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Romance / Re: You Ask A Girl Out, And The Next Thing She Does Is To Start Billing You by PumpumPrince: 10:05pm On Aug 05, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
What's wrong with some Nigerian ladies. I just asked one out and the next thing she did was to show me a picture of a sneaker... and instructed me to buy it for her. Like wtf !!!



I am so angry right now, someone should calm me down.


Why are Nigerian ladies like this for god sake?


angry
Romance / Re: My Friend Wants To Threaten His Ex-girlfriend To Come Back. by PumpumPrince: 9:07pm On Aug 05, 2022
meobizy:
undecided

U don't want him to dumb u?? don't woooory I date anything & I will date u((THANK ME LATER)) smiley
Romance / Re: My Friend Wants To Threaten His Ex-girlfriend To Come Back. by PumpumPrince: 9:05pm On Aug 05, 2022
siofra:


So that's why you're supporting Tinubu

Let's have sexxxx & I will explain y we shoood sopot timbunu wink
Romance / Re: When I Become President, Age Of Consent Will Be 28 by PumpumPrince: 7:51pm On Aug 05, 2022
siofra:
For both men and women.

Let's cultivate a a culture of sexual morality please.

We are not animals.


U create dumb treads which u belif is normal & then get up set when they ignore it.....gooo baccccckto bed please!!! embarassed
Romance / Re: When I Become President, Age Of Consent Will Be 28 by PumpumPrince: 7:49pm On Aug 05, 2022
siofra:



So?

Why are you calling me disgusting being?


....is NoobSaibot2082 lying? Did he say something wrong? .....PLEASE GO BACCCCCKTO BED!!!! grin grin cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Fresh Nigerian Army Recruit Resigns After Being Posted To Maiduguri (video) by PumpumPrince: 4:14pm On Aug 05, 2022
dhardline:
Who Wan die?!
They should send the ogas that have been enjoying in the offices for so long to go to Maiduguri for at least 6 months, maybe they'll now improve on the working/living conditions of the Army.


bro I will go to maidungunrin for free sir...only if there are lightskin babes ther!!!!!!(truss me) cheesy
Romance / Re: See The Message A Lady Sent Me Requesting For Money This Morning by PumpumPrince: 4:11pm On Aug 05, 2022
EmiDon11:
bros

na my pics dey my profile now

Go and hit LIKE there


so u want VictorUSA to like u?....correct?...bro why dont u juss ask himfor a kiss!!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: See The Message A Lady Sent Me Requesting For Money This Morning by PumpumPrince: 4:10pm On Aug 05, 2022
EmiDon11:
bros

na my pics dey my profile now

Go and hit LIKE there

angry
Romance / Re: See The Message A Lady Sent Me Requesting For Money This Morning by PumpumPrince: 4:06pm On Aug 05, 2022
VictorUSA:
Did you just insult me? How will you feel if I say thesame thing to you? You can't think that some words hurts? "Ugly thing" I cant believe you tell me this.

sweeery forget that broke young man call VictorUSA victoria befoe he start complaning he want to borrrow 70 naira from u....anyways can we please quickly talk about sexxx again for juss 3 minute!.,..u wee thong? smiley
Romance / Re: See The Message A Lady Sent Me Requesting For Money This Morning by PumpumPrince: 4:05pm On Aug 05, 2022
VictorUSA:
U don start with this your madness abi?


bro...becus u weak, all ways naggin n broke....we strongly advise to to shange yor name to Victoris or vikkkky coz u always sound girly!!!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: See The Message A Lady Sent Me Requesting For Money This Morning by PumpumPrince: 4:02pm On Aug 05, 2022
VictorUSA:
Can you imagine?

Chineke!

E don happen again.

Please see what this lady sent to me...

"Good morning Victor, how was your night? Hope you slept well. l seriously need you to do me a favour. I need the sum of N3000 to solve an urgent problem. I thought it's a good idea to ask you. God bless you.

Why is it that ladies are all beggars?

I carry million of dollars abi? You go run to me, give me this, send me that. Did you give me money to keep for you?

Beggars everywhere.


Victor Jalingo


u sound dumb & broke... I gave a hotel waiter N150,000 naira last week tuesday for returning my wallet which her credit cards and N70,000 inside. ...she asked u for 3k and you crying like the usual broke dude who call women gold diggers.
i give women money almost every day, minimum, 20-50k...You are not a real man,SHAME ON U FOR BEING BROKE & REMAINING BROKE.
...u should report this case to NBC news!!!!!!(no oofeinse)
angry

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Romance / Re: See The Message A Lady Sent Me Requesting For Money This Morning by PumpumPrince: 3:58pm On Aug 05, 2022
VictorUSA:
Can you imagine?

Chineke!

E don happen again.

Please see what this lady sent to me...

"Good morning Victor, how was your night? Hope you slept well. l seriously need you to do me a favour. I need the sum of N3000 to solve an urgent problem. I thought it's a good idea to ask you. God bless you.

Why is it that ladies are all beggars?

