₦airaland Forum

El matador
Forever my champ of tennis

Sweetie
Why you dey complain
I no fit die climbing
I wan live cruising the Ass as hin dey like that

doggedfighter:
Don't like anything like that.

Go find money let's get heavy bum bum .

Very soon we go dey use ladder climb bumbum
Poco
Your own big na
Abi you want it to be like trailer tyre

pocohantas:
No it wasn’t after the surgery. From the friend’s narrative, she didn’t even come out from the hospital alive.



Some did.



Yea, it is not a simple sturv. Everywhere I turn now is big bumbum. Seems na 50k them dey run the thing now.

PleaseDF
That your bumbum wey i dey die for na hin you wan disfigure?
No try change your selling point o
I like am like that

doggedfighter:
I don't know why she needed to add something to the already beautiful shape.

Some of our actresses that that were once shapely now move about with toothpick legs and very heavy bumbums after their surgeries.

And I ask if it was really necessary?

Pocohantas, please lend me money. I need heavy bumbum

If our mindset has been zeroed to your opinion then Nigeria is FINISHED

onomeabuja:
Nonesense talk
Even if peter obi was in d PDP primaries, he cant even defeat Wike talk more of Atiku.
We all know that 2019 was won by Atiku of PDP & WE WANT A LEADER EVEN IF HE IS A CRIMINAL BT NOT OF AN APC ORIGIN to pull out this EVIL party called APC!
ATIKU IS THE ONLY MAN FOR NOW THAT HAS D PEDIGREE TO DO JUST THAT!
NOBODY IS A SAINT & IF ATIKU STOLE WHEN HE WAS IN POWER DOES NOT MEAN OBASANJO NOR ANY OTHER NIGERIA POLITICTIAN DIDNT STEAL NOR LOOT
WHAT WILL U TALK OF THE PRESENT CROPS OF APC LEADERS, THIER STEALING HEARTS KNOWS NO BOUND..OPENLY APC LEADERS ARE REAPING NIGERIANS OFF THIER LIVES
I STAND WITH ATIKU & I STAND WITH PDP( my choice)

This is why the North takes us for a fool
Smart played smart in the Senate by playing to the gallery just to fool us and you were carried away by liking him
Excuse me

Rtk5:
AFter he won in 2019, i was not happy because i am supporter of Dino Melaye but after following his tracks closely in the senate, i loved him more than Dino Melaye. He is a very objective man who loves his people and Nigerians veey much. I wish you could watch him apeak even in the senate. He blasts Buhari alot maybe that is why APC decided to refuse him te ticket.

What a way of reasonong
Did Europeans sell islam to you or Arabians?
Why not look at the positives
If i take you to Dubai or US wont you go?
But they are the same people you are condemning
You are the problem for taking their religion out of context

Amotolongbo:
SO your lord is just sitting down somewhere and watching a “devoted” child of his to be killed, maimed, raped and dehumanised without saving the child?
Since the Lord can and will eventually judge, why waiting for long to execute the judgement and save his child before allowing the worst to happen?

I tire for imported Nigerian religions o.
One God promises eternity full of 0rgasm to his followers and demand aggressiveness and ruthlessness from the followers against anyone who blasphemed.
The other God sits down and promises eternity to the follower who allows himself to be persecuted and slain in his name.

The Europeans that brought the religion, are they this “mumu”?. They obviously sold this religion to us to make us docile to their oppression, colonialism and slavery.

Imagine your lameduck analysis
All the northerners that have been voting for Buhari since 2003 did he win?
If you do not score at least 25% of votes in every zone and you win by numbers, you cannot be declared winner shey you know?

reality1010:
Wake Up!!!
If you place Atiku with any politician now, he will win hands down. Remember how he was rigged out in 2019. Now he is coming as the only Northern candidates, meaning all the Northerns will vote for him.
You dont expect a Northerner to vote Tinubu, or Osinbajo or Ameachi as President when he or she has a President.
Haba , think about it nah! Even you will not do it.

A diary of a depressed and empty lesbo
No matter what, you will always remain empty
You can never fill the space of a man.......
Go ask where Genevieve dey now. I pity

Preshieben:
Once dated this guy.
i do use my friend's phone to call him cos my line was barred
He started calling my friend back when I wasn't there and eventually they started chatting which my friend gave me every details
( My friend is a strong feminist and a lesbo,she doesn't really value men).
He asked if they could hang out and she agreed and he fixed a day.
My friend told me about it and insisted I should come too..I called my so called bf and asked him where he was
He said he's not in town...he went for emergency work blah blah


We gave him the shock of his life that evening,
I couldn't even say anything cos my friend was just wrecking him while I ordered for Black bullet and started sipping while smiling foolishly
I left a few mins later and that was the end of the relationship..
The other one cheated on me with my junior sis

Omoh...I don join my friend since
8months and counting...I no get strength for people with different tails in front

They only want to eat your Pussie
Without it, they follow your values

siofra:
Why do they pretend like they don't like false lashes on ladies?

Ever since I fixed it on Saturday, I've not been able to rest.

I get at least 10 toasters a day.

