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Unibenstudent: Just imagine ur son having a purple lips, isnt that wonderful

Purple lips Isn't that Ebola symptom?

Unibenstudent: And thats how my mouth will be on our baby*runs and hides inside side my house roof*

Lol. You wish

Hey! That's Kanye's mouth on the baby!

Fellow Nigerians, this is just paranoia taken rather too far. Please my advice is for us all to keep calm, let's not die before our time - out of fear for Ebola virus disease. By running heltter skelter (even when nothing is pursuing us) we expose ourselves to more harm.
Let's jettison ridiculous rumours and their peddlers.Let's take a chill pill and pray (if we know how to).
Nigeria ga-adi nma.

OP please channel your proposal to the appropriate authorities, don't be pessimistic. It could have an adverse (if not fatal) reaction in the human body but that's the more reason why it should be researched more on.
Warning: it's safer to table your proposal appropriately than to lead certain nairalanders into a suicide mission of trying to catch an alligator. Lol

It's unfortunate. I pity their 6 year old child, his father is also his uncle and his mother is also his aunt. The child is each of the parents' nephew and also their child.
Phew!

CFCfan: blue summer

It's not a chelsea summer, it can only be Purple summer

She goes through your phone's inbox and sent items to find out if you are cheating.

Unibenstudent: *just before crash landing some seconds to getting to liberia's soil , the cure for ebola arrives, and uniben student hurriedly catches it and immediately receives the ebola vaccine and he becomes first person to be cured of it,alleluia somebody*

*just before he could drink the content, the vial dropped from his hand and the serum spills. Unibenstudents tries scooping the serum from the ground but it has already been mixed up with the virus*

CFCfan: Dont wory, the law enforcement agents will stop him. There won't be a purple-summer in Nigeria, it will be a normal summer.

Haha. Good.
I would like a purple summer though, I want everything Purple

CFCfan: Who wants to set of a nuclear bomb here?

It's Unibenstudent. Please get him arrested sir.
I wonder what this country is turning into. when I was a university student I never handled bombs!

Unibenstudent: *Nuclear bomb wipes out noble val and bomb begins wiping purplesummer beginning with burning her shirt*whilst uniben student is already on a concord jet back to moon

*grabs unibenstudent's leg and pulls him down to earth, unfortunately he crash-lands in Liberia*

Unibenstudent: *lights nuclear bomb on thread and make sure it first hits purplesummer and nobleval*

*hides behind Nobleval*

CFCfan: Beauty is in the eye of the fanta-holder

Brilliant! Now it doesn't sound alcoholic anymore

Nobleval: Nah....check my profile. I like men and women

Lol. I know you like humanity at large but especially women

Nobleval: Nah....check my profile. I like men and women

Lol. I know, you love humanity at large.

CFCfan: I was joking

Lol. You made me sound like an alcoholic

Nobleval: yea. Seems he love w'men a lot.

Yea, just the way you do, right?

Hey, CFCfan that was not what I said! You mutilated my post!!

Nobleval: Did you notice that womanizer? The guy is weird.

The student from uniben?

CFCfan: I don't think so

Lol. Beauty indeed is in the eyes of the beholder

CFCfan: Her daughter looks exactly like her!

I think she's more beautiful than her daughter

Nobleval: Eyah...sorry dear.

No worries

Nobleval, why you carry me come here na

Why have guys flooded this thread, do you also have PMS

Nice one!
Nobody is going anywhere, we are all going to fight this virus together.

So he's neither here nor there

Now Ebola virus will be waiting to feast on them.
Save our doctors Dear Lord.

tosyne2much: hmmmmm u dnt look yoruba.. How come ? I guess Yoruba is jst a borrowed language 4u ?

Is it written on the face
You are right anyway, i'm not Yoruba

tosyne2much: my dear, its neva easy wooing a lady.. If u ppl cld knw how our heart beats especially when approaching, u wldnt diss us at first approach..

I can imagine. Sha, una dey try. Eku wooing

Lol. Wish I could be a guy just for a day to experience all these.

Kill yourself to prevent the disease from spreading.

Some issues are just not supposed to be played around with. *smh*