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[color=#550077]Change ur lifestyle or don't get marrried![/color]

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=644583.msg8107336#msg8107336 date=1302589992]^^lmaoooo, some mad earthquake mehn!!!, She's a fool! Donpuzo is smarter than her!, lmao[/quote][color=#550077]Lmao donpuzo na bad a$$ diss [/color]

[color=#550077]Roftllll just showed it to my mum she was like "ikon to ju e wa lo ri" IN ENglish or broken english wetin she dey find na him she see [/color]

[color=#550077]Oh shittttttt lol just saw the mighty fall!! [/color]

Nekai:
Lol! knew it wasn't going to hold up!

[color=#550077]Lol i didn't see the end, did it break @ last?lool [/color]

Igwe419:
Good afternoon highly esteemed Internet community.

My wife of 22 years has been nothing but bad news in my life, I was handed to her when I was 19 and I did not know anything about love I did not care for her because she was given to me I did not ask for that ugly woman, she is lousy cook, a lazy woman who does not move she cannot move her body without complaining.

We have 7 children together and none of them respect her apart from the youngest son who is the same in character as his mother, I doubt he is a full man and I am ashamed to be his father. now 2 weeks ago she caught me in bed with a calabar girl who lives next to ours, I did not regret this, she stabbed me with her knife and nearly dislodged my finger, I told her to leave my house, [size=15pt]she left with our youngest son (Short and ugly like his mother with a flat nose)[/size], I never loved the woman anyhow, I am proud that after 22 years she knows my true feelings, but I fear the woman o but I am happy and I have placed a restraining order on her , I love younger women because somehow it reminds me of a young life that I did not have, I was forced onto a witch and I regret it but I won't fall back and cry about it, my peers are telling me to go back to my wife but I am adamant not to go back to the fat witch and she can stay with the young boy I won't pay support not after he cheered his mother to kill me.

Igwe H.S.O.F.N

[color=#550077]Lool dis it 2 funni![/color]

[color=#550077]No, stating facts see 4 ya self[/color]

[color=#550077]^^ & FAT![/color]

[color=#550077]That once a man or woman is above 40years they should stop eating egg?


What risk does it have?[/color]

[color=#550077]Thank you my Lord! [/color]

[color=#550077]^^Hmmm i see.[/color]

[color=#550077]Oh oh [/color]

[color=#550077]^^^Babe ur man don poison u with sex\?[/color]

[color=#550077]See dis good for nothing orobo runaway 9ja goat! [/color]

[color=#550077]Lol u dis ogbanje! [/color]

[color=#550077]Loool it wasn't me [/color]

[color=#550077]I think i can agree with & practise points 8,7,5 and 2. . .[/color]

[color=#550077]Lol did i read strip 4 him up there?


p.s this is not my handwork ooo! [/color]

[color=#550099]The 7 things that makes every woman happy.

Magical Ways To Make A Woman Feel Like You Were The Most Wonderful Mate She Could Ever Imagine. When you know that you have found the perfect woman for you, you want to make sure that she feels the same way. You want her to be as happy with you as you are with her. In order to do this, you may want to figure out a way to make her know and understand that she has the most perfect mate for her. You will want to know what to say to her to make her realize that she has found her true love.

1, Say what is important to her.

The first thing that you want to do is find out what is important to her. Find out if she wants her man to coddle of her or give her more freedom. You do not want to seem too overbearing and crowd her. Tell her that she is important to you and that you want to make sure that she has what she needs. This is something that will make her feel good and know that you are the perfect mate for her.

2, Tell her that she looks nice.

The most important thing that a woman wants to hear is that she looks good. No matter where you are going or if you are sitting on the couch watching TV, you need to compliment her and tell her how wonderful she looks. This is the only way that you will be able to make her know and understand that you think she is a beautiful woman and she will think you are the most perfect mate in the world.

3, Ask her if she needs anything.

