₦airaland Forum

.....Don't quote me, but I was there LIVE...... This Country eh.....

donphilopus:
Information reaching me has it that the Nigerian Senate mace has been snatched by hoodlums.

Details later ...

https://mobile.twitter.com/tvcnewsng/status/986551395749957632

Hahahahaahaah......oi booy eh! No let Female Nairalanders hear oooooo,

StarUp:
I once read a quote that says "marrying a woman above the age of 30 is like buying newspaper in the evening".

Why are we deceiving ourselves. Who is more powerful? Kyari of course!
Any where you see Bubu, you must see Kyari by his side. If to say I no know Bubu small I for say Kyari na his gaymate.

Hmmmm lawa! I comment my reserve.

With his head shape, this man is a gay and no doubt comes from SA

...any way, acknowledged. No man knows it all

tspouse:
no

That wasmt my thought

Afterall its not paying to my account

If we keep pardoning, then Buhari go need same.

coolestchris:
pardon my unwarranted vexation but the Bible says that the kingdom of God suffereth violence and the violent taketh it by force

see you....you wan take glory for the egg wey you no lay.

tspouse:
sorry I forgot to

See future President......you never reach there but hear your response. Na so you wan take govern?
you go buy vexpa tire....

coolestchris:
you can go ahead and vote buhari and still, and watch how your unborn children will bite of your ears

Bros, our people say dem no dey talk how soup taste until person taste am.
All the soup you don taste, tell us for us to trust you

coolestchris:
it will be tested when I become president

Why do want to spoil his raggae? Have you dated him before to know him?
If not, TERRY G the guy

flexyfit:
all lies...he just said that just to deceive alex...Alex u better watch out that Tobi of a boy is a green snake under green grass....

No argument but where you don rule/govern wey your corruption level was tested?

coolestchris:
my achievement is that am the only candidate in Nigeria without any records of corruption.

B4?

coolestchris:
if I should tell you my achievements will you support me as your president

He read his CV to his haters...
Killed lion
Killed Bear
Living in the bush (Rugged)
Hussler etc.
Therefore, what is your CV?

chrissylva:
before David became King of Israel who was he?

All of una dey waste time the make suggestions.
The only answer, QUIT Indecency. You are now an addict.

Despite all your prophecies have fallen to the ground, no one came to pass and you are still trending? The OP seems to be your only fan.

Hmm....all I see is standard

Correct 100% this is plagiarism.
No originality. This is from the Chinese Premier. OP....quote your source

czarina:
Op! Acknowledge ur sources. Read that writeup more than twice this year and from different places and it was credited to China's ex president whose father taught him those lessons(and I don't doubt it one bit;Chinese and Ramen noodles) .

Story Story?

Owalen....first go win Councillor for your ward 1st before we go know what to do

chrissylva:
I am an alumni of the great university of Benin.
I am a civil engineer and I hail from Esan,a minor Majority in Edo.
my plans for Nigeria are.
1)To reduce the gap between the rich and poor, and make sure wealth is evenly distributed

2)to create a new constitution that favours a better Nigeria

3)To make sure all persons found responsible for diverting our common wealth be jailed for life,

4) to address the issue of increase in price of foodstuffs

5) To ensure that industries become more than Churches.

6)to employ all the best hands into all helms of affairs of the government thereby putting square pegs into square holes.

this are a few of my plans..

Visit an O&G. It seems to me that it is not unconnected with infection.
The earlier she visits the better.

Quality20:
pls doctors in the house, my sister suffers from serious menstrual pain every month , sometimes requiring her to be hospitalised and all along I have been thinking that as soon as she gets married and gets pregnant and is delivered of a baby that d pain will go, but another thought in me also has it that the pain might come back once her menses return. So pls can any person assist me with d true picture of things as I'm really not an authority in this area.

Which advert was he suppose to do? Indomie or pampers?

Bros, no waste time, NwanyiAwkaetiti is one of the sweetest you can ever imagine in life. She sabi do the do and every every abi Babe, no be so?

AreaFada2:
Actually, this romance thing often obeys the law of magnetism.

Some of the nicest babes I know dey follow efulefu guys. Warning them is just wasting your time. Better buy plenty tissue paper keep at home. For when they come crying.

The moment you're itching to say "but I warned you". But you resist just to be a gentleman.

Both....

AreaFada2:
Are you into publishing or songwriting?

Trigger your talent dear. If na jand you dey, you for dey make money wella. Woo Woman, no ooo.....at this stage, na women dey woo me.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Wetin you wan use do? Woo woman? Anyways, I don't write no more. Gat no muse

Hahahahahahahahahaahah.....na God go bless you.
You no go kill person with laff. hahahahahahahaaha

JasonScolari:
And this bullshit is gradually trending.... Enugu, Kaduna and now Ibadan.




Nairaland feminist association, I hope you guys are seeing things for yourselves? Continue to watch, we go see for Shiloh 2022.

Ok, send for me, I mean dash me or write for me I wan use am

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I can reach you if I have poems? You wanna buy or wanna peruse?