I carry million of dollars abi? You go run to me, give me this, send me that. Did you give me money to keep for you?

Beggars everywhere.


Victor Jalingo


angry
Romance / Re: Teach Me How To Talk To A Girl by PumpumPrince: 2:05pm On Aug 05, 2022
Oberhiri141:

Yeah! Thanks man, you really motivating.



Or brother.... juss stick to those roadside ladies selling groundnut, mango, bread, orange, banana, puff puff or in booker restorant .......all u need is pigeon to toast them sir.u don't even need English certificates!!(no oofencse) angry

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Romance / Re: Teach Me How To Talk To A Girl by PumpumPrince: 2:00pm On Aug 05, 2022
Oberhiri141:
Goodmorning my people, Aku weekend. Pls i need your help badly on how to talk to a girl i just met. Have done lots of research on google but still to no success, have even ask friends and they gave me helpful tips but still the same thing.

the problem is whenever i try to talk to any girl i like fear go just catch me and my mouth go dey shake and my heart will start beating faster. And now am tired of been alone and still a virgin. Have now become a laughing stock at my place of work because have not had sex before in my life. Pls elderly people in the house, help me, teach me how to talk to a lady who i can have a firm relationship with and spend the rest of our lives together. Thank u.


Good news
Pay me N90.000 naira and I will teach u how to toast white womens Or half cast womens

Or

Pay me N60.000 naira & I will teach u my main tecnik to toast lightskin womens from London or Nigeria


Or

Pay me juss N10,000naira & I will teach u how to toast darkskin womens....fat or slim

,......YOR SHOICE. cheesy



THANK ME LATER!!!!
Romance / Re: . by PumpumPrince: 12:44pm On Aug 05, 2022
Divay22:
Yimu

Can I quickly chop kiss for 2000 naira for each cheek plus lip to lip please? smiley
Romance / Re: If You Want To Have Healthy And Intelligent Children by PumpumPrince: 12:43pm On Aug 05, 2022
jeromestarks:
Marry a young virgin woman (17 -23) anything above this age will only produce poor quality children.
No matter how Healthy you eat, exercise and or visit the hospital, you can never be happy dating a woman above 23.
Once a woman is 30, avoid her! (You can keep her for sex though)
Once a woman is not a virgin, avoid her( you can also date her just for sex).
If you marry any woman above 23, you will experience sadness and you will age faster and die before you are 70.
Believe me or not, it's the truth.


bro no man want those gaddem childrens, I don't, we don't ,nobody don't.....childrens are pest who trap people & they also eat like rabbbit.....worst of all, the suck boooobsi like it belong to them. Fokk them sir!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: If You Want To Have Healthy And Intelligent Children by PumpumPrince: 12:41pm On Aug 05, 2022
jeromestarks:
Marry a young virgin woman (17 -23) anything above this age will only produce poor quality children.
No matter how Healthy you eat, exercise and or visit the hospital, you can never be happy dating a woman above 23.
Once a woman is 30, avoid her! (You can keep her for sex though)
Once a woman is not a virgin, avoid her( you can also date her just for sex).
If you marry any woman above 23, you will experience sadness and you will age faster and die before you are 70.
Believe me or not, it's the truth.

angry
Romance / Re: Teach Me How To Talk To A Girl by PumpumPrince: 11:17am On Aug 05, 2022
Oberhiri141:

You have spoken sense. Thanks alot

Folastar1 say u should were dress like woman & u say he speak sense?.....brother u really really need help & I will help u(no oofencse) smiley
Romance / Re: Teach Me How To Talk To A Girl by PumpumPrince: 11:12am On Aug 05, 2022
Oberhiri141:

Receive sense.


OK bro we glad u not really gay so I will help u. First things first:
1. practise how to read 1.2.3 to 50 without comma
2. Practise how to count a.b.c to Q.....Q is the magic word
3. make sure u have a good car like my range rover
4. make sure u don't were slippers to toast babe...coz u sound like u use chewing stick(no oofencse) angry
5. always were tie before u say helo so the babe will belif u a director
6. Improve yor gram & quit speking pigeon English sir!! angry

((( THANK ME LATER)) smiley
Romance / Re: Teach Me How To Talk To A Girl by PumpumPrince: 11:05am On Aug 05, 2022
Oberhiri141:
Goodmorning my people, Aku weekend. Pls i need your help badly on how to talk to a girl i just met. Have done lots of research on google but still to no success, have even ask friends and they gave me helpful tips but still the same thing.

the problem is whenever i try to talk to any girl i like fear go just catch me and my mouth go dey shake and my heart will start beating faster. And now am tired of been alone and still a virgin. Have now become a laughing stock at my place of work because have not had sex before in my life. Pls elderly people in the house, help me, teach me how to talk to a lady who i can have a firm relationship with and spend the rest of our lives together. Thank u.


