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RomanceRe: What Jealousy Made A Nigerian Girl Do To Her Boyfriend.. by PunterTim(m): 10:22am On Dec 09, 2015
freecocoa:
This has absolutely nothing to do with liars, we are talking about lip balm, ordinary lip balm.

Why would there be need to lie about it? To think the babe actually told him to return it and he did, jeez! Such a turn off.

Well, if you are into spineless guys, you can like him, we all like different things.
Ouch
RomanceRe: What Jealousy Made A Nigerian Girl Do To Her Boyfriend.. by PunterTim(m): 10:16am On Dec 09, 2015
PunkyVeer:
I'm sure it must have been like watching two girls oil wrestling wink tongue

But thanks smiley
Oil Wrestling!Hope They're Nude And Beautiful Bodies!
RomanceRe: Does Your Boyfriend/girlfriend Know Your Nairaland Monicker? by PunterTim(m): 10:14am On Dec 09, 2015
PunkyVeer:
The lies you tell cheesy
Quality goods never stay on the shelf for too long now grin
Quality Bum
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: TOP Ten Most Gentle Guyz(mr Nice Guys) In Romance Session. by PunterTim(m): 9:46pm On Dec 07, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Been a while, Timmy smiley Hope you've been cool & not up to no good tongue
Haha,Hav I Always Been Up To No Good 'A La Ur Bum'
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: TOP Ten Most Gentle Guyz(mr Nice Guys) In Romance Session. by PunterTim(m): 9:35pm On Dec 07, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Tjnoobsaibot kiss Catlova Schusmatic (not sure if that's how it's spelt) PunterTim BoboYekini ButchCassidy
Haha,Hw'v U Been N Dat Tiny Ass!
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by PunterTim(m): 9:21pm On Nov 16, 2015
BlaqCoffee109:
..gross right?disgusting
Yea,Unexpectedly Coming From Ya...
Don't Join In The Craze,I Want You Right Here With Me.
PoliticsRe: Stop Using French Flag As Profile Picture, It's An Act Of Slavery - Reno Omokri by PunterTim(m): 5:42pm On Nov 16, 2015
all4naija:
Can you imagine how silly many Nigerians are in their views on this issue? I am really surprised at the lack of civilized and modernity in them. It is appalling to say the least.
Reign O'Mockery
PoliticsRe: The South South And The Niger Delta People's Thread by PunterTim(m): 2:30pm On Nov 16, 2015
BlaqCoffee109:
so because your mother's punan! is brimming with maggot you think every woman's own is like that abi? its not your fault,ndo take heart for being a product of such mess
*Pukes*
RomanceRe: Can U Go Into A No Sex Relationship by PunterTim(m): 2:23pm On Nov 16, 2015
PunkyVeer:
So now I'm curious, what reasons do these girls give when they propose this "no sex" rule? Are they even virgins?

For the ones that aren't virgins, I'm suspecting some manipulation on their part. A ploy to get married fast, maybe? It's like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey to make it move fast. In this case, the sex to get the guy to the alter.
Strange As It Seems,You're Oblivious Of Naija Babes And Their Machinations!
RomanceRe: How A Nairalander Pranked His Ex Girlfriend With The Lyrics Of Adele's Song by PunterTim(m): 2:14pm On Nov 16, 2015
sandrahnaub:
fenkx...wld ave preferred pretty dan Hot...I 8 dat Compliment
Apologies Then.You're Pretty...
PoliticsRe: Ndoki Are Ijaw Only For Political purpose---Ijaw National Congress by PunterTim(m): 9:21pm On Nov 15, 2015
Truckpusher:
I told you that this your elephant was beaten black and blue and he is yet to recover from the ordeal.

You can't have Biafra without the support of the minority ethnic group of the Niger Delta you all love to hate but you like their land and resources - Not in this generation.

We will use any means necessary including slavery to stop your expansionist agenda mark my words.

Keep beating your dry chest even as you have become the scum of this country.
Igbos?Scum Of The Country?...
Joke Of The Century!
RomanceRe: How A Nairalander Pranked His Ex Girlfriend With The Lyrics Of Adele's Song by PunterTim(m): 8:09pm On Nov 15, 2015
sandrahnaub:
How?
Hmm,The Prank. Anyway,I Think You're Hot!
RomanceRe: How A Nairalander Pranked His Ex Girlfriend With The Lyrics Of Adele's Song by PunterTim(m): 3:04pm On Nov 15, 2015
sandrahnaub:
M good u
Haha,You Fell For The Trick Again!
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo Appointed As NOUN Goodwill Ambassador by PunterTim(m): 3:08pm On Nov 14, 2015
SlimBrawnie:
Abuja. Central Area precisely
Hmm,Your Smile Is Contagious,Any Chance You're Igbo?
I'm Tim Btw,Awka Centre But Reside In Abj...
RomanceRe: How A Nairalander Pranked His Ex Girlfriend With The Lyrics Of Adele's Song by PunterTim(m): 2:55pm On Nov 14, 2015
sandrahnaub:
Hello
'How Are You'
RomanceRe: How A Nairalander Pranked His Ex Girlfriend With The Lyrics Of Adele's Song by PunterTim(m): 2:54pm On Nov 14, 2015
Haha,Top Lyrics... #Hello
Foreign AffairsRe: Terrorist Attack In Paris Leaves 40 Dead And 100 Hostages by PunterTim(m): 2:38pm On Nov 14, 2015
Saddening
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo Appointed As NOUN Goodwill Ambassador by PunterTim(m): 1:53pm On Nov 14, 2015
stevecantrell:
Dude ! Where's your girlfriend, Blaqcoffee109 ?
Haha,I Don't Do Girlfriends...
She's Probably Somewhere Being Lovely,Tasting Like Candy Or Coffee!
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo Appointed As NOUN Goodwill Ambassador by PunterTim(m): 1:32pm On Nov 13, 2015
SlimBrawnie:
We are getting there
Yea,We Are.
What's Your Centre?
RomanceRe: Annoying Boyfriend Habits That Girls Hate by PunterTim(m): 10:27pm On Nov 12, 2015
Michellla:
lol speak for yourself niccur. cheesy
Can I Give You An Ass Squeeze!
RomanceRe: Annoying Boyfriend Habits That Girls Hate by PunterTim(m): 4:36pm On Nov 11, 2015
NarnieSnyper:
gringrin I hope nothing special fell on the day u guys(arsenal) played Bayern Munchen at Alianz arena?
grin
RomanceRe: Annoying Boyfriend Habits That Girls Hate by PunterTim(m): 2:07pm On Nov 11, 2015
Michellla:
please add "When the PS3/Football is more appealing than
we are."
undecided
The Goal Feeling Trumps The Orgasm Feeling.
RomanceRe: Annoying Boyfriend Habits That Girls Hate by PunterTim(m): 2:01pm On Nov 11, 2015
czarr:
Load of crap grin

