₦airaland Forum

That is why it is called honey pot.
The orishirishi smell makes the difference on why we eat them as it tastes soooo good

hahahaha
actually rite but I am permitted to peruse the external anatomy of the female homo sapiens abi?

MissRaine69:
That will never happen
If it’s that bad then it’s best not to go to work. Besides you have no womanly bits so can’t treat you

Ok
Harsh response can ruin your day.
Lets meet in the other-patient room

MissRaine69:
Still does not change the fact I don’t care what you think! So you can hurt your brain thinking (which must be hard for someone who rarely uses it)
Zero farks given
Knock yourself out
Anyway I have work to go to patients don’t treat themselves .

Abi Angy?

Angy55:
Abi oo my friend. Help me tell them.

hmmmm

MissRaine69:
If you use the mouthew well then there should not be any issues

Senate my foot.
There is never a budget sent to the Senate with being padded and increased for their favour
But any other budget, they will always try and reduce it.
Double standard Mshewwww

If your partner does not fart in your presence, then you are in a longthing/fake relationship

Hmmmmm if you don tire, me I don pension

But you just made a comment

megareal:
I refuse to comment.

We are in the same boat .
We make love and not poke
Well, as long as it is suitable, it is ok
How you dey?

Twoclans:
I only engage in love making I don't have sex

A lover can never get you bruised my dear pusyiter

hahahahahaha....
A beg, no use laff kill person oooooo

snadguy007:
Village people want to finish these people finally as if the amputation is not enough.

May God save us.

...no be lie

mickysticky:
may be that's her own way of campaigning

But you know you cant handle it , you will get bruised

Twoclans:
Spread eagle is so perfect ,even his scrotum will be touching your sensitive areas

.... spolit since 1880

Bushentry:
the last one is not good for you

How does this affect election 2019?

Ms. Lecturer,
Confirm lecture but this is for those who use finger
What of others who use their mouthew?

MissRaine69:
1. None existent due to being removed as part of female circumcision
2. Some women have smaller clitorises, which are also located further from the vagina which makes orgasams difficult or unlikely
3. Hooded clitorises is a condition tha mean the clitoris is under many folds of skin
4. Fused labia - there is partial or no vaginal opening ( congenital birth defect)

Hmm.......I waka pass

MissRaine69:
What if the girl is one of those where GPS is required to find the clitoris?

With the First move, you can decipher who would go far.....
I am beginning to like this sanwoolu guy
Trying to untie all aggrieved forces in Eko politics

Instead of arresting him, try and see how you can modify his recipe to come up with something better for the benefit of our community and job creation.

....and the man died

The girl no try
Why on earth would you allow your mom to be absent from you once in a life time marriage?
She goofed irrespective of any reason.
In that case, tell Pst. Chris to do Omugwo when you born

Evil is evil no matter how to try to justify it
The truth remains that his antecedents did not liberate Nigeria from the doldrums and his precedents will not either.
Guess what, lets maximize the options instead of APC/PDP rulership. Oby, Fela, Moghalu Sowore etc are candidates with like-minds
Resist going back to your vomit

Nbote:
Atiku is a lesser evil... He's a beta option dan d pretentious hypocrites in d APC.. Everyone claims Atiku is evil but have yet to provide any evid3nce of his evil antecedents.. He has provided jobs through his many private endeavours and dat is enough for me..

Instead of facing the problems facing you you have made another man's problem your own
Instead of concentrating on how to win for another term, you have become petty by bringing Shehu Sani to the mud
Where were you when Sani was fighting Abacha to the fact that he was jailed for coup attempt with Obasanjo in 1995?
Just because OBJ favoured you does not mean say water no get level again o

We have better candidates that can deliver.
From Oby to Durotoye not these past failed politicians
#Wiseup9ja

zomby:
Atiku has nothing new to offer Nigerians, as he is part of the problems that brought us to our knees
His desperation is not to rescue Nigeria, but simply to enrich himself, his family and his friends.
The differences between Atiku and saraki or Fayose, or Ajimobi or Akala or Odelli or Jonathan isn’t that much.