But online all of them pretend to hate it. Why

For once we have heard the echo of the office of the President

No be your fault because fulani never kill person wey you know for Bush

DUNDEEMASTER:
So why is everybody interested in Emefiele matter.
Are they not seeing Amaechi, Osibanjo and co.
Afonja are a d remains the worst pple to associate with. They keep talking from side of there mouth.
They can backstab for Africa
I rather dine an Hausa and Fulani that this pple

You said it all
In a sane clime, all aspirants in service ought to have resigned before declaration but unfortunately We don't have a president

doggedfighter:
A real joke taken too far !



Emefiele is a cunning , devious , self-centred destroyer .


It's a pity we don't have a president.


Buhari is a mo.ron !

I think it applies to both sexes- male and female
When the tooth paste we buy are all fake and our diet are poor coupled with the fact that we don't really know how to brush and keep good hygiene
Halitosis is what you get for both male and female

Life has no vacuum
When I was think of who to replace Mary Onyali there came a Blessing
While I cry on her drug issues here cones FAVOUR
Such is life

That is why it is called marriage
The second name is provocation
Embrace it

Blackblackbeaut:
Enrolling a child in school early isn't the reason why students don't like education in this country, let's blame that on the situation of the country in general, in a country where majority of our graduates end up as an apprentice at a shop just because there's no job after school, how do you expect students to like school? They could see their elderly once who are through with school for several years yet without a job.

There the saying goes
School na Scam

They are sweet and succulent
Just get swag and shower them with gifts
If dem like you that's all but you have to be coded o

Up Liverpool

Keep your complex problem to yourself
Those that are legitimately rich will not come here to show off
Legitimately richmen are humble
I speak as one and for myself

Iyaebe:
Don't ask me questions that you already know the answer

What'syour definition of being rich in the Nigerian context of a fallen dollar exchange rate

Iyaebe:
If you think otherwise then mention their Monika's. I've come to the conclusion that there are no real big boys on nairaland, please when I mean big boys,I mean those who are genuinely and legitimately rich and not some audio millionaires and internet fraudsters. Why do rich guys avoid nairaland?

Hmmmmm
Where has our values gone to?
A beautiful girl that ought to be career driven wants to truncate her life later she will scream molestation when you openly invited it?
How do you expect to remove sugar from a daddy yet want a sugar daddy?
You must be a robber!

siofra:


Where please?

A sugar daddy that will not demand for sugar

I need him in my life right now. If you're that guy, I need you now.

When you have finally decided to wife her, send us IV we want attend the wedding

phranco:
Thank you guys for ur submissions and opinions so far, I really appreciate. From these write ups, Peace of mind and Happines is top priority in marriage, sex is secondary, after all we can't be having sex every day in marriage. She will definitely give me the desired happiness.
You know in life, there is a stage when the truth will be staring at your face but it will be difficult to take decision. Not until you confide in someone and build your confidence. I will definitely wife her, nobody is complete and perfect. Its just that I'm a sexually active person, and I'm looking at marriage from sex angle. But my mindset have changed tonight, thanks guys.

100% on point
We do not need an Angel to tell us the solution
It is not rocket science.

DubaiLandLord2:
GMB should open the land boarders and let people import stuffs like rive and tomatoes from our neighbors. Nigerian farmers should be able to compete with our neighbors by now.

It will force down the price of some food stuffs.

Even though your lips are far away, you deserve a kiss
On point my darl

Saff:
More manly
A sign of protection

Hahahahaha
kikikikik
No kill person with laff oooo

Nadaken:
Somebody should check on the kid below

This one the vegetable is laughing like he already has an erection seeing her, exactly how he vandalized Aisha as a kid

Channel this grammar in evicting Buhari

Betece:
What a lackadaisical jingoism from Biggie...
How do you put Pere and a quantum pedophile (Angel) in a room to play with a subsidiary congestion. I don't understand how people manipulate gradually and edifice with the door drinking garri and sugar is water

Exactly
Not the hyped porn for lazy youths

mariahAngel:
Now, a real reality show.

Later una go dey blame Buhari for calling youths lazy
Are these ones not lazy?
Make una go hassle instead of shaming the money your parents spent on training you

Hahahahahahaha
na real Oluku
Infact, na ekiadolor
kikiki
Wetin Musa no go see for gate

donbachi:
Oluku

Hahahahaahahaahaha
Na real dullardino
Emiefele na errand boy
He knows what to do but refused and now has become subservient to his dullardino masters just because of filty lucre and in the end, he was rewarded for another tenure.
Na to dey go Caribbean island go do birthday with looted fund na hm e sabi
Karma go catch am

BAZ001:
The only man bubu said he left cos he’s not tribalistic, una wan give am excuse to change him.

But emefiele no try at all.
Sanusi removed charges on Atm withdrawal from other bank atm because bank already charged us for Atm card and maintenance.
This man brought back charges after 3 withdrawals.
He added charges on each transfer, vat , cot etc
Under him naira keep falling till 560$

But came to blame aboki fx for it
Msheewww
Soludo and sanusi better pass him.
But if bubu remove him, he will bring someone worse than him bubu keeps appointing dullardinos