₦airaland Forum

Bros, Ikorodu na Lagos....e no matter where e dey all na Abuja.

sirBLUNT:
baba that deserves some accolades!

abeg gwagwalada dey outskirt of abj abi na inside town e dey pls?

Eyes on dat thin on da chest. Pointed and standard!

Capital of Nigeria= London

lol....the lakas wey person get, I neva fit tidy dem finish you wan add more? I no be Solomon ooo. anyhow sha, we men go fall in dat twn soon.

sirBLUNT:
you sure say ABJ get every every? omo me i no fit stay abj oo the last time i was in maitama i nearly fall sick everywhere just the quiet like grave yet you hardly see people,naso i just spend 2weeks bounce enter lasgidi,maybe cos am use with our noise and gra gra....
BUT i await your coming boss we get plenty gurls incase you need a wife lol..

That is Why I will ever support Trump no matter what people say. He is not perfect but he sabi

NOC1:
People call Trump a mad man, but I call him Mr Fix it. He bargain with everything at his disposal, with war and negotiation he bend every strong man. He is bringing business strategy to politics.

Lasgidi? Omo, I neva know yet oooo....ABJ get every every. Except matter bring me come there but anyhow, I go haller you wen man fall in dat twn! THE SIR HIMSELF!!!

sirBLUNT:
omo see whyning..that "sir" its just an arbitrary oo i remain humble,bro when you go enter lasgidi?

Once a SIR, always a Sir...TWALE!

sirBLUNT:
two fingers in air for you boss..you're sighted from afar..

BLUNT with the lyrics. I sight you broda....

sirBLUNT:
happy birthday to the taurean queen,you know i gat mad love for you right? so on this day i wish you unprecedented divine favour,success,joy in all ramifications of life,just like your calm spirit so shall you find peace anywhere you go, the sky is your starting point,they shall find you but they will not see you....And anybody wey talk say your banga no go ripe their coconut no go get water and anybody wey talk say your water no go hot their own no go warm!..

happy birthday!!!

Looking at the babe sef, I just dey imagine. Which kind kpekus she get and wetin dey her body wey different from other chics who are willing to give Mr. Lecturer for free?

Sometimes I ask myself; Were these people elected or selected to serve us by making laws or to serve themselves?

Was he looking for Love?

Then you are blaming Buhari for calling Youths Lazy?
What is this, is it not LAZINESS at its peak?

Standard bosom

Then, we can talk.....

obedugo:
My PVC is here with me to vote out Buhari anytime anyday

Abeg, we don pass this stage of like and share. We have too many 'Mouthews' in this forum. Person wey wan do something no dey talk too much. Just go and get your PVC ready then wait for elections. SIMPLE!

obedugo:
Like for Buhari to be voted out and share for him to stay

O.Y.O

XhosaNostra:
I prefer this method of communication.

You did not even bother to respond to the message, why?

XhosaNostra:
Been around.

Run away babe....where have you been?

XhosaNostra:
This Kate is another octomom in the making, she gives birth almost every year.

If one needs to have what it takes apart from being human and a man, then, I don't wanna meet you.

Thegeneralqueen:
Do you have what it takes to meet me....? like are you actually worth meeting me

Dey there...na only you I neva meet.

Thegeneralqueen:
So you have been meeting people on this forum

No. 7. SABI TIDY

loverboys:
What do men want in a long-term partner? I am sure you have some idea but I am about to clarify what men seek in a potential wife...

1. Dependability

Men want a woman who is faithful, reliable and trustworthy. They are looking for a loyal mate who will have their back and not stray elsewhere. Men need a good reason to commit to women, especially given the life-cycle of most marriages these days so it's no wonder that being a dependable partner is highly revered by men.

2. Emotionally stable

Men who a ready to settle down want a partner who has a high level of emotional intelligence. Physical attraction is only part of it and not as important to men as you may think. Men will only make a safe investment in a woman who is grounded and who will not make their life more difficult or potentially threaten their freedom.

3. Intelligence

This next factor is really important and highly undervalued. Guys want to be able to connect on an intellectual level to a woman. They adore women who have something between their ears and a high level of education to back it up.