Believe this at your own peril.

Act on this and watch her get bored out of ya life grin
And,






I'm going to pretend you didn't just say we should give less attention to footballshocked shocked
The game that unites the world,tribes, northerners and southerners undecided

The game on which humanity was built.
I'm going to pretend
Joining You In That Same State Of Pretence.WTF!!!
Here Is The Hard Truth;Average Naija Girls Are Not Desirable Apart From When It Comes To Sex.Just Tell Me What It Is That's In That Head Of Yours That Can Give Me Value For My Precious Time!(No Offence).
RomanceRe: Annoying Boyfriend Habits That Girls Hate by PunterTim(m): 1:50pm On Nov 11, 2015
NarnieSnyper:
@ OP, u cnt say u dnt like the alpha male, so u prefer a guy who's a sissy,eh? U want equal right abi. Oya sue the guy na.

I also totally disagree about giving u guys total attention,then what is left of us? Most girls hyper-boost their ego if we make them our priority.
U see me so, nothing can seperate me from video game and soccer. Just pray Man Utd dnt have a game on our anniversary or ur birthday......or God forbid u have an accident
Arsenal Is The Team And God Help Them It Dosen't Fall On Same Time/Date You Have Your Birthday,Menstruation Period,Sickness,Heat Period... Cos God Knows I Already Made My Choice...
She Gets Offended When I Do That But I Can't Fault Myself;You're Not Priority One In My Life(Take It Or Leave It).
RomanceRe: Annoying Boyfriend Habits That Girls Hate by PunterTim(m): 1:34pm On Nov 11, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Lol, come on now. Girls do talk about their sex lives.

I remember a little incident one time when I was about 13. It was in the afternoon but I was in bed suffering from an ear ache. It was too painful to even fall asleep so I just laid there with my eyes closed as if I was asleep. Anyway, my sister walked into the room with her friend. Apparently this girl just spent her 1st night, the night before, with her new BF & was there to tell my sister about it. All this time they thought I was asleep & I also pretended to be asleep because things were getting really juicy grin

So she described what they did before going to bed. What they ate, etc. And now she got to meatiest part of her story, the bedroom scene. I was getting so excited as she described how they kissed & touched each other. But before she got to the part about them taking off their clothes, my mother called my sister into the kitchen about something. It took her about 15 minutes to come back & I was burning inside because I wanted to hear the rest of the story. When my sister sat down & the other girl was like "where was I?". Both of them didn't remember where the story stopped & I was getting irritated because I could still remember exactly where it ended. In my impatience, I spoke up & reminded them because I just couldn't take any more of their gold fish memory grin Plus I just wanted to hear a real, good sex story. HELLO! Sigh. Big mistake because I never got to hear the rest. My sister was like "Excuse me?" & I wished I could disappear at that moment.

Besides that one, friends have shared their saucy encounters with me too & none of them were loose sexually, just loose in the mouth. Girls talk a lot about their sex lives lol.
Blame It On The Average Naija Girl Mentality.
RomanceRe: Do Yall Hate Us South Africans That Much?? by PunterTim(m): 10:09am On Nov 11, 2015
Naija Guys Are So Hot And Desired,You Welcome Anytime,Anyday.
RomanceRe: The Rise Of Cleavages In Nigeria... Photo Proof by PunterTim(m): 9:56am On Nov 11, 2015
PunkyVeer:
None of those things. I already posted the pic & I'm not gonna repost it. If you didn't see it then you better ask somebody, shnuckums.
Did You A Post A Pic?Did I Just Miss The 2nd Coming!
RomanceRe: The Rise Of Cleavages In Nigeria... Photo Proof by PunterTim(m): 9:54am On Nov 11, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Lol, but why would I be touched by something I know is not true? He thinks I should lose weight to fit whatever mould he has created for me in his head, probably wants me to look like a stick insect or something. This is where my annoyance is coming from because I don't appreciate being told how to live my life. So no Tim, it's not hurt but irritation.
Touché!
I Thought Maybe You'll Feel Inferior To His Ideal Kind Of Lady(Little Bit Of Flesh In Right Places).Think That's The Perfect Representation Of The Modern Woman(No Offence).
Can't Fault His Taste In Ladies,I Actually Detest Guys With 0 Taste.
RomanceRe: The Rise Of Cleavages In Nigeria... Photo Proof by PunterTim(m): 9:31am On Nov 11, 2015
AfroKnight:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
*Straight Face*,What's Funny?
RomanceRe: I Think My Guy Is Trying Something With My Crush Behind My Back.. by PunterTim(m): 12:29am On Nov 11, 2015
Girls Like Funny,Witty Guys

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