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kelvindim:
[b]Chai! If person nor carry ”Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary of Current English,” near body read your post, mehn! Person nor go fit decipher most of your post oh! For the umpteenth time I read it before having to assimilate its entirety.

I understand you being an equalist with inveterate traits and all but then, I only took that post with a grain of salt; I mean in literal terms. Okay sir, if you perceived I did not welcome dweezy warmheartedly to this thread you must be exceedingly wrong. It was I who first behest he pays homage to them god's of this thread notwithstanding, lest you forget. And it's a norm that the ”(f) insignia” does get the most attention. Nigga nor be we cause am, hormones brother!

Now don't you think it'd be assumed 'gay'ish' if one should give a fellow nigga these, like; ”hey dear, welcome to this thread,” ”you're so dang cute,” ”could I get your contact?” all these and all. I hope you could relate?

Bro, don't take all our post to heart. We lots are just passing away time by catching fun along the way (as regards pweetyz, that aren't no joke sha. Love things! ). For the record, I respect your personality loads. Yeah, we've known eachother for long now and nothing could come betwixt us, no, not even pweetyz. *closes face* #extends arms for a hug to a nigga, no homo! I got love for you bro. [/b]

Uhmm.kelvin darlyn..sicerely..)+_kre sorta getting me scared on this whole love ish..its seeming serious by the hour
about the drink ish..you're forgiven la ..that aint an issue
BDW..how are you doing sweetie..hope you've eaten the food i sent via the food download app benromeo39 talked about

how was it..it took me an hour to prepare that meal woh and another to install it in the app

kelvindim:
Bae, it's malt I gave you oh.

So malt can make you tipsy like this?

shey you think i didn't see you mixing the malt when i went to the restroom :-/ you promised to play a prank on me and you did

kelvindim:
Pweetyz, did you not see these?

I did..i'm so sorry i stayed mute..saw it at work and started smiling sheepishly buh had to stop cos my co-worker was looking at me like some crazed human..
its so damn cute..how the heck did you get that done..i seriously hope you write though..,now i see why those girls flock over you

efedua:
your experience is a match to most guys here including me(tho seeming holy) so stop blathering about it. who no believe you, just mention E and I will send them to huge transformer. but for this your pweetyzzzzz, I can't fit talk.

ehhh..what can't you fit talk :-/

Neldrizzy:
come oh.. What did you take this night?? Gulder or?? Hmmm all dis small small boys don de carry you enter corner bar to the extent you nor they see road again?? How Nelsizzy tak resemble neldrizzy??

ema binu o..its kelvindim's fault..i told him i didn't want more mowet buh he insisted in giving me more..its just that the 2 monickers
are so alike i got confused

bdw..who has seen any barrister in the house..freshers woh

Incredyable:
gotta catch forty winks..
good night all..
pweetyz i nor 4get u o.later dear.

prepares the water bed to be as comfy as possible,placing roses round the bed..is there anything else you need boss..
have a good night rest..happy nightmares

Incredyable:
nor mind me joor.
I nor serious nd still not serious.. how Hav u been ever since la?

boss i've been okay woh..i've just been gathering assets everywhere..husbands,cars,prayers,plantain trees,pregnant hens,trips to new york,being a king and queen maker..
indeed you taught me well..i've been repping you perfectly

kelvindim:
The first time I wooed a girl? Errrrrm.... I never really did that until recent times sha..that's because erm, I'm the one being wooed, with all sincerity though, no jokes. Many a time have I being chased up and down by all sorta girls. Nigga's may not believe me though cos all they'd do is hate. I ain't proud of it neither am I being boastful though, but that's just my nature. Currently sef there's a girl in my neighbourhood falling head over hills inlove with me, she wan kill me with call, chai! But ayaf pweetyz sha. To the extent two ladies nearly fought over moi. I so have many stories to tell but I might end up boring y'all niggas to sleep. So I'd chill. So y'all will know, don't hate on a nigga, it ain't non o' my fault.

