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modelmike7: I can count 11 newbie viewing the topic this sunday afternoon, apart from Modelmike7 and G.O Divepen who are the only regulars here, but they aren't participating,i guess they are all reading the previous posts. Dear Sisters and Brothers, IF YOU CAN READ THIS AT THIS VERY MOMENT, PLS SAY SOMETHING. YOU ARE ALL WELCOME!

I'm with u bro, I'm feeling you guys and I'm ashamed that I've not read the Bible like you guys to enable me participate. I'm envying you guys but I'll try my best to win even if its 1 point. Shalom!!

Austeenxx: Help!!! Help!!! Help!!!



















Red card

You deserve another ban, your stupidity knows no bound, all these small pikin wey dey nairaland nowadays

Baybe: Why so much 'bad-belleism' on NL(Nigeria)?

I know most people criticized Seun when he formed Nairaland comparing him to Mark.Z's facebook but look at where he is today. 2nd most popular forum in Africa

And which forum is the 1st in Africa?

End time things, what is a bottle of vodka for pete' sake? Smh

I'll be willing to work under her, pls who has her contact?

I will never join you folks to say ETT, its becoming irritating,

What's my position?

vislabraye: The two dogs I had in mind are in that list: German Shepherd and Poodle. I once had a German Shepherd while growing up and the dog was superb.
I've also had a mongrel: We sold it to a dog eater.

Is everything alright with you?

mukina2: walker na goat

freekick

U can say that again!

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]BREAKING NEWS!!!
Reports reaching me confirmed that Spurs Chairman Daniel Levy is delaying Gareth Bale's move to Real Madrid cos he didn't want Arsenal to buy either Di Maria or Benzema.
Last Bullet:
People wicked!!![/quote]Too bad

Reference: If Spurs want to score they better bring in selfish Defoe. They are pushing natural midfielders into attack and its leaving them short and open to counters.

U too sabi football bro,

Roland17:

See ur brown teeth

mukina2: chesneyyyyy ooo biko nor dey try that kind joke again o

townsend choi"!

Aunti Muki, I've missed you

Sadusky: Spurs: Lamela,Soldado,Paulinho,Eriksen,Capoue,Chiriches,Chadli = 107M

Arsenal: Flamini and Sanoga = 0M

And it's 1 nil to THE ARSENAL

Its because u don't buy class

Who can help me with little fuel, my i-pass-neighbour is running out of gas

kliq: 3 league goals

Thanks dude!

Ramsey wft!!!!

Pls how many goals have Giroud scored for us this season so far?

Class is above cash, Arsenal till I die!!!!

tonididdy: #HISSES...GOODNIGHT, PISS B4 YOU GO BED OH

Make e no piss for bed abi?

dareyking: Darelee on Nairalee...If u knw this will be found unharmed cn i get the 'LIKES' for no jst cause....#Lobatan..

You're becoming a nuisance day by day, gone were the days we had sensible posters on nairaland.

Who has her daughter's number or BB Pin? Please save a brother from konji

[quote author=Okija_juju]Nna men... So fish don dey get horn..


Next! Lion go get wing, _{start to fly..}

Mosquito go claws.. _{Start to tear Duvet|Cover clothe}

Bird go get Fins.. _{Start to swin}

Snake go get leg.. _{Start to pursue person}

Human being go get feather.._{Start to fly like winch}

_{I give up}

[/quote]Onye ara. . Lol

spikes C: How many times u dey gbadun the comment

Bros no vex jare, MTN network no good for this Festac Mokola Ibadan where I dey romance Heneiken, but we no fit even delete our comments sef?

Jakumo: Put your cane away, Ishilove. The only difference between a hunter like me who eats his harvest, and any other NON-vegetarian member of society, is the degree of removal from the actual killing of animals for meat.

By purchasing that shrink-wrapped top-surloin cut from the meat department of your local grocery store, you become an end-user of cattle reared on steroid-laced feed, in cramped industrial-scale "feed-lot" farms, before being funneled with electric prods into the abartoir, for conveyor-belt dispatch. The free-roaming deer I selectively harvest live far more humane existences than the captive and caged fate of farm livestock, and my animals are dropped by long-range rifle-shot, with no chase to stress them out and thus ruin the flavor of the meat.

Ishilove, I hereby invite you for a candle-lit dinner at my bunker, where the menu will feature fine red wine to wash down lightly sauteed venisson cutlets in mushroom sauce. We can talk about this subject of wildlife management, and who knows, I may be able to persuade you to saddle up and join me on my next hunting trip.

I know of a corn-farm where marauding herds of massive grass-cutter cane-rats are wreaking havoc every night. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, will be to join me in laying midnight ambush for this wily prey, while disregarding the relentless swarms of mosquitos that accompany the rats on their nocturnal corn-farm raids. In case you are unaware, the flesh of grasscutter cane rats is more flavorful and nutritious than anything money can buy. Need I say more ?

