₦airaland Forum

texaco1:
women are simply amens and meretrixs and all they want is argentum,they dont want ur amare or amo all they want is ur argentum

Proof that mad people are here in Nairaland! Smh

Do you unlock Sony Ericsson Xperia Arc S locked to TMN Portuguese network?

Olekumaster: wise up man. Dis style don old!

Its becoming irritating!

lanrexlan: Liar,peace tv is located in Dubai,not india.....Peace

You're an illiterate and a pathetic liar, ordinary google will prove u wrong.

udatso: Where did you get that info? I watched peace tv india today and even watched some of his lectures....please I need proof sir

Google "Peace tv in India" and you will see the word banned everywhere with credible newslinks.

sylve11: na who come release this one from him cage?

Bros I tire o!!!

Okija juju: Na wah o! S Seun has started allowing Ndi Ara to join Nairaland..


Lack of empathy for dog wey I for don cut ehn throat boil with scent leaf and kinkana chop since..

Delusion is what you called an obvious light hearted joke?

Deranged because of a dogs name?


Na wah o!!

Bros. no be me cause the problems for your life.. No animal, human or spirit fit solve your issues.

Here your only solution; https://25.media.tumblr.com/815143d87f2f9b8cbba60b8188cad9e9/tumblr_mf7amxKvnP1qct87ho1_400.gif

Bros u too get bad mouth, chai, u no dey gree, I wish to meet u in real life sha. . .

yuzedo: no am save. i just lived my good freinds in orental hottel lekki. govnor udugan and govnore susuwam of benwe. also mate wit minnister of power prof nebbo. went for a confrence of reach mens dat wanted to buy NIPP genco power plant. i dunno if is vegettable plant or hibiscus flour plant but dey said i shud come as a respecte man of soceity and bannana ice land represnetitive. it was fun, i eat dodo + tea and crack joke wit my bois d govnors.

You dis Mushin boy, it will still be your turn. Na God go dey catch una one by one!

[quote author=na_joke]finally dem don catch BILLYONAIRE[/quote]Why hasn't this guy respond to this thread to clear himself?

acidtalk: Signs To Know You Have Over Used Your Single Status.


(This thread was never intended to make any gender, male/female fell bad about their single status. It is just for some of us to realize something we are too shy or scared to admit when we actually know the truth deep inside of us)

* When as a bachelor as soon as you enter the market every market woman starts dragging you and calling you customer you no go buy Egusi, Palm Oil, Stock fish today? Some of them even know your first name while a few of their daughters know your house because they are willing to go drop the goods over for you.

* Everyone starts asking the same question, not as a sign to mock you but mere out of pity and concern. The question never changes as it remains "When are you getting married?", "How is madam/Oga?", "When are we following you to her village to ask her hand in marriage?".

* When you stop receiving wedding IV cards from your peers any longer, but rather the baton has been passed to your friend's and colleagues younger siblings and relatives. Most of the time you refuse to go to such events because deep down you know they are younger than you in age so why going to dance your body out when they call the friends of the bride / groom when in the real sense of it, you are their elder.

* When you consider it shameful to step out to go and catch the bouquet at the venue the just wedded bride is about to throw.

* As a single man you no longer feel comfortable bringing in different women to your home because all your neighbors are already 'happily married'. Gone are the days when you felt 'fly' bringing in different women every night.

Source pls?

jacobscros: you have become the new redmosquito on this site. I always look forward to reading ur post

And me too, I love Mr Banana island posts

pDude: I also fear smoking weed because the day I made mistake and smoked it, I almost ran mad. Infact I ran mad but na God save me that day.

When last did u visit a psychiatrist? The madness may still be there, just asking ni o and pls no yab me

I will never watch it even at gun point on my head...

That's Yoruba people's business, they are the ones obsessed with spraying mint notes at their weekly owambe parties

I can die if I don't take Benson after eating, food won't digest if I don't smoke it down and I'm always on motion after meal.

Joke apart, Tinubu is damn ugly

I know the boy in question around Ologuneru Ibadan and he was an area junior broda, according to my friends who are on the same street and knew Efizzy better, they were lovers & left beer parlour after celebrating her birthday for her, there was no evidence of r@pe attempt and why would she be with a drunk guy in his house, both of them alone around 10pm if she didn't want to be phucked? I don't support r@pe cos I have sisters too but dis is a one-sided story since the dead cannot talk. Anything could have happened like a case of jealousy, cheating, avoidable arguments but the only thing that can vindicate her is to claim self-defense against r@pe but remember that the judge is not a fool cos he/she will need evidence related to the time of death. Search Akinwale Ayobami Efizzy on facebook & you'll see him, he was a cool dude but I don't believe he tried to r@pe her cos people were not just seeing dem togeda. RIP dude!

I know the boy in question around Ologuneru Ibadan and he was an area junior broda, according to my friends who are on the same street and knew Efizzy better, they were lovers & left beer parlour after celebrating her birthday for her, there was no evidence of rape attempt and why would she be with a drunk guy in his house, both of them alone around 10pm if she didn't want to be bleeped? I don't support rape cos I have sisters too but dis is a one-sided story since the dead cannot talk. Anything could have happened like a case of jealousy, cheating, avoidable arguments but the only thing that can vindicate her is to claim self-defense against rape but remember that the judge is not a fool cos he/she will need evidence related to the time of death. Search Akinwale Ayobami Efizzy on facebook & you'll see him, he was a cool dude but I don't believe he tried to rape her cos people were not just seeing dem togeda.

Symphony007: your utterly shambolic comment is a prolific attestation to your monumental and legendry ignorance...your punitive brain actually clogomorates my most luminating and insightfull comment to a petty "likes" acquisition scheme? One is not amused!!

Pls forgive him na, he won't do that again.

Goal.com just gave Ramirez MOTM and not Adebayor, I don't know what more to say abt Torres

chaloner: The best tin for now is to hav a very strong evidence against him and also hav somebody dat will bak u wit his whole life wen d case is out . I can help u get chips dat will record all information and discussion in audio and video form...we hav dvr pen , sunglass interfer...earring tracer... So many chips in our disposal. If u need my help jus inbox me igweodibe1@gmail.com

Igbokwenu, u people must find business opportunity in every problem.

cassava stick: The perfect con. Write Arabic on the sand then charge gullible people N200 to see it. Those thugs are genuises

that a cool way to make money considering the fact dat an average musulim are gullible and will believe anything islam tells dem like their crase for 72 virgins

How come this thread just making fp after d match? Some mods are losing it.

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]I'm certain the Nigerian Police Force have some screws loose.

Since when can a cow be prosecuted and sent to prison?

I think the bribes they take from citizens has gotten to their brain. [/color][/quote]Who dash dem brain?

mikeyhernadez: Gimme Isha Ambani number jor

I'll give you her number for 100k. U can negotiate

FBI, NYPD and MetroPol still have a lot to learn from our indomitable NPF. The cow should be tortured and made to confess his crime after which the judge will sentence it to death when the family have something to celebrate.

Were those cameras installed to catch the politicians or hungry Nigerians?

Anyway 1st to comment on the 3rd page.

Annie should be able to settle their problem if she's a responsible wife

I'm not suprised, Yoruba people are not united. They killed MKO, Bola Ige, betrayed Diya etc and these are the guys issuing threat statement to almighty Bokos. I laugh in Mandarin