Incredyable:
pweetyz, how u dey?

our very own oga incredyable ..boss..i dey gallant..you just forget us la

Fabdedon:
you are sighted bro...
Actually i cant recognise anyone so easily becos these nairaland peeps have their pix photoshoped.....
Hmm but hmm
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neldrizzy ...when i see a cool chocolate guy..with good dark afro in uniben den his neldrizzy
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Pweetyz... I can recognise.. Cos ha dp wasnt photoshoped.. And will recognise her well if she is on ha pitch and wine feddy uniform..
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Eroticangelina... I can remember her face after someone pointed all xteristis of every part of her face...#teamlongface
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Nahh cant remember naijaboiy..i already have a friend dat looks exactly like him same face shape..size and complexion..

Neldrizzy:
come wats ur real name self... Shey iya weray ni?? Who are you calling pastor ?

kelvindim:
Honestly bro, this is a cc of what was on my mind all along. You just pasted it all out. We never are being serious about any shìt that emanates from our mouth or hands rather, well, except for pweetyz as per our introductory arrangements. I'll use this medium to invite anyone whosoever wishes to brace our occassion in good faith.
That being said, hasn't the tranquility of this thread culminated long enough? I and a few are only trying to make this thread chirpy and fun for all. Why vituperate harshly? We should just ride on along the rollercoaster of intriguing exuberant, boisterous and convivial activities on here.

Peace y'all.

#Drops microphone and walks out.

Aww..kelvin sweetie..so you can talk like this..i sure wasn't mistaken when i called you sweet-mouthed..so you are serious about the introduction..bdw..my elder brothers confirmation name is kelvin so i'm certain he'd love you and agree quickly to our wedding..just bring 16 cars and 3 plantain trees with 20 pregnant chickens when coming for the introduction..honey..please forgive navvy..i'm all yours..no more polyandrt for me..

Navvy:
man u r takin it personal. Was kidding o. Abeg derz ntin btwn me nd ur pweetyz o.. B4 u begin talk crap hold on #busted

eHH....so what happens to my cars...hmm..what an ex-pastor has joined together,let no man put assunder

neldrizzy can you see this..kelvindim free me woh..shey you have port..me too i've port woh

cooljoe:
wat abou me. M I allowed to stalk u?

hehe ..you know stalking is illegal right....annnnnnnnnnnnnnndddd..i'm a lawyer

ifex370:
I don't have any other thing doing on nl... so, just bear with me

ifex370:
I came here to stalk you,










again!!!

Bennyberry:
Hmmm.bn a guest for over 6months.na wa sha,greetings to u all

yay!! ..i'm the first to welcome bennyberry..you're welcome sweetie..bdw 6 months ni..what kept you from joining a long time ago :-/..
well are you a uniben fresher or student

chilledbarbie:
Oh my i didnt pay homage like mesoade said i'm sorry all kulkatty i like her but always saying yabaleft dont know what that means abel14 benromeo39 pweetyz kelvins favourite abel14 gbemioo and rest

Jennimma:
thank you so much guys....if u didnt see your name in my speech,please forgive. love you always

our very own queen jennimma..you're highly welcome..just go back to your throne and relax while we produce the perfect king for you..
bdw....why are you doing the talking..where is kulkatty..oya leave naruto and come here now..*pulls her ears*from today onwards?you do the talking for the queen okwa ya..anything she wants to say should be whispered to you then you pass the message..i don't want her to stress her lovely voice *leaves her ears and immediately goes behind queen jennimma for protection*

ojingbe:
Question of the day? To the ladies

You take of your natural eyebrows and then use pencil to paint it back again.. What the fucck are you doing

Navvy:
that could be us!

cooljoe:
ur mouthed

naijaboiy:
I have accepted the nomination...

Hoping for you guy's strong support

just relax our handsome king..we are solidly behind you
said this to queen jennimma and today..shes wearing that crown..i'm certain yours wouldn't be any different..

benromeo39:
my love, this one you remembered me today. I hope you are doing good.

Where are my uniben peeps? Miss nairaland came from this thread, make one of una step up make we produce Mr. Nairaland.


Naijaboiy? Chizzy94? Kelvindim? Make one of una climb the podium.

Drops mic*

Yeah..i'm certain of that..we're gonna produce this years master nairaland..i've already given my nominees and they're all from this thread..
you must contest woh..i'm certain you'd be among the top 3 if not the 1st...

HARDDON:
#falls! #feints #some1 puleez call 911 pweetyz yav killed sombory

I puff some snuff
As i roll in my turf
Nuff of luve too buff for boiz


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