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kelvindim:
Oh, am generous? Ayaf forgotten sef.

Babe howfar? Hope say you dey ready money down for awi introduction? Gather your salary wella oh

ehn ..na who dey do the introduction
or na me go pay the groom price










well..goodnight y'all..my battery don die

make ona go sleep woh..

kulkatty:
LOL
Iffa hear (˘̯˘ )ʃ

I can remember that day vividly when he took pure water without having money to pay

People gathered him, put tyre+fuel. You know the rest nau

I just pleaded for him unto say e be ma guy

nahhh..you've got it all wrong..
that wasn't neldrizzy..it was his twin from another mum..i've seen hin a couple of times..they;re so identical you'd think one of then was a clone..


nelson paid him to leave the country though so his good name wouldn't be tanished,,
thats the money speaking

Neldrizzy:
No worry, jus chill.... We don't just talk cus talk is cheap if you see navvy you go believe the neegar.. No much talk, personality speaks for it self

hmm..i hope so woh..seriously looking forward to that day









lexoma..she will tell me..i'll just bribe her with enough matric rice and a new pair of heels

kelvindim:
...because my name is Aliko Dangote Kelvin abi?

no la


its because you're a generous gentleman

kulkatty:
LOL ewooo.
Rich keh? How come nelly was begging me for pure water that day as if his life depended on it

you know that water is life right

i was with his atm card at the time and you know he goes cashless la..

you forgot to mention the cartons of bottled water he sent to your house later that day when he got back his atm card












you this girl sef

Neldrizzy:
on matric day you go sit down near me .... After matric ceremony Navvy go carry you enter somewhere go show you some kind tins wey you go like see..... You know Kada plaza/cinema for Benin?

Bobbyzain:
for sure.i go carry am follow body come.but e go be for rent.

rent ke..i'm certain kelvindim would be a perfect gentleman though..he'd just hire chairs for everyone

don't bring any chair again..ayaf vex..

MissyKwnly:
#sighs. den i'll jst concentrate on makin u frown for nw. dat shud bring out d wrinkles much faster.





jst kiddin dear, i dn't wnt u dead o cos i wan chop ya matric rice.

well..you've got no worries cos matric rice and picture go plenty ghan..
you know say navvy and neldrizzy are very rich..they've already booked a private chef and photographer for me..you go chop that day;take pictures till you tire

iamliltee:
Yeah,ur right,but the existence of different kinda whatsapp groups jeopardized and enhanced the snail-speed of the thread...

Bobbyzain:
so far na girls dey my front and my back i have no problem with the pushing.and i plan to be there before 12 midnight with rubber chair and mat.in case of incasities

lollzz..guy you will not kill person..abeg just carry 2 chairs and keep space for me..i will join you by 6 am

MissyKwnly:
no p, i'll complit d job ryt after u c me

..you this girl..so you don't want me to win cases for you ni
well i've got no words

i might just avoid you till i get all old and wrinkled with lots of grand and great-grand kids before i decide to see you

iamliltee:
Chisos!!! 832 pages!!! *runs back to Unilag's thread*

hehe..i visit there sometimes..you guys are too focused jhor..you don't even gist much..just about 164 pages right??

it aint exactly your fault though..unilag was fast..admission list,clearance,etc wasn't delayed as ours so i guess you had no spare time

MissyKwnly:
e beta make laff kee u na. Atleast u'll die api. :-)

buh i'm too young to die la..besides i havn't met you yet and that sth i have to do before death comes

MissyKwnly:
ope o. pweetyz o, com n see sontin. dis guy is d way to xpress clearance

bae you're at it again..which one is express clearance ni

well sha count me in cos i think i like the sound of that

MissyKwnly:
na dat tym i go sidon count d money na

lwkm..
you dis long girl..you cannot kill me before my time

Incredyable:
try and prepare yourself cos January is by the corner.

MissyKwnly:
chei *dancing shoki* i don geh moni

see this girl o ..you never see the money you don dey dance..wetin you go come do when e land la?

MissyKwnly:
madam pweetyz, hw work? Mnth go soon end o, i dey expect. B-)

hmm..madam ke??..no worry sha..e go sure reach your side..na 50 50 ish la

Incredyable:
pweetyz, howdy?

i'm okay boss

just a lot bothered about the clearance cos i'm far from prepared

bdw tessy10..where the heck have you been..you just forgot us right

Emperorking20:
Thank u P! I appreciate it!

you're welcome dearie..uniben(unibest) all the way..

glad i could be of service


naijaboiy..i finally did it properly

Raymondenyi:
which skool @ rumuokoro? Cus I also did my secondary eduction there (though I believe;d year should be a far cry 4rm wen u did urs)