to ask me out but didn't want to disturb me blah blah blah!!!!! of course I rejected him I don't like him like that, I just wanted to know if vabbing works.


AND IT WORKS!!!!!!

Girls you should try it out!

Many men here might think it's disgusting but it isn't or is your vagina disgusting Of course not!!!
So try it on the guy you like and it will work.


I'm definitely trying this on a first date with a guy I really really really like

^^^^story
Siofra when can I nak u I beg please...when, date, time, where & how?.....and no story's I beg!

Cinema4d:

So you fit type normally

U have to use Google spelling when u involve m.o.d sir

deavicky:
I was minding my business in my office trying to get out of tedious drawing I was doing, suddenly my phone rang. I checked, it was an unknown number so I ignored the call and continued with my work. The phone rang again I still did not pick. About 15 minutes later a text came from the same number that she is Mr X (my friend) wife that if I'm free I should call her back.

Immediately I had to call back.
She picked and start by apologising for calling but she couldn't just help it. That they are very broke at the moment even their little baby food is finished and no money to buy it that she had asked her husband to call me but he said he doesn't want bother me. She just had to take my number from his phone to secretly call me. She said I should send them any amount I can and I should please not let her husband know she called me that I can also send the money to his account.

I was not having much at that time so I sent 20k to his account only for my friend to call me later to thank me and also indirectly warn me not ever listen to such call from his wife.

My concern here is, why is that the same person that asked me not to tell her husband be the same person to tell her husband or is she trying to cause problem between us?

ok so you saying yor wife want u to put it inside & u scared....corrřrrect?...r u not a man? brotherr u OK sir?(no oofencse)

deavicky:
I was minding my business in my office trying to get out of tedious drawing I was doing, suddenly my phone rang. I checked, it was an unknown number so I ignored the call and continued with my work. The phone rang again I still did not pick. About 15 minutes later a text came from the same number that she is Mr X (my friend) wife that if I'm free I should call her back.

Immediately I had to call back.
She picked and start by apologising for calling but she couldn't just help it. That they are very broke at the moment even their little baby food is finished and no money to buy it that she had asked her husband to call me but he said he doesn't want bother me. She just had to take my number from his phone to secretly call me. She said I should send them any amount I can and I should please not let her husband know she called me that I can also send the money to his account.

I was not having much at that time so I sent 20k to his account only for my friend to call me later to thank me and also indirectly warn me not ever listen to such call from his wife.

My concern here is, why is that the same person that asked me not to tell her husband be the same person to tell her husband or is she trying to cause problem between us?

Thonia69:
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they've got something to say, but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish. In Eminem's voice

Have a nice day

too late to apologice...u bein exposed.SHAME ON U...too late to impress me!!(no oofencse)

I think am going to find male model job so I can work for designers like gaini vasachi or Lewi viton!!(REAL TALK)