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this man isn't looking any health again...
whatever he is going through, I wish him speedy recovery.

wow lovely dogs, when will u visit calabar with them?

others dey kill snake, u dey kill earthworm...
stop that rubbish pls.

...this world is not my own.

Shugabanqasa:
Consume sniper instead

Try it and come and tell us of ur journey to d great beyond.

Mbaka is a two faced human being yes, but as long as this is coming from Garbage shehu....I rather eat a bar of soap than believe.

RIP soldier.

How a full grown man that's married, resorted to living with his mistress still baffles me...
Na see finish be this one na.
u wanted a deputy wife and u got one evil one.

She even tried to kill him before the oil incident. That puna must be made in kenya that he didnt know when to take a walk.

not even an iota of pity for him.

Bruno3000:
Nigerians deserve the kind of government they get. Very stubborn, insultive, selfish, greedy, self-righteous, arrogant, nepotistic, over-eligious set of people...

succinctly put.

the people are 70% the problem
the government 30%.

skin like milk geng...
fair and fresh.
Uncle Ned is a man with like taste.

cessna150:
Autopilot is not incompetent

try leaving it on auto pilot to land then. lmaooo

it seems killing is a trait these people are born with.

The name Nigeria should be changed to disaster.
wahala be like wetin again?

stupid skit

Nigeria is on auto pilot...


na cruise since, now to land na wahala.

other countries : embroiled minister steps down at any significant cause.

Nigeria : threatens her people to enjoy such minister or regret it.


if u still think buhari is d best thing after bread and butter may Ogun wipe away you and your generation.

welcome development if true.

brand new whaaaaat?
ur brain must be paining u.

LMS1:
Am not a bad person I will help you my sister

wall mirror 5k
wall clock 4k
foam 40+k
bedsheets 3k
sofa (two seater) 60k
Gas cylinder 6kg 8k
table burner 10k
Tokumbo TV 20k
gotv 10k (plus sub)
pots/plates 10k
Fan (incase no AC) 8K
Broom/parker/mob 3k
book shelf (50 books) 20k
wardrobe (standing) 120k
paints(for room) 5k
clothes hanger per dozen 2k
fridge (table top) 50k
I pass my neighbor 30k
stabilizer 20k
Electric iron 5 k
home theater (medium) 20k
center table 12k
matches N20
kitchen cupboard (smallest) 30k
hand fan N200
rag 1k
extension socket 2k
Lamp 2k
mosquito net 2k
frypan 3k
Flipflop (slippers) N300
Toothbrush N200
Two plastic chairs 15k
laundry basket 1k
padlock 1K
5 Toilet paper 2k (jumbo size)
bathing soap 1carton 1k
Detergents 1k
sponge N500
Sanitary pads 2k
Bra/panties 5k
lipstick 1k
eyelashes 1k
mascara 1k
eye pencil N500
hand bag 4k
handkerchief N500
Torchlight 2k
spoons and fvks 3k
bathroom buckets 3k
lingerie (night dress) 3k
and lastly a packet of Chewing gum 1k..


OP AM VERY SORRY YOU MIGHT NEED TO STAY WITH YOUR PARENTS TILL YOUR MONEY COMPLETES,
OR YOU BUY THE MOST IMPORTANT TO YOU..

ahhhhh...bros!
Tuale o but I noticed u didnt put packet of condoms.
somebody that is relocating to owerri to live alone must be fully prepared.

He said the difference is that , Nigerian mosquitoes are born n bred in mushin and are always threatening people like Wike , while the American ones r trained in Harvard and have doctorate degrees.

soon we would see "nairalanders balls cut off by raging girlfriend"

On another note...u should control ur anger!
women are one creature u would never learn everything about them.
they r full of surprises and u need a Lotta patience if u want to live with one.

Times have changed o.
our women ain't like our grandmas and some mothers that will swallow anything d man says or not protest when shouted on.

u need wisdom to follow them.
anything u want in a woman u can get it double just inject the right amount of what u need shikena.

about her pulling a knife...hmm, may she not end up killing u while u sleep someday. that one is a scary trait from her end too

okay I am leaving nairaland for hood...
I have seen enough....

oba for morning
yahoo boy for night...
lol

This one na mad man wey run commot psychiatric hospital

OP the pervert