OK brother u no wot?... am Goona link u up wot Siofra...the easiest babe to catch in Nairaland...U WANT??!(TANK ME LATER))) cheesy
Romance / Re: Teach Me How To Talk To A Girl by PumpumPrince: 11:02am On Aug 05, 2022
Oberhiri141:
Goodmorning my people, Aku weekend. Pls i need your help badly on how to talk to a girl i just met. Have done lots of research on google but still to no success, have even ask friends and they gave me helpful tips but still the same thing.

the problem is whenever i try to talk to any girl i like fear go just catch me and my mouth go dey shake and my heart will start beating faster. And now am tired of been alone and still a virgin. Have now become a laughing stock at my place of work because have not had sex before in my life. Pls elderly people in the house, help me, teach me how to talk to a lady who i can have a firm relationship with and spend the rest of our lives together. Thank u.


....hmm am thinking which of my babe to give u: nmezor, jullyrose.. angry
Romance / Re: Teach Me How To Talk To A Girl by PumpumPrince: 11:01am On Aug 05, 2022
Oberhiri141:
Goodmorning my people, Aku weekend. Pls i need your help badly on how to talk to a girl i just met. Have done lots of research on google but still to no success, have even ask friends and they gave me helpful tips but still the same thing.

the problem is whenever i try to talk to any girl i like fear go just catch me and my mouth go dey shake and my heart will start beating faster. And now am tired of been alone and still a virgin. Have now become a laughing stock at my place of work because have not had sex before in my life. Pls elderly people in the house, help me, teach me how to talk to a lady who i can have a firm relationship with and spend the rest of our lives together. Thank u.


angry
Family / Re: Lagos Man Tricks Baby-Mama, Disappears With Three-year-old Twins by PumpumPrince: 5:39pm On Aug 04, 2022
neonly:



Am not Ibo Alaye Ok get right dis is a faceless forum I can even be yur cousin without knowing

Ok,I hear u sirangry
Family / Re: Lagos Man Tricks Baby-Mama, Disappears With Three-year-old Twins by PumpumPrince: 2:10pm On Aug 04, 2022
neonly:
There is always two side of d story let hear d man side of d story before conclusion
Believe a woman at yur own risk


but why ate IBO people triking women & stealing babys especially in 2022?(no oofencse) angry
Romance / Re: Help!! In Love Wit My Neibors Wife & Baby Sitter by PumpumPrince: 10:13am On Aug 04, 2022
Fira09:



Are you a graduate, though your English says it all.


son wot has graduate gots to do wit chasing women?.....the question say please help or please advise!!( no oofencse) angry
Romance / Help!! In Love Wit My Neibors Wife & Baby Sitter by PumpumPrince: 8:26am On Aug 04, 2022
I fallen in love almost every 2 week & juss 3 week ago, . I was in love wit my neibors Nigerian wife until I saw her babysitter yesterday..her boooobsi shape almost made me cry for joy happiness & deliverance. .I love her so much & been dreaming about her sense yesterday. am a plaYA who love women but fallen in love shiud not be happening or else I can't chase women.
Please help/ advise?
URGENT angry
Romance / Re: MEN!! Don't Let Society Lie To You!! This Kind Of Women DO NOT EXIST!! by PumpumPrince: 8:55pm On Aug 03, 2022
mizzhathaway:

Ok o..Everyone is free to make their decisions sha..I'm just saying he generalizing is so wrong...what fraction of female has he even met? Why should someone always meet the wrong people? Doesn't it speak something about that individual too .look, everyone should just work on themselves.. that's it I feel it's a personal thing not a gender thing .


so u encourrragin female to sexxx female....shame on u!!(no oofencse) angry
Health / Re: I Want To Build Muscle And Gain Weight, What Is The Fastest Way by PumpumPrince: 7:25pm On Aug 03, 2022
Edipet:
Please recommend.


jollof rice plus goat meat sir!! angry
Food / Re: See Yam I Bought For 1500 Naira. Did I Do Good Or Did They Shave My Head by PumpumPrince: 4:28pm On Aug 03, 2022
sukkot:
just bought the yam 1500 naira. was i shaved or did i survive ?



but why u buyin yam?...cant u buy fish n chip? angry
Romance / Re: Some Nairaland Moderators Are Very Dumb by PumpumPrince: 3:55pm On Aug 03, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
Dem ban me because i exposed the info of the huge casualty of russian army.
I guess a moderator/fan of putin didnt like how i exposed Russia decided to ban and delete that post.

These same foolish moderators will be complianing about our bad leaders.
But they are abusing the small power they have.
Imagine if they become Governors



Bro...we don't meanto sound rude but what's the difference BTW those topic u juss posted & the full meaning of yor name..SULTANofPUCCCI?.....u don't think they sound the same sir?( juss askin oooo)...no oofencse! undecided

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Culture / Re: Recommend A Book On Slavery To Me by PumpumPrince: 3:04pm On Aug 03, 2022
siofra:
Please suggest a book about the trans-atlantic slave trade to me.

It'll be a plus if it focuses on the role Africans had in pushing the slave trade, especially the Efiks and other present day Nigerian tribes that lived near the coast.

And also a book that concerns the role the Arabs had in slave trade before the Europeans came.

the goood news is I love yor passsion for house girl job...we need more people like u wink

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