In a nutshell, Atiku is more like Goodluck Jonathan in a different clothes and a mask on.
Don’t be a fool, rescue the future of our country and the integrity of our nation.

We can’t afford to take another long 4 or 8 years...this is our time to show that Nigerians deserve a better leadership. A leader that has integrity, the education, the heart and more than anything else, a leader that is not insane.

It is time for our country to shine again; Fela Durotoye is our man.
A Leadership we can count on, a leadership that operates/ thinks broadly, a leadership with common sense and a leadership that will take us to the promise leader.

Let us take advantage of the Power of our votes...
We are the people, politicians don’t have the power to tell us how to cast our votes.
Let us all take their money, food, t-shirts, caps, recharge cards and cast our vote for the right man, Fela Durotoye.

Really, at the expense of your life?

Tamarapetty:
Good deek

On point my bro.
A black man always like thinking like slaves just because he gets cucumber, food, etc at the expense of his liberty/freedom

bamoproperty:
1)which politician is stealing your money and going to use same to invest in real estate/house in Dubai, UK etc at present without the long arm of the law catching up on him?
2)if the said billions they stole had been channeled for roads, electricity, health, educations etc, would we be where we are as a country.
3)they would buy private jets one for themselves and another for children, did they ever even think of starting a national airline that could be of benefit to common masses.
4)100$ plus per barrel for crude oil, with all the money made, where is the money they saved? (free for all dollar embesslement) and you expect the economy not to go into recession abi? U must be a joker.
5)there are lots of infrastructural developments going on in this present administration, you can google to get more first hand information.
6)need I expect more from birds of a feather with kola aluko,cos I guess where he is now, he would also be telling people he was better off when the nation was corruption ridden than now that all loopholes has been blocked.

If this is a mindset, it is preferred we celebrate slavery because we did well when we were slaves and ruled by the colonial masters than now

Joshmodest:
Brother since when Sai Baba has been fighting and recovering "stolen loot", how much has entered ur hand or the economy at large, if he is collecting and recovering billions and nobody is seeing the , traces of improvement in the economy , it becomes a clear case of thieves collecting from fellow thieves , for thier own benefits, as far as I'm concerned PDP , can and has handled this country better than APC, I don't see fighting corruption , which has been more of witch hunting opposition's as an achievement for buhari led administration...

Ah. beauty?
and someone is there dying and waiting, you are relishing the past(Atiku)?

Millenniumlady:
I don't know if he he will consider my offer to be his side cheek

Lets define who a cheat is?
Anyone that takes advantage of someone who you are in a r/ship with, without his/her knowledge is considered to be a cheat.
The above is my definition.
Therefore, everyone is a cheat.
The fact that you lie in any capacity, you've just cheated
The fact that you decided not to disclose something to your partner, you just cheated.
I can go on and on. So, remove your mind that it only has to do with s3x.

s3x is for adults and not children
so, when a child is given knife to hold, everyone runs for cover
Only children make it a big deal
I dey my dear......
How election in your area?

victorian:
Pusyiter!!!!

My main paddy!

In Nigeria, the backwardness too much here. Only very few are enlightened to such extent.

Only in Africa in fact 9ja this exist
Dev. countries, eye contact and chemistry alone, you get laid if you want to

victorian:
I had sex with my hubby on our first date , we courted for like a year afterwards before getting married .

It's all about maturity of the man. Like you said small bois will call one cheap and break off. Matured men won't see the lady as cheap.

lol,
Don't make it fade as it does not change how it feels
Don't rip it down like banana peels
cos you look like the number eight
taste like banana cake
you remain the number one candidate.......

Twoclans:
The connection was there
I felt something
I had a smile every time the mail dropped
I was excited
Then boom it just faded away

Only pusyiter understands my poor attempt at poetry .