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This is the way nigerian police should have flog that useless oyedepo and his idiots members last week, they risked the lives of nigerians.

dukeprince50:
He's a teenager.
He stalk me and cancel every post I made on NL just because I disagree with him and agreed with guy on a particular argument, I decide to ignore him wen he told me I should apologize for disagreeing with him lol, I knew he is a kid and need to have fun. He'll grow up someday

Lol, I wonder who left phone to a todler this period.

Fanky8:
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u must be very mad

Tetrahedron:
It shall not be well with anybody that will package APC for Nigerians in 2023

but we should pack PDP?

As the House prepared to vote on a $2 trillion relief plan, unemployment data set a bleak record and hospitals struggled with an influx of sick patients and lack of equipment.
Right now at least 81,321 people in the U.S. are known to have been infected with the coronavirus, more cases than China, Italy or any other country has seen, according to data gathered by The New York Times.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/26/world/coronavirus-news.html

Edopesin:
So na you be Almouthy

But seriously sha girls for uni dey Hot on a normal

No be about you every time

I say yes because of freedom, but bro some guys spent whole 4 years without touching lady pant.. sometimes you need to play this game even at home, work.

Edopesin:
Having money doesn't guarantee puna same way your egg and indomie will not guarantee you puna unless you get brain to back am up

thats what i'm saying... mouth and set the mood right..but some girls ehen aha they can spread their leg at angle 180 degree because of Big cola.

Edopesin:
Because you be Otedola pikin, even Otedola pikin no dey talk like this

Calm down bro

Look @ this one, I have to be otedola pikin before I can get pussy?
listen up, lemme give you some lectures, having money does not guarantee u pussies.. I mean pussies not pussy, unless you want to be patronizing prostitutes
if you are in ilorin and close to post office ask about Lere properties himself, he used to be my agent then.. ask about sleeky.. i'm very sure he wont forget me because I had married families as a co-tenants and they used to complain that I used to bring a lot of different girls to the compound, they jealous despite the fact that I was staying in a seperate self con.
but have changed sha.

Onebottle:
This is great
Really great

But come o. Who dem give the money

go get corona virus first to be eligible

otipoju:
You get my point exactly. It's not the food he is buying. You dont need to buy anything to bang any woman.
Create the right atmosphere where she can let her guard down and dont be a broadcaster of what happened between you both and she will bang you.

you are right my man, during my university time at University of ilorin...dam! stayed at Okeodo of camp...
I f*cked like mad..pussies are very cheaper than food to get from ladies, but u have to be street wise.

otipoju:
You see why I said that guy dey play amateur leauge.

In my teens we used to have books like " how to seduce a woman" we read such books like bible till it became a part of us. Go and listen to the lyrics of Dbanj "Tongolo"
And you'll know that the secret is to "yarn women the koko".

The indomie and egg pattern is working for him. But there are many ways to catch a fish. You can hook it, you can use a net and you can spear it if it's big enough.

there was a time around 2011 i f*cked up to 6 different girls with 150naira korean seasonal movie.
worse part I dont used to have interest n the movie

otipoju:
Lol. You are not a sharp shooter then.

Like Uncle Dele once told me" there are a million ways to catch a girl " ...bro dont limit yours to egg and noodles alone.

A young lady once came to meet bros for advice.
She was pregnant and did not know what to do but did not want to keep the baby.

Uncle Dele told her that there is a way that a lady will be ***ed for 7 days, the thing will come out with her next menstrual cycle. So she should tell her boyfriend to come so he'll explain the process to him.

Smallie insisted that Uncle Dele was the experienced one who had the knowledge so she would prefer him to help her.

Bros carry am go bathroom told her to shower with warm water first for the right body temperature. Na so bros chop free food for 7 consecutive days oo.

A million ways my friend, a million ways. Adaptation is key. It's called being smooth.

Devil na apprentice for where you dey lie

stonegarden:
If this guy for remain for Nigeria he would have been a driver or okada man

or nairaland dead meat seller

light099:
Where did he say that?

igbo christain spotted, igbo muslim wont like you forever

someone that cant predict just 5 over 0.5 correctly.

Yemree pipul...they were born to hate.

Switruth:
. Me and you dey the same line bro. Everything including allocation is in Abuja. So shameful something like this landed in Lagos and taken to Abuja wey suppose to share give everybody.

Lol, na so my bro

Switruth:
Why are you all crying.? Nigeria starts and ends in Abuja. Kiss the truth.

but corona virus started from lagos though it will end in abuja

This is just like a movie

This is real o

Good news for cameronian people.

he may not die, wicked people dont used to die easily, but I wish death of corona virus upon anybody making this country not convenient for the masses.

see as that girl they leak prick.. she handle the penis the way tupac used to handle mic. girls can leak corona virus out of penis because of money.

gosmoney:
see d idiot telling his father he is stupid as if u can tell me dat to my face ur father

you must be delusional to think you are older enough to have me as a son...stupid human

[quote author= post=87651655]You never had it bad because they come around to reconsider the masses and make life easier for them in this perilous time?
No matter what you guys read online, you. MUST find a way to WAIL in it sha!
What manner of lifestyle is this
Pathetic![/quote]prevention is better than cure, is better to stay at home safely than to take a train that will pave way to death..
i'm very sure you av never taken nigeria train before to know how crowded it used to be.
corona is real bro, it spread more than perfume.
And guess what?
i'm not a zombie like you.

confused government, we never had it so terrible during 16 years of PDP.
PDP government was very bad, but no word in this world to describe how terrible this APC government is

Buhari is a confirm Goat

see one of ipod representatives... people from that side no just get sense

voltron14:
Especially those in your family.

No, we are part of the minority that ok, but you.. the whole of your generation are in problem.