This is something that a lot of men forget to do. It is important that we take care of the woman in our lives as she takes care of us. When we get up to get a drink, ask her if she needs anything. You are going to the kitchen anyway, so what is the big deal? On your way home at night, ask her if you can bring her anything. This is a great way for a woman to know that you are sincere and quite possibly the most perfect man in the world for her.

4, Tell her you love her very much

These are the three little words that mean the most. When a woman is in love, it is important for her to know that the man she is in love with feels the same. If you do, you should make it known. Women love this. You should tell the woman of your dreams that you love her when she is least expecting it. Tell her in the middle of a movie, on the way to dinner or on an unexpected phone call from work. This will make a woman feel good and happy with their choice for the perfect man.

5, Romance her at the right time.

Do not be afraid to talk sweet things into her ear. Make the woman feel good by saying sweet and romantic things to her at any given time. You can say them when you are having a romantic dinner together or you can say them in a passionate moment. These words will make her heart flutter and she will know that she is in love.

6, Ask her how she is feeling.

This is something that is hard for any man to do. Asking a woman to share her feelings with them is not always easy. In fact this is something that can totally be hard for a man to do. However, if you find a woman that is perfect for you and you want to make her feel the same about you, you may have to suck it up a little. Sharing feelings with a woman is one way to ensure that the relationship is going in a good direction that both people can feel comfortable with.


7, Be honest with her.

When you want to impress a woman, you will have to be honest with her. Make sure that you are telling her the truth about what you want and how you feel. Tell her that you love her and that you think she is perfect for you. Sharing how you feel and that you want to be with her may be a great idea to bring the both of you closer. Tell her when you will be late and what you are doing. Do not keep secrets. This is some thing that most women will really appreciate and that a lot of men do not do in a relationship. When she knows that you are devoted to her, she will probably feel the same way and she will know that she has the right man to spend the rest of her life with.[/color]

[color=#550077]Hope u enjoyed![/color]

sbeezy8:
ki lo fa gbo gbo rubbish yen mehn ose ati omi is d Hanswer lmfao

soap and warra funky babe

[color=#550077]U would ave been better of 'dumb' that typing the poo u ave up there for ur momma![/color]


[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=643690.msg8106869#msg8106869 date=1302583727]lol that's his way of saying hi, I guess.
Awon okurin Yoruba kan (some) shi baje biba obirin soro. Dont know what happened between the last generation and this generation.[/quote][color=#550077]Na your friendz be dem na.[/color]

[color=#550077]hmm u dis guy.[/color]

[color=#550099]For the lovers out there!


8. Make /Let him go- If he wants to hang out with his buddies or go watch a game, give him his freedom.
7. Be secure- If there's something wrong with urself like your addin on weight, try workin out in a gym and don't make him feel bad as if it's his fault.
6. Strip for your man- Sometimes, why don't you shock him when he comes back from a hard day at work, u can do somethin sexual like a striptease, the tiredness will run away from him, trust me
5. No Nagging- Let the small stuff go, don't nag him about not helpin out with the dishes or throwin away the trash, give him some few days and then talk to him in a calm way about it and pls don't ask him to do stuff that he don't like, e.g like going to shoppin with u, your gals are there that u can hang out with.
4. Be independent- its gud to have your own money, most find that really sexy, rather than spendin his all the time(few times wount hurt ) no gold diggin his pocket, he might use u and  leave u dry cos he knows u need him(u don't ve any money of your own)
3.Sex- Its their own way of showin love and affection, Be spontaneous, don't let him ask u, if you don't do it, another will
2. Feed your man- You need to learn how to cook, if u know how to read, u know how to cook----so get a cookbook and learn, by this your keepin your man.
1. Treat your man like a man- Respect the person that he is, don't talk down on him in front of other people, show him some support in all he does. [/color]

[color=#550077]See demands o! [/color]

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=32794.msg8088994#msg8088994 date=1302373667]^^

lmaoo, Donpuzo! You're my guy o. Seriously, I like you. You're are a funny dude! My type of guy! [/quote][color=#550077]Cheating in action? [/color]