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Abi babe? person no dey carry 1st for the matter. What matters is that both parties cum!

agbonkamen:
Better to die helping animals than die giving Mouth Action to one useless guy.....I don't do more than myself 3minutes I am done having sex na food

You cannot buy experience in the market. It is experience that makes you matured. Why the hurry? 16-18yrs is not far. He can undergo vocational training till he gets to 16 or 18.

BrainnewsNg:
Oh no

Why should there be an age restrcition? Please explain

100%.I am waiting for this to be on FP for some time now and still waiting. If it were BB Naija, it would have made FP even if it is senseless. #freeleahshaibu

Does this mean there is no age limit to write JAMB or WASSCE? Every soon a 9 yrs old would be in the university leaving the unborn to attend the primary.

You are seducing me already with your post

Preciousgirl:
How was your seduction done?


SShare your experiences

It does not matter how packaged they are the issue is we just shot ourselves on the foot. Paying ransom for their release has exposed our inadequacies. We have started what we can never finish. And nobody cares about the unreleased Leah Sherubu because she refused to be identified otherwise by wearing hijab.#FREELEAHSHERUBU.

I want to sound positive. We can only if we RESTRUCTURE NIGERIA NOW!

mekaboy:
Nigeria might never be able to come out of this.

No doubt he was a good player but the subject of discussion is Fellani. Be focus

Martinez19:
abeg stop that rubbish. Paul Scholes was good, excellent, tough and competent. He even had to be called out of retirement to help man utd. No dey talk wetin you no know.

Bros, you are even going too far.
FULANI Herdsmen are the worse of it. In fact, the live just a stone throw away from your house. A ticking time bomb, and the next you hear is ransack your community, estate, area, village etc-GENOCIDE!

mekaboy:
It's very unfortunate that the terrorists have been handed over Nigeria. What's the essence of all the fight in the past when this administration knows that the initial plan is to surrender?

It has gotten to the point that the military will now give way for terrorists to come and abduct. We pay ransom and they also give way for the terrorists to return the girls and leave.

Isn't that a sign of total surrender? So our security Agencies now collaborate with the terrorists.

They tell us bokoharam is defeated, while we are the ones defeated.

This country is digging the foundation for terrorism to grow beyond our imagination. Nobody can tell at what level terrorism will manifest in future.

The answer is simple. Bone her completely. No sex, no intimacy, don't check her phones and NEVER ALLOW HER CHECK YOURS. Just be cold. She would come asking then, spill up and spark. ''Revenge is better served when cold''. After which, come for lesson 2!

na me hail you pass. All join, Ikorodu na Lagos.

sirBLUNT:
hahaha broz e no reach dat level nah i just dey hail

Hmm..really? lol

XhosaNostra:
Lol, I see what you did there. Ok.

Their popsie. If dem leave you eh, you go laminate kpomo oooo. I sight you broz.

sirBLUNT:
ovoko!..see my oga anybody wey talk say your water no go hot their own no go warm and anybody wey talk say ur banga no go ripe their coconut no go get water..

I'd be nice and slow! But you gotta learn pretty fast. ok?

XhosaNostra:
Lol, just don't go too deep.

You too sabi, really close. I no go dey write in good English but in pidgin with you so that we go fit dey flow. Hope you code?

XhosaNostra:
Warri?

We own pidgin from where I come from. We speak it, eat it, live it, caress it and freely give it. There are slangs in pidgin that some 9jas don't even understand. I will teach you more if you care.lol

XhosaNostra:
Lol, I've been on NL long enough to get a grasp on Pidgin. One of the things I'm still learning because I find it interesting.

I have been suspecting you since 1722..you speak 9ja pidgin with guts and well. Are you sure you are not a....?lol

XhosaNostra:
LOL! Leave that alone bros Wetin we go do for that now?

We be paddies, let's not spoil that with other tins, yeah?

Hahahahahha.....lol Damn too funny! I will SNATCH YOU. Check the mail I earlier sent you. I will follow with an IV to 9ja.lol

XhosaNostra:
LOL!

By then I probably will be with Chinedu, the internet cafe guy

Were they Kidnapped in the first place? Politics...

Look no further., distance is no barrier. We are all here to learn but you kinda different SA lady specie. Holler you when next I vist SA....

XhosaNostra:
Smh. If I wanted a Nigerian boyfriend, why would I be looking for one online (one who's probably faraway), when there's thousands of them on the streets, outside?

I'm not here looking for a man, I'm here to have a conversation & learn.

