₦airaland Forum

pharmow: When I realized say this thing happened for China. Two things came to mind. China men Joystick no try at all. As a result dem dey always do wetin their woman tell them to do in order not to be dumped. Also, their women dey like lashing well well and dem they dey over-jealous. I assure U say if na black dude, apart from say our culture not permit this kind yeye thing, the gal no go fit try am because she cant afford to lose the black mamba. just my opinion

How long is your joystick?

4reigningqueen: Him or Her Sir?

Please cool down when typing next time.

The guy is high

Dovy: Pls check the site http:///signup/dovy

Get lost u scumbag

A friend wants to know if a graduate that is yet to serve apply? I need an answer please. He also has D7 in English

[quote author=Jensen_elizz]Dnt really know him bt i have watch sum of his movie......get well soon sir



unto other news
abeg anybody wey dey use lumia 720 make im surface ooo,,i bought mine yesterday only to see dat dere was no power boost or nokia battery boost and i bought mine 4 #34,000k @ ikeja,........shey anbody notice d same diff for deir own when dem unbox am......abeg help ooo[/quote]

[quote author=Jensen_elizz]Dnt really know him bt i have watch sum of his movie......get well soon sir



unto other news
abeg anybody wey dey use lumia 720 make im surface ooo,,i bought mine yesterday only to see dat dere was no power boost or nokia battery boost and i bought mine 4 #34,000k @ ikeja,........shey anbody notice d same diff for deir own when dem unbox am......abeg help ooo[/quote]I use the same and I bought mine brand new at 51K from Nokia shop at Mokola Ibadan and it has 12months warranty. That is what you get when you don't buy phone from the right shop.

RVP to be sold dis January to Foolham. . . Hahahaha

Eeja Nla01: New word added to the
English dictionary:

OZIL (verb); To help, assist someone to do something.

Ozilation (noun)
Usage and example

1. Please I need your Ozilation (assistance)
2. Kindly Ozil me, please?
3. Can somebody Ozil Man Utd to get a good coach?

I love this, I'm gonna post it on my facebook wall but waiting for ManU to lose first

Chimerase: bro mi I no de like watch relegation match abeg
Keep me abreast

Abreastt ke? Why not aprickk

Now, this is good. ManU must here am today

jmoore: goal. If sunderland wins the match then Man utd is doomed

Who scored pls, I'm not watching

Havilah93: Game on!!

United reigning era is gone

ebiye55: I have had an encounter with them, they stopped me, asked me to drive beside the fence of the station(not inside). They checked all my vehicle particulars and DL and said my DL was fake! All because the issuing state was LAGOS and the code at the back began with RV (rivers state)

My response to him [OGA, anywhere you want make we go, I ready my licence no be fake!] The guy fear!!!

Can you hear yourself out?

dayokanu: Oga Jarus

You never pay my isakole oo

That is a sin Mr Dayo of Bayern

Temismith: Congrats sir! More and more of it i pray for u. Oga Jarus, we con from d same fillage , help ur sister find job for one of dis company abeg . U knw say na unto knowing person now and i don knw u fa. tanx in advance

You don't even know if he has a job himself.

[quote author=Izon-tubo]And who or what is chelsea...that okoko club.......messi does not have to score them to prove anything....[/quote]Osaze, Torres and all those who scored against chelsea are better than Messi in that case, don't mind dem

1wolex85: Na wetin I wan talk be dis since! Y d hell should he leave barcelona? He's among the top three players in d world, barca is winning titles, barca sponsored his operation when he was 13, any south american will never leave a spanish club for d epl if he has everything he wants I.e titles and money. There is just no rationale for him to leave barca, or you pple want him to leave just to prove what? He has played against the best defensive pairing in d epl (ferdy and vidic) and he has always done well, I don't know y dey think he won't succeed in the epl. Remember a lot of pple thot david silva and juan mata won't succeed in epl because of d physicality? They've have been d best players at their clubs for the last 2 seasons. Santi is anoda example, u pple shud stop talking nonsense jor

Michu an unknown player in La Liga is one of the best striker in EPL and some say Messi too should come and prove sef. For what

Is the Ferrari American or Italian specs?

What a dumb statement from a whole dean, this country is messed

dickt: .
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Much more dan him.

Messi does not have to entertain or play stylishly. He delivers and that's what matter most

It's still a mystery to me how a responsible club will loan out Moses and allow Torres to stay. I don't get it.

Goalllllll, Ozil assists

papalbull: Its not just in Nigeria,its common in othere countries. Ok for example even the World Cup 2010 in South Africa, many players that were born in one country but chose to represent another. In many cases they are coming from former colonies, a situation quite common in the French team that won their only world title with the precious help of players born in former French territories.
Would “Les Bleus”(france) have been so successful with great African players like Zinedine Zidane (Algeria), Patrick Vieira (Senegal) or Marcel Desailly (Ghana), Caribbean Islands reinforcements like Lilian Thuram and Thierry Henry (Guadalupe) or Christian Karembeu (New Caledonia in the Pacific Ocean) as well as Robert Pires (Portugal) David Trezeguet (Argentina), Youri Djorkaeff and Alain Boghossian both from Armenia? It looked more like a World XI team that brought the World Cup and European Championships trophy home, to France. Michele Platini one of the best French players of all time was Italian too. So fellas its not just naija.thank you all. Train stop me here abeg. Thanks to jonathan.more than 8yrs now train never run for ph.

Abeg no vex oo but I swear u don dey kolo. . Lol

bongosman: The father is from my village(okoh town)Aguata local government of Anambra state.small London

I'm also from Achina Aguata while my grandmum is from Akpo.

Lionel Akachukwu Messiechi

Oh God! What's our offences in dis country? Nothing wey I never hear and see in this country. By the way where is Okija_juju the nairaland's native doctor from SE? I dey suspect that bros

Omo Daddy354: Ok pple, here we go.

Q1. What nation worshipped the idol "Chemosh"?

This one is beyond me o, I need simpler ones for we newbies, infact this is my first time of seeing Chemosh

modelmike7: . . . . . You are welcome my dear brother. We are all here to learn. Many of us keep learning about the Word of God daily here, No one knows it all. So just try and participate, thats how i started here also, that atleast i must get a point in d midst of my brethren here wit very fast fingers. YOU WELCOME PurestBoy! N.B , ITS A DAILY QUIZ, EVERYONE STARTS WIT ZERO POINT DAILY.

Ok bro, when are we starting today's own?