For your first hunting expedition may I offer you my 16-guage shotgun to blast those absolutely delicious furry critters to kingdom come. It is a classic, lightweight, well-balanced scatter-gun, ideally suited to the discerning woman shooter like yourself, who is not prepared to compromise aesthetics in the pursuit of ballistic performance.

Please, have your personal secretary call mine, immediately.

Jakumo jakumo, I dey always gbadun your comment, I wish I could write like dis

Jakumo: Put your cane away, Ishilove. The only difference between a hunter like me who eats his harvest, and any other NON-vegetarian member of society, is the degree of removal from the actual killing of animals for meat.

By purchasing that shrink-wrapped top-surloin cut from the meat department of your local grocery store, you become an end-user of cattle reared on steroid-laced feed, in cramped industrial-scale "feed-lot" farms, before being funneled with electric prods into the abartoir, for conveyor-belt dispatch. The free-roaming deer I selectively harvest live far more humane existences than the captive and caged fate of farm livestock, and my animals are dropped by long-range rifle-shot, with no chase to stress them out and thus ruin the flavor of the meat.

Ishilove, I hereby invite you for a candle-lit dinner at my bunker, where the menu will feature fine red wine to wash down lightly sauteed venisson cutlets in mushroom sauce. We can talk about this subject of wildlife management, and who knows, I may be able to persuade you to saddle up and join me on my next hunting trip.

I know of a corn-farm where marauding herds of massive grass-cutter cane-rats are wreaking havoc every night. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, will be to join me in laying midnight ambush for this wily prey, while disregarding the relentless swarms of mosquitos that accompany the rats on their nocturnal corn-farm raids. In case you are unaware, the flesh of grasscutter cane rats is more flavorful and nutritious than anything money can buy. Need I say more ?

For your first hunting expedition may I offer you my 16-guage shotgun to blast those absolutely delicious furry critters to kingdom come. It is a classic, lightweight, well-balanced scatter-gun, ideally suited to the discerning woman shooter like yourself, who is not prepared to compromise aesthetics in the pursuit of ballistic performance.

Please, have your personal secretary call mine, immediately.

Jakumo jakumo, I dey always gbadun your comment, I wish I could write like dis

Jakumo: Put your cane away, Ishilove. The only difference between a hunter like me who eats his harvest, and any other NON-vegetarian member of society, is the degree of removal from the actual killing of animals for meat.

By purchasing that shrink-wrapped top-surloin cut from the meat department of your local grocery store, you become an end-user of cattle reared on steroid-laced feed, in cramped industrial-scale "feed-lot" farms, before being funneled with electric prods into the abartoir, for conveyor-belt dispatch. The free-roaming deer I selectively harvest live far more humane existences than the captive and caged fate of farm livestock, and my animals are dropped by long-range rifle-shot, with no chase to stress them out and thus ruin the flavor of the meat.

Ishilove, I hereby invite you for a candle-lit dinner at my bunker, where the menu will feature fine red wine to wash down lightly sauteed venisson cutlets in mushroom sauce. We can talk about this subject of wildlife management, and who knows, I may be able to persuade you to saddle up and join me on my next hunting trip.

I know of a corn-farm where marauding herds of massive grass-cutter cane-rats are wreaking havoc every night. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, will be to join me in laying midnight ambush for this wily prey, while disregarding the relentless swarms of mosquitos that accompany the rats on their nocturnal corn-farm raids. In case you are unaware, the flesh of grasscutter cane rats is more flavorful and nutritious than anything money can buy. Need I say more ?

For your first hunting expedition may I offer you my 16-guage shotgun to blast those absolutely delicious furry critters to kingdom come. It is a classic, lightweight, well-balanced scatter-gun, ideally suited to the discerning woman shooter like yourself, who is not prepared to compromise aesthetics in the pursuit of ballistic performance.

Please, have your personal secretary call mine, immediately.

Jakumo jakumo, I dey always gbadun your comment, I wish I could write like dis

davidylan: Behold, a product of nigerian education.

How can someone that can't even spell bunsen burner be able to think of a research?

Mr Davidylan, I've missed your comments bro!

tellwisdom: This one na house??...this low class thing is what he calls a house??

Hope you've paid your house rent before bragging here?

FILEBE: ur english no b here o. Wetin hapn? U dey speak wel b4 na. Person don hack ur account jor!

You no see Born2fuck signature ni? Someone that knows all the ashewo's joint in every city of dis country, so what else do u expect?

[quote author=A-town]If the winner is not a Bayern player, then UEFA can keep it.
What else do you want. Bayern was the best team hands down. League, champions league, everrrrythinnggg join.
If it means Ribery wins it, so be it. I don't care as long as the winner is a Bayern player. It's the right thing.[/quote]Bayern played as a team but this is an individual award. The best single player. Ofcourse everybody knows is Messi. Same reason the award didn't go to Chelsea player then.

Ribery may win it because Bayern player deserves it albeit that's a team's combined effort but everybody knows that Messi is incomparable to any present player.