4. Happy Demeanour

Guys love women who are happy within themselves. To men these women are a joy to be around. Playful women are irresistible women. There is something mesmerizing about a woman's playful nature - so be happy!

5. Sociable

Men want to cohabit with a woman who makes friends easily and can converse with their friends and family. Men think about this because they want to be able to socialise with a woman in the future. Going out and engaging with others is highly valued by men and you need to be comfortable at fitting in and interacting with new people.

6. Being Healthy

Men subconsciously assess how healthy you are when they meet you, this is a mark of your ability to be fertile in the future. Your skin, vibrancy, body disposition and energy levels are all factors men assess you on without even realizing it. However, what they will also take into consideration when dating you is how active you are and how much effort you put into staying healthy and looking good. A man will want to know if you are going to look after your body as he wants to be attracted to you now and in the future. So make sure you look after your self-image.

See source for more

I take exception to your statement.
You can find love anywhere except in the grave. There are Nairalander that got married through this medium and other social media.
The truth is, you attract what you are. If you are one of the average, you attract same.
The girls and guyz I have met here are wonderful but depends on who you are and what you want.

Thegeneralqueen:
Girl this is the wrong place to search for love because guys here are below average.....

Are you a learner?

summerflame:
What is the best answer if a girl asks what do you want from me?

Dont say that Bae, you have never met a man that swept you off your feet on the 1st date and resist him.
Imagine you meeting Morris Chestnut and he toast you? Will you say what you are saying?

Saff:
Yeah but just to be safe, for numerous reasons it’s better to avoid sex on the first date when you don’t know the guy well.

Hmm....I like your liver.

rebirthforgoody:
Nothing wrong with it though I haven't try it before

Bro, just tell us you want us to teach you how to scope.
Simple! Draw her attention of something you would love to show her that is in your phone. She go come your side, from there show her the cosmetics or whatever they sell in your phone. From there, ask of her number after complimenting her on her customer relations.
Abi make I give you another?

lovediehatelive:
There is this girl I usually meet at her place of work (cosmetics shop) and we get to connect anytime I get there. I want to collect her digits just to get more familiar with her, but the problem is that there are about five to six workers (sales persons) there, all girls, and there is no way I will ask her of her digits they won't hear it.


To me it is some kinda weird to ask for her digits where her other colleagues are, as I have a feeling that they may report her or something of that nature.


Whats your take on this? Should I go ahead and ask her?

I am thinking of collecting it from outside, but I feel she might behave strangely and negatively since I didn't get it from her directly.

Men in the house, please throw one or two advice.

On point. When we keep believing that our solution lies in an ethnic group, we will remain where we are.

kilokeys:
imagine.. these men are the problem of the country

I am an IBO man.. but I don't give two hoots where the president should come from
be it efik or nupe.

all we want is someone with a vision that can lead us out of this quagmire

and all Nigerians should reason the same way.

Na only Benin babe get liver to take do this,
Remember how wan do lecturer for EKP that year?

herzern:
Monica Osagie. . . .??

Nah my Benin sister.

My Bro, I no blame una President. Sebi because his son Yusuf Lazy as a spoilt brat, he use am generalise all Nigerian Youth?
We dey wait 2019, we go see who Lazy by the time we carry out go back to Daura with our laziness.

sirBLUNT:
cc; lalasticlala, mynd44 pls move this to fp am pretty sure you guys are not lazy....



manjaja, pusyiter,lefulefu, make una show una face oo

MSHEWWWWWWW....Name one thing that is not a SCAM in Naija?
Buhari- scam
National Assembly-Scam
APC, PDP- Scam
Your babe/Bobo- Scam
Only your life given to you by God is not a Scam
So therefore, why the ranting?

My dear, don't judge a book by its cover ooo. No marriage is bound to last. It is our commitment/efforts coupled with God's Grace that determine the longevity of any marriage.
Best wishes to the couples.

victorian:
The look on her face



I pray the marriage last.

I just hope she wasn't sweet talked and cajoled to say yes. Cos those eyes are revealing alot .

i just dey feel for the guy.

Sofrey talk o b4 dem go ban you.

lovelove2323:

Na this kind thing now dey make front page, Na wa o