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Poor guy. He married a witch and didn't know it.

What's the essence of laying off a hundred and seventy staff when they could just recruit 130 to make the number up to 300?
I just hate the way these banks retrench their staff like they are dead machines

englishmart: LOL
Sorry for the interference!
Na family matter.

Lol. It's alright. It's good to be meticulous anyway.

herald9: i guess so

permission to confirm

Oh, you didn't see the picture earlier but you saw the likes

LaurelP: And how does it apply here?

Can't entrust you with both the beauty and the person. It's risky.

LaurelP: I can hold it nd hold u too, trust me
No two ways abt it swidy

I need to test your integrity with just one. You know the warning against putting all your only two eggs in one basket right?

herald9: ur picz got 16 likes....u must b pretty

Oh really?

LaurelP: never knew u cud read minds
Pls lemme apply it to gud use, its wasting

Lols. Maybe i should hand it to you to hold for me for a while. Hope I can trust you with it?

LaurelP: Wat r u doin wit all dat beauty?

You want some?

*smh* nothing person no go see

experimentist: awah gwan? I tot you asked if I wan join you?

Thanks bro, i'm fine.

experimentist: Yeah we can hook up somewhere n av fun.. I'm also on holidae in..

experimentist: Cool man What's your occupation?

Wanna join me? you like the long holiday right?

sameer1212: y do u love public holidays?!

Because of the holiday! Get it?

tuffgongjo: lol,morgen(morning) duty still dey now.but wait o d only purple sayings I know are Purple Rain$Purple Haze,where did u get yours from?

I'm starting my own holiday tomorrow dear. I need to mourn the good Nigerian people that were killed in today's blast for two good days, then join in the weekend and ofcourse celebrate with my Muslim friends on monday and tuesday, so you see, no time for work till wednesday.
And as for purplesummer, i'm sure America will know

tuffgongjo: oya come join me.

Lol. I don't do night shifts hun. You are oh so on-your-own

englishmart: full time GBAGAUN

abeg free him for me oo englishmart. I understood the message.

tuffgongjo: lazy bone.

Mr workaholic, mind your work oo

henryobinna: you a student?

I work.
Does it matter to you?

zionking01: white folks chide us that nigerians like holidays too much,. Ehn we gree. a toasts to more holidays #glassClinks

Your head dey there jare! Cheers

KingAdeOluomo1: wat can I say
Lots of love oooo am aren't aiming to abuse u tho

Lol. No hard feelings dear.

KingAdeOluomo1: becos you are lazyyyyyyyyiii

Lol. Workaholic, oya get your as5 back to work

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Probably if he speaks good English, he could stand a chance

Fruit ninja
WWTBAM

I so love public holidays!

TinyToes: ‘You know, if your labia is hanging down to your ankles, you need to see a plastic surgeon, not order a cuchini/

Lols. This really got me cracking up but it could be so true

When you are in house number 8, would you feel you are standing up side down

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Should I start panicking or getting excited