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BlaqCoffee109:
what bazooka did ya think?

stevecantrell:
Sounds like she got a big one....

PunkyVeer:
LOL @ heart attack. I'm alright, not a cardiac arrest in sight

PunkyVeer:
Well, maybe you need to focus more on breaking down her defenses then so she can join your other "darlings", because this chic right here, yeah that's me, don't do no harems. I'll leave you to it. Put your back into it & maybe she'll yield.

Sleekyshuga:
It's raining heavily here.. Playing Lo-le by Skales (whatever that means, though it's a club banger)..

Sleekyshuga:

BlaqCoffee109:
hmmm

BlaqCoffee109:
in Sharon Stones' voice: Punter, I gotta get some luurve honey

BlaqCoffee109:
you done did it! you must not know me

Truckpusher:
Actually sir , *scratches head* Puntertim is your deputy and he also doubles as your beneficiary in the company's share with an equity of 40% in Manpkory & Chamfaring Associates.
Welcome sir!

Truckpusher:
Sorry Sir, I......*stutters* I thought you were aware ,but Sir, he's been calling madam, honey ! Sir !
Sorry sir , I got to go send this file just confirm from her please sir!

BlaqCoffee109:
...ladies bane, huh?

stevecantrell:
Bae, who is puntertim ?

I'd like to do more than just be acquainted..ya know ?

Truckpusher:
I'm following the story , information just got to me that mrcork has been arrested and being processed at immigration for deportation but the Nigerian govt rejected him citing that he will not find enough light skin ladies to make him happy and it might affect his psyche.

BlaqCoffee109:
G's don't crush ...and I am coco ..yeah, he gone buy one Lagos bike and the keke will be backup/entourage ride..he home base for sure ...BTW I'd like to be acquainted to Puntertim or SteveCantrell..dunno

Kazrem:
Yap

Decker:
You are the one having the wrong idea that all girls are materialistic and hence resulting in your fear of approaching any.

Look, everything shouldn't be about flaunting your wallet in their presence or showering gifts and showing off when you first meet a girl.

The first thing a girl sees when you approach her is your confidence. If you are confident enough to walk up to a girl and talk to her confidently, them you have slightly won her over. You can proceed from there.
If you are someone who is friendly and "interesting", you can ignite friendship and from there things will add up.

Trust me, it's not always about money. There are other things girls need in their lives.

PunkyVeer:
Lol, we were kids! Kids then were still kids, unlike today's kids. The only thing I believe most of us knew about sex, was from watching dogs having sex. We leered & cheered at THAT instead

PunkyVeer:
Hahaha. Hilarious. @ #3

I don't remember doing any "masculine" chores, growing up. However, there were mainly boys in my childhood neighbourhood so I learned things like, climbing trees, shooting at birds with a sling-shot, playing marbles & throwing dice