This is why I Gbadu you. ....and you are in a Nigerian Forum? I laff in Swahili.....
Pls, click like if you love 9ja and share if 9jas are the hottest.lol

XhosaNostra:
I'm not looking for a Nigerian boyfriend or husband lol.

ahahahaa....you keep reminding me of SA. The typical way an SA lady feels and thinks. Well, let's leave the matter in order not to be more emotional. Kisses....

XhosaNostra:
Living in South Africa doesn't make you an expert on South African people. You can only form an opinion based on your observation. You're still an outsider. My opinion is also that of an outsider. I may not understand what motivates you to do the things you do, but you do. You call it romanticism. I see it otherwise. Different perceptions from different viewing points.

IDK, what you expect me to say on the Naija girls vs. South African girls topic because quite frankly, I really don't care who you think is sweeter. That's your taste & your choice. It doesn't bother me one bit. Plus, I also don't expect you to say otherwise. South African men probably feel the same way about us. It's to be expected.

LOL......Because he mentioned 9ja men abi? He is just being comical.

XhosaNostra:


Pusyiter, what say you?

LOL.......Don't allow me to spill the beans. I am not talking as an outsider but someone who has experienced the streets in SA. It is not an issue of the match but a kingship of the spirit. SA ladies are sweet but 9ja ladies are sweeter. My advice is, if a 9ja man falls in love with you, then, you will know the true definition of love and romance (desire for such). It is a thing of the heart. Lemme stop here@least for now. LOL

XhosaNostra:
LOL! Your perception of yourself is biased though, not that I expected you to be impartial about yourself. What you view as romanticism, is actually seen as a weakness by someone else. Take note. South African men may be all those things according to you. That's your outsider's view looking in, so don't take offence when I call you weak because that's also my outsider's view looking in. Let's allow each other the same freedom.

I don't think we will mourn you picking a Nigerian woman over us, That's your perfect match after all.

Conspiracy Theory: Why is it only Southerners that get hooked by the EFCC? If it were to be a Northerner, the story would have been different. I hope it is not what am thinking?

Sweetheart, I take exception to your comment. Nigerian men are the most romantic men you may ever dream of. When we fall in love, we FALL in love and give everything we have for the love. Same applies to Nigerian Woman. The truth is most SA ladies fall easily for 9ja men not because we like to lie as it were, but because we have SWAG which SA men don't. Most SA men are mentally lazy, hate responsibilities and love alcohol irrespective the time of the day. This is why we have xenophobia out there.
I have dated SA ladies but sorry to say, I'd prefer a Nigerian lady one million times to either a Zambian, SA or Namibian. I have reservations which I would not want to air.

XhosaNostra:
LMAO.

I've actually said something similar a very long time ago here, after reading many threads about guys in the so called "no sex" relationships & the mugu ones being used for money etc. I said, that'll never happen with a South African guy & that is a fact. How some guys do things in Nigeria, is very different to how things are done in other areas. Then again, it comes down to conditioning & being used to certain things. Seems that's what they are used to, to throw money around to attract females. If you notice, that's also what the females expect from the men, from my observation. In other words, Nigerian men & Nigerian females are suitable for each other. They feed each other's impulses. A Nigerian man with a female from elsewhere, is at risk of being used, TBH. Because South African ladies for instance, they're used to a different type of man. South African men aren't the money throwing type. So by comparison, the Nigerian man will appear to be winning the race because of the money-superficial love. In the long run, however, I don't see a relationship between the two lasting imo, because no offence, Nigerian men don't seem to be man enough. There's just something there that seems OFF. I've never dated one in real life because I'm usually not attracted to how they come across in person.

The fact that he is Paul Scholes does not make him any better. I hate when someone just criticises without making suggestions on how to get better. Apart from Man U, where did Paul play for? Did he win any accolade? Because he is British does not give him any edge. Fellaini might not be fantastic but he is not that bad as Paul puts it.

Why did you toast her in the first place? It is dangerous if you break her heart when she has built her world around you. Address the matter before it addresses you.

harlee:
Una good morning oo,pls I need ad now...how do you deal with a partner that is loving,faithful,respectful,motivating but you don't love her in return as much as she loves you

Lol...I dey suspect you. As a queen, I know say this is what wakes you up in the middle of the night? lol

QueenSuccubus:



But hang on...why it doesn't look fresh sha


Uuumm...it looks like it was being used somewhere else

The day I entered his mansion, I thought I was in Eldorado but the moment I stepped out of the gate, I realised I was in one of the remotest areas of Okigwe Zone, Imo State.

The North has never seen this as an issue. The day they see it, the day the solution begins. For now, they see it as their strength to dominate the south. The more the population irrespective the condition of the people, the more the votes to hold on to power.

Men, Men, Men, but Men. It is either this man did that or what or how or where.